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2012.12.15 14:13 Yandere
/Yandere is a place for those interested in and who identify with yandere. Use this subreddit to discuss, share and post content about yandere in anime/manga, real life, assorted Western media, etc.
2018.12.14 08:11 NazoXIII Osana
A subreddit for Yandere Simulator! (sans the censorship of its creator!!)
2020.07.21 12:05 Cumchalice55555555 yandere_simulator_2
This is the place where you go for the yansim memes too spicy for north koreddit
2023.06.09 14:59 yerederetaliria Monday ... yandere/yeredere dating is simple ... just never let go
Intro: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/142b5vq/irl_yandere_couple_experiences/
Previous: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/143av67/our_second_date/
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVdjZYfDuLE
Monday comes around and I'm brand new and the world is full of love. As I confidently and energetically march to my first class I think about the weekend I just had. I spent all Friday night dancing with the man that I had been longing for and stalking for the past six months. That night was filled with the revelation that there is something between us, something deep. It culminated with my short confession and a lovely kiss. It was followed by a grand Saturday night date listening to music, talking, sweetly flirting. He also took initiative late Saturday with a kiss that curled my toes, making me feel reborn and full of fire.
I had made an agreement with him that today was the day we'd meet again. We'd meet for lunch, my request. I surprised him and everyone in the our group when I boldly changed his suggestion revealing that I knew his schedule. The time was agreed on with no questions asked. It was partly a mistake and partly a reveal. I knew I was taking a chance by slowly letting him know what I'd been up to but I wanted us to be right. I felt that I needed a clean slate almost as much as I needed him.
The day dragged on but I was really energized and able to focus on class because I had hope. I went to work from 9:00 - 11:45 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I worked at a campus bank called RamCache. There were unique credit/debit cards that could access your student account and we serviced the cards. The cards could be used to purchase whatever a student needed. I worked with my best friend and apt mate, Brenda. There are very few people who know my whole story and she is one. We were living together when I "met" Finnian. She was the first person I talked to about him. She saw all my antics from the beginning, through the stalking, dating, marriage until she moved away after the birth of my daughter. We still keep in touch. You can thank Brenda for introducing me to meme culture and suggesting Reddit as an additional place to vent. She suggested Reddit during the pandemic. She gave me my first meme, which I modified for privacy. This is her front row seat perspective. https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/12wmz9o/before_and_after_see_my_comment_for_an_explanation/
She also had a "fiance." She and her "fiance" had an on/off relationship where they couldn't seem to make up their mind if they were just friends or engaged. This had been going on for two years. If we are going to continue Anime tropes the two of them would definitely be a Tsundere/Dandere(Brenda) couple while Finnian and I would be a Kuudere/Yandere(Me) couple. Eventually Finnian would meet her fiance, Trevor, and they would become very close friends. He was an art major and into Anime and he introduced us to Anime. He was also the one who continued giving me odd nicknames like, "Yukako" and "Storm." I didn't understand the references at the time. Apparently I intimidated him. He was the one that said to Finnian, "you're the only guy I know who'd be calm holding the leash to a tiger." This knew couple what we were about and didn't judge.
I restrained myself and waited for Finnian to show and he was right on time. I threw my arms around him causing a little scene and announced that I got him some coffee. This is another tell. I already knew his coffee order. Before we went outside I introduced him to Brenda...as my boyfriend. I am relationship elevating in front of everyone and trying to weave our lives together by starting a friendship with Brenda. This is where I differ. I do not isolate him but rather I accompany and surround him. I make it obvious to everyone that we are a couple. His only response was a slightly confused look he gave me which I ignored. He and I have different personalities. He is reserved, calm, and very quiet. I am more open, excitable, and talkative. That's why I ramble in my posts. There were benches right outside the Student Center near a flower garden and we sat there. There is a large open pedestrian area in the middle of campus that reminded me of the plazas back in Spain. This would become a routine. Sitting on the bench with coffee or tea, holding hands and talking, weather permitting. I want to emphasize the fact that most of our "dates" were just that. You don't have to be extravagant to date someone. There's no need for shows or expenses. We had nicer dates but most of the time we just sat, talked and held hands. A lot of our future relationship was worked out there. Including serious topics such health and money issues. Goals for marriage, property, finances, education, kids. We talked through differences in opinions and came to understandings. We just had fun laughing at people. I do not know what we talked about that first Monday or most of the week. When we couldn't be outside we went to the upstairs gallery in the student center. Did I mention that we held hands? Oh my God, I am insane with his hands. It would get awkward. Him: "I need you to let go." Me: "I can't let go." Him; "Just let go.' Me: "No." Him: "I need both hands now...thank you." *me scooching even closer to him* .... *my hand slowly takes his arm...*
If you read carefully you can get some dating advice from us. A short list so far: get help and use friends, direct each other, talk and look for commonalities, talk and resolve differences, laugh, talk about serious issues, talk about silly things, go cheap, hold hands, both should pay and without much negotiation, both should initiate.
So we started a routine. Bench dates followed by periodic nicer dates. Daily meetings and conversations. (After we married I started keeping track of the number of days we've been apart physically. The total number in 23 years is 30 days. We have talked every day.) Very quickly this would change as I would invade his space even more. At this point I was still stalking but much less. I was mainly focusing on inserting myself into different parts of his life and bringing him into mine. I was smothering and clingy. I was relationship elevating and trying to slowly reveal that I had been stalking him. He was figuring out that I am not interested in a temporary fling but I am serious. He'll clarify that in the next few days.
Trevor's "Yukako" inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP-kv1uIoZk&t=74s Trevor teased me that I was using magic or something with Finnian. Trevor and Finnian also had this odd vibe where they would denigrate each other. Trevor would accused Finnian of being stupid when he would then seriously and affectionately compliment him. Finnian return the favor by calling Trevor, "my son" it was a weird Bro thing. Finnian is no Koichi, he's closer to Giyu Tomioka. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHpfDjpn24&t=247s see how Giyu holds her at 0:18 - 1:30 ? That is the vibe Trevor was talking about. I don't understand Finnian's refusal to panic. I have never seen him panic. He's been angry, wept, laughed, excited like a puppy but never panic. It's a huge f*ckin' turn on. Enough gushing.
Trevor's "Storm" inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe32Iag9RCQ I didn't think I was that bad.
Where our "bench dates" were: https://www.google.com/maps/@40.573704,-105.0839187,2a,75y,351.34h,84.93t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1srEtp71P0Ldeg71epC7AbHA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DrEtp71P0Ldeg71epC7AbHA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D280.9039%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu
(I really am sorry that the fancy links aren't showing like I want them to.)
Right behind the construction is Lory Student Center, straight ahead are a variety of benches and gardens, straight ahead further back was Physics, RamCache was inside the Student center, turn around and on the right is the library (the library was such a stalking hang out for me, I was so very bad even trying to sneak things from him or leave things for him when he temporarily left a desk he was studying at)
submitted by yerederetaliria to yandere [link] [comments]
Previous: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/143av67/our_second_date/
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVdjZYfDuLE
Monday comes around and I'm brand new and the world is full of love. As I confidently and energetically march to my first class I think about the weekend I just had. I spent all Friday night dancing with the man that I had been longing for and stalking for the past six months. That night was filled with the revelation that there is something between us, something deep. It culminated with my short confession and a lovely kiss. It was followed by a grand Saturday night date listening to music, talking, sweetly flirting. He also took initiative late Saturday with a kiss that curled my toes, making me feel reborn and full of fire.
I had made an agreement with him that today was the day we'd meet again. We'd meet for lunch, my request. I surprised him and everyone in the our group when I boldly changed his suggestion revealing that I knew his schedule. The time was agreed on with no questions asked. It was partly a mistake and partly a reveal. I knew I was taking a chance by slowly letting him know what I'd been up to but I wanted us to be right. I felt that I needed a clean slate almost as much as I needed him.
The day dragged on but I was really energized and able to focus on class because I had hope. I went to work from 9:00 - 11:45 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I worked at a campus bank called RamCache. There were unique credit/debit cards that could access your student account and we serviced the cards. The cards could be used to purchase whatever a student needed. I worked with my best friend and apt mate, Brenda. There are very few people who know my whole story and she is one. We were living together when I "met" Finnian. She was the first person I talked to about him. She saw all my antics from the beginning, through the stalking, dating, marriage until she moved away after the birth of my daughter. We still keep in touch. You can thank Brenda for introducing me to meme culture and suggesting Reddit as an additional place to vent. She suggested Reddit during the pandemic. She gave me my first meme, which I modified for privacy. This is her front row seat perspective. https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/12wmz9o/before_and_after_see_my_comment_for_an_explanation/
She also had a "fiance." She and her "fiance" had an on/off relationship where they couldn't seem to make up their mind if they were just friends or engaged. This had been going on for two years. If we are going to continue Anime tropes the two of them would definitely be a Tsundere/Dandere(Brenda) couple while Finnian and I would be a Kuudere/Yandere(Me) couple. Eventually Finnian would meet her fiance, Trevor, and they would become very close friends. He was an art major and into Anime and he introduced us to Anime. He was also the one who continued giving me odd nicknames like, "Yukako" and "Storm." I didn't understand the references at the time. Apparently I intimidated him. He was the one that said to Finnian, "you're the only guy I know who'd be calm holding the leash to a tiger." This knew couple what we were about and didn't judge.
I restrained myself and waited for Finnian to show and he was right on time. I threw my arms around him causing a little scene and announced that I got him some coffee. This is another tell. I already knew his coffee order. Before we went outside I introduced him to Brenda...as my boyfriend. I am relationship elevating in front of everyone and trying to weave our lives together by starting a friendship with Brenda. This is where I differ. I do not isolate him but rather I accompany and surround him. I make it obvious to everyone that we are a couple. His only response was a slightly confused look he gave me which I ignored. He and I have different personalities. He is reserved, calm, and very quiet. I am more open, excitable, and talkative. That's why I ramble in my posts. There were benches right outside the Student Center near a flower garden and we sat there. There is a large open pedestrian area in the middle of campus that reminded me of the plazas back in Spain. This would become a routine. Sitting on the bench with coffee or tea, holding hands and talking, weather permitting. I want to emphasize the fact that most of our "dates" were just that. You don't have to be extravagant to date someone. There's no need for shows or expenses. We had nicer dates but most of the time we just sat, talked and held hands. A lot of our future relationship was worked out there. Including serious topics such health and money issues. Goals for marriage, property, finances, education, kids. We talked through differences in opinions and came to understandings. We just had fun laughing at people. I do not know what we talked about that first Monday or most of the week. When we couldn't be outside we went to the upstairs gallery in the student center. Did I mention that we held hands? Oh my God, I am insane with his hands. It would get awkward. Him: "I need you to let go." Me: "I can't let go." Him; "Just let go.' Me: "No." Him: "I need both hands now...thank you." *me scooching even closer to him* .... *my hand slowly takes his arm...*
If you read carefully you can get some dating advice from us. A short list so far: get help and use friends, direct each other, talk and look for commonalities, talk and resolve differences, laugh, talk about serious issues, talk about silly things, go cheap, hold hands, both should pay and without much negotiation, both should initiate.
So we started a routine. Bench dates followed by periodic nicer dates. Daily meetings and conversations. (After we married I started keeping track of the number of days we've been apart physically. The total number in 23 years is 30 days. We have talked every day.) Very quickly this would change as I would invade his space even more. At this point I was still stalking but much less. I was mainly focusing on inserting myself into different parts of his life and bringing him into mine. I was smothering and clingy. I was relationship elevating and trying to slowly reveal that I had been stalking him. He was figuring out that I am not interested in a temporary fling but I am serious. He'll clarify that in the next few days.
Trevor's "Yukako" inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP-kv1uIoZk&t=74s Trevor teased me that I was using magic or something with Finnian. Trevor and Finnian also had this odd vibe where they would denigrate each other. Trevor would accused Finnian of being stupid when he would then seriously and affectionately compliment him. Finnian return the favor by calling Trevor, "my son" it was a weird Bro thing. Finnian is no Koichi, he's closer to Giyu Tomioka. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHpfDjpn24&t=247s see how Giyu holds her at 0:18 - 1:30 ? That is the vibe Trevor was talking about. I don't understand Finnian's refusal to panic. I have never seen him panic. He's been angry, wept, laughed, excited like a puppy but never panic. It's a huge f*ckin' turn on. Enough gushing.
Trevor's "Storm" inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe32Iag9RCQ I didn't think I was that bad.
Where our "bench dates" were: https://www.google.com/maps/@40.573704,-105.0839187,2a,75y,351.34h,84.93t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1srEtp71P0Ldeg71epC7AbHA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DrEtp71P0Ldeg71epC7AbHA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D280.9039%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu
(I really am sorry that the fancy links aren't showing like I want them to.)
Right behind the construction is Lory Student Center, straight ahead are a variety of benches and gardens, straight ahead further back was Physics, RamCache was inside the Student center, turn around and on the right is the library (the library was such a stalking hang out for me, I was so very bad even trying to sneak things from him or leave things for him when he temporarily left a desk he was studying at)
2023.06.09 00:24 ItsEsmeJones [MM4A] A King in Chains Pt. 3 [Fallen King x Slave][Friends to Lovers][Yandere Fallen King Dragon Speaker][Cruel Dragon Prince Speaker][Loyal Slave Listener][VERY SPICY][Obsessed][Fantasy][Magic][Rising Up][Lore Drops][Dominant][Protective][Possessive][Aftercare][CW: Action/Mentions of Torture]
Part 1 Part 2
Context: Long ago, the Dragon King, Xayd, turned mad and nearly tore the kingdom in two. His younger brothers sent him to a prison-like cavern with only one person to tend to him... you. Over the years you've brought him his food, you've grown fascinated with him. What you don't realize is that he's grown just as fascinated with you, and has claimed you for himself. He wants to see and know all of you. Even the parts of yourself you don't know anymore.
Setting: The Mad Drake's Prison - Bedchambers/A human village
Tags:[MM4A][Fallen King x Slave][Friends to Lovers][Yandere Fallen King Dragon Speaker][Cruel Dragon Prince Speaker][Loyal Slave Listener][VERY SPICY][Obsessed][Fantasy][Magic][Flirting][Seduction][Action][Rising Up][Lore Drops][Dominant][Protective][Possessive][Aftercare][CW: Action/Mentions of Torture/Genocide]
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[S] = Serefis, the youngest of the Brothers, Three.
All unmarked text is Xayd
[Scene opens in Xayd’s bedchambers]
[SFX: The bed shifting subtly]
[You lie curled up against your King in the quiet of his makeshift bedchambers]
“Alright…?”
[Pause]
“Good… You did very well, my little Mouse. You trust me so implicitly… it’s a rather nice change of pace.”
[Pause…]
[He laughs but muffles it under his free hand]
“I promise, feeling will return to your legs shortly. Again, my apologies for getting a little carried away… Control is very difficult when you’ve been dying of thirst for over a decade and a nice, cool drink of water hops into your arms.”
[...Pause?]
“Oh, don’t you question my metaphors… My head is just as scrambled as yours, which… is something of a shame, nice as it is, as I really do need to think of a plan.”
[Pause???]
[He laughs]
“Love, I never have a plan! But, if I had to pick a direction, we should figure out what my brothers are up to, at present, starting with Serefis. He’s almost never home, but also never so far away that Aremis can’t bail him out of trouble.”
[Pause?]
“Hmm? Oh, no need to go spying on my behalf… Let’s just enjoy the quiet for a bit.”
[Pause…]
[His heavy hand rests on your bare back, a claw tracing gently down your spine]
“Tell me what you want.”
[...]
“Dearest, please… You hide behind that meek little servant act, but I know there is more to you. Your magic was completely drained by the time you freed me… You can speak freely with me.”
[...Pause?]
[His tone softens even more]
“Oh, sweetling… You have my word I won’t do you harm. You are safe with me. We are equals, in private. Once I take the throne back, well… It may take a bit before you can sit on the throne by my side, but you shall. Eventually.”
