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Chippy prices in Lancashire

2023.06.09 20:15 futilejester Chippy prices in Lancashire

Chippy prices in Lancashire
How does it compare to your local? In my mind cost of living is pretty decent here, but £15.50 for 2 fish, chips n curry… you either want it or you don’t I guess!
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2023.06.09 20:02 Morgellons-Live "Superfoods" article by Aajonus Vonderplanitz

"Superfoods
For Vegetarians And Vegans Or Who?
I have heard so much about superfoods and their benefits. What's your experience and what do you think about them?
Are there such things as superfoods? Gogi berries, cocoa beans, nibs and powder, noni juice and powder, maca root powder, acai berries and powder, hemp seed powder, camu camu berries and powder, green-tea extract, blue mangosteen, cod liver and fish oils, green powders and pills made from green grasses and their juices and algae such as spirulina, and chlorella are all claimed as raw superfoods by many people in the raw-food movements. I found that it is mainly within the vegetarian and vegan raw-food groups that people seek superfoods. It is helpful to understand why they must have superfoods.
Consider that humans have acidic and short digestive tracts producing acidic digestive fluids and harboring acidic bacteria, and 80% of teeth are designed for cutting, extremely similar to carnivores. Herbivores have mainly alkaline and very long digestive tracts producing vast amounts of alkaline- digestive juices and bacteria, and all teeth are molars for grinding vegetation. Rarely are there healthy long-term raw vegetarians and vegans. Usually, the more committed ones hit a wall at 7 years. Others that cheat may spend a decade or two before they hit the wall. Often, the wall is serious disease such as cancer. Half of my cancer patients were long-term vegetarians and vegans.
Ninety-nine percent of human vegetarians and vegans cannot get enough protein and fats, and lack minerals and an array of nutrients from their diets. Ninety-nine percent of their bodies are unfulfilled and unsatisfied. I know from 6 years of subjective and objective experience as a raw "balanced-diet- eating vegetarian evolved to vegan." I and ALL of the vegetarians and vegans I knew were usually malnourished with eating disorders. I adhered to it 99.9% of the time. Others were much less tenacious. However, occasionally, uncontrollably yet consciously, I stretched and contorted what foods were truly raw, trying to force reality to conform to my adopted concepts of vegetarianism and veganism.
I did not realize the irrationality of believing that humans were optimally healthy as raw-food vegetarians and vegans. I had accepted the false information that our digestive tracts were more alkaline like other primates, and herbivores. I was so malnourished, anytime anyone told me about a superfood such as amaranth "grain of Egyptian gods", I consumed it. However, all such promises of superfoods resulted in my slow but steady deterioration to 96 pounds at 5'8".
Primal-Diet-eating athlete Scott Wheeler of Australia for example won the race at the Raw Games in Hawaii November 2008. All of the other runners were vegetarians or vegans, some mostly raw and some not.
Ninety percent or more of all of currently purported superfoods are processed and not truly raw. They are not fresh so they lack enzymes. Whenever foods are dried, bioactive enzymes are inactivated like a dead auto battery. They cannot be resurrected any more than we can resurrect ourselves from dead. Therefore, even dried fruits are not really raw because they lack bioactive enzymes.
Although Native North American Indians lacked our laboratory sciences, they knew the inferior nature of dried food. They had empirical science called experience. Empirical awareness and knowledge is much more valuable, containing wisdom rather than conclusions based on chemical theories and hypotheses.
Each summer, Native Americans made large supplies of a mixture of dried meat and fat, sometimes adding berries. It is called pemmican. It would be eaten in case they could not find fresh kill. Eating pemmican would prevent starvation, fatigue and bodily deterioration. The process of making pemmican was time-consuming, both hunting and preparing it by drying, beating it until it became flour, soaking it in the sun with warmed fat, drying it in the sun and sitting near it and occasionally pressing it into 90 pound dried hard blocks. By spring, if they did not consume it, they buried it because they knew it would not be optimum for their health.
Let's take a look at the processes that so-called superfoods undergo to see if they are truly raw. Noni juice is chemically or heat processed to prevent fermentation in bottles. The chemical process utilizes kerosene derivative or alcohol. Both are natural but toxic. All "superfoods" that are powdered must be thoroughly dried so they do not cake and stick in the machines while being ground. When hard foods such as cocoa beans and roots are ground into flour, the machines reach a temperature of at least 176° F (80° C), cauterizing the foods.
Cauterization seals the food and makes it harder. It is therefore harder to liquefy and takes more time to digest in the digestive tract. Also, any metallic minerals in the foods will be released by the heat and be more toxic. Claims that such foods are 100% raw and have more antioxidants are false, after drying and cauterizing/cooking. They have the opposite effect in varying degrees.
Whole leaf grasses and fruits also have to be completely dried and hardened for powdering. Rarely are any grasses sun-dried. Usually, they are kiln-dried at temperatures above 118° F (48° C) and up to 138° F(59° C). They are also subjected to the same friction-heat from machines during the powdering processes that reach at least 176° F (80° C). They are not raw because all enzymes are destroyed and the food is cauterized/cooked. Also, we are not herbivores that can properly digest vegetable matter, especially when dried. The only exception is chlorella; I have experimented and found it to be somewhat beneficial. Commercial liquid green teas are all steeped in boiling water.
Sometimes, kerosene derivatives, distilled alcohol or other chemicals are sprayed on those foods to breakdown the oils and force them to dry faster. Since kerosene and alcohol are natural, they may legally call the product "All Natural." They know they mislead consumers and they do not care. Their interest is to supply products for abundant profits rather than produce quality products for which they obtain less profit.
The same is true of acai, camu camu, gogi, and noni. There are many beneficial claims about those foods so most people who consume them believe my analyses of those foods are wrong. However, consider that people feel better because most of those foods are high in carbohydrates and raise the blood and nerve sugar levels causing hyperactivity.
Raised blood and nerve sugar levels are not indications of health. In fact, they are indications of bodily harm. Columbia University found that we store 70-90% of Advanced Glycation End-products (AGEs), byproducts from spent high-carbohydrates, in our bodies for a lifetime. AGEs are cancer feeding byproducts that cause many ill effects, including arterial sclerosis by attaching to venous and arterial walls.
Also, infusions of powders cause increases in hormones such as adrenalin, also elevating energy levels but not to healthful benefits long-term. All endocrine glandular production is for emergency purposes only. For instance, adrenaline is for fight and/or flight. We are supposed to derive our energy from foods that supply fats, proteins with little carbohydrate, rich in enzymes and bacteria. If we were to eat proper raw foods rich in fats and proteins, and digest and assimilate them properly, most of us would have improved energy and stamina. After many years of eating a proper diet, we would develop tremendous energy and stamina. Like primitive Eskimos, we could live happily in the most strenuous climates and environments.
Cocoa beans (cacao), nibs and powder contain theobromine which is similar to caffeine and a nerve irritant. When cooked and/or processed, that neural irritant is a free radical. It often stimulates hormones such as adrenaline, testosterone and estrogen, making people think their new energy is healthful.
The only truly raw cocoa bean retains it moist skin and must be hand peeled. In small amounts it may be briefly ground in a coffee-bean grinder or blender without reaching high temperatures to retain its rawness and nutrition. I discussed the benefits of eating small amounts of raw cocoa beans in the earlier PD newsletter issue Vol. 7, Oct. 30, 2007. I have a correction to that. Cocoa beans do not contain the nerve stimulants/irritants caffeine or theophylline. They contain theobromine of the same family as caffeine and theophylline.
Fish and cod liver oils must have all proteins removed on which bacteria can feed, according to USFDA standards. That requires heat and/or chemical processes to separate and extract proteins. Two companies claim they produce their fish oils without heat or chemicals but they add processed oils as preservatives. Although that is a small amount, those preservative oils have been heat and chemically processed. How much fish oil is lost to the heated and processed preservative oils? How much of the fish oil will be contaminated by the processed preservative oils? We can glean an idea by the fact that they add enough to prevent the oil from being predigested by natural bacteria. If all of the oil is prevented from predigestion, how much will we not be able to digest? How much will the contaminated preservative oils contaminate us?
As a civilized race whose members eat processed and chemicalized-food, we require air-conditioning and heat in our homes and transportation to sustain us or we cannot work, play or eat. Our perspiration would reek. So many people I know who exercise reek of old stinky sauces, especially tomato sauces. They have a body odor like the outdoor garbage bin of fast-food Italian restaurants or pizza parlors on a hot summer day. That odor is from chemically produced flavorings and fragrances added to tomato sauces to make flavor and odor consistent. Civilized man is now the weakest organism on this planet.
"Superfood" is a misnomer. All lack enzymes and little can be digested and assimilated. Some contain nerve irritants and other chemicals that cause the body to produce hormones that flow through blood and nerves, elevating a sense of well-being without elevated true health. Therefore, the body's responses to "superfoods" indicate toxic responses. Calling any processed food superfood is the same as calling supplements magic bullets. However, if I were to judge any food as superfood, one would be honey that was unheated above 92° F (33° C). Another would be bone marrow from completely organically raised animals, fresh and raw in bones."
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2023.06.09 19:37 macfadden3 The dinner plan this week

I often have a hard time thinking of what to make for dinner, so now that my meal plan is ready for the week, I thought I would share it here to help anyone who is looking for ideas. There are only six dinners listed, because that is usually enough to get us through the week. In my area, all the ingredients you need for these meals are easy to find at a regular grocery store, though things in your area might by different.
  1. Caprese sandwiches https://cookieandkate.com/caprese-sandwich-recipe/
  2. Chickpea and sweet potato curry https://www.williams-sonoma.com/recipe/chickpea-and-sweet-potato-curry.html
  3. Burrito bowls (I don't use a recipe for my burrito bowls, but you could follow this one if you need a blueprint)
  4. Tofu and vegetables with peanut sauce https://www.budgetbytes.com/peanut-tofu/
  5. Pasta with pumpkin marinara sauce https://cookieandkate.com/creamy-pumpkin-marinara-recipe/ and a salad
  6. Cheese pupusas with coleslaw
If you're not familiar with pupusas, they are like very thick, stuffed tortillas from El Salvador. In this video, you can how they are made. She uses a filling with meat, but I just use mozzarella. The typical side dish for pupusas is curtido, which is sliced vegetables, mostly cabbage, with a vinegar dressing, but I usually make a creamy coleslaw instead. I'm sure this is sacrilegious, but I like it.
I hope this helps anyone who is running low on dinner ideas. If you already have your dinners planned for the week, consider posting them in the comments.
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2023.06.09 19:34 RazielShadow I'm tired of Bethesda cooking systems

Disclaimer: PS4 no mods.
First experience: Elder Scrolls Skyrim survival. Well, we have a game full of ingredients! Carrots, cabagges, tomatoes, potatoes... and all those alchemical ingredients too! OMG it will be so much fun...
95% of receipts require salt. And you can't combine your stuff. And non-cooked stuff only fills 1% of the value. It feels BAD having to search constantly for salt and having tons of ingredients you can't combine to eat. I ended up just buying food from people. Then I made a garden to farm wheat and milk -> butter to make cakes. Then I just got bored, discovered vampires can feed from drinking blood, and got amazed. Forgot cooking system. For what?
Second and current experience: Fallout 4 Survival. I'm loving this, of course. But we got half the same. Got tons of melons, pumpkins, potatoes, multifruits... what can I do with all of that? NOTHING because I don't have dirty water, and it feels BAD to keep searching it. Why can't I just mix vegetables or use the damn purified water! Why my empty bottle disappears, I HAVE A RIVER FULL OF DIRTY WATER!
Current goal? Search 3 more optic fibers to make the thing that infinitely removes radiation, then remove all my stuff in garden and just plant dozens of melons. And eat melons. Raw melons, all day. And then remove my radiation. Cooking to remove radiation? what cooking? There are more food ingredients to combine? But melon is objectively and literally the best one. Forgotten system again. I want to keep my garden with 5 different vegetables, because inmersion, but sounds super inefficient...
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2023.06.09 19:33 Honest_Supermarket_9 Help! - 7month old allergic reaction to uncommon allergens!