[Pause…?]
“How do I know you’re worthy to be my mate?”
[He chuckles softly, smoke flickering through his teeth]
“You know… Making love gives my kind insight into our partners. Honestly, you’d be surprised how many assassins I got to let me be by sheer virtue of my bedroom prowess. Regardless, my interactions with the royal family seem to have done something to my nature… Where I was callous and selfish, I now know empathy… Bragging aside, I was able to see who you were when you let your guard down. Now, I just want you to admit to being that person instead of being my scared little Mouse.”
[Pause]
[He chuckles again]
“Oh, I know you’re still scared… You’ve gone through quite a harrowing decade, my love. But I know, in time, you will awaken and I will see you in your truest form.”
[...?]
“Hmhm, there is no rush… For now, dress yourself, and let us go say hello to Serefis, my youngest brother. I sense that he’s heading for a human village to get his cheap little thrills.”
[Pause…]
[He smiles mysteriously]
“Yes… If we stepped in to protect the humans, they may be keener to support my rule. Smart Mouse. Now, go on, prepare yourself… If you can walk alright?”
[SFX: Some uncertain steps]
[...]
“I’ll, ah… be more gentle next time. Apologies.”
[Pause]
[Scene fades out]
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[Scene opens back midair]
[SFX: Dragon wings/rushing air]
[You cling to Xayd’s back as he takes flight, struggling not to fall off or panic. He, in the interim, seems happy as can be]
“Ah, brisk! I did so miss fresh air!”
[Pause!!]
“What’s that, love? I can’t hear you over the sound of my wings!”
[PAUSE!!!!]
“Oh!! Yes, the village is just up ahead.”
[SFX: Distant eruptions and dragons roaring]
“...And it sounds like my little brother has begun the act of trying to pretend he’s a big man that can take any and all challengers. Sigh. Oh well… Let us deliver him a particularly sumptuous slice of humble pie, shall we?”
[PAUSE???]
[Who said ‘we’??]
“Oh, don’t fear, my love! I know you can handle this!”
[Pause…]
[Your King said it]
[SFX: The dragon roaring growing louder]
[As Xayd sweeps closer, you see a golden dragon flying overhead a forest, blasting fire with malicious glee]
“Oh, Seref… In his full dragon form to scare some humans? Tsk, tsk… and here I thought you’d get to see me in my full form as well. Oh well, if he’s going to make this easy on me…”
[SFX: Distant human screaming]
[You see humans, just like you, scurrying beneath, desperate for the simplicity of their lives]
[...]
[SFX: A magical hum building]
[Your fists clench. Magic surges through you that you haven’t tasted in years. You expect your King to silence you again but, all he does is tilt his head back slightly and say:]
“Kick his ass, my love.”
[...]
[SFX: Rushing air followed by an eventual harsh thud]
[You jump from Xayd’s back and land in the village. Fire surrounds you. Death. But you are cold in this familiar plane of suffering]
[SFX: Panicking humans/fire/etc.]
[Serefis hovers above, laughing at the misery he leaves in wake]
[S] “Pathetic little specks! Accept your fate like proud men or lay sullied on the ground like the weak little children you are!”
[SFX: Serefis breathing fire/people screaming]
[...]
[You clench your fists, everything falling silent around you as you watch the fire cascade down, red as the sun]
[...]
[Who are you?]
[SFX: An even greater fire exploding upward]
[You hold your hands up and the fire slows, turning black and icy]
[S] “...W-Wha-? You… You froze my flame!”
[You don’t give him the chance. You hurl the ebony fireball back at him as hard as possible. The great dragon prince howls in pain before plummeting to the Earth, form writhing and wriggling back to a more humanoid one]
[SFX: The humans ceasing to panic/murmuring in awe]
[...]
[SFX: The Listener marching toward Serefis]
[Pause.]
[The now humanoid dragon looks up at you, a mix of enraged, confused, and humiliated]
[S] “Rrgh, you… You deflected my fire back at me… You’re one of the ones that Aremis wants to be wiped off the face of his Earth!”
[Pause]
[SFX: The flames growing]
[He glares at you, the fire beginning to build in his throat, when Xayd hops down at long last]
“Brother, dearest! I’d hoped to introduce you to my mate in better terms, but it looks like you two are getting along so well!”
[Serefis appears not to hear him, too focused on trying to kill you]
[S] “YOU WILL BURN FOR THIS YOU-!”
[Pause!]
[SFX: Serefis getting a polite kick to the face]
[S] “GAH! MY NOSE-!”
[Xayd places a boot over his brother’s neck and Serefis wheezes in surprise]
“Enough, Seref.”
[Seref stops immediately, more frightened than you’ve ever seen him]
[S] “X-Xayd-!”
[SFX: Some humans gasping/more murmuring]
[Pause…]
“Oh, shh… Poor widdle baby brother… Didn’t expect someone who could fight back? Mwahh, you always were so… What’s the word…”
[A smile carves into his face]
“...Bratty.”
[S] “W-Wh… H-How are…? Y-You should be locked up, still! Y-You should be dead!”
[Pause…]
“Mmh, funny that. Did you somehow get even smaller, brother dearest?”
[Serefis glances about, almost literally a cornered animal]
[S] “P…Please… Please don’t kill me…”
[Xayd leans down and seizes his brother once more by the neck, lifting him up]
[SFX: Xayd dragging Serefis to his feet]
“Shhh… Poor lad, you’ve nearly wet yourself. Not into being choked? … Aww, fine. I won’t kill you just yet if you be a good boy for me and deliver a message to Aremis. Can you do that for me, sweetest little brother?”
[Pause…]
[S, eager] “Y-Yes! Of course! N-Not an issue at all, brother!”
[Xayd smiles and turns to you, still clutching his poor brother by the throat]
“Darling…? What would you like to say to Arty, hm? As the current King, he is the one that ordered your punishments, neglected to feed you and the other servants, and has turned a blind eye to Serefis’s antics toward the humans…”
[...]
[Pause.]
[Xayd almost giggles before he turns back to Seref]
“You heard them… Tell Aremis: ‘Songbird says hello’.”
[Serefis looks between you, clearly weighing his options. At last, he manages a weak:]
[S] “Y-Yes, Xayd…”
[Pause]
“Ah, ah, ah…”
[S, scared] “M-My King?”
[Xayd smiles, happy as can be once more]
“Good boy. Off you go, now. Shoo, shoo!”
[SFX: Serefis taking flight as fast as he possibly can]
[You stand with your King amidst a crowd of awed humans. He turns to you, smiling amicably]
“I think that went quite well, don’t you, dear?”
[...]
[You suppose so]
[To be continued]
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Note: Serefis used to demand that Xayd let him win at chess. Xayd responded, in kind, by making him eat any of the chess pieces that Xayd claimed from him. This is either horrifying or hilarious, depending on if you have siblings or not.
submitted by ItsEsmeJones to ASMRScriptHaven [link] [comments]
Setting: The Mad Drake's Prison - Bedchambers/A human village
Tags:[MM4A][Fallen King x Slave][Friends to Lovers][Yandere Fallen King Dragon Speaker][Cruel Dragon Prince Speaker][Loyal Slave Listener][VERY SPICY][Obsessed][Fantasy][Magic][Flirting][Seduction][Action][Rising Up][Lore Drops][Dominant][Protective][Possessive][Aftercare][CW: Action/Mentions of Torture/Genocide]
Usage: You may tweak or record this script. Gender flipping is OK! Please credit me if you use this script in any of your projects. If you would like to use this script for a paywalled recording, please note:
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All unmarked text is Xayd
[SFX: The bed shifting subtly]
[You lie curled up against your King in the quiet of his makeshift bedchambers]
“Alright…?”
[Pause]
“Good… You did very well, my little Mouse. You trust me so implicitly… it’s a rather nice change of pace.”
[Pause…]
[He laughs but muffles it under his free hand]
“I promise, feeling will return to your legs shortly. Again, my apologies for getting a little carried away… Control is very difficult when you’ve been dying of thirst for over a decade and a nice, cool drink of water hops into your arms.”
[...Pause?]
“Oh, don’t you question my metaphors… My head is just as scrambled as yours, which… is something of a shame, nice as it is, as I really do need to think of a plan.”
[Pause???]
[He laughs]
“Love, I never have a plan! But, if I had to pick a direction, we should figure out what my brothers are up to, at present, starting with Serefis. He’s almost never home, but also never so far away that Aremis can’t bail him out of trouble.”
[Pause?]
“Hmm? Oh, no need to go spying on my behalf… Let’s just enjoy the quiet for a bit.”
[Pause…]
[His heavy hand rests on your bare back, a claw tracing gently down your spine]
“Tell me what you want.”
[...]
“Dearest, please… You hide behind that meek little servant act, but I know there is more to you. Your magic was completely drained by the time you freed me… You can speak freely with me.”
[...Pause?]
[His tone softens even more]
“Oh, sweetling… You have my word I won’t do you harm. You are safe with me. We are equals, in private. Once I take the throne back, well… It may take a bit before you can sit on the throne by my side, but you shall. Eventually.”
[Pause…?]
“How do I know you’re worthy to be my mate?”
[He chuckles softly, smoke flickering through his teeth]
“You know… Making love gives my kind insight into our partners. Honestly, you’d be surprised how many assassins I got to let me be by sheer virtue of my bedroom prowess. Regardless, my interactions with the royal family seem to have done something to my nature… Where I was callous and selfish, I now know empathy… Bragging aside, I was able to see who you were when you let your guard down. Now, I just want you to admit to being that person instead of being my scared little Mouse.”
[Pause]
[He chuckles again]
“Oh, I know you’re still scared… You’ve gone through quite a harrowing decade, my love. But I know, in time, you will awaken and I will see you in your truest form.”
[...?]
“Hmhm, there is no rush… For now, dress yourself, and let us go say hello to Serefis, my youngest brother. I sense that he’s heading for a human village to get his cheap little thrills.”
[Pause…]
[He smiles mysteriously]
“Yes… If we stepped in to protect the humans, they may be keener to support my rule. Smart Mouse. Now, go on, prepare yourself… If you can walk alright?”
[SFX: Some uncertain steps]
[...]
“I’ll, ah… be more gentle next time. Apologies.”
[Pause]
[Scene fades out]
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[Scene opens back midair]
[SFX: Dragon wings/rushing air]
[You cling to Xayd’s back as he takes flight, struggling not to fall off or panic. He, in the interim, seems happy as can be]
“Ah, brisk! I did so miss fresh air!”
[Pause!!]
“What’s that, love? I can’t hear you over the sound of my wings!”
[PAUSE!!!!]
“Oh!! Yes, the village is just up ahead.”
[SFX: Distant eruptions and dragons roaring]
“...And it sounds like my little brother has begun the act of trying to pretend he’s a big man that can take any and all challengers. Sigh. Oh well… Let us deliver him a particularly sumptuous slice of humble pie, shall we?”
[PAUSE???]
[Who said ‘we’??]
“Oh, don’t fear, my love! I know you can handle this!”
[Pause…]
[Your King said it]
[SFX: The dragon roaring growing louder]
[As Xayd sweeps closer, you see a golden dragon flying overhead a forest, blasting fire with malicious glee]
“Oh, Seref… In his full dragon form to scare some humans? Tsk, tsk… and here I thought you’d get to see me in my full form as well. Oh well, if he’s going to make this easy on me…”
[SFX: Distant human screaming]
[You see humans, just like you, scurrying beneath, desperate for the simplicity of their lives]
[...]
[SFX: A magical hum building]
[Your fists clench. Magic surges through you that you haven’t tasted in years. You expect your King to silence you again but, all he does is tilt his head back slightly and say:]
“Kick his ass, my love.”
[...]
[SFX: Rushing air followed by an eventual harsh thud]
[You jump from Xayd’s back and land in the village. Fire surrounds you. Death. But you are cold in this familiar plane of suffering]
[SFX: Panicking humans/fire/etc.]
[Serefis hovers above, laughing at the misery he leaves in wake]
[S] “Pathetic little specks! Accept your fate like proud men or lay sullied on the ground like the weak little children you are!”
[SFX: Serefis breathing fire/people screaming]
[...]
[You clench your fists, everything falling silent around you as you watch the fire cascade down, red as the sun]
[...]
[Who are you?]
[SFX: An even greater fire exploding upward]
[You hold your hands up and the fire slows, turning black and icy]
[S] “...W-Wha-? You… You froze my flame!”
[You don’t give him the chance. You hurl the ebony fireball back at him as hard as possible. The great dragon prince howls in pain before plummeting to the Earth, form writhing and wriggling back to a more humanoid one]
[SFX: The humans ceasing to panic/murmuring in awe]
[...]
[SFX: The Listener marching toward Serefis]
[Pause.]
[The now humanoid dragon looks up at you, a mix of enraged, confused, and humiliated]
[S] “Rrgh, you… You deflected my fire back at me… You’re one of the ones that Aremis wants to be wiped off the face of his Earth!”
[Pause]
[SFX: The flames growing]
[He glares at you, the fire beginning to build in his throat, when Xayd hops down at long last]
“Brother, dearest! I’d hoped to introduce you to my mate in better terms, but it looks like you two are getting along so well!”
[Serefis appears not to hear him, too focused on trying to kill you]
[S] “YOU WILL BURN FOR THIS YOU-!”
[Pause!]
[SFX: Serefis getting a polite kick to the face]
[S] “GAH! MY NOSE-!”
[Xayd places a boot over his brother’s neck and Serefis wheezes in surprise]
“Enough, Seref.”
[Seref stops immediately, more frightened than you’ve ever seen him]
[S] “X-Xayd-!”
[SFX: Some humans gasping/more murmuring]
[Pause…]
“Oh, shh… Poor widdle baby brother… Didn’t expect someone who could fight back? Mwahh, you always were so… What’s the word…”
[A smile carves into his face]
“...Bratty.”
[S] “W-Wh… H-How are…? Y-You should be locked up, still! Y-You should be dead!”
[Pause…]
“Mmh, funny that. Did you somehow get even smaller, brother dearest?”
[Serefis glances about, almost literally a cornered animal]
[S] “P…Please… Please don’t kill me…”
[Xayd leans down and seizes his brother once more by the neck, lifting him up]
[SFX: Xayd dragging Serefis to his feet]
“Shhh… Poor lad, you’ve nearly wet yourself. Not into being choked? … Aww, fine. I won’t kill you just yet if you be a good boy for me and deliver a message to Aremis. Can you do that for me, sweetest little brother?”
[Pause…]
[S, eager] “Y-Yes! Of course! N-Not an issue at all, brother!”
[Xayd smiles and turns to you, still clutching his poor brother by the throat]
“Darling…? What would you like to say to Arty, hm? As the current King, he is the one that ordered your punishments, neglected to feed you and the other servants, and has turned a blind eye to Serefis’s antics toward the humans…”
[...]
[Pause.]
[Xayd almost giggles before he turns back to Seref]
“You heard them… Tell Aremis: ‘Songbird says hello’.”
[Serefis looks between you, clearly weighing his options. At last, he manages a weak:]
[S] “Y-Yes, Xayd…”
[Pause]
“Ah, ah, ah…”
[S, scared] “M-My King?”
[Xayd smiles, happy as can be once more]
“Good boy. Off you go, now. Shoo, shoo!”
[SFX: Serefis taking flight as fast as he possibly can]
[You stand with your King amidst a crowd of awed humans. He turns to you, smiling amicably]
“I think that went quite well, don’t you, dear?”
[...]
[You suppose so]
[To be continued]
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Note: Serefis used to demand that Xayd let him win at chess. Xayd responded, in kind, by making him eat any of the chess pieces that Xayd claimed from him. This is either horrifying or hilarious, depending on if you have siblings or not.
2023.06.08 15:39 yerederetaliria Lying Yandere Girlfriend
First in series: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/142b5vq/irl_yandere_couple_experiences/
Previous: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/143av67/our_second_date/
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXNLdBxR_1g
After the second date it was agreed that we would meet again Monday for lunch. I was pushy and hinted that I knew his schedule but he didn't know that I was being generous because I would have gone home with him right there and then. All we did on Sunday was talk on the phone. Finnian remembers that I actually called him twice after he called me. Sunday was a communication day for my family. I was an international student at ColoSU from Spain. My family was comfortable with this because I was an excellent student and mature for my age. I rarely caused any trouble and if anything I was known for being straight laced. I was raised Spanish Catholic but my family was relaxed about it. All this comes into play later on. Also Finnian and I are Christians and this will be the only warning that I will mention spirituality in these accounts, I know how easily triggered Reddit is. My family was functional. There was no abuse or neglect or trauma just typical bullying which was minor. If you are expecting a girl with PTSD going Yandere you will not find that in my story. Finnian was raised atheist and converted to Christianity before I met him. That is why we attended IVCF. (see below) I'd rather him tell you his story about that. His family was dysfunctional. He does not like to use terms like abuse, neglect and alcoholism but I know what I saw. I believe that he was so independent because of his upbringing. When I met him he was already working a budget, bought stock and an automobile (loan). He was ready to be on his own at 19 (he and I were married when he was 19 and I was 20). Final thing about religion, we are both ecumenical and that plays into our story.
I went to mass in the morning and I know I spoke to Father Bob (see below) but I don't remember what I said. I do know that I left him with the impression that we were much more than a couple because he had the impression that by the time he married us we had been engaged for 6 months. This is a lie. A lie is a lie and it does not matter if it's a fib, small or large lie, omission or leaving someone with a false impression and it does not matter who it is you lie to either. I am not excusing my behavior I'm just being honest. I've changed. I have a very bad habit of relationship elevating hence the title. I was not his girlfriend, I was just his date. We fell into that status but in my mind I was thinking so much more. As I said I spoke with my family and I don't remember much but if you've been around Castellanas then you know that we can talk and talk and talk... I remember that my parents were pleased with my progress (they didn't know about him yet) and I also remember that I spoke with my sister semi-privately and she knew something was up. She and I are close and she has been a sort of "confessor". She asked how our date was and I just gushed over him.
The rest of the day I actually studied a lot. My grades had been slipping and I was in danger of losing my scholarships if I didn't get my act together. Finnian is my muse. He and I saved my scholarships and college career that I almost destroyed through my stalking. At one point in our relationship he was walking me to class to make sure I'd attend instead of snooping on him. I was that bad. I had already irritated my roommates gushing over him the previous day so I studied and according to Finnian called him a couple of times. I was ramped up motivated and even wrote in my journal, "nuevo día nuevo yo" (new day new me). I also wrote down in my journal revised plans to get us closer. These were not formal but rather ideas and based on things I learned from him the past two days. Things like "¿le gusta el pelo oscuro liso u ondulado?" (he likes dark hair straight or wavy?" and "Telescope cost?" and "Find Marcus Aurelius Meditations" and "Tool/Chemical Brothers - ask Miguel similar bands" "Meet Brad") (Miguel is my brother and I was asking for Spanish bands, Brad was Finnian's apt mate) If there is any "yandere/yeredere" style I have that is predominant it would be that I am a weaver. I take various parts of him and his life and weave them together with me and my life until all parts are inseparable. No knives or handcuffs just a million tiny golden threads attached to golden needles inserted in and out of our beings and lives until all parts they are interwoven together like beautiful lace. I'm serious about this. I've gotten so good at mixing that even our mutual work places have communicated with each other on our behalf. I signed a HIPPA agreement at his work. That's kinda toxic. This is what I am like, what we are like. And in the future he would learn just how resourceful I can be, I would learn just how tolerant he can be, and everyone will learn that we do in fact go together.
IVCF: https://www.ivcentralrockies.org/home.html
Father Bob: https://saintjohn.church/st-john-xxiii-history/ scroll down to the left
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Previous: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/143av67/our_second_date/
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXNLdBxR_1g
After the second date it was agreed that we would meet again Monday for lunch. I was pushy and hinted that I knew his schedule but he didn't know that I was being generous because I would have gone home with him right there and then. All we did on Sunday was talk on the phone. Finnian remembers that I actually called him twice after he called me. Sunday was a communication day for my family. I was an international student at ColoSU from Spain. My family was comfortable with this because I was an excellent student and mature for my age. I rarely caused any trouble and if anything I was known for being straight laced. I was raised Spanish Catholic but my family was relaxed about it. All this comes into play later on. Also Finnian and I are Christians and this will be the only warning that I will mention spirituality in these accounts, I know how easily triggered Reddit is. My family was functional. There was no abuse or neglect or trauma just typical bullying which was minor. If you are expecting a girl with PTSD going Yandere you will not find that in my story. Finnian was raised atheist and converted to Christianity before I met him. That is why we attended IVCF. (see below) I'd rather him tell you his story about that. His family was dysfunctional. He does not like to use terms like abuse, neglect and alcoholism but I know what I saw. I believe that he was so independent because of his upbringing. When I met him he was already working a budget, bought stock and an automobile (loan). He was ready to be on his own at 19 (he and I were married when he was 19 and I was 20). Final thing about religion, we are both ecumenical and that plays into our story.
I went to mass in the morning and I know I spoke to Father Bob (see below) but I don't remember what I said. I do know that I left him with the impression that we were much more than a couple because he had the impression that by the time he married us we had been engaged for 6 months. This is a lie. A lie is a lie and it does not matter if it's a fib, small or large lie, omission or leaving someone with a false impression and it does not matter who it is you lie to either. I am not excusing my behavior I'm just being honest. I've changed. I have a very bad habit of relationship elevating hence the title. I was not his girlfriend, I was just his date. We fell into that status but in my mind I was thinking so much more. As I said I spoke with my family and I don't remember much but if you've been around Castellanas then you know that we can talk and talk and talk... I remember that my parents were pleased with my progress (they didn't know about him yet) and I also remember that I spoke with my sister semi-privately and she knew something was up. She and I are close and she has been a sort of "confessor". She asked how our date was and I just gushed over him.
The rest of the day I actually studied a lot. My grades had been slipping and I was in danger of losing my scholarships if I didn't get my act together. Finnian is my muse. He and I saved my scholarships and college career that I almost destroyed through my stalking. At one point in our relationship he was walking me to class to make sure I'd attend instead of snooping on him. I was that bad. I had already irritated my roommates gushing over him the previous day so I studied and according to Finnian called him a couple of times. I was ramped up motivated and even wrote in my journal, "nuevo día nuevo yo" (new day new me). I also wrote down in my journal revised plans to get us closer. These were not formal but rather ideas and based on things I learned from him the past two days. Things like "¿le gusta el pelo oscuro liso u ondulado?" (he likes dark hair straight or wavy?" and "Telescope cost?" and "Find Marcus Aurelius Meditations" and "Tool/Chemical Brothers - ask Miguel similar bands" "Meet Brad") (Miguel is my brother and I was asking for Spanish bands, Brad was Finnian's apt mate) If there is any "yandere/yeredere" style I have that is predominant it would be that I am a weaver. I take various parts of him and his life and weave them together with me and my life until all parts are inseparable. No knives or handcuffs just a million tiny golden threads attached to golden needles inserted in and out of our beings and lives until all parts they are interwoven together like beautiful lace. I'm serious about this. I've gotten so good at mixing that even our mutual work places have communicated with each other on our behalf. I signed a HIPPA agreement at his work. That's kinda toxic. This is what I am like, what we are like. And in the future he would learn just how resourceful I can be, I would learn just how tolerant he can be, and everyone will learn that we do in fact go together.
IVCF: https://www.ivcentralrockies.org/home.html
Father Bob: https://saintjohn.church/st-john-xxiii-history/ scroll down to the left
2023.06.08 03:13 paroxysmalevent My response to Pilar's first date post
Her post: First date
u/yerederetaliria , Pilar, is my wife and she recently posted an account of our first date. It was really nice that she did that and it was nice that it was so well received. She has been asking me to be more active here and I want to please her. She has specifically asked for my input about that night. I'm not a writer like she is and I don't think you want much more to read so I've decided to post a song list that captures my feelings or point of view. I am not interpreting these songs as the writer intends but taking them for my own.
This how the night progressed from my point of view
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u/yerederetaliria , Pilar, is my wife and she recently posted an account of our first date. It was really nice that she did that and it was nice that it was so well received. She has been asking me to be more active here and I want to please her. She has specifically asked for my input about that night. I'm not a writer like she is and I don't think you want much more to read so I've decided to post a song list that captures my feelings or point of view. I am not interpreting these songs as the writer intends but taking them for my own.
This how the night progressed from my point of view
- Uninvited - (this song is written from a woman's point of view but I am using Morisette's voice as mine, For the line to not being alone I am using that as a reference that there was something between us, a spiritual something, that honestly frightened me at first. Yes, she did make me squirm, no I have never experienced her kind of love ever in all my life.)(The background music in this song is important and reflects her advances and persistence The weighted pause from 3:06 - 3:23 is about how much breathing room it felt like she gave me between advances)
- Fascination Street - (The Cure drives this song forward like she drove me. The lyrics go both ways. She pulled on me and the beat of the music moved us.)
- Overjoyed - (Again I am not using these songs as the writer intended. I used this because of the ethereal musical rollercoaster and the lines "Love is the thing this time I'm sure, And I couldn't need you more now, The way that you saw things were so pure." With all her "obsessive Yeredere traits and shadowing" she saw things pure and I had never experienced that from any woman ever.)
2023.06.07 22:28 MagpieJones17 Forest Spirit Claims You [F4A] [Possessive] [Lost in the Woods] [Yandere?]
hi hi!
turns out consistent posting is harder than i originally thought lol
as always, feedback is appreciated and encouraged!
(if you like this and have something you'd like to hear me fill, just drop them here or in a message! thanks!)
script by u/simp_trash_scripts and can be found here!
the audio can be found here(yt) and here (whyp) :)
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turns out consistent posting is harder than i originally thought lol
as always, feedback is appreciated and encouraged!
(if you like this and have something you'd like to hear me fill, just drop them here or in a message! thanks!)
script by u/simp_trash_scripts and can be found here!
the audio can be found here(yt) and here (whyp) :)
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2023.06.07 17:02 ApprehensiveTerm9638 This is what most r/yandere members dream and lifegoals truly i
https://youtube.com/shorts/T1wecXTc_xo?feature=share
Bonus: Marisa Kirisame and Alice Mangatroid Version https://youtu.be/DIqLacpZBVE
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Bonus: Marisa Kirisame and Alice Mangatroid Version https://youtu.be/DIqLacpZBVE
2023.06.07 14:27 AngeloHakkinen Lore Theory: the origins of the Aishi family
It is well known that the Aishi aren't originally from Japan per YandereDev. The Aishi couple emigrated to Japan in 1797, when the Sakoku was still in effect. Sakoku, in effect between 1603 and 1868, marked a time where Japan didn't allow foreigners or emigration from the country. But not all exchanges vanished: trade between Japan and China was still extensive, and there was a literal Chinatown in Nagasaki, while the Rangaku policy allowed to Japanese to stay scientifically afloat with Westeners via the Dutch. As the Aishi were originally foreigners, what are their origins? (dates and names are random)
A certain Dutch girl called Anneke Smeets (1780-1853) met her "Senpai" Pit Vaessen (1779-1847) when she was 16. They ended up together before moving to Japan in 1797, where Pit's father, Henrik (1746-1814), was working as a astronomer in Dejima, as per Henrik's request to have the two of them to help him in his office. Because astronomy was a space of interest for Japanese, Henrik Vaessen had the opportunity to go to Edo to pay homage to the shogun and to actually talk to learned Japanese.
In 1798, the three of them (Henrik, Pit and Anneke) were part of the delegation that would visit Edo for the first time. However, because Japanese aren't Dutch, they had a hard time to pronounce the word "Vaessen" (it's Vassen and not Vaessen, and there's no V in Japanese unless if you count the letter "Vu" ( ヴ ) as a Japanese letter). So the shogun instructed one of the scribes to translate his name to Japanese in Ateji (because Katakana was used for official documents until post World War II and hiragana was used for unofficial documents, thus Ateji was used for loan words during that time.)
However, the scribe butchered the translation: he removed the V, changed the ae to ai and the ssen to shi, transforming the Vaessen to Aishi, which doesn't match the name's meaning in Japanese (because it's Ateji, like Sushi (寿司) because Su (寿) means "lifespan" and shi (司) means "to administer"). The word, however, was approved by the Shogun and the family became officially known as Aishi in Japan.
Thus, Gerlinde Vaessen (1800-1882) was technically the first one who bore the Aishi name. However, they were still Dutch, and they had to wait until 1871, after the reopening of Japan following the treaty of Kanagawa and the end of the Boshin civil war which ended the Shogunate in 1869 that the Aishis would acquire Japanese nationality through marriage of 4th Aishi Gertie Vaessen-Aishi (1853-1921) and her Senpai Muichiro Hirose (1852-1895), and the rest is history...
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#1: Dutch
YandereDev has been G E K O L O N I S E E R D. Seriously, you should all give credits to the Dutch, as without the Rangaku policy, Japan had similar scientific knowledge as the Westerners despite the isolationist policy. After the Portuguese were expelled in 1639 following the Shamibara Rebellion, the Dutch replaced them in Dajima in 1641, with very regulated trade between Japanese and Dutch. However, the Dutch were privileged, as they were the only Westerners who had access to the Japanese culture, goods and society until the reopening of Japan. However, after the bankruptcy of the East India Company in 1795 and the number of Dutch boats allowed on Dejima reduced to one per year in 1790, immigration to Japan was harder than it was before (which was very hard). Here's my theory on how the First Aishi was capable of emigrating from her hometown Netherlands to Japan (sorry for the names' butchering):A certain Dutch girl called Anneke Smeets (1780-1853) met her "Senpai" Pit Vaessen (1779-1847) when she was 16. They ended up together before moving to Japan in 1797, where Pit's father, Henrik (1746-1814), was working as a astronomer in Dejima, as per Henrik's request to have the two of them to help him in his office. Because astronomy was a space of interest for Japanese, Henrik Vaessen had the opportunity to go to Edo to pay homage to the shogun and to actually talk to learned Japanese.
In 1798, the three of them (Henrik, Pit and Anneke) were part of the delegation that would visit Edo for the first time. However, because Japanese aren't Dutch, they had a hard time to pronounce the word "Vaessen" (it's Vassen and not Vaessen, and there's no V in Japanese unless if you count the letter "Vu" ( ヴ ) as a Japanese letter). So the shogun instructed one of the scribes to translate his name to Japanese in Ateji (because Katakana was used for official documents until post World War II and hiragana was used for unofficial documents, thus Ateji was used for loan words during that time.)
However, the scribe butchered the translation: he removed the V, changed the ae to ai and the ssen to shi, transforming the Vaessen to Aishi, which doesn't match the name's meaning in Japanese (because it's Ateji, like Sushi (寿司) because Su (寿) means "lifespan" and shi (司) means "to administer"). The word, however, was approved by the Shogun and the family became officially known as Aishi in Japan.
Thus, Gerlinde Vaessen (1800-1882) was technically the first one who bore the Aishi name. However, they were still Dutch, and they had to wait until 1871, after the reopening of Japan following the treaty of Kanagawa and the end of the Boshin civil war which ended the Shogunate in 1869 that the Aishis would acquire Japanese nationality through marriage of 4th Aishi Gertie Vaessen-Aishi (1853-1921) and her Senpai Muichiro Hirose (1852-1895), and the rest is history...