Hi everyone, my 7 month old has been on foods since 4 1/2 months. She’s had a few reactions here and there, one being a mango applesauce and the other we think Strawberry. But a few weeks ago I gave her Sweet potato- mashed , she’s had this before several times
A hint of garlic powder, she’s been exposed to garlic a number of times
Minced chicken- was making fajitas and cooked it with a bit of vegetable oil in a pan. No other spices. She’s had maybe 2 or 3 tiny pieces of chicken before.
She got bad, bad hives right after eating. I took her to the hospital and although the hives were severe she didn’t have other symptoms. We have an appointment with an allergy clinic in July and an epi pen on hand just in case.
My question is, what could it have been that caused it?
None of these are very common allergens so we are very confused, and she’s been exposed to them all before.
Any input or advice would be nice!
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2023.06.09 19:25 seanfucksdogs Ummm.. my snack foods haven’t changed since my ED started

I don’t know if anyone can relate but because of my mom and the weird food she got to stay healthy for weight watchers or whatever meant that the best snacks were rice cakes that I would top with a little sugar and cinnamon, same thing with Graham crackers. I would only have peanut butter when my dad would make morning toast with butter and peanut butter but that was rare. Nature valley, kind, and cliff bars were the only things in cabinets. Baked sweet potatoe “chips” etc. so I guess I now eat the same things just in small portions. Idk if that makes any sense. Weight watchers mom lel
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2023.06.09 19:05 CarinaConstellation I ate all my guilty pleasure foods yesterday but stayed in a calorie deficit

I just want to thank this group for truly opening my eyes to what is possible when eating in a calorie deficit.
For years I ate what many would call "clean," but was still gaining weight slowly but steadily. My diet was healthy, my portions were not. And I swore off foods I LOVED because I was convinced that eating them was the reason I was gaining weight. I don't have much of a sweet tooth but I love savory food, especially carbs. Foods like bagels, tacos, and sushi. If I ate one of these, I would frequently spiral out of control and continue to eat "unhealthy" foods for days until I could get back on track. To be clear, I enjoyed the "clean" foods I was eating, but I like variety and missed these other foods too. Depriving myself for literal years wasn't working. I needed to try something new.
A little while back I posted what I ate on a typical day. I was pretty good at sticking to that meal plan. But when I tracked my calories I found I was eating close to 2200 calories a day. My maintenance is at 2000, so this explains the slow weight gain even though my diet consisted of yogurt bowls, salads or sandwiches, chicken for dinner and fruit for desert. I asked for some thoughts on how I could reduce my calorie intake and you all were so helpful to me. I incorporated a lot of the suggestions you all made including picking lower calorie fruits, using zero calorie food sprays, swapping milk for a plant-based milk, using mustard instead of mayo and reducing the cheese, drinking lower calorie beer, etc. But I think the biggest game changer of all was to buy a food scale and actually figure out what I was truly eating. This took the guess work out of calorie counting which means I've been able to incorporate a lot of the foods I previously was too afraid to eat, and safely know that I was eating in a calorie deficit.
Yesterday was a truly horrendous day for me, topping off a pretty terrible week. My fridge had died a few days earlier and hundreds of dollars of food I had just bought was spoiled. As I awaited my new fridge to arrive, I tried to move the kitchen island I had built in my apartment, and it ended up completely destroyed. In the past, on days like this I would go ham and eat all the terrible food I desired. Yesterday, was no different. But, I tracked my calories. I treated myself to a coffee with oat milk at the local coffee shop, then ate a bagel with cream cheese and cheese for breakfast!, a kimchi beef taco with yogurt instead of sour cream for lunch, for a snack I ate some guava fruit, and for dinner I ordered 2 sushi rolls (in the past I would order like 4 rolls and a side salad and eat it in one sitting). After counting my calories, I managed to eat at about 1630 (been trying to eat between 1500-1600 each day). I also kept to my exercise goals and went to the gym since the air quality where I live was unhealthy yesterday. I also drank a coconut water after working out. I know eating bagels, tacos, and sushi every day is probably not the best idea for an every day diet and I definitely didn't eat enough vegetables... but damn am I proud of myself for having a day where I indulged but still stuck to my goals, and I owe it to this group for helping me learn the way to make that happen.
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2023.06.09 18:57 graydc Review 9: Lagavulin Offerman Edition Charred Oak Cask 11 Year

Review 9: Lagavulin Offerman Edition Charred Oak Cask 11 Year


Distiller: Lagavulin
Bottle: Offerman Edition Charred Oak Cask 11 Year
Classification: Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Region: Islay
Age: 11 Years
ABV: 46%
Barreling: Heavily Charred Ex-Bourbon and Ex-Red Wine Casks
Heavily Peated?: Yes
Estimated Price: $85 USD
From the official Lagavulin website…
“There is a saying that “good things come in threes.” The rule of three (or if Latin is preferred) “omne trium perfectum” suggests things that come in threes are inherently more humorous, satisfying and effective than any other number of things. There is no better illustration of this than in the new release from Lagavulin and Nick Offerman.
Nick is a lover of all things wood, Lagavulin and steak. By combining these three passions, a most delectable and exceptional whisky is born. Introducing Lagavulin Offerman Edition: Charred Oak Cask. This 11 year old Single malt Scotch Whisky has been aged in heavily charred ex-bourbon and ex-red wine casks creating the perfect whisky to accompany any medium-rare steak…”
Tasting Procedure: Whisky was poured into a cold, water-rinsed Glencairn, and set out for about 15 minutes.
Nose: Sweet, fresh out of the oven banana bread made from overripe bananas; thick, soft smoke; sea air; minerals. Butter, a touch of red berry. One of my favorite noses on any scotch.
Palate: Delicious, thick malt. Cigar, a touch of vegetation, wood. A nice, consistent peat, almost distinct from "smoke", it comes with a much more earthy character. Treacle, a slightly oily medicinal tinge; intermingled with biting, tingly minerality on the edges of the palate along with a nice salinity. Sweet, fresh banana bread is still there, only more bread and less banana. Baking spices, unsweetened chocolate. A little mixed berry, but it is more of a backdrop, I presume from the red-wine aging.
Finish: Warming, spicy, and dry. White pepper, wood, peat. Maritime flavors come forward a little more on the finish, and the sweeter side of the whisky dissipates. More vegetation appears too, but all very earth/mineral forward. Bitter cacao lingers too, along with cinnamon towards the end.
Score: 4
Thoughts: To me, Lagavulin seems to be the master of balance when it comes to Islay scotch. Lagavulin 16 is one of the scotches that I feel could be pulled apart for hours, it is immensely complex. This, on the other hand, doesn't drown the drinker in complexity, it feels more stripped down. It is definitely sweeter and smokier than your typical Lagavulin offering, with less maritime influence as well. The result is a fantastic, approachable Islay with plenty of smoke and a delicious flavor that is dissectible and refreshing. Also, the nose on this scotch is absolutely phenomenal, one of my favorites. Great bottle and value.
Score Guide:
0 - Disgusting and undrinkable. I would rather drink everclear than this.
1- Not good. This is a bottle that I would rather just simply avoid. A bottle with this score would be one that has off flavors, or is so bland that it is not worth ever choosing at any price point.
2- Average. This is an acceptable bottle that is not bad but has nothing distinguishing about it. I'd drink it if it was free or cheap, but I probably wouldn't order it at regular prices.
3- Good. This is a bottle that I enjoy, and would purchase from time to time. If it was on a sale, I'd consider it a good deal and would be likely to grab it. It would have good qualities about it, but may be lacking in less detrimental aspects such as complexity.
4- Great. This is a bottle that I would be highly likely to purchase, and would always restock if it was on sale. This needs to be a bottle that stands out a bit. This could definitely be a daily drinker.
5- Exceptional. This is a bottle that must be on my shelf. This is something that I would drink all the time if I could, and I would highly recommend to others.
5+- Phenomenal. This category is fairly subjective, hence when I didn't opt for a "6". This is a 5 bottle that stands out, one that I would drink 9/10 times when presented with other 5's. Anything that receives a 5+ is one of my personal favorites, and something that I save for rare occasions (unless it's cheap and then I drink a lot of it).
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2023.06.09 18:50 aoifnsb Would love a salad dressing recommendation

Hello, I’m one of those people that hates salad and never eats it. I really don’t like the taste of raw veggies (exclusions are tomatoes and carrots; but most other veggies (broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, bell peppers) I grew up eating boiled or roasted and can’t stand them raw) and I’m also just not a fan of leafy greens and really dislike cucumbers. So, pretty much every part of a salad. But I am trying to teach myself to like them because I do think they can be a great weight loss tool I’d love to utilize.
I would love your help finding a low calorie salad dressing that I won’t hate. I’m not a fan of dressing and condiments in general (aside from ranch). Every salad that I’ve tried that’s made me go “wow, that’s good!” has had so so many calories in the dressing, which is totally fine but for me it ruins the point of eating a salad and I would rather order pasta for those calories.
The thing is, I don’t know what I like. I like spicy, I like creamy, I like fresh, I like sweet (the best salad I tried is when my friend ordered a salad with a strawberry vinaigrette, but the salad had the same amount of calories as my lobster pasta, which is fine but like I said I’d rather just eat that). A couple times I tried mixing fat free Greek yogurt with lemon juice and dill but it just wasn’t flavorful enough for me to stomach all the greens. I’m really not a picky eater, I just did not grow up eating many vegetables so I am not used to the taste and textures. What’s your favorite low cal dressing? Thank you all for reading and for the recommendations.
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2023.06.09 17:43 waterb0tttle Saw this at a juice shop today

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2023.06.09 17:12 ArsenicAndRoses Good morning r/Tea! How about some Oolong??? Morning tray starring flowers from my garden 💚💐

Good morning Tea! How about some Oolong??? Morning tray starring flowers from my garden 💚💐
Today I was feeling some Ooo so I dug into this stuff. It's Iron Mercy Goddess (oolong) from Fujian sold by Luxtea (who is probably taking a hefty laowai tax, but honestly this stuff is so good I don't even care).
First, a disclaimer: I'm not normally an oolong person, so I'm not super experienced in this type of tea. That being said....
Y'all, this shit is
✨🌈 🦄 M A G I C A L 🌈🦄 ✨
Good lord the fragrance is heavenly. I want to curl up in my teacup and nap there. Strongly floral with vegetal tones. I usually hate vegetal notes in my tea (tastes like water left over from cooking broccoli 🤮) but here it just makes the tea taste ALIVE and fresh.
The liquor is light in color but intensely fragrant. Beautifully balanced, the tannins polish the vegetal notes and temper the floral ones, and then vanish to leave your mouth feeling clean and with a hint of sweetness at the end.
And omg y'all the expansion on these leaves is incredible! Tiny little pea sized balls when dry, full sized perfect leaves when brewed. These leaves are F R E S H and substantial too- I've had roses come fresh from the garden with flimsier leaves than these!
The only drawback to this one is that the flavor fades quicker than I would like.
Each (vacuumed sealed for freshness) package contains about enough for about two sessions, each consisting of 5 brewings after the wash, with about 2 x 70ml cups each brew before the taste fades so much it's not worth it (imo). That means each package is enough for about 20 x70 ml cups, and the box itself (which contains 20 packets) is enough for 400 x 70 ml cups.
And guess what!?
I picked this bad boy up on Amazon (shout-out to @XICups for the recommendation!)
Came in a giftable box with 20 vacuum sealed packets. Unfortunately it looks like it's sold out at the moment, but it looks like you can buy a higher grade of the same stuff processed as Houjicha (roasted) from the same seller. I just grabbed a tin myself, and I plan on checking back periodically to see if the green Oolong box comes back into stock.
If anyone wants to throw a few recommendations for sourcing on similar good green Oolong into the thread, I'd be grateful!

Overall:

9/10 Oos. Much long. Recommended.
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2023.06.09 17:01 snugglemews Nocturne Alchemy: 🌴 Summer 2023 Limited Collection and Resurgence

Happy almost summer. Today is the release day for Nocturne Alchemy (NAVA) Summer 2023 Limited Collection and Resurgence. The collections will be up from June 9, 2023, at 8AM PST and will come down July 28, 2023, at 8PM PST. Ajevie will decant the collection, as will Crypta Obscura. I will edit this to be prettier.
Also, Thoth’s Spring 2023 Archive is still running and will be up until July 3, 2023, at 8PM PST.