#2 Chinese
China was the other whose relations with Japan were under direct jurisdiction of the Bakufu who were the de facto rulers of Japan. Extensive trade between Japan and China happened during the sakoku, and there was residences for Chinese people within Dejima. However, Chinese people weren't allowed to enter Japan even for delegations (unlike the Dutch), so we can consider that the first Aishi's (Liu Aizi, 1780-1855)'s family name was " 愛恣" (àizì, the name means selfish love) emigrated to Dejima in 1797 with her fiancée (Jiang Zhou, 1779-1832) to work as a merchants. The àizì would become Aishi once Japan would reopen during the Meiji Restauration and the 4th Aishi (Jia Aizi, 1853-1899) marries her Senpai (Muichiro Hirose, 1852-1895) in 1871, even though the first Aizi/Aishi born in Japan is Hui Aizi (1800-1875).
#3 Other Nationalities
While there was some trade between Japan and Korea, it didn't reach the heights of Dutch and Chinese influence on Japan during the Sakoku. There was some contact between Ayutthaya and Japan during the sakoku, though it faded quickly. Russians were the ancestors of some Japanese people, but no recorded trade between the two countries.
Conclusion
Ayano Aishi has a big probability to have Dutch ancestry, although her chances of being Chinese aren't negligible. However, Ayano is unlikely to have non-Dutch or non-Chinese origins, as the Sakoku forbade any non-Dutch Westerner to enter Japan, and trade between Japan and Korea was very limited. As always, criticism is accepted, and debate peacefully. Sayonara2023.06.07 14:11 JuliaBoon r/yandere will temporarily go dark on June 12-14 2023! Why?
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2023.06.07 13:40 yerederetaliria Our second date
Introduction: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/142b5vq/irl_yandere_couple_experiences/
First date: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/142bdq3/our_first_date/
As I said in the first date post I had met with Jenny and we put together a plan for the first date. We also discussed the possibilities for a second and third date. Since we didn't know how well the first date would go we decided to be flexible and I would follow her lead or Finnian's lead if he was completely uninterested. She described that our pairing on the first date seemed "electric" and she had already come up with a couple of ideas for the next date. She didn't feel that I needed any more help but she was more curious than anything. She actually hoped that he would take the bait for the offer but I jumped at it first.
Jenny and John knew of a Colorado Indie band that was visiting Fort Collins and was playing at a local restaurant/club called Avogadro's Number. https://www.avogadros.com/The place was close to campus and a hot spot for students. The place always filled up even when there wasn't live music but it was sure to be filled that night. I could barely wait until evening and I was hyped up all day. At one point I started to walk over to a bus stop near his apt where I had watched him before but I decided against it. Avogadro's Number was within walking distance for me and we all decided it was best for everyone to meet there. I don't remember the time we were going to meet but it was after dinner and we were just going to get drinks, dessert and listen to music. Jenny called me in the evening letting me know that another couple was going to come. I didn't care as long as Finnian was there.
I left too early and and started walking. I met him near Sigma Nu, this would seem an odd thing to say here but it was significant. All I needed to do was walk straight North to Avogadros Number but instead I turned West towards his apartment. I knew he'd come that way because I knew his address but he didn't know I knew his address. We started walking together no questions asked. I wanted him to know what I'd been up to but not everything so I made myself "suspect" by meeting him on this route. We were casual and it was a nice night for February. If you've lived in Colorado you'll know that the weather can be extreme. February can range from 70 F to below zero F and I remember that it was nice weather for coats. Finnian and I were late when we met Jenny and John with the other couple. I don't remember the other couple and I don't recall them ever entering our lives again. Jenny and John had a lot of friends.
The six of us shared a table for two near a window further away from the music. I saw the restaurant was going to run out of chairs and while John and Finnian were talking I grabbed a chair for he and I... to share. I did this on purpose. We all kind of gathered around the table and I gave the chair to Finnian and he tried to give it back and he remembers me saying, "I want to sit down, so sit...por favor..." I then planted myself on his lap with my arm around his shoulders. We weren't the only ones doing this. The place was packed and some people were standing or leaning on the wall or even on the floor, etc. He remembers the band to be a folksy alternative indie rock band, nothing really special but good musicians. He remembers that we all ordered dessert and he and I had coffee. I did not care about drinks, dessert, music or anything only being with him. He and John talked a little but John couldn't stay still and kept wandering. That left us alone but in good company.
I was really calm that night and played with his hand a lot. We talked. It was silly early dating talk about interests and such. I remember we talked about why we were attending ColoSU and I learned about his major but not schedule (that's important). (I actually knew his major and had met his professors too so this made it official) I straight out asked him if he was serious about transferring to the Uni Alaska, Fairbanks. He was surprised that I knew about that and I made the comment while looking away from him that I knew more about him than he thinks. He said, "probably." We were flirting with words and proximity very subtley. He was catching on and we both knew that we were becoming a couple.
He talked about backpacking, I remember feeling it was a test of sorts. Would I be willing to go and rough it? I told him that it sounded like a dream and little did either of us realize how much we would later on. I learned how matter of fact he is and how he can be brutally but gently honest. He told me about how he wrote an enormous paper about the Hungarian Uprising and entitled it "Much Ado About Nothing." He was in High School and he had to write a paper about the Cold War and he chose that topic even though his Dad said it was a lie and never happened and the teacher said he wouldn't find any info on it. He concluded the paper by talking about The Frankfurt School (Cultural Marxism and Political Correctness) being founded by the Hungarian Marxists which is also "much ado about nothing." You see how he flatly quoted their idea and still upheld his idea that it was very important? I think he's brilliant.
We also talked about favorites and I did a silly thing that he told me later interrupted his dreams. I asked his favorite animal, wolf, and confessed mine to be a fox. Then I volunteered why, and I listed off a variety of reasons including the vixen mating scream which he looked up later that night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYHrG6UC4U He said that Brad, his apt mate heard it and commented, "another psycho chick." I also mentioned the vulgar Spanish language connection. This is hard to explain in a short writing the complexities of these flirts. "Zorra" (vixen) is a suggestive word. I like word play. I remember growing up confusing my parents with, "Que linda zorra persiguiendo a un gallo." (What a cute vixen chasing a chicken) or (What a cute bitch chasing cock) Mother would ask, "why does the fox have to be a female and the chicken a male?!" And I would reply, "because I'm a girl and my favorite animal is a fox so it's a girl fox and the rooster defends the girl chickens." (reversing the genders would make the phrase polite and not vulgar - colloquially) Finnian knew what I was doing.
Do you see what we were discovering? We were connecting intellectually and understanding an important communication style. We found that we were both "moderately good" people who flirted with bad. To write a paper calling out past and present history and calling it nothing is similar to me saying "zorra traviesa traviesa zorra" which can be translated to "vixen naughty sleeper bitch." With all this word play and lap sitting I sound very whorish but we were actually very behaved and we knew we were connecting deeply and in ways that that take other couples months. I was trying to take this to another level (again my habit of elevating and pushing forward) and he was catching on which is why we eventually left for a moment.
It was hot in the restaurant with all the people and our warm clothes and he asked to go outside. As he was going John asked if everything was allright and he replied that we were getting some air. Then he grabbed my hand and we pushed our way through the door. I loved that it wasn't just him getting air but he took me. The night was cold but not freezing and he and I took a short walk. Avogadro's Number is by the railroad tracks that go through town and we crossed them and made our way over to a nice church with trees around the building. (about 1000 feet - you could see both buildings) I was just a church and a pretty area no other significance. He asked me, "¿Qué estás haciendo?" (What are you doing? I understood him to ask "What are you up to?") And I answered, "Tu tienes lo que quiero." (You have what I want.) I was playing the song game with him that we played the night before and I referenced a song that was eventually played at our Wedding reception. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmYf3IzOLD8 We still do this stuff and later you'll hear more of it including "code phrases" and such.
He commented that the church was made of stone with a good foundation. He was implying that we need to start well if we are going to do this. There was something between us, a spirit of sorts. We were dancing around this coupling. I knew I had him if I just kept being respectful. Respect is important, Jenny actually told me that he wasn't looking for a one night stand but a relationship. Of course I agreed but that did influence how I flirted with him. I tried to be more formal and suggestive at the same time. My heart was so focused on him. He leaned in and gave me a kiss that took me by surprise and I learned he was very good when he is not taken off guard. I actually ended up leaning on a tree when he kissed me. He took my breath away. This was a very romantic toe curling kiss.
We made our way back to the restaurant. We continued our night but we lost our chair so I leaned on him as he leaned against a wall. Eventually, the night was over and the six of us left. As we were chatting outside the restaurant Jenny asked if we made any more plans. The next day was Sunday and I straight up asked him to come to church with me. I wanted him to meet Father Bob at my church, and yes, I was already manipulating things that far ahead. I said I'd be honest about this. I never kidnapped Finnian but I did arrange an early meeting with the priest who would marry us. I am not claiming this was right but it happened. Finnian declined and said he really needed to study tomorrow for an exam and that he knows that I'd distract him the rest of the day if I went to my church tomorrow.
He then suggested we see each other Monday evening and I said, "No, you have Physics from 10:30 - 12:00 and I get off work at 11:45 so we'll meet for lunch in the Student Center main lobby by the coffee shop. It takes 5 minutes to walk from Physics to Lory [Student Center] and 10 minutes for the bathroom so 12:15." He then asked how I knew about his Physics class. I replied, "Chemistry and Physics go together, Querido." I remember that very well because it was so revealing and I felt chills saying it. Everyone in our little party heard and Jenny gave me a cautious look. He knew that I had an idea of his address and class schedule. I admitted that I knew more than I let on, I wanted him to meet my parish preist and now he has a pet name, "Querido." "Querido" means Dear and it is old fashioned and elevated, it was forward.
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First date: https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/142bdq3/our_first_date/
As I said in the first date post I had met with Jenny and we put together a plan for the first date. We also discussed the possibilities for a second and third date. Since we didn't know how well the first date would go we decided to be flexible and I would follow her lead or Finnian's lead if he was completely uninterested. She described that our pairing on the first date seemed "electric" and she had already come up with a couple of ideas for the next date. She didn't feel that I needed any more help but she was more curious than anything. She actually hoped that he would take the bait for the offer but I jumped at it first.
Jenny and John knew of a Colorado Indie band that was visiting Fort Collins and was playing at a local restaurant/club called Avogadro's Number. https://www.avogadros.com/The place was close to campus and a hot spot for students. The place always filled up even when there wasn't live music but it was sure to be filled that night. I could barely wait until evening and I was hyped up all day. At one point I started to walk over to a bus stop near his apt where I had watched him before but I decided against it. Avogadro's Number was within walking distance for me and we all decided it was best for everyone to meet there. I don't remember the time we were going to meet but it was after dinner and we were just going to get drinks, dessert and listen to music. Jenny called me in the evening letting me know that another couple was going to come. I didn't care as long as Finnian was there.
I left too early and and started walking. I met him near Sigma Nu, this would seem an odd thing to say here but it was significant. All I needed to do was walk straight North to Avogadros Number but instead I turned West towards his apartment. I knew he'd come that way because I knew his address but he didn't know I knew his address. We started walking together no questions asked. I wanted him to know what I'd been up to but not everything so I made myself "suspect" by meeting him on this route. We were casual and it was a nice night for February. If you've lived in Colorado you'll know that the weather can be extreme. February can range from 70 F to below zero F and I remember that it was nice weather for coats. Finnian and I were late when we met Jenny and John with the other couple. I don't remember the other couple and I don't recall them ever entering our lives again. Jenny and John had a lot of friends.
The six of us shared a table for two near a window further away from the music. I saw the restaurant was going to run out of chairs and while John and Finnian were talking I grabbed a chair for he and I... to share. I did this on purpose. We all kind of gathered around the table and I gave the chair to Finnian and he tried to give it back and he remembers me saying, "I want to sit down, so sit...por favor..." I then planted myself on his lap with my arm around his shoulders. We weren't the only ones doing this. The place was packed and some people were standing or leaning on the wall or even on the floor, etc. He remembers the band to be a folksy alternative indie rock band, nothing really special but good musicians. He remembers that we all ordered dessert and he and I had coffee. I did not care about drinks, dessert, music or anything only being with him. He and John talked a little but John couldn't stay still and kept wandering. That left us alone but in good company.
I was really calm that night and played with his hand a lot. We talked. It was silly early dating talk about interests and such. I remember we talked about why we were attending ColoSU and I learned about his major but not schedule (that's important). (I actually knew his major and had met his professors too so this made it official) I straight out asked him if he was serious about transferring to the Uni Alaska, Fairbanks. He was surprised that I knew about that and I made the comment while looking away from him that I knew more about him than he thinks. He said, "probably." We were flirting with words and proximity very subtley. He was catching on and we both knew that we were becoming a couple.
He talked about backpacking, I remember feeling it was a test of sorts. Would I be willing to go and rough it? I told him that it sounded like a dream and little did either of us realize how much we would later on. I learned how matter of fact he is and how he can be brutally but gently honest. He told me about how he wrote an enormous paper about the Hungarian Uprising and entitled it "Much Ado About Nothing." He was in High School and he had to write a paper about the Cold War and he chose that topic even though his Dad said it was a lie and never happened and the teacher said he wouldn't find any info on it. He concluded the paper by talking about The Frankfurt School (Cultural Marxism and Political Correctness) being founded by the Hungarian Marxists which is also "much ado about nothing." You see how he flatly quoted their idea and still upheld his idea that it was very important? I think he's brilliant.
We also talked about favorites and I did a silly thing that he told me later interrupted his dreams. I asked his favorite animal, wolf, and confessed mine to be a fox. Then I volunteered why, and I listed off a variety of reasons including the vixen mating scream which he looked up later that night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYHrG6UC4U He said that Brad, his apt mate heard it and commented, "another psycho chick." I also mentioned the vulgar Spanish language connection. This is hard to explain in a short writing the complexities of these flirts. "Zorra" (vixen) is a suggestive word. I like word play. I remember growing up confusing my parents with, "Que linda zorra persiguiendo a un gallo." (What a cute vixen chasing a chicken) or (What a cute bitch chasing cock) Mother would ask, "why does the fox have to be a female and the chicken a male?!" And I would reply, "because I'm a girl and my favorite animal is a fox so it's a girl fox and the rooster defends the girl chickens." (reversing the genders would make the phrase polite and not vulgar - colloquially) Finnian knew what I was doing.
Do you see what we were discovering? We were connecting intellectually and understanding an important communication style. We found that we were both "moderately good" people who flirted with bad. To write a paper calling out past and present history and calling it nothing is similar to me saying "zorra traviesa traviesa zorra" which can be translated to "vixen naughty sleeper bitch." With all this word play and lap sitting I sound very whorish but we were actually very behaved and we knew we were connecting deeply and in ways that that take other couples months. I was trying to take this to another level (again my habit of elevating and pushing forward) and he was catching on which is why we eventually left for a moment.
It was hot in the restaurant with all the people and our warm clothes and he asked to go outside. As he was going John asked if everything was allright and he replied that we were getting some air. Then he grabbed my hand and we pushed our way through the door. I loved that it wasn't just him getting air but he took me. The night was cold but not freezing and he and I took a short walk. Avogadro's Number is by the railroad tracks that go through town and we crossed them and made our way over to a nice church with trees around the building. (about 1000 feet - you could see both buildings) I was just a church and a pretty area no other significance. He asked me, "¿Qué estás haciendo?" (What are you doing? I understood him to ask "What are you up to?") And I answered, "Tu tienes lo que quiero." (You have what I want.) I was playing the song game with him that we played the night before and I referenced a song that was eventually played at our Wedding reception. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmYf3IzOLD8 We still do this stuff and later you'll hear more of it including "code phrases" and such.
He commented that the church was made of stone with a good foundation. He was implying that we need to start well if we are going to do this. There was something between us, a spirit of sorts. We were dancing around this coupling. I knew I had him if I just kept being respectful. Respect is important, Jenny actually told me that he wasn't looking for a one night stand but a relationship. Of course I agreed but that did influence how I flirted with him. I tried to be more formal and suggestive at the same time. My heart was so focused on him. He leaned in and gave me a kiss that took me by surprise and I learned he was very good when he is not taken off guard. I actually ended up leaning on a tree when he kissed me. He took my breath away. This was a very romantic toe curling kiss.