Limited Collection

BLEU FELINE COLLECTION

6ml sky blue transparent bottle with black dropper insert and lid.
AEGEAN BLEU
Lemon/Orange zest, Crete Orange Blossom extraction, Tonka Bean, Wild Juniper Berries, eNVie saphir absolute, Vanilla Bean, Bastet’s Musk, Benzoin absolute, and Mandarin Zest.
CYAN BLEU
Oak, Mallow Root, Transylvania Blue Juniper, Vanilla Bean, eNVie saphir absolute, Romanian Clove, Sugar Cookies, Buttercream Frosting, Vanilla Extract, Blue Clove, Kashmir (Studio Limited Originals) Red Musk, and Cemetery Snow (Permanent Collection) absolute: Cemetery Dirt, White Patchouli lite, Sandalwood Musk, and White Cedar Vanilla.
EGYPTIAN BLEU
Patchouli, Dried Date accord, Egyptian Musk, Amber, Sandalwood, Rockrose, Vetiver, Frankincense, Myrrh, Cedarwood, Bastet’s Musk absolute, and eNVie saphir absolute.
PHTHALO BLEU
Black Honey accord, Vanilla smoked Sandalwood, Caramelized Tonka Bean, Amber, Maple Wood, Dried Pipe Tobacco, Coriander essential oil, Tanaka Wood, eNVie saphir absolute, and Bastet’s Musk absolute.
PRUSSIAN BLEU
Garden Rose accord, Rose Petals, Rose absolute, Candied Figs accord, Green Fir accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute, eNVie saphir absolute, Lotus Blossom, Nevada desert Patchouli, French Vanilla Bean, and Bulgarian Rose.

CAT SIDHE COLLECTION

6ml pink matte bottle with black dropper insert and lid.
ANAM
Irish Blue Hydrangea, French Vanilla Bean, Patchouli Musk accord, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Moonstone (Studio Limited) Vanilla, and Lotus Amber accord.
CAISLEAN OIR
Irish Vanilla Cream, Vanilla Musk accord, Labdanum, Languid Amber Cordial accord (rich PC Ozymandias amber absolute), Bastet’s Amber, and a touch of Irish cream Whiskey accord (non-alcoholic).
Dúlamán
Irish Clover, Irish Heather, Irish Yellow Furze Flower, Irish Wisteria, Coconut Milk, Bastet’s Musk, Sweet Musk, and Crimson (Studio Limited) Red Musk.
MOYA
Irish Caramel Bread Pudding accord, Custard accord, Vanilla absolute, Mallow, Warm Caramel Sauce accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute, and Whipped Cream accord (vegan) with a dusting of Cocoa powder.

SPRING ’23 HONEY BEE COLLECTION

5ml cobalt blue bottle with phenolic lid
AMBER COTTON CANDY & HONEY BEE
Fossilized Amber accord, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Labdanum, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Cedar Chips, Cotton Candy accord, Vanilla-sugar, Whipped Orange Blossom Honey accord, Languid Amber Cordial accord (rich PC Ozymandias amber absolute), French Vanilla, Caramel and Raspberry Essence.
FRANKINCENSE & HONEY BEE
Sacred Frankincense resin, Egyptian Frankincense, Whipped Orange Blossom Honey accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute. Pear skin, Wisteria accord, Clove dust, Lemon Zest, Pine, and calming Cedar-Vanilla accord.

23 TEA (and Service) SUMMER COLLECTION

5ml cobalt blue bottle with phenolic lid. New tea-inspired perfume and service.
NOTE: Spring ’23 LAIT perfume can be found in the Summer Resurgence.
Blueberry Cheesecake Tea
Summer Blueberries, Blueberry Skin, Blueberry Syrup accord, Egyptian Sugar accord, Cheesecake (vegan) accord, Vanilla, Japanese Yuzu Lemon zest, Black Tea accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute.
Lait de Riz a la Vanille
Vanilla Bean, Rice Milk accord, Sweet Milk accord, a dash of Bastet’s Ice Cream accord, Bastet’s Musk, Sweet Mallow, and Tahitian Vanilla Beans.
Peach Vanille Crème Tea
Peach skin, Peach pit, Ripened Peach accord, Black Tea, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Vanilla Bean Cordial, and Vanilla-Sugar.
thé sucré
Iced Tea accord, Sweet Tea accord, Black Tea, Sugar, Pink Sugar accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute, and warmed Vanilla Husk sweetened with Sugar.

SUMMER ’23 SLUSHIE PERFUME COLLECTION

5ml cobalt blue bottle with phenolic lid, also available in 6ml blue-pearl colored bottle with white dropper insert and lid. See drop-down for specifics.
Blue Raspberry Cream Soda Slushie
Blue Raspberry Syrup accord, Vanilla Cream accord, Vanilla Bean, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Caramelized Vanilla-Sugar, Raspberry Essence.
Orange Cream Soda Slushie
Blood Orange zest Syrup accord, Blood Orange essential oil, Vanilla Bean Cordial, Orange Zest, Caramelized Vanilla-Sugar, French Vanilla, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Bergamot essence, Tonka Bean, Mandarin infused Vanilla-Cream.
Pineapple Cream Soda Slushie
Whipped Pineapple Syrup accord, Vanilla Cream accord, Vanilla Bean, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Caramelized Vanilla-Sugar and sweet freshly cut Pineapple accord.
Strawberry Cream Soda Slushie
Vine-ripened Strawberry Syrup accord, Strawberry Shake accord (vegan), Caramelized Vanilla-Sugar, Vanilla Bean, Vanilla Cream accord, Strawberry essence accord, Marshmallow Cream, Peach nectar, and Sugar Crystals.
Watermelon Cream Soda Slushie
Sweet Watermelon Syrup accord, Caramelized Vanilla-Sugar, Vanilla Cream accord, Strawberry/Pineapple/Peach essence, Vanilla Musk, Bastet’s Amber, and Bastet’s Musk.

NA ZODIAC COLLECTION

5ml cobalt blue bottle with phenolic lid
Zodiac: Libra
Orange Skin, Peach Nectar, Cherry Blossom, Japanese Jasmine extract, Rice Milk accord, eNVie saphir, and Bastet’s Amber Absolute.
Zodiac: Virgo
Lily of the Valley essence, Heliotrope, White Patchouli, Japanese Bergamot essence, Bastet’s Musk, and eNVie saphir.

CRYSTALLINE COLLECTION

C10-C12 in 6ml purple bottle twist cap with dropper insert made specifically for these special colored bottles *see below for colored bottle information. The Crystalline Collection will not return in the purple bottle or Resurgence next year.
Crystalline #10
Toasted Coconut, Coconut Pulp, Caramelized Sugar, Tonka, Coconut Milk, Bastet’s Musk, eNVie saphir, Crystalline (Studio Limited Originals).
Crystalline #11
Sandalwood Milk accord, Santalum extract, Australian Sandalwood, Sandalwood Chips in Oudh blend, Golden Indian Sandalwood, Kobalt (Studio Limited Originals) Vanilla, Jasmine, Cedarwood, Red Sandalwood and Crystalline (Studio Limited Originals).
Crystalline #12
Bastet’s Ice Cream; Vanilla Crystalline Cream, Butter accord, Caramel Accord, French Vanilla Bean Absolute, Vanilla Milk accord, Vanilla Orchid, Crystalline Absolute and Vanilla Sugar, Mallow Root extract, Sweet Mallow, Sugar, Bastet’s Musk absolute and Crystalline (Studio Limited Originals).
NOTE (by me): I think Crystalline #12 is Bastet's Ice Cream (notes: Vanilla Crystalline Cream, Butter accord, Caramel Accord, French Vanilla Bean Absolute, Vanilla Milk accord, Vanilla Orchid, Crystalline Absolute and Vanilla Sugar) and then the remainder of the perfume is Mallow Root extract, Sweet Mallow, Sugar, Bastet's Musk absolute, and Crystalline.

ENCENS COLLECTION

5ml cobalt blue bottle with phenolic lid
Encens étoile (Star Incense)
Egyptian Myrrh, Wood Ember accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute, Lotus Blossom, Incense, Patchouli Musk, and French Vanilla Bean Fleck.
Encens Lune (Moon Incense)
Water Lily, Incense, Amber, Sandalwood, Labdanum, Lotus Blossom petal, eNVie saphir absolute, Vetiver, and Cedarwood.
Encens Soleil (Sun Incense)
Frankincense Resin, Red Sandalwood, Incense, eNVie saphir absolute, Lemon peel, Pine, Wisteria, Clove, and Pear skin.

SUMMER ECLIPSE COLLECTION

6ml blue-pearl bottle with a dropper insert and lid *see colored bottles below. Eclipse perfume does not return as a Resurgence. Limited to 75 bottles each.
Eclipse Khayal
Cola Root Extract, Languid Amber Cordial accord (rich PC Ozymandias amber absolute), Labdanum absolute, Bastet’s Musk absolute, and Tonka Bean.
Eclipse Sahar
Black Currant Extract, Tonka Bean, Labdanum absolute, eNVie saphir absolute, and Bourbon Vanilla (Studio Limited Originals) absolute.

SUMMER ’23 COTTON CANDY COLLECTION

5ml cobalt blue bottle with phenolic lid
Cotton Candy Blueberry Marshmallow Musk
Blueberry Skin, Blueberry Essence accord, Cotton Candy accord, Vanilla Spun Sugar, Mallow, Bastet’s Musk, Caramel, Raspberry essence, and Vanilla Bean.
Cotton Candy Pistachio Cherry Marshmallow Musk
Pistachio essence, Cherry Skin, Almond accord, Cherry Juice, Mallow, Bastet’s Musk, Caramel, Strawberry essence, Vanilla Bean, Vanilla Spun Sugar, Cotton Candy accord, Crystalline (Studio Limited), Heliotrope, Honey and Vanilla Pudding accord.
Cotton Candy Tonka Marshmallow Musk
Tonka Bean absolute, Mallow, Bastet’s Musk, Caramel, Raspberry essence, Vanilla Bean, Vanilla Spun Sugar, Cotton Candy accord, Bastet’s Amber and Vanilla Bean Cordial.

SUMMER ’23 ICE CREAM COLLECTION

5ml cobalt blue bottle with phenolic lid
Ice Cream & Estate Gianduja alle Nocciole
Chocolate Hazelnut accord, Cacao absolute, White Chocolate essence, Bastet’s Ice Cream blend (Vanilla Crystalline Cream, Butter accord, Caramel Accord, French Vanilla Bean Absolute, Vanilla Milk accord, Vanilla Orchid, Crystalline Absolute and Vanilla Sugar), and Vanilla-butter.
Ice Cream & Summer Cardamom & Butter Pecan
Summer Cardamom essential oil, Caramelized Pralines, Butter Toasted Pecans, Bastet’s Ice Cream blend (Vanilla Crystalline Cream, Butter accord, Caramel Accord, French Vanilla Bean Absolute, Vanilla Milk accord, Vanilla Orchid, Crystalline Absolute and Vanilla Sugar), and Vanilla Buttercream.
Ice Cream & Summer Iced Coffee
Iced Espresso accord, Organic Coffee Bean extraction, Brown Sugar, Cocoa Powder, Bastet’s Ice Cream blend (Vanilla Crystalline Cream, Butter accord, Caramel Accord, French Vanilla Bean Absolute, Vanilla Milk accord, Vanilla Orchid, Crystalline Absolute and Vanilla Sugar), and Vanilla Bean Cordial.

SUMMER ’23 MUSK COLLECTION

6ml clear cylindrical bottle with silver domed lid and insert dropper. Special Musks do not return as a Resurgence. PINK MUSK has a very light pink-tinged metallic-colored domed lid and insert dropper.
Pink Musk
Satsuma Plum, Bubblegum accord, Pear skin, Apple skin, Cotton Candy accord, Japanese Yuzu essential oil, Vanilla, Crimson (Studio Limited) Red Musk, Violet, Pink Sugar accord, Honeysuckle nectar, Bastet’s Musk: white floral blends of Tuberose, Mallow, Angelica, Musk Flower, and White Lily.
Buttercream Musk
Buttercream accord, Sugar, Butter, Whipped Cream, Vanilla Bean Absolute, Madagascar Vanilla Bean essence, and Bastet’s Musk white floral blends of Tuberose, Mallow, Angelica, Musk Flower, and White Lily.
Neptune Musk
Ambergris accord, Ocean Salt accord, eNVie saphir, Sea water accord, Driftwood accord, and Bastet’s Musk white floral blends of Tuberose, Mallow, Angelica, Musk Flower, and White Lily.