We made our way back to the restaurant. We continued our night but we lost our chair so I leaned on him as he leaned against a wall. Eventually, the night was over and the six of us left. As we were chatting outside the restaurant Jenny asked if we made any more plans. The next day was Sunday and I straight up asked him to come to church with me. I wanted him to meet Father Bob at my church, and yes, I was already manipulating things that far ahead. I said I'd be honest about this. I never kidnapped Finnian but I did arrange an early meeting with the priest who would marry us. I am not claiming this was right but it happened. Finnian declined and said he really needed to study tomorrow for an exam and that he knows that I'd distract him the rest of the day if I went to my church tomorrow.
He then suggested we see each other Monday evening and I said, "No, you have Physics from 10:30 - 12:00 and I get off work at 11:45 so we'll meet for lunch in the Student Center main lobby by the coffee shop. It takes 5 minutes to walk from Physics to Lory [Student Center] and 10 minutes for the bathroom so 12:15." He then asked how I knew about his Physics class. I replied, "Chemistry and Physics go together, Querido." I remember that very well because it was so revealing and I felt chills saying it. Everyone in our little party heard and Jenny gave me a cautious look. He knew that I had an idea of his address and class schedule. I admitted that I knew more than I let on, I wanted him to meet my parish preist and now he has a pet name, "Querido." "Querido" means Dear and it is old fashioned and elevated, it was forward.
2023.06.06 20:19 ItsEsmeJones [MM4A] A Starless Knight Pt. 2 [Widows to Lovers?][Necromantic Wizard Speaker][Yandere Dark Prince Speaker][Resurrected Listener][Childhood Friends/Rivals][Reunited][Spicy][Reverse Comfort][Comedy][Flustered][Family Drama][Amnesia][Fantasy][Vulnerable for Listener][CW: Mentions of Murder/Angst]
Part 1
Context: You think you had a life before, but you simply can't remember. You remember screaming in pain, pleading for a name that you can't remember before it all went dark. Now, you are back in the land of the living, your memories gone and the name you may have been praying to... is the Dark Prince himself. Half-demon, half-Fae, he is a legend not to be trifled with. And yet... you appear to have once been the person that mattered most to him. His beloved.
Setting: The Necromancer's Tower
Tags:[MM4A][Widows to Lovers?][Necromantic Wizard Speaker][Yandere Dark Prince Speaker][Resurrected Listener][Childhood Friends/Rivals][Protective][Reunited][Spicy][Reverse Comfort][Comedy][Flustered][Family Drama][Amnesia][Fantasy][Necromancy][Vulnerable for Listener][CW: Mentions of MurdeAngst]
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[W] = Edvin, the hapless wizard/necromancer
[E] = Elwyss, the Dark Prince
[Scene opens in the necromancer’s tower]
[SFX: Fire crackling]
[You are meant to be resting while the wizard potters around downstairs, but it’s difficult. Instead, you creep closer enough to listen in on his incantations]
[W] “Let’s see… Memory spells, memory spells… Damnit, it is not lost on me that I cannot recall where I put the book, now stop mocking me, UNDEAD!”
[SFX: A ghostly giggle]
[W] “Listen here, if I don’t find a way to help them, the Dark Prince is going to march into the afterlife and pull his blade on you lot. Do you want that? Cause it seems like it’d be pretty embarrassing to get killed in this life and then have the same man come to do it again!”
[Pause…]
[There is a suspicious lack of giggling this time]
[W] “Mmhm, that’s what I thought. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is to have the man storm into your safe space?!”
[SFX: The door slamming open]
[E] “Edvin!”
[W] “GODS NO-! U-Uh… I mean, my Prince!”
[The wizard bows quickly, flustered]
[Pause]
[E] “Edvin, what I am about to ask you must be kept in the utmost confidence!”
[W] “Oh, do you need more of that creme? I told you, trying to fight giant scorpion women is a bad idea. The moment they realize you’re male, you know those stingers are-!”
[E] “Edvin!”
[W] “S-Sorry, my Prince. How can I assist?”
[The Dark Prince paces for a moment before he heaves a sigh:]
[E] “I… need your advice on romancing my love once more…”
[W] “...Oh. Oh!”
[SFX: The door slamming shut]
[E] “Shh! You must never speak of this.”
[W] “Yes, sire! Of course, sire!”
[The wizard stands posted, looking as though he’d rather be anywhere else]
[E] “What to do, what to do… I’ve never had to… to ‘romance’ them…”
[W] “Really?”
[The Dark Prince shoots him a look and the wizard quiets]
[W] “A-Apologies, sire. That wasn’t meant to be sarcastic… How was it you found a relationship with them in the first place?”
[Elwyss throws his hands up in frustration]
[E] “We did what we’d done since we were children - fought! All the damned time! Violently! And then that normally turned into kisses which normally led to the bedroom and then we’d be mushy in private for a few fours and then go fight other things besides each other!”
[W] “Erm-”.
[E] “I’m half-Fae and half-demon, Edvin! I am in a constant state of needing to pick a fight and/or cause havoc! But… They fear me, now… If I swagger up to them without a shirt, roll my shoulders, and ask to fight, they simply flinch now…”
[Pause…]
[He paces across the stone, arms folded behind him]
[E] “...They were always gentle if you could get them alone… If you could earn their trust. I was always the most fearful of upsetting that part of them. Edvin, you’ve wooed a partner or two, please… If you have perspective, it’d be most appreciated.”
[The wizard sighs and strokes his beard]
[W] “...I suppose I was rather the catch, in my youth. Quite frankly, your highness, being earnest is your best bet. They only know you for your legacy and, ahm, deeds…”
[E, groaning] “Those are things I’d hope to introduce last… How does one woo a partner with my legacy? “Oh, don’t mind me, I just conquered a continent, brought seven kings to their knees, slayed a fleet of dragons, and stole a Dullahan’s steed, naming it Goliath just to spite the mouthy Dullahan I slayed! And that was just the last two years! Want to kiss me, now?!”.”
[W] “Buuut… maybe they’re into that?”
[E] “...What.”
[Pause…?]
[Wait, are you into that???]
[W] “Hear me out! You have legions of men, and women, all outside and in between, and monsters that would throw themselves into your arms-”.
[E, bemused] “I do???”
[W] “Without question! Has your elder brother never shown you the letter room?”
[E] “The what???”
[SFX: The wizard walking and opening a heavy dooa LOT of paper rustling]
[Pause…]
[E] “Dear Lord! Why are all of them coated in lipstick? That can’t be good for the parchment, certainly?”
[The wizard retrieves a letter at random and opens it]
[W] “Let’s see…”
[SFX: The letter being opened]
[W] “Ahem… “O’, Dark Prince. You are in my dreams every night, looming over my bed with a malevolent smirk, flexing those subtle muscles, and demanding I strip”.”
[E, flustered] “I most certainly am not!”
[W] ““I pray that you will allow me to carry your offspring-””.
[Pause]
[E] “STOP! STOP AT ONCE! Gods above, that woman is going to get herself killed thinking like that! What if a werewolf is looming over their bed?”
[The wizard squints at the paper for a moment]
[W] “Well, I imagine he’d be into that. His name is Steve, apparently.”
[E] “I’m sorry, but he mentioned ‘offspring’. How would…?”
[W] “Well, the spell is rather simple if you-”.
[Elwyss holds up a desperate hand and the wizard pauses]
[E] “...Stop! I… I don’t think I want to know. Now.”
[W] “I’ll bookmark it for your reading later, sire… But, if you found each other over the years through combat, how was it you found each other when they were in their calmer, more vulnerable state?”
[The Prince pauses with a sigh]
[E] “...I… spoke with them freely. I trusted them with my most vulnerable secrets, things I had never told anyone else. I expected them to mock me for my weakness, but… they simply smiled and told me they were glad we were friends…Glad that I would be their husband…”
[His voice catches and, for half a second, you think he’s about to weep. He seems to choke it back, however]
[E] “...I told them of my brother’s disdain for me…and mine for him. Riess, the half-angel and half-Fae prince. Angelic, beloved, and betrothed to my love’s older sister, Maeve. His mother was always treated better than my own… Rest her soul.”
[Pause…]
[W, surprised] “I… I’m so sorry, highness… I didn’t realize things were so sour between the two of you. I knew things were tense, especially given what happened to your fiance…”
[Pause…]
[E, bitter] “Neither of them have even come rushing to visit, despite them being with us once more… Riess knows he can’t take me in battle, and it infuriates him and Father both. I can only imagine that is where the muddled waters of my family tree’s hatred comes from. Like always, it is just us here to pick up the pieces… except, now, I am alone without their guidance…”
[W, concerned] “...My Prince, you… You look like you’re having trouble breathing…”
[E, voice small] “I am alone…”
[...]
[SFX: The Listener walking forward]
[Both men jump as you present yourself]
[W] “GAH! How are you so sneaky?!”
[E] “M-My love! I… We didn’t expect you to join us…”
[Pause…]
[W] “...You were listening the whole time, weren’t you?”
[E] “...No.”
[Pause.]
[E, with a facepalm] “Nooo….”
[W] “Beans.”
[Pause?]
[The Prince tenses as you approach him and offer your hand]
[E] “...You… offer your hand?”
[Pause?]
[He laughs sheepishly and takes your hand gently]
[E] “Perhaps I should be asking you what you want, hm? You know, when you phrase it like that, it seems so simple…”
[W] “Certainly more simple than hedging bets on them loving danger. I, uh… I’ll go ahead and close off the letter room. Some of the letters in there are so degenerate that I think it’d make even you blush, my Prince.”
[Pause?]
[E & W, in sync] “No you cannot read the letters.”
[Pause!]
[Elwyss chuckles a little]
[E] “They have us there, Edvin. They are royalty, too.”
[W, with a sigh] “...Fine. If you two want to make a night of it, I’ll have supper sent up with some wine. I am NOT responsible for any disturbing nightmares you get as a result, however.”
[SFX: Edvin hurrying off/the door opening and closing]
[...Pause]
[E] “...He did just set us up on a date and then scurry off like a scared mouse, yes.”
[...Pause]
[E, a bit happy] “I like him, too. He’s always been silly… but I have to scare him a little. If I don’t, he thinks it’s OK to secretly make my horns glitter when he thinks I don’t notice. Or he turns the tufts of my ears pink…”
[Pause?]
[E] “Yes, he did it before I went to face King Aramis. Not going to lie, running an immortal Lich through and having his dying words being “Pfft, nice ears” has pissed me off for five years straight now.”
[Pause]
[The Prince shoots you a look but it’s less frightening this time. More like having a very, very scary friend]
[Pause]
[E] “If I do end up in Hell, I’m going to find him, run him through again, and shout, “PFFT NICE EXPOSED RIBCAGE!”. Asshole.”
[Pause <3]
[He chuckles again, eyes warm]
[E] “...No, I can’t say I’m in a hurry to get there. To be honest, right now, I’d give anything just to stay in this moment… Just so I could cherish you again. But… a night you’ll give me freely is more than enough.”
[He glances toward the mountain of letters with an exasperated sigh]
[E] “...even if it is going to involve me being humiliated to Hell and back.”
[Pause]
[SFX: The fire crackling and paper rustling as the scene fades out]
[To be continued]
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Setting: The Necromancer's Tower
Tags:[MM4A][Widows to Lovers?][Necromantic Wizard Speaker][Yandere Dark Prince Speaker][Resurrected Listener][Childhood Friends/Rivals][Protective][Reunited][Spicy][Reverse Comfort][Comedy][Flustered][Family Drama][Amnesia][Fantasy][Necromancy][Vulnerable for Listener][CW: Mentions of MurdeAngst]
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[E] = Elwyss, the Dark Prince
[SFX: Fire crackling]
[You are meant to be resting while the wizard potters around downstairs, but it’s difficult. Instead, you creep closer enough to listen in on his incantations]
[W] “Let’s see… Memory spells, memory spells… Damnit, it is not lost on me that I cannot recall where I put the book, now stop mocking me, UNDEAD!”
[SFX: A ghostly giggle]
[W] “Listen here, if I don’t find a way to help them, the Dark Prince is going to march into the afterlife and pull his blade on you lot. Do you want that? Cause it seems like it’d be pretty embarrassing to get killed in this life and then have the same man come to do it again!”
[Pause…]
[There is a suspicious lack of giggling this time]
[W] “Mmhm, that’s what I thought. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is to have the man storm into your safe space?!”
[SFX: The door slamming open]
[E] “Edvin!”
[W] “GODS NO-! U-Uh… I mean, my Prince!”
[The wizard bows quickly, flustered]
[Pause]
[E] “Edvin, what I am about to ask you must be kept in the utmost confidence!”
[W] “Oh, do you need more of that creme? I told you, trying to fight giant scorpion women is a bad idea. The moment they realize you’re male, you know those stingers are-!”
[E] “Edvin!”
[W] “S-Sorry, my Prince. How can I assist?”
[The Dark Prince paces for a moment before he heaves a sigh:]
[E] “I… need your advice on romancing my love once more…”
[W] “...Oh. Oh!”
[SFX: The door slamming shut]
[E] “Shh! You must never speak of this.”
[W] “Yes, sire! Of course, sire!”
[The wizard stands posted, looking as though he’d rather be anywhere else]
[E] “What to do, what to do… I’ve never had to… to ‘romance’ them…”
[W] “Really?”
[The Dark Prince shoots him a look and the wizard quiets]
[W] “A-Apologies, sire. That wasn’t meant to be sarcastic… How was it you found a relationship with them in the first place?”
[Elwyss throws his hands up in frustration]
[E] “We did what we’d done since we were children - fought! All the damned time! Violently! And then that normally turned into kisses which normally led to the bedroom and then we’d be mushy in private for a few fours and then go fight other things besides each other!”
[W] “Erm-”.
[E] “I’m half-Fae and half-demon, Edvin! I am in a constant state of needing to pick a fight and/or cause havoc! But… They fear me, now… If I swagger up to them without a shirt, roll my shoulders, and ask to fight, they simply flinch now…”
[Pause…]
[He paces across the stone, arms folded behind him]
[E] “...They were always gentle if you could get them alone… If you could earn their trust. I was always the most fearful of upsetting that part of them. Edvin, you’ve wooed a partner or two, please… If you have perspective, it’d be most appreciated.”
[The wizard sighs and strokes his beard]
[W] “...I suppose I was rather the catch, in my youth. Quite frankly, your highness, being earnest is your best bet. They only know you for your legacy and, ahm, deeds…”
[E, groaning] “Those are things I’d hope to introduce last… How does one woo a partner with my legacy? “Oh, don’t mind me, I just conquered a continent, brought seven kings to their knees, slayed a fleet of dragons, and stole a Dullahan’s steed, naming it Goliath just to spite the mouthy Dullahan I slayed! And that was just the last two years! Want to kiss me, now?!”.”
[W] “Buuut… maybe they’re into that?”
[E] “...What.”
[Pause…?]
[Wait, are you into that???]
[W] “Hear me out! You have legions of men, and women, all outside and in between, and monsters that would throw themselves into your arms-”.
[E, bemused] “I do???”
[W] “Without question! Has your elder brother never shown you the letter room?”
[E] “The what???”
[SFX: The wizard walking and opening a heavy dooa LOT of paper rustling]
[Pause…]
[E] “Dear Lord! Why are all of them coated in lipstick? That can’t be good for the parchment, certainly?”
[The wizard retrieves a letter at random and opens it]
[W] “Let’s see…”
[SFX: The letter being opened]
[W] “Ahem… “O’, Dark Prince. You are in my dreams every night, looming over my bed with a malevolent smirk, flexing those subtle muscles, and demanding I strip”.”
[E, flustered] “I most certainly am not!”