Resurgence Collection

SUMMER ROAR, REST AND RELAXATION

REX
Limestone Amber accord, Amber, eNVie saphir absolute, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Bourbon Vanille Absolute and NA Jurassic Amber accord
Lounge Lizard
White Patchouli, Amber accord, Green Cardamom, White Sandalwood, Frankincense, Myrrh, Black Pepper, Himalayan Cedarwood, Moonstone Vanilla absolute, Vanilla Bean and Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla

THE BEAUTIFUL SUMMER COLLECTION

Ederra
Peach/Apple/Rose Dew accord, Orange Flower, Coconut Milk and Shavings, Bastet Amber absolute and Egyptian White Linen accord.
Kaunis
Pink Raspberry, Lime, Juniper, Violet Leaf, Lemon zest, Kashmir Red Musk absolute, Red Pine, Green Pine Needle, Egyptian Musk, Egyptian Black Linen accord, Raisin accord, Dried Date accord, Sandalwood and Amber.
Aljamal
Mandarin, Geranium, Black Amber, Bourbon accord, Ruby Red Grapefruit zest, Pink Sugar accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute, Vanilla Bean Cordial and Crimson Musk absolute.
Magnifique
Red Frangipani, French Apple Blossom, French Vanilla, Snow Musk accord, Vanilla Bean essence and Vanilla Bean Musk.
Utsukushi
Japanese Honeydew Melon accord, Peach essence, Strawberry accord, Japanese Pear essence, Bourbon Vanille absolute, Sweet Egyptian Musk and Bastet’s Musk blend.
Go Halainn
Hyacinth, Jasmine, Narcissus, Rose petals, Ocean accord, Sea salt essence accord, Ambergris (vegan) and Bastet’s Musk absolute.

BASTET’S AMBER SUMMER ’22 COLLECTION

5ml traditional amber bottle in the drop-down. Aging Bastet Amber will allow the perfume to radiate and permeate.
Bastet Amber note: Bastet Amber is a perfume created from Amber Resin transformed over time in the Studio into a beautiful, enhancing Royal Amber oil experience; Amber Resin is imported from Alexandria and lit from the truest essential oil of Rare and Exotic Guiacwood and Crystal Benzoin and Crystal Frankincense. Using the base of the Amber described above, the resin has been turned into a fossilized perfume resin from ancient recipes and then turned back into perfume oil, diluting nothing, only the use of Alchemy and inspiring this scent to be made and created for the Goddess Bastet. What is different with Bastet Amber – is noting the magic that has gone into this creation; apply and forget. The perfume will arise from your skin and connect with your chemistry naturally and become even more sensual when your skin is warmed by the sun or naturally. A sensually charged perfume.
Bastet’s Amber Summer Twilight
French Vanilla Bean powder, Jasmine petal powder, Lotus Blossom, Patchouli essence, Bastet’s Amber absolute, toasted Black Peppercorn essential oil and eNVie saphir absolute.
Bastet’s Amber Summer Dawn
Blue Orchid accord, Blueberry essence, NA Oudh, California Redwood essence, Oak essence and Bastet’s Amber absolute.

SUMMER COTTON CANDY 2022

Cotton Candy Cola Marshmallow Musk
Cola Root, Cola accord, Lemon Zest, Marshmallow Crème, Vanilla Bean essence, Bastet’s Musk absolute, Cotton Candy accord, Strawberry essence accord, French Vanilla Bean.
Cotton Candy Jasmine Marshmallow Musk
Egyptian Jasmine Sambac, Ghost Velvet Jasmine accord, Vanilla Bean essence, Cotton Candy accord, Jasmine petals, French Vanilla Bean infused Marshmallow Crème, Bastet’s Musk absolute.
Cotton Candy Mango Rice Milk Marshmallow Musk
Mango skin essence, Mango seed, Mango accord, Rice Milk accord, Marshmallow Crème, Mallow root, Crystalline Vanilla absolute, Vanilla Bean essence, Cotton Candy accord and Vanilla Crème.

SUMMER HONEY BEE COLLECTION 2022

Heather & Honeysuckle Honey Bee
Heather accord, Egyptian Honeysuckle, Nevada Honeysuckle, Wood Moss, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Whipped Orange Blossom Honey.
Strawberry & Rose Honey Bee
Strawberry essence accord, Strawberry Crème accord, Red Rose accord, Bulgarian Rose, Spanish Saffron, Tea Rose, Mallow Crème, Vanilla Bean whipped accord, Whipped Orange Blossom Honey.
Cardamom & Custard Honey Bee
Sri Lanka Cardamom, Vanilla Crème Brûlée accord, Sugared Vanilla Bean Fleck, Custard accord, Crystalline Vanilla absolute, Whipped Orange Blossom Honey, Whipped Crème, Caramel essence and French Vanilla. -please note due to natural perfume notes the blend is naturally creamy-opaque, do give a little shake in the bottle before application

BASTET'S PYRAMID CAFÉ

Pyramid Cake Caramel Carrot
Carrot Cake accord, Carrot Seed, Cinnamon/Clove/Nutmeg essence, Raisin accord, Caramel accord, Caramel Crème accord, Egyptian Sugar, Carrot juice accord, Coconut milk, Peach skin, Italian Orange zest, Maple Sugar accord, Vanilla Bean Cake accord, Crystalline Vanilla and Musk.
Pyramid Cake Raspberry Van
Raspberry Seed, Raspberry essence accord, Vanilla Bean Cordial, Crystalline Vanilla infused Raspberry Sugar, Bastet’s Ice Cream essence, Vanilla Cake accord and Lemon zest infused Cotton Candy accord.
Pyramid Cake Red Velvet
Cocoa Absolute, Cacao Absolute, Chocolate Cake accord, Chocolate Frosting, Bastet’s Amber absolute, Bastet’s Musk absolute, Toffee Almond accord, Coconut Shred, Tonka Bean, Santalum White and Vanilla Bean Musk.

SUMMER ICE CREAMS

Ice Cream & Summer Apricot
NA Summer Apricot accord, Apricot skin, Apricot seed, Vanilla Bean Absolute, eNVie parfum saphir (Egyptian Amber & Musk Resin, blue balsamic amber, sweet papyrus oil from Cairo and Siam benzoin) and Bastet’s Ice Cream (Vanilla Crystalline Cream, Butter accord, Caramel Accord, French Vanilla Bean Absolute, Vanilla Milk accord, Vanilla Orchid, Crystalline Absolute and Vanilla Sugar).
Ice Cream & Summer Lavender
NA Summer Lavender accord, French Lavender, English Lavender, Crystalline Vanilla Absolute, eNVie parfum saphir and Bastet’s Ice Cream.
Ice Cream & Summer Gardenia & Coconut
NA Summer Gardenia accord, Hyacinth accord, Narcissus, Coconut Pulp, Toasted Coconut, Coconut Milk, Buttercream, Heliotrope, Vanilla, Lime zest, eNVie parfum saphir and Bastet’s Ice Cream.
Ice Cream & Summer Peach
NA Summer Peach accord, Peach skin, Ripe Peach accord, Tonka, Crystalline Vanilla Absolute, eNVie parfum saphir and Bastet’s Ice Cream.
Ice Cream & Summer Rose
Bastet’s Ice Cream, Egyptian Rosewater, Romanian Rosewater, Summer Bulgarian Rose, Saffron, Agarwood essence, Vanilla Sugar, Vanilla Musk and eNVie parfum saphir.
Lait was sold out in early Spring '23 Limited but we're bringing it back this Summer in the Summer Resurgence. Please note this perfume may sell out again. It is at the bottom of the drop down.
Lait
Rice Milk accord, Sweet Milk accord, Bastet’s Musk, Sweet Mallow, Vanilla essence, Bastet’s Amber, and Marshmallow accord.

2 mL sample with release

OPAL Sandalwood
French Vanilla, Vanilla Bean Cordial, Bavarian Crème accord, Bastet’s Musk absolute, Vanilla Custard accord, Santalum (Studio Limited) absolute, Sandalwood, Red Sandalwood chips and Vanilla Bean whole.
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2023.06.09 17:00 _call-me-al_ [Fri, Jun 09 2023] TL;DR — This is what you missed in the last 24 hours on Reddit

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Zelenskyy calls on world to punish Putin for ecocide: Lives broken, ecosystems destroyed
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Donald Trump indicted for second time: Sources
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Israeli scientists gave an artificial molecule they invented to 30 mice suffering from Alzheimer’s — and found that all of them recovered, regaining full cognitive abilities.
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Scientists demonstrate wireless power transmission from space to Earth for first time
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This startup is zapping seawater to tackle climate change. Equatic’s technology that takes CO2 out of the air & water and produces hydrogen fuel in the process simulatenously.
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Servers at restaurants, what's the strangest thing someone's asked for?
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TIL 91% of all the dives to the bottom of the Mariana Trench occurred in the past 4 years. Before that, the only visitors were the original explorers in 1960, and James Cameron in 2012.
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[OC] The Highest Grossing Movie Directors of All-time
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The bright red interior of this broken branch
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The largest and the most populated city on earth, Tokyo, Japan
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2023.06.09 16:47 BabyJustSayYes Confusing picnic explained - what I learned so far

Confusing picnic explained - what I learned so far
Confusing Picnic - what I learned so far
Hi! This event was super confusing to me, but I think I finally got the hang of it! Let me try to help those who are still confused. ** see pictures attached **
You start with a PICNIC BASKET. This main item produces: FRUIT, CUTLERY, and ACCESSORIES needed to make a PICNIC TABLE. Once you make a picnic table you have to feed it required items (level 6 Fruit and level 7 cutlery) to get it started producing.
tip you can tap the producing fruit and cutlery 7 times until it needs a recharge (30mins) then 6 more times and still merge 2 producing product to upgrade. You’ll basically need 2 watermelons and 4 pocket cutlery to merge and feed a picnic table to start producing sandwiches and picnic activities.
If your products have been charging already then tap a total of 13 times and merge if you want those fruit and cutlery.
This event is super energy intensive!
The PICNIC TABLE will produce: sandwiches which merge into a burger. This burger produces one OLIVE to unlock and start an OLIVE TREE. (I haven’t merged 2 burgers together yet for the last sandwich/burger product)
The PICNIC TABLE will also produce: PICNIC ACTIVITIES. A frisbee, blue book, kite, guitar and eventually a CAMERA.
The CAMERA will release one photo so you can unlock the SNAPSHOT. (I haven’t merged this chain at all, just unlocked the photo so far)
The OLIVE TREE produces firewood (sticks) and bees.
BEES merge and create honey product and eventually HONEY JAR.
This HONEY JAR produces HONEY SWEETS aka candy and eventually a bag of MARSHMALLOWS that are required to feed the campfire to start producing the marshmallows and cakes etc. (I haven’t finished this chain)
FIREWOOD merges and eventually makes the CAMP FIRE.
tip CAMPFIRE requires 1 wooden stick and bag of marshmallows to start. Once you feed the campfire you only have 5 minutes to tap like crazy to get all your marshmallows you can. best to use your 5 min UNLIMITED ENERGY if you have it!!
I believe someone mentioned that the rattan(?) or picnic basket pieces can come from the campfire but I was tapping like crazy so I don’t even know where the basket pieces came from.
I’m not sure what’s left, sorry if it’s a lot to read and I’m just rambling now!
TLDR: keep producing from your picnic basket to create picnic tables. Use fruit and cutlery (and generate more fruit and cutlery before merging) to feed the picnic table. Tap the table to get accessories and sandwiches. Use the olive tree to get bees and wood to make candy and firewood to start a campfire. Go campfire crazy and make those marshmallows. Merge marshmallows for desserts and cakes.
What did I miss?? Now I’m confused 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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2023.06.09 16:30 Spectral42 Something strange is happening in LittleBrooke. Whatever you do, stay away.