[W] ““I pray that you will allow me to carry your offspring-””.
[Pause]
[E] “STOP! STOP AT ONCE! Gods above, that woman is going to get herself killed thinking like that! What if a werewolf is looming over their bed?”
[The wizard squints at the paper for a moment]
[W] “Well, I imagine he’d be into that. His name is Steve, apparently.”
[E] “I’m sorry, but he mentioned ‘offspring’. How would…?”
[W] “Well, the spell is rather simple if you-”.
[Elwyss holds up a desperate hand and the wizard pauses]
[E] “...Stop! I… I don’t think I want to know. Now.”
[W] “I’ll bookmark it for your reading later, sire… But, if you found each other over the years through combat, how was it you found each other when they were in their calmer, more vulnerable state?”
[The Prince pauses with a sigh]
[E] “...I… spoke with them freely. I trusted them with my most vulnerable secrets, things I had never told anyone else. I expected them to mock me for my weakness, but… they simply smiled and told me they were glad we were friends…Glad that I would be their husband…”
[His voice catches and, for half a second, you think he’s about to weep. He seems to choke it back, however]
[E] “...I told them of my brother’s disdain for me…and mine for him. Riess, the half-angel and half-Fae prince. Angelic, beloved, and betrothed to my love’s older sister, Maeve. His mother was always treated better than my own… Rest her soul.”
[Pause…]
[W, surprised] “I… I’m so sorry, highness… I didn’t realize things were so sour between the two of you. I knew things were tense, especially given what happened to your fiance…”
[Pause…]
[E, bitter] “Neither of them have even come rushing to visit, despite them being with us once more… Riess knows he can’t take me in battle, and it infuriates him and Father both. I can only imagine that is where the muddled waters of my family tree’s hatred comes from. Like always, it is just us here to pick up the pieces… except, now, I am alone without their guidance…”
[W, concerned] “...My Prince, you… You look like you’re having trouble breathing…”
[E, voice small] “I am alone…”
[...]
[SFX: The Listener walking forward]
[Both men jump as you present yourself]
[W] “GAH! How are you so sneaky?!”
[E] “M-My love! I… We didn’t expect you to join us…”
[Pause…]
[W] “...You were listening the whole time, weren’t you?”
[E] “...No.”
[Pause.]
[E, with a facepalm] “Nooo….”
[W] “Beans.”
[Pause?]
[The Prince tenses as you approach him and offer your hand]
[E] “...You… offer your hand?”
[Pause?]
[He laughs sheepishly and takes your hand gently]
[E] “Perhaps I should be asking you what you want, hm? You know, when you phrase it like that, it seems so simple…”
[W] “Certainly more simple than hedging bets on them loving danger. I, uh… I’ll go ahead and close off the letter room. Some of the letters in there are so degenerate that I think it’d make even you blush, my Prince.”
[Pause?]
[E & W, in sync] “No you cannot read the letters.”
[Pause!]
[Elwyss chuckles a little]
[E] “They have us there, Edvin. They are royalty, too.”
[W, with a sigh] “...Fine. If you two want to make a night of it, I’ll have supper sent up with some wine. I am NOT responsible for any disturbing nightmares you get as a result, however.”
[SFX: Edvin hurrying off/the door opening and closing]
[...Pause]
[E] “...He did just set us up on a date and then scurry off like a scared mouse, yes.”
[...Pause]
[E, a bit happy] “I like him, too. He’s always been silly… but I have to scare him a little. If I don’t, he thinks it’s OK to secretly make my horns glitter when he thinks I don’t notice. Or he turns the tufts of my ears pink…”
[Pause?]
[E] “Yes, he did it before I went to face King Aramis. Not going to lie, running an immortal Lich through and having his dying words being “Pfft, nice ears” has pissed me off for five years straight now.”
[Pause]
[The Prince shoots you a look but it’s less frightening this time. More like having a very, very scary friend]
[Pause]
[E] “If I do end up in Hell, I’m going to find him, run him through again, and shout, “PFFT NICE EXPOSED RIBCAGE!”. Asshole.”
[Pause <3]
[He chuckles again, eyes warm]
[E] “...No, I can’t say I’m in a hurry to get there. To be honest, right now, I’d give anything just to stay in this moment… Just so I could cherish you again. But… a night you’ll give me freely is more than enough.”
[He glances toward the mountain of letters with an exasperated sigh]
[E] “...even if it is going to involve me being humiliated to Hell and back.”
[Pause]
[SFX: The fire crackling and paper rustling as the scene fades out]
[To be continued]
2023.06.06 12:22 yerederetaliria Our first date
Intro:https://www.reddit.com/yandere/comments/142b5vq/irl_yandere_couple_experiences/
I don’t know where to begin. I’m leaving out the six months of me stalking and the events that led up to our first date which are interesting. The IRL request was for our interactions. The date was not natural but orchestrated. This is our first "date." The date was setting him up on my behalf. He was under the impression that he was supporting the campus club we had been attending. I had been stalking him for six months and finally asked for some help.
Jenny and John were a couple and engaged to be married after graduation. They were Srs at Colo St Uni and they were leaders in IVCF, the large campus club Finnian and I attended. They were in charge of parties/activities and they had, with the help of other campuses, organized a St Valentine's Day dance. Jenny was an Education major who liked to play matchmaker and John was a Music major who played DJ in his spare time. Jenny and I were friends, not close, but she was more than willing to help me connect with Finnian. She didn't know I was his stalker and obsessed with him but she found out as our relationship progressed. She and I actually sat down, chatted and put together a plan. John and Finnian were casual friends because he and John shared music interests, specifically classical music. They would chat about all kinds of music. He had lunch with John one day and Jenny tagged along and turned the lunch into an interview and made Finnian promise to attend the dance. Finnian’s wingman, Brad bailed on him at the last moment. We all attended Colo St Uni, Fort Collins, and the dance was held at UNColo, Greeley. The group was carpooling and we met at a central parking lot on campus. Finnian volunteered to drive but Jenny insisted he was to ride with her and John. I had no car and was waiting in their backseat, this was a kind of double date. I believe in “Love at first sight” and “Divine appointments” and I feel we experienced both.
I remember waiting such a long time for Finnian to show and when Jenny saw him she signaled him and I felt my heart would climb out of my chest. I remember that he and Jenny bickered over the fact that he could drive people and she essentially pushed him into the back seat of their Honda Civic. After he sat down he said something to John in the driver's seat who remained silent. I leaned into Finnian and introduced myself. I was very assertive and scooted close to him, extending my hand to shake his and I awkwardly didn't let go of his hand. Finnian remembers that he felt backed up against the door and he was irritated at Brad, Jenny, John, the car, everything but as I leaned in I certainly gave him that uncanny stare because he forgot all about being irritated. He felt confused more than anything. He also remembers shifting me back so he could sit properly and that I just came forward again. So there we were in the back seat of a car on the way to Greeley with a half hour to kill. I was wearing a black Bohemian style dress with lace sleeves fitted at the top. He remembers that I wore amber jewelry because the jewelry accented my eyes which are green with an orange ring and my darker hair and dress made them glimmer. I remember he was nicely dressed, you know, a sports jacket and white shirt. He had this blue metallic tie on that made his eyes even bluer and hair blonder. I also remember at one point taking his arm and he was so tight and firm. He wasn't huge but he was toned. Like I said we had a 1/2 hr talk on the way to UNColo and the conversation happened immediately. We had too many things in common. In fact I'll talk about the set up to the date and conversation another time. The point is that we disappeared into conversation and barely acknowledged our hosts. Of course I continued to traditionally flirt with him by preening, touching him, leaning into him, complimenting him. Most of this was excitement on my part because I could tell we were meant for each other and in that little half an hour ride I was already confirming ideas in my head that we were going to take this to the next level. Remember, I said long term. I have the habit of elevating our relationship so what was a meeting turned into a date and a date turned into exclusive dating then girlfriend then wife. That ride was fantastic and we had a hard time not talking, both of us. I was absolutely floored that he knew conversational Spanish so we entered into bilingual territory on day one (we are now both bilingual).
Understand that we were not on a formal date and that I was just some woman he had met so when we arrived his assumption was, "thanks for the ride, John, I'll find my way around from here." I intercepted him and took him by his arm, I really wanted to walk into the venue with him. I desperately wanted us to be seen together, this has always been important to me. I still do this “I’m his” behavior. I began to completely monopolize his time. I was already starting to be seen as clingy and possessive and we weren’t officially together. He was tolerant and flattered and confused. Unfortunately, I don't remember why but we separated early on in the evening. I found him at a table chatting with a couple of guys he knew. He remembers that one of them was Eric. Eric had flirted with me months before and I clearly had shown no interest in him. I was already stalking Finnian by the time Eric had shown interest in me. I actually have no memory of it and my roommate Audrey later pointed it out to me. I learned my obsession caused me to actually block out people and events. I do not remember what Finnian was talking about or to who or why or any of that but he remembers me constantly interrupting them asking Finnian to dance. He remembers actually asking me if I needed to practice dance with him and that I reacted sorely. He remembers that I would alternate between sitting very very close to him and far away from Eric and me getting up to ask to dance for the next song. He also said that I started holding his hand and tugging on his wrist to get him to the dance floor. He clearly didn't want to dance but I won out when the music changed a little.
I got him to dance with me and he told me that he'll never forget how thrilled I looked and that we started to dance before getting all the way to the floor. He told me that the uncanny look I sometimes flash is often when I am thrilled. I remember that I turned him so he could only see me and not other dancers and not his little group of friends. This worked because we never saw them again until weeks later. This was 1999 and the music was a mixture of 80s and 90s with a mixture of pop, rock, alternative, Christian and rap. John had obviously influenced the DJ to play for this particular crowd. I remember that Finnian really tuned into the music we danced to and he later admitted that it was a "safe" place for him mentally. I do not intend on making him look like he was stupid or naiive it’s just that he had some bad experiences in the past and he was desperately trying to be “in control.” I was alternately smothering and backing off but from this point on I wouldn't let go until later. Neither one of us are great dancers but I was really turned on by how well we danced together. I loved touching him and he was trying so hard to be a gentleman. I also liked to direct his hands where I wanted them. This was me communicating and almost compulsively touching his hands. He remembered that his wrists were sore after that night which means that I was quite grabby. Some songs I wanted his hands on my waist and a few times I specifically directed him to put his hands on my hips. I wanted him to know that I was interested all around romantically in him. We slowed danced and fast danced for most of the night. The man typically leads while dancing but I would periodically resist going in a direction because I was trying to keep us isolated or uninterrupted from others. I do not remember what we talked about other than the songs playing and what to do while dancing. We were pretty much just being physical. At one point this song was played and I remember he said he liked it. It had a unique theme. This is important because I would use it later in a confession of sorts and it would become one of our songs. We found even more in common like our taste in music which leans towards alternative.
Eventually we both really needed the bathroom and a break so I told him I’d meet him at the punch bowl. He didn’t show and I started frantically searching for him. After a few minutes I saw him outside in a patio garden area. This was a student center. So I followed him outside and he greeted me warmly and he pointed out some stars. We stargazed a little while. He has an interest in astronomy. There were fire pits and somebody was lighting them and we could still hear the music softly. He pointed out the planet Mars and I pretended I couldn’t find it. This was intentional. I wanted him to put his arms around me and point so I could look down his arm and rub up into him. He did that and I responded and when he put his arm down I quickly turned around, pressed into him, stared straight into his eyes. Then I said, “don’t run from me, I love you, I will follow you anywhere under the Milky Way.” Then we leaned into each other and kissed for a very long time. I don’t remember how I actually said the words and neither did he because it was rather dreamlike. He heard what I said and he said the phrase didn’t bother him. The following part didn’t seem serious to him until a week later. I was serious about it. Months later he told me that he made the decision to date me on the patio when he was alone. He thought it through and he felt that there were too many things happening in favor of us. He also told me that the fire from the fire pits made my eyes flash and it was very surreal. We went back inside, slowly danced and found a lonely corner to quietly talk. Eventually, we met Jenny and John near the door and I remember that Finnian was holding my hand. Jenny said that since we are hitting it off so well that tomorrow we can double date and go see an indie band at Avogadro’s Number, a local club. I answered for both of us a little too eagerly. Jenny later told me that he and I were “electric” that night. She also met a friend from UNColo who asked how long we had been dating to which she replied, “first date.” Her friend responded as if Jenny was fibbing. We drove home and we got caught up and started kissing again but we stopped when we heard that Jenny and John noticed. I could barely sleep that night. I was high.
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I don’t know where to begin. I’m leaving out the six months of me stalking and the events that led up to our first date which are interesting. The IRL request was for our interactions. The date was not natural but orchestrated. This is our first "date." The date was setting him up on my behalf. He was under the impression that he was supporting the campus club we had been attending. I had been stalking him for six months and finally asked for some help.
Jenny and John were a couple and engaged to be married after graduation. They were Srs at Colo St Uni and they were leaders in IVCF, the large campus club Finnian and I attended. They were in charge of parties/activities and they had, with the help of other campuses, organized a St Valentine's Day dance. Jenny was an Education major who liked to play matchmaker and John was a Music major who played DJ in his spare time. Jenny and I were friends, not close, but she was more than willing to help me connect with Finnian. She didn't know I was his stalker and obsessed with him but she found out as our relationship progressed. She and I actually sat down, chatted and put together a plan. John and Finnian were casual friends because he and John shared music interests, specifically classical music. They would chat about all kinds of music. He had lunch with John one day and Jenny tagged along and turned the lunch into an interview and made Finnian promise to attend the dance. Finnian’s wingman, Brad bailed on him at the last moment. We all attended Colo St Uni, Fort Collins, and the dance was held at UNColo, Greeley. The group was carpooling and we met at a central parking lot on campus. Finnian volunteered to drive but Jenny insisted he was to ride with her and John. I had no car and was waiting in their backseat, this was a kind of double date. I believe in “Love at first sight” and “Divine appointments” and I feel we experienced both.
I remember waiting such a long time for Finnian to show and when Jenny saw him she signaled him and I felt my heart would climb out of my chest. I remember that he and Jenny bickered over the fact that he could drive people and she essentially pushed him into the back seat of their Honda Civic. After he sat down he said something to John in the driver's seat who remained silent. I leaned into Finnian and introduced myself. I was very assertive and scooted close to him, extending my hand to shake his and I awkwardly didn't let go of his hand. Finnian remembers that he felt backed up against the door and he was irritated at Brad, Jenny, John, the car, everything but as I leaned in I certainly gave him that uncanny stare because he forgot all about being irritated. He felt confused more than anything. He also remembers shifting me back so he could sit properly and that I just came forward again. So there we were in the back seat of a car on the way to Greeley with a half hour to kill. I was wearing a black Bohemian style dress with lace sleeves fitted at the top. He remembers that I wore amber jewelry because the jewelry accented my eyes which are green with an orange ring and my darker hair and dress made them glimmer. I remember he was nicely dressed, you know, a sports jacket and white shirt. He had this blue metallic tie on that made his eyes even bluer and hair blonder. I also remember at one point taking his arm and he was so tight and firm. He wasn't huge but he was toned. Like I said we had a 1/2 hr talk on the way to UNColo and the conversation happened immediately. We had too many things in common. In fact I'll talk about the set up to the date and conversation another time. The point is that we disappeared into conversation and barely acknowledged our hosts. Of course I continued to traditionally flirt with him by preening, touching him, leaning into him, complimenting him. Most of this was excitement on my part because I could tell we were meant for each other and in that little half an hour ride I was already confirming ideas in my head that we were going to take this to the next level. Remember, I said long term. I have the habit of elevating our relationship so what was a meeting turned into a date and a date turned into exclusive dating then girlfriend then wife. That ride was fantastic and we had a hard time not talking, both of us. I was absolutely floored that he knew conversational Spanish so we entered into bilingual territory on day one (we are now both bilingual).
Understand that we were not on a formal date and that I was just some woman he had met so when we arrived his assumption was, "thanks for the ride, John, I'll find my way around from here." I intercepted him and took him by his arm, I really wanted to walk into the venue with him. I desperately wanted us to be seen together, this has always been important to me. I still do this “I’m his” behavior. I began to completely monopolize his time. I was already starting to be seen as clingy and possessive and we weren’t officially together. He was tolerant and flattered and confused. Unfortunately, I don't remember why but we separated early on in the evening. I found him at a table chatting with a couple of guys he knew. He remembers that one of them was Eric. Eric had flirted with me months before and I clearly had shown no interest in him. I was already stalking Finnian by the time Eric had shown interest in me. I actually have no memory of it and my roommate Audrey later pointed it out to me. I learned my obsession caused me to actually block out people and events. I do not remember what Finnian was talking about or to who or why or any of that but he remembers me constantly interrupting them asking Finnian to dance. He remembers actually asking me if I needed to practice dance with him and that I reacted sorely. He remembers that I would alternate between sitting very very close to him and far away from Eric and me getting up to ask to dance for the next song. He also said that I started holding his hand and tugging on his wrist to get him to the dance floor. He clearly didn't want to dance but I won out when the music changed a little.
I got him to dance with me and he told me that he'll never forget how thrilled I looked and that we started to dance before getting all the way to the floor. He told me that the uncanny look I sometimes flash is often when I am thrilled. I remember that I turned him so he could only see me and not other dancers and not his little group of friends. This worked because we never saw them again until weeks later. This was 1999 and the music was a mixture of 80s and 90s with a mixture of pop, rock, alternative, Christian and rap. John had obviously influenced the DJ to play for this particular crowd. I remember that Finnian really tuned into the music we danced to and he later admitted that it was a "safe" place for him mentally. I do not intend on making him look like he was stupid or naiive it’s just that he had some bad experiences in the past and he was desperately trying to be “in control.” I was alternately smothering and backing off but from this point on I wouldn't let go until later. Neither one of us are great dancers but I was really turned on by how well we danced together. I loved touching him and he was trying so hard to be a gentleman. I also liked to direct his hands where I wanted them. This was me communicating and almost compulsively touching his hands. He remembered that his wrists were sore after that night which means that I was quite grabby. Some songs I wanted his hands on my waist and a few times I specifically directed him to put his hands on my hips. I wanted him to know that I was interested all around romantically in him. We slowed danced and fast danced for most of the night. The man typically leads while dancing but I would periodically resist going in a direction because I was trying to keep us isolated or uninterrupted from others. I do not remember what we talked about other than the songs playing and what to do while dancing. We were pretty much just being physical. At one point this song was played and I remember he said he liked it. It had a unique theme. This is important because I would use it later in a confession of sorts and it would become one of our songs. We found even more in common like our taste in music which leans towards alternative.
Eventually we both really needed the bathroom and a break so I told him I’d meet him at the punch bowl. He didn’t show and I started frantically searching for him. After a few minutes I saw him outside in a patio garden area. This was a student center. So I followed him outside and he greeted me warmly and he pointed out some stars. We stargazed a little while. He has an interest in astronomy. There were fire pits and somebody was lighting them and we could still hear the music softly. He pointed out the planet Mars and I pretended I couldn’t find it. This was intentional. I wanted him to put his arms around me and point so I could look down his arm and rub up into him. He did that and I responded and when he put his arm down I quickly turned around, pressed into him, stared straight into his eyes. Then I said, “don’t run from me, I love you, I will follow you anywhere under the Milky Way.” Then we leaned into each other and kissed for a very long time. I don’t remember how I actually said the words and neither did he because it was rather dreamlike. He heard what I said and he said the phrase didn’t bother him. The following part didn’t seem serious to him until a week later. I was serious about it. Months later he told me that he made the decision to date me on the patio when he was alone. He thought it through and he felt that there were too many things happening in favor of us. He also told me that the fire from the fire pits made my eyes flash and it was very surreal. We went back inside, slowly danced and found a lonely corner to quietly talk. Eventually, we met Jenny and John near the door and I remember that Finnian was holding my hand. Jenny said that since we are hitting it off so well that tomorrow we can double date and go see an indie band at Avogadro’s Number, a local club. I answered for both of us a little too eagerly. Jenny later told me that he and I were “electric” that night. She also met a friend from UNColo who asked how long we had been dating to which she replied, “first date.” Her friend responded as if Jenny was fibbing. We drove home and we got caught up and started kissing again but we stopped when we heard that Jenny and John noticed. I could barely sleep that night. I was high.
2023.06.06 12:12 yerederetaliria IRL Yandere couple experiences
People have asked for IRL "wholesome yandere" stories/experiences told from the yandere or target's viewpoint.
I understand that these terms are applied to fictional tropes and I also understand by studying literature that authors use real life as inspiration. I am real and you can see a censored pic of us on my profile. I actually identify as yeredere, people may agree or disagree it doesn't matter. I consider him a “kuudere.” I’ve used this Website to attempt to “objectively” measure traits. That is another discussion. A lover that behaves in the most extreme violent way is unlikely and often lands people in jail which does not enable long term relationships. I wanted a long term relationship. Long term is an understatement and I continue to publicly express our relationship in terms of the eternal.
Memory is funny. We remember different details and we forget important parts. We remember odd things like the minty smell of his breath and his velvety firm touch and he remembers the contrasting heat of a fire pit with the cold night air during our first kiss. I have kept a journal since age 10 and my writing about him the first year was excessive so I will use some entries. I would rather be accurate than turn this into fan fiction but I will throw in odd details and try to convey the “energy” of the moment because, to be honest, we had a reputation.
First Date
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I understand that these terms are applied to fictional tropes and I also understand by studying literature that authors use real life as inspiration. I am real and you can see a censored pic of us on my profile. I actually identify as yeredere, people may agree or disagree it doesn't matter. I consider him a “kuudere.” I’ve used this Website to attempt to “objectively” measure traits. That is another discussion. A lover that behaves in the most extreme violent way is unlikely and often lands people in jail which does not enable long term relationships. I wanted a long term relationship. Long term is an understatement and I continue to publicly express our relationship in terms of the eternal.
Memory is funny. We remember different details and we forget important parts. We remember odd things like the minty smell of his breath and his velvety firm touch and he remembers the contrasting heat of a fire pit with the cold night air during our first kiss. I have kept a journal since age 10 and my writing about him the first year was excessive so I will use some entries. I would rather be accurate than turn this into fan fiction but I will throw in odd details and try to convey the “energy” of the moment because, to be honest, we had a reputation.
First Date
2023.06.05 21:53 ItsEsmeJones [MFMM4F] Must Love Dogs Pt. 3 [Bi Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Dysfunctional Family Speakers x3][Mistreated Listener][Boyfriend Material][Family Drama][SPICY][Flirting][Saving Listener][VERY Protective][Comfort][Rapidly Escalating Yandere][Mild Angst][Stargazing][CW: Violence/Narcissistic Family]
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Context: You are one of a set of twins, and your family has never made it hidden that they like your brother more. You've been mistreated most of your life, but you'd hoped you could have one birthday celebration on your terms. Naturally, your brother has ruined your night. It seems like someone besides you might have taken offense to that... and did something about it. You couldn't help but repay him with a date. He gave the necklace your twin stole as collateral to you since you asked nicely...and he's crazy about you.
Setting: Your family home
Tags:[MFMM4F][Bi Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Dysfunctional Family Speakers x3][Mistreated Listener][Boyfriend Material][Family Drama][SPICY][Flirting][Saving Listener][VERY Protective][Comfort][Rapidly Escalating Yandere][Mild Angst][Stargazing][CW: Violence/Narcissistic Family]
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[Z] = Zach, your slightly crazy love interest. Danger himbo
[M] = Judith, your mother
[B] = Chris, your twin brother
[F] = Dale, your father
[Scene opens outside of your family home]
[SFX: A motorcycle petering to a stop]
[Zach stops in front of your family house on his motorcycle. He parks it and helps you out of the sidecar]
[Z] “Welp… Here we are. Your family home, right?”
[Pause…]
[SFX: The necklace rattling in your hand]
[Z] “...I know you want to return the necklace and all, but… are you sure you don’t want me there with you? I’ve got a bad feeling that it’s going to go poorly with your brother there.”
[Pause]
[He gives you a little pout]
[Z] “Of course, I worry about you… Look, I know we’ve been on a grand total of one date, but… I worry about you is all. I worry about all good people trapped in a family of shitty people…”
[Pause]
[He sighs and pulls you into a hug]
[Z] “...Fine. I’ll give you some space for you to deal with it. I know you’re strong. I get it.”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Yeah, yeah… I’ll catch you later. Please just text me when you’re done here, OK?”
[Pause]
[He nods once more and waits until you’re at the door before he speeds off]
[SFX: A motorcycle speeding off/pause/the front door opening]
[You wait until Zach is gone before entering your old family home. It isn’t long before your mother comes to greet you]
[M] “Oh, well, look who could be bothered to show up, at last! I can’t believe you ducked out on your own birthday party!”
[...]
[M] “The diner? No, no, your brother said it was taking place here, and, well, given that everyone else showed up here, I’m inclined to believe him.”
[...]
[Your brother pads around the corner, just as immediately annoyed by your presence as you are by his]
[B] “Pfft, look who could be bothered to show up?”
[Pause?]
[He glares at you]
[M] “Young lady, you be nice! Your brother went through a harrowing call last night!”
[Pause]
[B, frowning] “... What do you mean ‘you know’? You weren’t even supposed to be here…”
[Pause]
[M] “You have something for me? Well, hold on, you haven’t said hello to your father.”
[...Pause.]
[Your father glances over the top of his paper with a grunt]
[F] “Mmhm.”
[SFX: The necklace rattling]
[You produce the necklace and hold it out to your mother. She lets out a gasp, completely ignoring you as you try to explain]
[M] “My necklace!”
[B, quiet] “Oh no…”
[Pause]
[M] “...So, it was you that stole the necklace?”
[Pause?!]
[You look at her in disbelief and bring up the call]
[B] “Pfft, the call was clearly you using your drug dealer of a boyfriend to intimidate me so that you could cover up for it! And cover up for your own addiction!”
[...]
[SFX: The necklace getting thrown to the ground]
[Pause!!]
[M, gasping] “Young lady! Throwing it to the ground is uncalled for!”
[PAUSE!!!]
[Your family seems taken aback as you explode at them, years of pent-up anger hurled their way. You expect them to yell back, as they always did… What you don’t expect is your brother to grab you around the neck and pin you to the floor]
[SFX: Chris pinning the Listener to the ground]
[B] “Shut up! Shut the fuck up!”
[M] “C-Chris! You’re choking your sister, stop it! Henry, for the love of God-!”
[SFX: The Listener and Chris struggling]
[F] “...The girl started this fight and stole your necklace. Chris is just making her answer for it.”
[B] “Godamn right! Admit it! Admit you stole the necklace and I’ll let go!”
[SFX: More struggling]
[It’s getting harder to think, no matter how you try and kick free. He isn’t playing this time. He aims to kill you…]
[...]
[M] “Stop, stop, she’s turning blue! Henry!”
[Your father stays silent. What else is new…]
[B] “Damnit, just confess-!”
[...]
[You’d rather fucking die at this point]
[M] “Chris!!”
[SFX: The door getting punched in]
[Your entire family stops dead as Zach outright punches through the front door and tosses it aside]
[F, livid] “Who the fuck do you th-?!”
[Your father’s protest turns into a wheeze as Zach charges forward and gets him around the neck]
[Pause!]
[M] “Henry!”
[B] “O-Oh…”
[You exchange looks with your twin and he quickly releases you from the stranglehold he had on you]
[Pause…]
[Z, a little crazed] “Yeah… I’m glad I didn’t listen to you either, Sweets.”
[A wicked smile carves into his face]
[Z] “So, what’s up, guys?! Having a nice night?!”
[M, sobbing] “Stop! You’re killing my husband!”
[Z] “Doing you a FUCKING FAVOR THEN, AREN’T I?!”
[Your mother yelps and practically scurries back from Zach’s rage. Zach turns and stares your brother down, eyes almost as red as his hair]
[Z] “What’s up, Chris?!”
[B] “U-Um… n-not much. Z-Zach. Sir.”
[Z] “Yeah? Cause I think I saw you trying to strangle your sister.”
[B] “U-Um…”
[Z] “And making up some dumb ass lies about you not stealing that necklace and not being the one with a nasty little addiction?”
[B] “A-Ah…”
[...]
[At your comment, Zach immediately drops your father on the ground and hurries to you]
[SFX: Your Dad groaning as he’s dropped and Zach crossing the threshold]
[Z, gentle] “...That’s gonna bruise your poor neck… Oh, Sweets… Don’t worry, koʻu aloha.”
[...Pause?]
[He turns red, taken aback]
[Z] “My Dad was Hawaiian, yeah… Man, of all the people, how come you’re the one that had to know what that meant?!”
[...Pause <3]
[He pouts]
[Z] “...Yes, it means ‘my love’. Man… Everyone’s gonna know I’m crazy for you now, you know?”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Pfft, they can call the cops, if they want. It’d be a shame if they found out the nice, God-fearing family, the pinnacle of the community, no less, had a patriarch with a gambling addiction, a matriarch that steals from the church potluck, and a son that steals from little old ladies who steal from church potlucks. That’d be wild, wouldn’t it?”
[M, still sobbing] “You animal!”
[Zach wheels around on her so suddenly that she yelps, grinning in her face]
[Z] “Oh, I know you aren’t passing judgment on me, Judith. You purse-sneaking, coward-ass, shit-talking obsessed with thrifting dolls and postcards cause you want so bad to be quirky, can’t make a single quilt without fucking it up, hoarding-ass, bike-breaking, day-time TV-believing marry Dr. Fucking Feel why don’t you BITCH!”
[...Pause]
[Your mother gawps at him silently, pale as paper]
[Z] “Oh and let’s not forget good ol’ Dale over here. Mr. Vroom Vroom look at my truck, I bet it could run over a whole pride parade basic-bitch gun having little mini-masculinity can’t believe he can’t catch the eye of any of these blue-hair-havin’ daddy issue sportin’ girls put it all on red at the casino DICK!”
[...]
[<3]
[Zach picks you up with no effort, princess-style]
[Z] “Here’s what’s going to happen, Family O’ Fucks. Chris, you’re going to have my 10k by the end of the month. I don’t care how you get it, you’re getting it to me. You can hand it to me directly, or you assholes can find a shred of decency and apologize to the one good person in this hive of shitheads. Put it toward therapy. Make it up to them. And remember… if I catch you slacking, their big, scary friend will find you.”
[Pause]
[You whisper something in his ear and he turns red, eyes lighting up with delight]
[Z] “R-Really?”
[Pause <3]
[He laughs and grins at your family]
[Z] “If I catch you slacking, their big, scary boyfriend will find you. You got any possessions here you need, Sweet Girl?”
[Pause]
[Z] “Good. Then let’s get out of this shit pit. Animal boy, out.”
[With that, he marches out of the now-dead-silent house with you and plops you gently in the passenger car of his motorcycle]
[Pause…]
[Z] “So… Pancakes?”
[Pause <3]
[Again, he turns red]
[Z] “Ohohoho! Pancakes and then sexy times! Yes ma’am!”
[SFX: The motorcycle peeling out and Zach laughing with his standard batshit insane excitement]
[To be continued]
—----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Note: Never engage Zach in a roast session, he will murder you.
submitted by ItsEsmeJones to ASMRScriptHaven [link] [comments]
Setting: Your family home
Tags:[MFMM4F][Bi Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Dysfunctional Family Speakers x3][Mistreated Listener][Boyfriend Material][Family Drama][SPICY][Flirting][Saving Listener][VERY Protective][Comfort][Rapidly Escalating Yandere][Mild Angst][Stargazing][CW: Violence/Narcissistic Family]
Usage: You may tweak or record this script. Gender flipping is OK! Please credit me if you use this script in any of your projects. If you would like to use this script for a paywalled recording, please note:
Monetization: All forms of monetization are OK with me! Youtube, Patreon, etc. I would appreciate being able to listen to the recording, if possible. Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you!