If you’re reading this I am begging you to believe me. Especially if you have children. My name is Leon and I have been investigating strange disappearances for four years. I am not an official investigator or a journalist. Before I started this whole thing I did not believe in ghosts or the paranormal. For me to believe in something I had to see it with my own two eyes! Everything had to be factual and everything had an explanation.
At least this is what I used to believe until my wife was murdered four years ago. They found her at work completely skinless. She was drained of blood and was missing all of her nails. They told me the precision required to accomplish this was not heard of yet. I waited months for answers and they never came, so I decided to go get them myself. I had no idea where to start or who to speak to so I went back to the store to try and dig up as much information as I could find.
Her manager eventually told me that she had gotten into a fight with a customer that day and that he assumed she went home on time. When her body was found in the employee break room he was shocked. He had no idea she was still in the building. He said he told me exactly what he told the police. I asked him if there was any footage of the man she was arguing with but he told me the security cameras were not working that day. I vividly remember wanting to punch this guy in his damn face. He was no help and I was determined to solve my wife's murder.
I ended up searching for the guy for months. I asked every one of her coworkers if they saw the argument and a couple of times I even had a run-in with the cops. They insisted that I should let them do their jobs and that they had everything handled. There was no chance I was going to listen to them. I had to take time off from my investigation to attend her funeral and make sure I got all of the preparations right. In hindsight, I was not growing properly and I really should've taken some time to reassess.
So fast forward another month and I finally get a lead. Something I assumed the cops didn't have, this meant I could finally get some answers before being stonewalled again. I ended up finding this guy, Will Brookes at a fucken motel off of the highway about three miles from where my wife worked. I waited for two days before I saw him leave his room to get ice. Once I knew what room to find him in I knocked until he opened the door. He was rightfully pissed but not as pissed as I was. It took every ounce of willpower in my body to not kill him on the spot.
“Why did you kill my wife?!” I snapped as I forced myself into the room and slammed the door behind me. He looked shocked.
“I did not kill her!” He screamed and tried to move around me. So I grabbed him by his shirt and slammed him into the wall next to the tv. This guy was not very heavy and not very strong. At that moment I was wondering how he could kill anyone.
“You were the last person to be seen with her alive!” I barked. I wanted to push his body through the wall. I wanted to crush him.
“I was bringing her the papers she requested for a job offer she accepted in a place called LittleBrooke!” The man said. He was shaking so I put him down and pushed him to the side. “Show me the papers,” I demanded. My wife had told me twice that she had gotten a new job offer. I was extremely excited! I work from home and would be happy to live wherever she wanted. All she had to do was say the word and we could’ve left as soon as possible. But she never made it home to tell me the news.
I watched as the shaking man handed me a stack of papers and even a suitcase. “Here, take it and please leave me alone!” He shouted. “Okay.” I left the motel room and went right to my car. I put everything on the passenger seat and went home. Once I got there I sobbed in the driveway for over an hour before finally getting out and heading inside. I never got to see her body and I never got to say goodbye. Being in this house felt like I was walking into a damn shallow grave of sorts.
I went right to the master bedroom and packed up as many clothes as I could. I even took some of her favorite items, I don’t know why. I took a couple of pillows and two blankets, and after that, I went around to search the rest of the house. Once I had finished in the master bedroom I went and grabbed all my items from the bathroom. After that, I went into the nursery. We were planning on trying to have a baby once she got her new job. I looked around the nursery and took some stuffed animals and blankets, nothing too crazy. I also made sure to grab our family photo album. Finally, I made sure to grab all of the savings from the jar we had plus anything I kept in the safe. I also made sure to grab our wedding video and once I had everything I thought I could need I left the house. On my way out I made sure to tell the building goodbye.
Once I got back into my car I decided to drive a bit. No way in hell was I going to the same motel as that guy so I drove until I hit a hotel far enough away from my house. I did not end up checking in though. Once I got close enough I backed up and just kept driving. I eventually hit a truck stop after a couple of hours and decided to rest my eyes for a while. I was exhausted and there were way too many questions rushing through my head. I knew if I kept driving in that state I would probably crash or something.
After sleeping for four hours I decided it was time to look through the papers and figure out what I was going to do next. I took the first paper from the stack and started to read it. For the sake of time here I will only tell you guys what I found that was interesting.
Paper One: You have been accepted to work as a store manager! Please review your employee packet for more information.
So as I am going over this first paper a couple of things stick out to me. Whoever wrote this was trying not to be specific. The whole paper was one big announcement for a new store opening up in a place called LittleBrooke. There was no state mentioned anywhere on this paper, I would later find out that this place was supposed to be in Washington D.C.
I decided to dig around and eventually found the employee packet. She accepted a job at a mega-store called BrightMarketZ. I thought it was a pretty weird name but what stood out to me was what they were offering to pay her. $22.00 an hour! I couldn't believe it. No wonder she said yes and didn’t bother to ask any questions.
Paper Twenty: To find LittleBrooke please enter [REDACTED] into your GPS device. You will be staying inside apartment 307. All rent for your first month in LittleBrooke is covered by your employer. Please note that all apartments are two-bedroom only. If you have a larger household please speak to Sydney May at Town Hall for bigger accommodations.
After reading this I decided to just go to LittleBrooke and get answers. I was assuming that I would find out what the hell happened if I just went. I wanted to know what my wife died for and I wanted to know why this was some big secret in the first place. I went back to bed and as soon as the sun came up I put the information into my GPS and headed for LittleBrooke.

Year One in LittleBrooke

It took me three weeks to reach LittleBrooke and I could tell that something was wrong the moment I found the town. If I wasn't so damn desperate for answers I would've turned around as soon as I saw the library. The building itself wasn't big but the two huge lions on either side of the staircase gave me the creeps.
After that I passed a mechanic, the whole place looked run down as hell. There wasn't a single car to be seen but the sign said open. The man standing outside of the building waved to me so I gave him a slow wave back. He looked weird. At the time I couldn’t place my finger on why but now I know it’s because he was not human.
The theater was kind of cool to look at in a vintage kind of way. They were not showing anything when I drove by and I made the decision early on to stay out of the theater altogether. After the theater, I saw a small building that said LittleBrooke Press. If anything else I figured I could write for the paper.
As I approached the apartment building a woman was standing outside. Her face was weird as hell. It looked like she had far too much plastic surgery like her face was threatening to pop at any moment. “Hi, can I help you?” she asked me. Her voice was shrill, it was gross to even hear her speak. It sounded like she was putting on a fake voice just to speak to me. “Hi, my wife accepted a job offer. Unfortunately, she has passed away. I would still like to claim the apartment left to us. I can work at any place that currently has an opening.” I offered.
“LittleBrooke Press has space for two more writers!” She smiled and handed me the keys to the apartment. She never asked my name and she knew exactly where I wanted to go. I thought it was weird but I didn’t argue. Instead, I took the keys and thanked her. I spent that whole day getting settled into the new apartment. A couple of things, the front door had four different locks on it. I thought that was pretty weird. I also did not see or hear any other people until my third night in the apartment. I called the LittleBrooke Press about a potential job and they told me to email my submissions. There was no need for me to come in person and honestly, I liked this deal a lot.
For the first few months, I spent my time writing about whatever came to my mind. After that, I would send it in and get my money back. The editor never told me what to do and they never requested anything. It was sweet. As December rolled around I could feel myself slipping into a seasonal depression. At that point, I had made no progress in any of my investigations. I did not know the town well enough and frankly, I felt like I was wasting my time. That night I decided to check out the local bar. It was pretty hidden, you had to drive further into LittleBrooke to find it. Once I got there I was shocked! The place was packed. I sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender was hot as hell, too hot. She was so even looking so perfectly symmetrical that it made me extremely uncomfortable. There wasn’t a single hair out of place. “So are you new in town?” She asked me. “Yeah, I just got here a couple of months ago. My now-deceased wife accepted a job offer here.” I said bluntly and dryly. I wanted to finish my drink and go. It was like the bones in my body were screaming at me to leave. The woman looked shocked. “Tell me, does that happen often? Do people accept a job offer in LittleBrooke and turn up dead a couple of days later?” I hissed. It was a genuine question but she did not take it too kindly. She took my drink from my hands and told me to leave.
As I made my way back to my car I could hear someone coming up from behind me. I turned around as fast as possible and had to take three steps back. It was the bartender, but she did not look the same. Half of her face was weighed down like she had no bones at all. Her eyes were bulging out of her head. She gurgled at me. “You need to leave!” She finally snapped and swung her arm in my direction. I moved back before she could hit me. As her hand hit my car window it shattered like it was made of ice. I watched as her arm popped and clicked. I could see it slowly getting longer. Before I knew it her arm was dragging on the pavement! She lunged at me so I punched her in her stomach. She gurgled again and sunk her teeth into my jacket. I screamed for help as we hit the pavement. She was trying fucken eat me! I grabbed her by her hair and threw her backward as hard as I could. As I scrambled to my feet and looked at her I screamed again. Her skin was pulled back. Now hugging the bones on her face. Her eyes were completely exposed! I turned and dove into my car as fast as I could. I slammed the door behind me and sped out of the parking lot like a bat out of hell.
The next morning I received a letter under my door. “Sorry, you had problems last night! Please accept our sincerest apologies.” -Mayor Brookes. There was $300 included with the letter. Now, I thought about leaving but decided I had to stay. Something was going on here and I had to find out what. I removed my jacket to see if the woman had injured me, she didn't but the experience was still terrifying. For the first time in a very long time, I was scared. But I also felt closer to the truth than I have ever been before.

Year Two in LittleBrooke

I spent all of January writing about the women who attacked me. I even contacted the police. I quickly learned that the police were going to be completely useless. My editor never sent the story back so I had assumed it was published.
At the end of the month, I left to shop for some supplies. Let me tell you, the grocery store in LittleBrooke is something else. They don’t have any brands you’ve ever heard of and at first, that drove me nuts. However, I quickly came to fall in love with the food here. It was comforting to have something to enjoy. Like always, I made sure to shop for two to three months at a time. Shopping was easy, I used the self-checkout to make sure I didn’t have to speak to anyone.
Once I got home I put everything away and decided to look around the apartment building. My whole floor started with 301 and went all the way to 310. The first floor was 501 to 509. There was a technical second floor but none of the doors were labeled. It looked like someone was renovating the place.
I got to see some of my neighbors too. An older woman, two men, and I were living next door to a lady the whole time. I had never seen or heard from these people before. It seemed like everyone wanted to keep to themselves too. I wanted to try and talk to someone but every time I approached them they turned and walked away. For what it's worth they looked completely normal.
So I left the apartment building and ventured around the property. There were no other apartments anywhere close to the one I was staying at, or so I thought until I found one about thirty minutes away. It was so out of the way you wouldn't find it unless you were looking. Against my better judgment, I opened the doors to the building and walked right inside. The place smelled like rust and soot.
I went to explore the first floor and was shocked to find blood trails on the floor and the ceiling. I followed the trail and made sure to look at the numbers on each door. This floor was numbered 1-10. Most of the doors were locked and I wasn’t going to try and knock anything down. I opened the door to apartment 10 and walked right inside. There was just enough light from the sun to illuminate the place. It looked like the whole place had been ransacked. I checked the tables and cabinets before heading into the bedroom. I searched the dresser and under the pillows before finally checking under the bed. When I looked under I spotted a black box. I grabbed it and that is when I got the feeling again. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I felt something sharp dig into my shoulders.
I screamed as loudly as I could, my face slammed off of the carpet and I clenched the box with one hand. Before I could figure out what the hell was happening I was tossed backward. I went into the bedroom door and rolled a couple of times until I reached the torn-up couch. I slowly lifted my head and to my horror what I was looking at was way too far from human to be real.
It looked like a dog ape thing. It was mostly skinless aside from some skin on its torso and face. The creature had thick, long claws and was standing on its hind legs. It barked at me. Its fangs were huge! I quickly scrambled to my feet and rushed out of the door as fast as possible. I could feel the blood running down my back. Never once did I consider letting this box go.
“Help!” I screamed as I burst through the apartment complex doors and started to run back to the main road. My heart was pounding, I could feel my chest getting tighter with each step. I could hear the beast behind me, it was screeching. I thought I was going to die for sure, there was no way I could continue to outrun this beast. That’s when I heard a car and before I knew it I could see it! A woman was waving me over, she was just up ahead! I had to push a little harder. I had to be just a little stronger.
When I felt the embrace of the car door I ripped it open and dove inside. She sped away and I looked out of the window. The beast did not follow us any further. “Are you insane!” She snapped at me. That’s the last thing I remember before passing out.
When I woke up I was laying on my stomach on an extremely comfortable couch. I could smell someone making pasta with meat sauce. My stomach was going insane. Everything hurt though, especially my back and my left side. I figured I had hurt my side when I was tossed across the room.
At this point, I did not dive into the box yet. I could barely move. “Hi.” I heard a woman say from the kitchen. “Thank you,” I replied before trying to sit up. I was so concerned that this woman would be another monster. When I saw her though I knew she was normal. She didn't look so damn perfect and that was a breath of fresh air.
“What's your name?” She asked me as I watched her prepare two bowls of food.
“Leon,” I said before closing my eyes. “You heard me screaming?” I asked her seriously.
“I did. I’m pretty sure everyone in our building did. You got hurt pretty badly, I did my best to patch you up.” She paused and laughed. “My name is Ashley.”
So I ended up crashing at her place. During this time I tried to focus on recovering. Sleeping became hell, I was having constant nightmares. I also spent a lot of time working on articles. I ended up giving Ash the keys to my apartment so she could get my laptop. It was a big move to trust anyone here but I am glad I did.

Year Three and Four in LittleBrooke

During my recovery, I spent most of my time writing. I wanted to write about everything I have seen and experienced. I had a lot of questions and way too much time with my thoughts. Ash and I got to know each other too.
I told her about how my wife had died mysteriously. I eventually opened up about her being skinned and drained of her blood. Ash told me she had come to LittleBrooke with her older sister. Her sister went to work one day and never came back. She was working at the theater. Ash had told me that she was stuck here, she didn’t feel right leaving with her sister still missing. Every time she would try the cops would meet her at the town line.
It was during this time that we both shared that we had never seen a police station. We talked about the monsters too. Her first run-in with one was at the grocery store. I told her about what happened to me at the bar. She told me that she heard rumors of the beast living beyond the apartments. The first time she saw it was when it was attacking me.
As I started to recover more we discussed a couple of things. First, the neighbors here suck. She could hear me screaming and came to help but no one else did. Second, neither of us has seen any families since we moved here. It was at this point I decided I wanted to leave and I offered to take her with me. We could both get out come hell or high water. She agreed but there was something I had to do first.
I showed her the box I had taken from the apartment.
“You almost died for a box?” Ash asked me. “Yes,” I said seriously.
I opened it and blinked. I found a picture of a girl with black hair and bright green eyes. It read, Stephanie. I found a missing persons report too. This girl had been missing a year before I got here. I decided that my last article would be about her. I had written about a couple of missing people before this. For example, the old lady in our building vanished and her apartment was rented out two days later.
I also found a badge inside the box. It read F.O.P.P. and there was a name! Jack Bridges. We tried to look up the organization's name but we came up empty-handed. I ended up writing the story about Stephanie and the next day Ash and I got packing. We decided to take my car since the cops know what hers looks like. I packed up the essentials all over again and we piled into the car. “We should check the other direction. Before we leave.” I suggested. Ash knew about the bar already but neither of us knew what was beyond that point: This suggested changed the course of our lives forever.
So we started driving in the other direction. We passed the bar where the woman had tried to eat me, we passed a convenience store I didn’t know this town had and we just kept driving. Eventually, I could hear Ash speaking to me, “Holy shit! The police station.” she pointed out. I couldn’t believe it either. I did not stop driving though but I wish I did.
Eventually, we saw a sign that read, LittleBrooke High. Go Bears!
I started to slow down a bit until the school was in view. The place looked run down as hell. There were holes in the walls and leaves growing up the side of the building. The parking lot was massive and full of buses. I pulled the car into the parking lot and told Ash to get into the driver's seat.
“You’re not serious?” She asked me. I could tell she wanted to go but I said, “This is it! This is the last place of note in this fucken town. Just take the wheel and I will be right back.” I said as I jumped out of the car and went to look around.
As I approached one of the buses I grabbed the doors, they were already open a crack. I pulled them open and was hit with a horrible stench. I had to step back and puke and no I am not going to describe what I saw in that fucken bus. At that point, I decided I had seen enough and it was time to fucken go.
“Help!” I heard someone cry from a couple of buses over. “Please!” I heard again. I wanted to slap myself because I knew better. I had already decided it was time to leave but I went to investigate anyway. I went to the bus and pulled the doors open. It smelled like stale piss and blood. “Back here!” A girl screamed out to me. I made my way to the back of the bus, stepping on school jackets and over backpacks. That is where I found them. Two teenagers are tied to the leg of a bus seat. They looked horrible, caking in blood and sweat. They were both injured. “Stephanie?!” I exclaimed as I bent over to free them. I recognized her face the moment I saw it.
“Can you move? I asked the blonde girl.” As I started to let her go. “Everything hurts.” She told me. I opened the emergency exit and called for Ash to pull the car over. It took her a second to hear me but she came as fast as possible. “I am going to get you guys in the car and we are going to get out of here, okay?” I told them. I wanted to tell them everything was going to be okay, but I couldn't. It felt like that would be a huge lie.
Ash stepped out of the car and helped get the girls into the backseat. As I stopped to look around I could feel the bus shift in weight. I turned around and inhaled sharply. Standing before me was a creature wearing a jacket that said COACH on it. He looked sickly, and pale, and his veins were protruding from his face and hands. As he ran at me I jumped out of the emergency exit door just in time to feel something slam off of the back of my head. I looked down to see a barbed football. I could feel blood trickling down my neck, I stumbled forward and felt a hand grab my arm. Ash was shoving me into the car. She slid over me, closed the passenger door, and backed the car up. I thought she was moving like lightning.
At this point, everyone was screaming. My heart was threatening to jump out of my fucken chest. I was so sure we were all going to die here, just like everyone else I had seen on the buses. But no, Ash sped out of the parking lot. The coach chased us to the school limits but for some reason, he did not follow us anymore.
I know we should've stopped to see if the kids could find their parents but we didn't. Instead, Ash just kept driving. Eventually, we could hear the cops behind us but that did not stop her. It took us six hours to finally see the You Are New Leaving LittleBrooke sign! I couldn’t believe it. This place was not that big at all.
So listen, if you’re invited to take a job in LittleBrooke. Don’t take it. It’s not worth your life.
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2023.06.09 16:30 Spectral42 Something strange is happening in LittleBrooke. Whatever you do, stay away.

If you’re reading this I am begging you to believe me. Especially if you have children. My name is Leon and I have been investigating strange disappearances for four years. I am not an official investigator or a journalist. Before I started this whole thing I did not believe in ghosts or the paranormal. For me to believe in something I had to see it with my own two eyes! Everything had to be factual and everything had an explanation.
At least this is what I used to believe until my wife was murdered four years ago. They found her at work completely skinless. She was drained of blood and was missing all of her nails. They told me the precision required to accomplish this was not heard of yet. I waited months for answers and they never came, so I decided to go get them myself. I had no idea where to start or who to speak to so I went back to the store to try and dig up as much information as I could find.
Her manager eventually told me that she had gotten into a fight with a customer that day and that he assumed she went home on time. When her body was found in the employee break room he was shocked. He had no idea she was still in the building. He said he told me exactly what he told the police. I asked him if there was any footage of the man she was arguing with but he told me the security cameras were not working that day. I vividly remember wanting to punch this guy in his damn face. He was no help and I was determined to solve my wife's murder.
I ended up searching for the guy for months. I asked every one of her coworkers if they saw the argument and a couple of times I even had a run-in with the cops. They insisted that I should let them do their jobs and that they had everything handled. There was no chance I was going to listen to them. I had to take time off from my investigation to attend her funeral and make sure I got all of the preparations right. In hindsight, I was not growing properly and I really should've taken some time to reassess.
So fast forward another month and I finally get a lead. Something I assumed the cops didn't have, this meant I could finally get some answers before being stonewalled again. I ended up finding this guy, Will Brookes at a fucken motel off of the highway about three miles from where my wife worked. I waited for two days before I saw him leave his room to get ice. Once I knew what room to find him in I knocked until he opened the door. He was rightfully pissed but not as pissed as I was. It took every ounce of willpower in my body to not kill him on the spot.
“Why did you kill my wife?!” I snapped as I forced myself into the room and slammed the door behind me. He looked shocked.
“I did not kill her!” He screamed and tried to move around me. So I grabbed him by his shirt and slammed him into the wall next to the tv. This guy was not very heavy and not very strong. At that moment I was wondering how he could kill anyone.
“You were the last person to be seen with her alive!” I barked. I wanted to push his body through the wall. I wanted to crush him.
“I was bringing her the papers she requested for a job offer she accepted in a place called LittleBrooke!” The man said. He was shaking so I put him down and pushed him to the side. “Show me the papers,” I demanded. My wife had told me twice that she had gotten a new job offer. I was extremely excited! I work from home and would be happy to live wherever she wanted. All she had to do was say the word and we could’ve left as soon as possible. But she never made it home to tell me the news.
I watched as the shaking man handed me a stack of papers and even a suitcase. “Here, take it and please leave me alone!” He shouted. “Okay.” I left the motel room and went right to my car. I put everything on the passenger seat and went home. Once I got there I sobbed in the driveway for over an hour before finally getting out and heading inside. I never got to see her body and I never got to say goodbye. Being in this house felt like I was walking into a damn shallow grave of sorts.
I went right to the master bedroom and packed up as many clothes as I could. I even took some of her favorite items, I don’t know why. I took a couple of pillows and two blankets, and after that, I went around to search the rest of the house. Once I had finished in the master bedroom I went and grabbed all my items from the bathroom. After that, I went into the nursery. We were planning on trying to have a baby once she got her new job. I looked around the nursery and took some stuffed animals and blankets, nothing too crazy. I also made sure to grab our family photo album. Finally, I made sure to grab all of the savings from the jar we had plus anything I kept in the safe. I also made sure to grab our wedding video and once I had everything I thought I could need I left the house. On my way out I made sure to tell the building goodbye.
Once I got back into my car I decided to drive a bit. No way in hell was I going to the same motel as that guy so I drove until I hit a hotel far enough away from my house. I did not end up checking in though. Once I got close enough I backed up and just kept driving. I eventually hit a truck stop after a couple of hours and decided to rest my eyes for a while. I was exhausted and there were way too many questions rushing through my head. I knew if I kept driving in that state I would probably crash or something. After sleeping for four hours I decided it was time to look through the papers and figure out what I was going to do next. I took the first paper from the stack and started to read it. For the sake of time here I will only tell you guys what I found that was interesting.
Paper One: You have been accepted to work as a store manager! Please review your employee packet for more information.
So as I am going over this first paper a couple of things stick out to me. Whoever wrote this was trying not to be specific. The whole paper was one big announcement for a new store opening up in a place called LittleBrooke. There was no state mentioned anywhere on this paper, I would later find out that this place was supposed to be in Washington D.C.
I decided to dig around and eventually found the employee packet. She accepted a job at a mega-store called BrightMarketZ. I thought it was a pretty weird name but what stood out to me was what they were offering to pay her. $22.00 an hour! I couldn't believe it. No wonder she said yes and didn’t bother to ask any questions.
Paper Twenty: To find LittleBrooke please enter [REDACTED] into your GPS device. You will be staying inside apartment 307. All rent for your first month in LittleBrooke is covered by your employer. Please note that all apartments are two-bedroom only. If you have a larger household please speak to Sydney May at Town Hall for bigger accommodations. After reading this I decided to just go to LittleBrooke and get answers. I was assuming that I would find out what the hell happened if I just went. I wanted to know what my wife died for and I wanted to know why this was some big secret in the first place. I went back to bed and as soon as the sun came up I put the information into my GPS and headed for LittleBrooke.

Year One in LittleBrooke

It took me three weeks to reach LittleBrooke and I could tell that something was wrong the moment I found the town. If I wasn't so damn desperate for answers I would've turned around as soon as I saw the library. The building itself wasn't big but the two huge lions on either side of the staircase gave me the creeps.
After that I passed a mechanic, the whole place looked run down as hell. There wasn't a single car to be seen but the sign said open. The man standing outside of the building waved to me so I gave him a slow wave back. He looked weird. At the time I couldn’t place my finger on why but now I know it’s because he was not human.
The theater was kind of cool to look at in a vintage kind of way. They were not showing anything when I drove by and I made the decision early on to stay out of the theater altogether. After the theater, I saw a small building that said LittleBrooke Press. If anything else I figured I could write for the paper.
As I approached the apartment building a woman was standing outside. Her face was weird as hell. It looked like she had far too much plastic surgery like her face was threatening to pop at any moment. “Hi, can I help you?” she asked me. Her voice was shrill, it was gross to even hear her speak. It sounded like she was putting on a fake voice just to speak to me. “Hi, my wife accepted a job offer. Unfortunately, she has passed away. I would still like to claim the apartment left to us. I can work at any place that currently has an opening.” I offered.
“LittleBrooke Press has space for two more writers!” She smiled and handed me the keys to the apartment. She never asked my name and she knew exactly where I wanted to go. I thought it was weird but I didn’t argue. Instead, I took the keys and thanked her. I spent that whole day getting settled into the new apartment. A couple of things, the front door had four different locks on it. I thought that was pretty weird. I also did not see or hear any other people until my third night in the apartment. I called the LittleBrooke Press about a potential job and they told me to email my submissions. There was no need for me to come in person and honestly, I liked this deal a lot.
For the first few months, I spent my time writing about whatever came to my mind. After that, I would send it in and get my money back. The editor never told me what to do and they never requested anything. It was sweet. As December rolled around I could feel myself slipping into a seasonal depression. At that point, I had made no progress in any of my investigations. I did not know the town well enough and frankly, I felt like I was wasting my time. That night I decided to check out the local bar. It was pretty hidden, you had to drive further into LittleBrooke to find it. Once I got there I was shocked! The place was packed. I sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender was hot as hell, too hot. She was so even looking so perfectly symmetrical that it made me extremely uncomfortable. There wasn’t a single hair out of place. “So are you new in town?” She asked me. “Yeah, I just got here a couple of months ago. My now-deceased wife accepted a job offer here.” I said bluntly and dryly. I wanted to finish my drink and go. It was like the bones in my body were screaming at me to leave. The woman looked shocked. “Tell me, does that happen often? Do people accept a job offer in LittleBrooke and turn up dead a couple of days later?” I hissed. It was a genuine question but she did not take it too kindly. She took my drink from my hands and told me to leave.
As I made my way back to my car I could hear someone coming up from behind me. I turned around as fast as possible and had to take three steps back. It was the bartender, but she did not look the same. Half of her face was weighed down like she had no bones at all. Her eyes were bulging out of her head. She gurgled at me. “You need to leave!” She finally snapped and swung her arm in my direction. I moved back before she could hit me. As her hand hit my car window it shattered like it was made of ice. I watched as her arm popped and clicked. I could see it slowly getting longer. Before I knew it her arm was dragging on the pavement! She lunged at me so I punched her in her stomach. She gurgled again and sunk her teeth into my jacket. I screamed for help as we hit the pavement. She was trying fucken eat me! I grabbed her by her hair and threw her backward as hard as I could. As I scrambled to my feet and looked at her I screamed again. Her skin was pulled back. Now hugging the bones on her face. Her eyes were completely exposed! I turned and dove into my car as fast as I could. I slammed the door behind me and sped out of the parking lot like a bat out of hell.
The next morning I received a letter under my door. “Sorry, you had problems last night! Please accept our sincerest apologies.” -Mayor Brookes. There was $300 included with the letter. Now, I thought about leaving but decided I had to stay. Something was going on here and I had to find out what. I removed my jacket to see if the woman had injured me, she didn't but the experience was still terrifying. For the first time in a very long time, I was scared. But I also felt closer to the truth than I have ever been before.

Year Two in LittleBrooke

I spent all of January writing about the women who attacked me. I even contacted the police. I quickly learned that the police were going to be completely useless. My editor never sent the story back so I had assumed it was published.
At the end of the month, I left to shop for some supplies. Let me tell you, the grocery store in LittleBrooke is something else. They don’t have any brands you’ve ever heard of and at first, that drove me nuts. However, I quickly came to fall in love with the food here. It was comforting to have something to enjoy. Like always, I made sure to shop for two to three months at a time. Shopping was easy, I used the self-checkout to make sure I didn’t have to speak to anyone.
Once I got home I put everything away and decided to look around the apartment building. My whole floor started with 301 and went all the way to 310. The first floor was 501 to 509. There was a technical second floor but none of the doors were labeled. It looked like someone was renovating the place.
I got to see some of my neighbors too. An older woman, two men, and I were living next door to a lady the whole time. I had never seen or heard from these people before. It seemed like everyone wanted to keep to themselves too. I wanted to try and talk to someone but every time I approached them they turned and walked away. For what it's worth they looked completely normal.
So I left the apartment building and ventured around the property. There were no other apartments anywhere close to the one I was staying at, or so I thought until I found one about thirty minutes away. It was so out of the way you wouldn't find it unless you were looking. Against my better judgment, I opened the doors to the building and walked right inside. The place smelled like rust and soot.
I went to explore the first floor and was shocked to find blood trails on the floor and the ceiling. I followed the trail and made sure to look at the numbers on each door. This floor was numbered 1-10. Most of the doors were locked and I wasn’t going to try and knock anything down. I opened the door to apartment 10 and walked right inside. There was just enough light from the sun to illuminate the place. It looked like the whole place had been ransacked. I checked the tables and cabinets before heading into the bedroom. I searched the dresser and under the pillows before finally checking under the bed. When I looked under I spotted a black box. I grabbed it and that is when I got the feeling again. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I felt something sharp dig into my shoulders.
I screamed as loudly as I could, my face slammed off of the carpet and I clenched the box with one hand. Before I could figure out what the hell was happening I was tossed backward. I went into the bedroom door and rolled a couple of times until I reached the torn-up couch. I slowly lifted my head and to my horror what I was looking at was way too far from human to be real.
It looked like a dog ape thing. It was mostly skinless aside from some skin on its torso and face. The creature had thick, long claws and was standing on its hind legs. It barked at me. Its fangs were huge! I quickly scrambled to my feet and rushed out of the door as fast as possible. I could feel the blood running down my back. Never once did I consider letting this box go.
“Help!” I screamed as I burst through the apartment complex doors and started to run back to the main road. My heart was pounding, I could feel my chest getting tighter with each step. I could hear the beast behind me, it was screeching. I thought I was going to die for sure, there was no way I could continue to outrun this beast. That’s when I heard a car and before I knew it I could see it! A woman was waving me over, she was just up ahead! I had to push a little harder. I had to be just a little stronger.
When I felt the embrace of the car door I ripped it open and dove inside. She sped away and I looked out of the window. The beast did not follow us any further. “Are you insane!” She snapped at me. That’s the last thing I remember before passing out.
When I woke up I was laying on my stomach on an extremely comfortable couch. I could smell someone making pasta with meat sauce. My stomach was going insane. Everything hurt though, especially my back and my left side. I figured I had hurt my side when I was tossed across the room.
At this point, I did not dive into the box yet. I could barely move. “Hi.” I heard a woman say from the kitchen. “Thank you,” I replied before trying to sit up. I was so concerned that this woman would be another monster. When I saw her though I knew she was normal. She didn't look so damn perfect and that was a breath of fresh air.
“What's your name?” She asked me as I watched her prepare two bowls of food.
“Leon,” I said before closing my eyes. “You heard me screaming?” I asked her seriously.
“I did. I’m pretty sure everyone in our building did. You got hurt pretty badly, I did my best to patch you up.” She paused and laughed. “My name is Ashley.”
So I ended up crashing at her place. During this time I tried to focus on recovering. Sleeping became hell, I was having constant nightmares. I also spent a lot of time working on articles. I ended up giving Ash the keys to my apartment so she could get my laptop. It was a big move to trust anyone here but I am glad I did.

Year Three and Four in LittleBrooke

During my recovery, I spent most of my time writing. I wanted to write about everything I have seen and experienced. I had a lot of questions and way too much time with my thoughts. Ash and I got to know each other too.
I told her about how my wife had died mysteriously. I eventually opened up about her being skinned and drained of her blood. Ash told me she had come to LittleBrooke with her older sister. Her sister went to work one day and never came back. She was working at the theater. Ash had told me that she was stuck here, she didn’t feel right leaving with her sister still missing. Every time she would try the cops would meet her at the town line.
It was during this time that we both shared that we had never seen a police station. We talked about the monsters too. Her first run-in with one was at the grocery store. I told her about what happened to me at the bar. She told me that she heard rumors of the beast living beyond the apartments. The first time she saw it was when it was attacking me.
As I started to recover more we discussed a couple of things. First, the neighbors here suck. She could hear me screaming and came to help but no one else did. Second, neither of us has seen any families since we moved here. It was at this point I decided I wanted to leave and I offered to take her with me. We could both get out come hell or high water. She agreed but there was something I had to do first.
I showed her the box I had taken from the apartment.
“You almost died for a box?” Ash asked me. “Yes,” I said seriously.
I opened it and blinked. I found a picture of a girl with black hair and bright green eyes. It read, Stephanie. I found a missing persons report too. This girl had been missing a year before I got here. I decided that my last article would be about her. I had written about a couple of missing people before this. For example, the old lady in our building vanished and her apartment was rented out two days later.
I also found a badge inside the box. It read F.O.P.P. and there was a name! Jack Bridges. We tried to look up the organization's name but we came up empty-handed. I ended up writing the story about Stephanie and the next day Ash and I got packing. We decided to take my car since the cops know what hers looks like. I packed up the essentials all over again and we piled into the car.
“We should check the other direction. Before we leave.” I suggested. Ash knew about the bar already but neither of us knew what was beyond that point: This suggested changed the course of our lives forever.
So we started driving in the other direction. We passed the bar where the woman had tried to eat me, we passed a convenience store I didn’t know this town had and we just kept driving. Eventually, I could hear Ash speaking to me, “Holy shit! The police station.” she pointed out. I couldn’t believe it either. I did not stop driving though but I wish I did.
Eventually, we saw a sign that read, LittleBrooke High. Go Bears!
I started to slow down a bit until the school was in view. The place looked run down as hell. There were holes in the walls and leaves growing up the side of the building. The parking lot was massive and full of buses. I pulled the car into the parking lot and told Ash to get into the driver's seat.
“You’re not serious?” She asked me. I could tell she wanted to go but I said, “This is it! This is the last place of note in this fucken town. Just take the wheel and I will be right back.” I said as I jumped out of the car and went to look around.
As I approached one of the buses I grabbed the doors, they were already open a crack. I pulled them open and was hit with a horrible stench. I had to step back and puke and no I am not going to describe what I saw in that fucken bus. At that point, I decided I had seen enough and it was time to fucken go.
“Help!” I heard someone cry from a couple of buses over. “Please!” I heard again. I wanted to slap myself because I knew better. I had already decided it was time to leave but I went to investigate anyway. I went to the bus and pulled the doors open. It smelled like stale piss and blood. “Back here!” A girl screamed out to me. I made my way to the back of the bus, stepping on school jackets and over backpacks. That is where I found them. Two teenagers are tied to the leg of a bus seat. They looked horrible, caking in blood and sweat. They were both injured. “Stephanie?!” I exclaimed as I bent over to free them. I recognized her face the moment I saw it.
“Can you move? I asked the blonde girl.” As I started to let her go. “Everything hurts.” She told me. I opened the emergency exit and called for Ash to pull the car over. It took her a second to hear me but she came as fast as possible. “I am going to get you guys in the car and we are going to get out of here, okay?” I told them. I wanted to tell them everything was going to be okay, but I couldn't. It felt like that would be a huge lie.
Ash stepped out of the car and helped get the girls into the backseat. As I stopped to look around I could feel the bus shift in weight. I turned around and inhaled sharply. Standing before me was a creature wearing a jacket that said COACH on it. He looked sickly, and pale, and his veins were protruding from his face and hands. As he ran at me I jumped out of the emergency exit door just in time to feel something slam off of the back of my head. I looked down to see a barbed football. I could feel blood trickling down my neck, I stumbled forward and felt a hand grab my arm. Ash was shoving me into the car. She slid over me, closed the passenger door, and backed the car up. I thought she was moving like lightning.
At this point, everyone was screaming. My heart was threatening to jump out of my fucken chest. I was so sure we were all going to die here, just like everyone else I had seen on the buses. But no, Ash sped out of the parking lot. The coach chased us to the school limits but for some reason, he did not follow us anymore.
I know we should've stopped to see if the kids could find their parents but we didn't. Instead, Ash just kept driving. Eventually, we could hear the cops behind us but that did not stop her. It took us six hours to finally see the You Are New Leaving LittleBrooke sign! I couldn’t believe it. This place was not that big at all.
So listen, if you’re invited to take a job in LittleBrooke. Don’t take it. It’s not worth your life.
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2023.06.09 16:28 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Lifestyle] - Ravneet Gill’s recipe for cherry muffin cake The sweet spot Guardian

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2023.06.09 16:26 adartagnan [The True Confessions of a Nine-Tailed Fox] - Chapter 96 - Trust

[The True Confessions of a Nine-Tailed Fox] - Chapter 96 - Trust

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Blurb: After Piri the nine-tailed fox follows an order from Heaven to destroy a dynasty, she finds herself on trial in Heaven for that very act. Executed by the gods for the “crime,” she is cast into the cycle of reincarnation, starting at the very bottom – as a worm. While she slowly accumulates positive karma and earns reincarnation as higher life forms, she also has to navigate inflexible clerks, bureaucratic corruption, and the whims of the gods themselves. Will Piri ever reincarnate as a fox again? And once she does, will she be content to stay one?
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Chapter 96: Trust

In retrospect, telling Bobo about Stripey’s promise might not have been the best idea. Now that she knew he would return to Honeysuckle Croft when he awakened, she couldn’t stop scanning the skies for him.
Daytime was the worst, because everyone was out. Mistress Jek, Taila, and Nailus headed to the Academy, while Master Jek and the eldest son, Ailus, plowed the fields alongside their new rock macaque ex-demon farmhand. The second son, Caius, had long since moved into Master Gravitas’ house as an apprentice. Without a houseful of people to distract her, Bobo kept abandoning her chores and loitering by the gate. Several times, I had to fetch her when the soup started to boil dry.
You’re going to get in trouble with Mistress Jek if you keep this up, I warned.
I didn’t know much about cleaning so I couldn’t judge her performance there, but I did know quite a bit about food. And one of the most basic requirements was that it not smell burnt.
“Oh, oh, yes!” Bobo slithered back into the cottage, dumped half a bucket of water into the pot, and stirred so vigorously that it sloshed onto the rushes on the floor. Halfway through, her eyes went distant again.
I flew up to her, and she automatically shaped a coil for me to land on.
He won’t come back anytime soon, you know. He needs a hundred years, at the very least.
“Uh-huh! Uh-huh! I know.”
Picking up the cleaver with her tail, Bobo set about chopping onions. Irregular chunks flew everywhere.
I removed myself to a chairback. We don’t even know if he’ll survive long enough to awaken in his first life. We don’t know when to start counting the hundred years.
The cleaver flashed, mincing the onion left on the cutting board. “Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But he’ll be back. He sssaid ssso.”
Yes. He promised.
Even though I’d just scolded her, I couldn’t resist peeking out the window either, as if a duck might crash land in the yard right then.
“Oh! I know!”The cleaver stopped all of a sudden.“Rosssie, you know people up in Heaven! Like the Messsenger! And the goddess who loves Taila! You can asssk them how he’s doing!”
Bobo had forgotten my long, complicated history with Aurelia, and I didn’t feel like talking about it right now. Perhaps not ever.
I tried already, I told her instead. It’s against the rules, so they wouldn’t – oh! I hopped onto the chairback.
“Did you think of sssomething? Did you think of sssomething?”
I hopped again. I did! I did! It’s against the rules for clerks to reveal private information from a soul’s file, but the Director makes the rules! So he can make an exception for us!
Caught up in my excitement, Bobo swished her tail (still gripping the cleaver – good thing I’d gotten out of the way already). “Ssso he can make a new rule that sssays he can tell us where Ssstripey is! And then we can go find him! Let’s go talk to the Director!”
Before she could drop the cleaver and rush out the door, I cautioned, Wait. The Director isn’t so easy to talk to.
Not least because he could be anywhere on Earth right now. Well, no, that wasn’t true. More precisely, he could be anywhere on Earth where there were people he could induce to give him offerings. That did narrow it down. A bit.
We need a way to gain his ear.
“Gain his ear?” Bobo repeated, puzzled but confident in my ability to pull it off.
Yes. And I know exactly how to do that.
“Yay! Let’s go!”
Wait! I flew in circles around her head to stop her. We need to plan first. We can’t just go rushing off without a plan. (Had I really just said that?) And anyway, you can’t just leave without telling Mistress Jek. What would she do if you disappeared all of a sudden and there’s no one to take care of the house?
“Oh.” Bobo did her dejected-heap-of-coils pose. “Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That would be irresssponsssible of me.”
For now, finish cooking dinner, and we’ll discuss it with Mistress Jek tonight.
Both of us looked down at the onion paste left on the cutting board. I had no idea what you were supposed to do with onion paste, and from Bobo’s expression, neither did she.
Uh, dump it in the pot? I suggested.
So that was what we did.
“Thank you, Bobo, the soup tastes good tonight,” Master Jek said.
(It should. For the first time in a week, it didn’t consist of burnt vegetables and charred fish bones swimming in water.)
At the unexpected praise, Bobo’s eyes shone. “Thank you, sssir! Rosssie helped!”
Floridiana, whom Mistress Jek had invited to dinner again, refrained from comment but slid a dubious glance my way. Was it really so incredible that I might have helped cook?
On a second thought, yes. Yes, it was.
I’d always been more of a muse than a creator myself.
Bobo’s thoughts, however, had already moved on from culinary accomplishments. Fidgeting the whole length of her very long body, she stammered, “Ummm, ssso I was thinking, I mean, Rosssie and I were thinking, we were sssaying that we both miss Ssstripey…and, um, there’s a way to find him, but we have to go talk to sssomeone – ”
Floridiana had been sniffing a spoonful of soup, but at that, her head shot up. “Someone? Whom?”
At the same time, Mistress Jek demanded, “How long will it take?”
“The Director! And, um, I don’t know…?”
“The Director? Of what?” Floridiana pressed.
“Uh, oh, huh, I don’t know…. Rosssie?”
Everyone at the dining table, even the farmhand, lowered their spoons and stared at me. I hopped into the center of the table – ah, memories of taskforce meetings! – and flipped my wings across my back.
This is highly restricted information.
I cocked my head at the children and the farmhand.
“Oh, of course.” Mistress Jek surveyed their bowls, estimating how much food they had left. “Finish your suppers, and then, Bobo, take the children to play – ” At the realization that she couldn’t send Bobo off to babysit, she stopped.
As if he were terrified of getting saddled with childcare, the farmhand averted his eyes, grabbed his bowl, slurped down the soup, and fled with a mumbled, “I’m off. See ya tomorrow.”
Good to see Taila could still terrorize demons.
“I’ll take them out to catch fireflies,” Master Jek volunteered.
Once it was just the four of us, Mistress Jek folded her arms across her chest. “Now, Bobo, what is this all about?”
Bobo squirmed some more. “Oh, uh, um, Rosssie knows sssomeone who knows where Ssstripey is – ”
Floridiana cut her off, her eyes and tone sharp. “You said that already. What do you mean, someone who knows where Stripey is? He’s dead. We all saw him get eaten.”
At the reminder, Bobo drooped.
Glaring at Floridiana, I intervened. To be more precise, we mean someone who knows where Stripey’s soul reincarnated. Stripey the whistling duck may be gone, but his soul is not. All souls are reincarnated after death. Shouldn’t you know that? Didn’t you learn that from your wonderful mistress – what was her name again? – the great Domitilla?
The not-so-great Domitilla’s not-so-great disciple folded her arms, mirroring Mistress Jek. “I repeat my question: Who is this ‘Director’ of whom you speak? The Director of what?”
I could have sworn her to secrecy and then told her, but that would have going too easy for her. Plus I didn’t like the way she treated Bobo.
Given your knowledge of the information we’re after, what do you think he’s the Director of?
At first Floridiana scowled, but as she processed my words and drew the only possible conclusion, her mouth went slack and her eyes popped out of their sockets. “You don’t mean – ”
But I do.
Mistress Jek gasped and leaned forward. “You know the Director of Reincarnation? Oh, but – that means – ”
I shrugged my wings, modestly. It was pretty impressive that I had access to the Director of Reincarnation. (Well, would haveaccess. Just as soon as I got Lodia access to Anthea.)
I didn’t get to bask in Mistress Jek’s and Floridiana’s admiration for long, though.
“Where is he?” “Where is she?” asked the mage and the mother at the same time.
They stopped and exchanged confused blinks. Then Floridiana sat back and let Mistress Jek go first.
“Maila. Where’s Maila?” the mother demanded.
Oh. I hadn’t thought of that. But of course that would be Mistress Jek’s first question.
I could, of course, have fobbed her off by pointing out that the Director of Reincarnation wasn’t here right now, and that I’d have to ask him and then get back to her – but was it really so terrible to tell her the truth? What was the harm in letting her know that her daughter’s soul had come back to her, in the form of another daughter?
I studied her for a moment, her intent eyes, her tense shoulders, and made my choice.
You absolutely cannot tell anyone else what I am about to reveal. You will incur the wrath of Heaven if you do. And, I assure you, you do not want to incur the wrath of Heaven.
Should I swear them to silence? But all oaths got registered in Heaven, and even if the clerks didn’t bother to read them, there was still the risk of a random audit. If we got caught, we’d all get reincarnated as tapeworms forever.
I don’t even dare have you swear an oath, because that might tip Heaven off. That’s how serious this is. Do you still want to know?
I looked from one woman to the other, checking to see if either quailed before the enormity of the revelation. But both met my gaze, the one determined to find out what had happened to her child, the other just as determined to learn everything she could about our world.
“We are capable of keeping secrets, you know,” Floridiana pointed out. “We haven’t even informed the Baron that Master Gravitas is an agent of the North Serican crown.”
I rolled my eyes. Of course they hadn’t. Floridiana herself had been another agent of the North Serican crown. As for Mistress Jek, her whole family was tied so closely to the mage that Baron Claymouth would never believe that they hadn’t known.
How is Boot doing, by the way? I asked sweetly.
Floridiana answered through gritted teeth, “Perfectly well, last I heard.”
Good.
I hesitated one more moment, but only to build suspense. I did, after all, know these two women well and, with faint surprise, I realized that I did trust them. And as for Bobo…I’d just have to keep an eye on her and stop her from blurting it out. All right, here goes.
Maila’s soul reincarnated in Taila.
Silence, broken by Bobo’s shriek. Mistress Jek sat in her chair, as frozen as if Lord Magnissimus had breathed on her.
Huh. I’d expected more of a reaction than that. Floridiana darted a concerned glance at her friend’s face.
So her soul is right here with you. Well, not right here right this instant, since she’s out catching fireflies, but you know what I mean.
“Ssshe came back? Ssshe came back! Missstress Jek, isssn’t that – ” Bobo stopped.
A single tear overflowed the corner of Mistress Jek’s right eye and ran down her cheek. It was followed by another, and then another. Was it that bad? Why wasn’t she saying anything?
Floridiana chewed her bottom lip, lifted a hand to pet her friend’s shoulder, and then dropped it again.
I did tell you Lord Silurus was lying, when he pretended he kept the people he ate inside him. Their souls went straight up to Heaven for reincarnation when they died.
I was still annoyed at Mistress Jek for running at the catfish demon and scaring the rest of us the way she had. That was the problem with caring whether people lived or died. You cared.
At last, Mistress Jek’s lips moved in a mumble. It might have been the word “Maila.”
I cocked my head at Floridiana, hoping she could do something about this increasingly awkward situation, but she looked just as lost. In the end, it was Bobo who moved. She looped herself around Mistress Jek’s upper body and squeezed carefully. Then she unwound herself and moved back.
At the hug, Mistress Jek seemed to come back to herself. Tears were streaming down both cheeks now, but a radiant smile illuminated her face. “Maila. She came back to us. She came back to us.”
Funny how humans could smile and cry at the same time. I’d never understood it. I decided to ignore it.
Yes, I confirmed. She’s been here with you all along.
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2023.06.09 16:20 AutoNewsAdmin [Lifestyle] - Ravneet Gill’s recipe for cherry muffin cake The sweet spot

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2023.06.09 16:11 SmallHandSipper Still better than Prime’s ice pop

Still better than Prime’s ice pop
Day 36/365: Having a different energy drink every day for a year
Ashoc Accelerator - Rocket Pop
Caffeine: 150mg
Grade: C-
Review: This packaging got me excited but this is a let down. Somehow, there is a slight vegetable aftertaste in here? I have no idea how that’s possible, and I certainly don’t like that.
Good carbonation and good sweetness is what’s keeping this drink from being in the D range. Regardless, this is better than the prime hydration ice pop and will be better than the energy drink version they just released.
Price: $1.67
Calories: 10 Sweetener: Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium Sodium: 150mg (7% Daily Value)
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2023.06.09 15:54 Sven-Ost KETO CHEAT SHEET

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