[M] = Judith, your mother
[B] = Chris, your twin brother
[F] = Dale, your father
[SFX: A motorcycle petering to a stop]
[Zach stops in front of your family house on his motorcycle. He parks it and helps you out of the sidecar]
[Z] “Welp… Here we are. Your family home, right?”
[Pause…]
[SFX: The necklace rattling in your hand]
[Z] “...I know you want to return the necklace and all, but… are you sure you don’t want me there with you? I’ve got a bad feeling that it’s going to go poorly with your brother there.”
[Pause]
[He gives you a little pout]
[Z] “Of course, I worry about you… Look, I know we’ve been on a grand total of one date, but… I worry about you is all. I worry about all good people trapped in a family of shitty people…”
[Pause]
[He sighs and pulls you into a hug]
[Z] “...Fine. I’ll give you some space for you to deal with it. I know you’re strong. I get it.”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Yeah, yeah… I’ll catch you later. Please just text me when you’re done here, OK?”
[Pause]
[He nods once more and waits until you’re at the door before he speeds off]
[SFX: A motorcycle speeding off/pause/the front door opening]
[You wait until Zach is gone before entering your old family home. It isn’t long before your mother comes to greet you]
[M] “Oh, well, look who could be bothered to show up, at last! I can’t believe you ducked out on your own birthday party!”
[...]
[M] “The diner? No, no, your brother said it was taking place here, and, well, given that everyone else showed up here, I’m inclined to believe him.”
[...]
[Your brother pads around the corner, just as immediately annoyed by your presence as you are by his]
[B] “Pfft, look who could be bothered to show up?”
[Pause?]
[He glares at you]
[M] “Young lady, you be nice! Your brother went through a harrowing call last night!”
[Pause]
[B, frowning] “... What do you mean ‘you know’? You weren’t even supposed to be here…”
[Pause]
[M] “You have something for me? Well, hold on, you haven’t said hello to your father.”
[...Pause.]
[Your father glances over the top of his paper with a grunt]
[F] “Mmhm.”
[SFX: The necklace rattling]
[You produce the necklace and hold it out to your mother. She lets out a gasp, completely ignoring you as you try to explain]
[M] “My necklace!”
[B, quiet] “Oh no…”
[Pause]
[M] “...So, it was you that stole the necklace?”
[Pause?!]
[You look at her in disbelief and bring up the call]
[B] “Pfft, the call was clearly you using your drug dealer of a boyfriend to intimidate me so that you could cover up for it! And cover up for your own addiction!”
[...]
[SFX: The necklace getting thrown to the ground]
[Pause!!]
[M, gasping] “Young lady! Throwing it to the ground is uncalled for!”
[PAUSE!!!]
[Your family seems taken aback as you explode at them, years of pent-up anger hurled their way. You expect them to yell back, as they always did… What you don’t expect is your brother to grab you around the neck and pin you to the floor]
[SFX: Chris pinning the Listener to the ground]
[B] “Shut up! Shut the fuck up!”
[M] “C-Chris! You’re choking your sister, stop it! Henry, for the love of God-!”
[SFX: The Listener and Chris struggling]
[F] “...The girl started this fight and stole your necklace. Chris is just making her answer for it.”
[B] “Godamn right! Admit it! Admit you stole the necklace and I’ll let go!”
[SFX: More struggling]
[It’s getting harder to think, no matter how you try and kick free. He isn’t playing this time. He aims to kill you…]
[...]
[M] “Stop, stop, she’s turning blue! Henry!”
[Your father stays silent. What else is new…]
[B] “Damnit, just confess-!”
[...]
[You’d rather fucking die at this point]
[M] “Chris!!”
[SFX: The door getting punched in]
[Your entire family stops dead as Zach outright punches through the front door and tosses it aside]
[F, livid] “Who the fuck do you th-?!”
[Your father’s protest turns into a wheeze as Zach charges forward and gets him around the neck]
[Pause!]
[M] “Henry!”
[B] “O-Oh…”
[You exchange looks with your twin and he quickly releases you from the stranglehold he had on you]
[Pause…]
[Z, a little crazed] “Yeah… I’m glad I didn’t listen to you either, Sweets.”
[A wicked smile carves into his face]
[Z] “So, what’s up, guys?! Having a nice night?!”
[M, sobbing] “Stop! You’re killing my husband!”
[Z] “Doing you a FUCKING FAVOR THEN, AREN’T I?!”
[Your mother yelps and practically scurries back from Zach’s rage. Zach turns and stares your brother down, eyes almost as red as his hair]
[Z] “What’s up, Chris?!”
[B] “U-Um… n-not much. Z-Zach. Sir.”
[Z] “Yeah? Cause I think I saw you trying to strangle your sister.”
[B] “U-Um…”
[Z] “And making up some dumb ass lies about you not stealing that necklace and not being the one with a nasty little addiction?”
[B] “A-Ah…”
[...]
[At your comment, Zach immediately drops your father on the ground and hurries to you]
[SFX: Your Dad groaning as he’s dropped and Zach crossing the threshold]
[Z, gentle] “...That’s gonna bruise your poor neck… Oh, Sweets… Don’t worry, koʻu aloha.”
[...Pause?]
[He turns red, taken aback]
[Z] “My Dad was Hawaiian, yeah… Man, of all the people, how come you’re the one that had to know what that meant?!”
[...Pause <3]
[He pouts]
[Z] “...Yes, it means ‘my love’. Man… Everyone’s gonna know I’m crazy for you now, you know?”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Pfft, they can call the cops, if they want. It’d be a shame if they found out the nice, God-fearing family, the pinnacle of the community, no less, had a patriarch with a gambling addiction, a matriarch that steals from the church potluck, and a son that steals from little old ladies who steal from church potlucks. That’d be wild, wouldn’t it?”
[M, still sobbing] “You animal!”
[Zach wheels around on her so suddenly that she yelps, grinning in her face]
[Z] “Oh, I know you aren’t passing judgment on me, Judith. You purse-sneaking, coward-ass, shit-talking obsessed with thrifting dolls and postcards cause you want so bad to be quirky, can’t make a single quilt without fucking it up, hoarding-ass, bike-breaking, day-time TV-believing marry Dr. Fucking Feel why don’t you BITCH!”
[...Pause]
[Your mother gawps at him silently, pale as paper]
[Z] “Oh and let’s not forget good ol’ Dale over here. Mr. Vroom Vroom look at my truck, I bet it could run over a whole pride parade basic-bitch gun having little mini-masculinity can’t believe he can’t catch the eye of any of these blue-hair-havin’ daddy issue sportin’ girls put it all on red at the casino DICK!”
[...]
[<3]
[Zach picks you up with no effort, princess-style]
[Z] “Here’s what’s going to happen, Family O’ Fucks. Chris, you’re going to have my 10k by the end of the month. I don’t care how you get it, you’re getting it to me. You can hand it to me directly, or you assholes can find a shred of decency and apologize to the one good person in this hive of shitheads. Put it toward therapy. Make it up to them. And remember… if I catch you slacking, their big, scary friend will find you.”
[Pause]
[You whisper something in his ear and he turns red, eyes lighting up with delight]
[Z] “R-Really?”
[Pause <3]
[He laughs and grins at your family]
[Z] “If I catch you slacking, their big, scary boyfriend will find you. You got any possessions here you need, Sweet Girl?”
[Pause]
[Z] “Good. Then let’s get out of this shit pit. Animal boy, out.”
[With that, he marches out of the now-dead-silent house with you and plops you gently in the passenger car of his motorcycle]
[Pause…]
[Z] “So… Pancakes?”
[Pause <3]
[Again, he turns red]
[Z] “Ohohoho! Pancakes and then sexy times! Yes ma’am!”
[SFX: The motorcycle peeling out and Zach laughing with his standard batshit insane excitement]
[To be continued]
—----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Note: Never engage Zach in a roast session, he will murder you.
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2023.06.02 20:47 ItsEsmeJones [M4F] Must Love Dogs Pt. 2 [Bi Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Mistreated Listener][First Date][Family Drama][SPICY][Flirting][Cuddles][Kissing][Comfort][Slightly Escalating Yandere][Mild Angst][Stargazing][CW: Mentions of Drug Use/Narcissistic Family]
Part 1 Part 3
Context: You are one of a set of twins, and your family has never made it hidden that they like your brother more. You've been mistreated most of your life, but you'd hoped you could have one birthday celebration on your terms. Naturally, your brother has ruined your night. It seems like someone besides you might have taken offense to that... and did something about it. You couldn't help but repay him with a date.
Setting: An overlook in the forest
Tags:[M4F][Bi Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Mistreated Listener][First Date][Family Drama][SPICY][Flirting][Cuddles][Kissing][Comfort][Slightly Escalating Yandere][Mild Angst][Stargazing][CW: Mentions of Drug Use/Narcissistic Family]
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[Scene opens in an overlook in the forest]
[SFX: Forest ambiance and a car shutting off/shifting with excessive weight]
[Z] “Here we go! This is the overlook where I chill when my brain gets overloaded. I figured some peace after that loud-ass action movie and dinner might be nice.”
[Pause]
[He relaxes in the bed of his truck]
[Z] “C’mon, hop on up in the truck bed with me! The view is great.”
[Pause]
[He blushes]
[Z] “... I meant the… the stars… Yes. But, um, if you’re comfortable, you can sit with me.”
[Pause]
[You climb up next to him and settle in. The night sky is crystal clear]
[Pause!]
[Z] “Huh? You can see Mercury?”
[You point up, moving closer to him so he can see]
[Pause]
[Z] “Really? That little blue dot is Mercury?... Damn.”
[Pause]
[Z] “...Is that dot something?”
[Pause]
[Z] “Oh… OH! So that’s the Big Dipper? Man, I thought it was just a bunch of dots!”
[Pause]
[He pauses as you shiver]
[Z] “Cold?”
[Pause]
[Z] “C’mere, I’ll wrap you in my jacket. That’ll keep you nice and warm.”
[...Pause]
[You climb into his arms and rest against him. You didn’t expect to feel this comfortable so soon, but you chalk it up to the himbo energy]
[Z] “There we go… Just straddle my lap and rest. I’ll get ya warmed up.”
[Pause…]
[Zach settles while you rest in his lap, nonchalant]
[Z] “...Want to hear the funniest thing ever?”
[Pause?]
[He grins]
[Z] “Your brother totally offered to sleep with me if I let him off the hook. I looked him up and down and said, ‘Mmh, nah. I don’t do uneven transactions that aren’t in my favor’.”
[...]
[You didn’t think you could laugh that hard but there it is]
[Z, with a chuckle] “Yeah, I’ve never seen the man deflate like that. Fucker usually talks a big game but the second I came after him, it was-”.
[He puts on a mocking voice]
[Z] “‘Oh no, Mister Zach! Pwease don’t hurt me! Twas only a little bit of the Devil’s cabbage! I pwomise, I’m a good boy!’. Mmhm. Asshole is used to everyone gassing him up, making him feel he’s God’s gift to mankind.”
[...]
[Zach eases, rubbing your back gently]
[Z] “...I’m sorry you don’t have a good relationship with your twin. I don’t know a lot about twin bonds, or whatever, but it seems like it’d hurt a lot if your twin treated you like garbage and had your parents in on it as well.”
[Pause]
[Z] “...For what it’s worth, you’re definitely the hot one.”
[Pause!!]
[He gives you that fanged smile, half-feral and half-goofy]
[Z] “What am I meant to do?! I’ve been crazy over you since you smiled at me at the shelter…”
[SFX: Heartbeats]
[Your face grows heated. It’s just hit you that you’re in this giant of a man’s lap, palms on his chest]
[P-Pause…?]
[Z] “What’s so special about you…? Sweets, I am a BIG guy. Six foot nine, almost four hundred plus. That tends to spook people. It doesn’t help that I’ve got a reputation for swinging at anyone that presses me. Plus, you know, drug dealer?”
[Pause…]
[Z] “Exactly! ‘You don’t judge!’. I sauntered in there with my hair hanging damned near to my ankles, looking like I should be looking for some dragon to summon for a wish, and you just smiled at me and said, ‘How can I help you, sir?’.”
[He lets his head flop back, looking up at the stars as though they’ve mystified him]
[Z] “...How you said ‘sir’... Do you know how confusing it is to be surrounded by adorable animals while staring at the pretty girl helping me pick one like I wanted to devour her? Pretty confusing. Tony was hanging out at my place when I brought HD home, saw the look on my face, and went, ‘OH SHIT, who got you simping?!’. Asshole… He right, though.”
[SFX: Escalated heartbeats]
[P-Pause]
[Zach smiles down at you. Dangerous. Sweet]
[Z] “...And then you asked me out. We came here to look at some stars, and you’re straddling my lap, palms on my chest, totally calm. Mmgh, it’s not fair! I promise I’m doing my best to behave and be a ‘gentleman’ but my dumb caveman brain is like: ‘Pretty lady. Throw on bed. Continue bloodline’.”
[You can’t help it and burst out laughing. He joins in pretty fast]
[Pause]
[Z] “Hehe… I’m glad you appreciate openness. I guess I just know what I want… Truth be told, Tony kept pushing me to go back and ask you out, and… I was scared. I’ve had the shit kicked out of me by life, friends, and family, but I’ve endured. But you… did something to me, just by treating me like I was any other person. So…”
[He leans forward, pressing you closer to him]
[SFX: Crazy heartbeats, oh no he’s hot]
[Z] “...I’m gonna kiss you for it. K?”
[...K]
[He draws you in, gentle but insistent. The harshness of the mint on his tongue combined with the warmth of his body coats your brain in a fog]
[SFX: Smooching, if Lord Algorithm allows]
[He’s dangerous. You know that… but you can’t bring yourself to pull away]
[Pause…]
[He grins again with a big old himbo blush]
[Z] “Sooo… how charming does a guy need to be to be considered boyfriend material?”
[Pause <3]
[He laughs]
[Z] “About my level, huh? That’s certainly convenient…”
[Pause]
[Z] “Hehe, no, I’m not gonna push further. I don’t want you to feel pressured, but… Not gonna lie, you keep being this perfect and I’m gonna have to take that necklace your brother stole off your Mom and smelt it down into a ring~”.
[...Pause?]
[His smile fades, replaced by a subtle but smoldering anger]
[Z] “...You want to pay me back for him so your Mom can get her heirloom back?”
[Pause…]
[He shuts his eyes and sighs]
[Z] “... No need. I’ll just give it to you to hand off.”
[Pause???]
[Z] “Sweets, I run my own business. I have plenty of money. It was about the principle of it, and Chris has HOPEFULLY learned not to screw around with people that could body him and not think twice about it.”
[SFX: The necklace rattling as he hands it to the Listener]
[Z] “Here…”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Hey! Don’t say I’m a good person, you’ll ruin my whole image!”
[Pause <3]
[He laughs and gives you a little smooch on the crown]
[Z] “I’m glad you’ll keep my terrible secret~.”
[He pauses, smile fading]
[Z] “...Do me a favor, Sweets. You be careful when you give that back. Your brother… I’ve seen him in a state you haven’t. It’s not… one you should be present for. OK?”
[...]
[He tenses under you]
[Z] “...What do you mean when you say you’ve seen worse from him?”
[...]
[Z] “...OK. OK, we don’t gotta talk about it. But… You got my number. If he does something… If your family does something, you call me. OK?”
[Pause]
[Z] “Promise?”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Good. Love you.”
[He leans back and shuts his eyes for nearly a solid minute before they pop back open in panic]
[Z] “I-I meant in a… A friendly way! Admiration! R-Respect… fuck.”
[You pat his chest and he relaxes]
[Pause]
[Z] “...You don’t judge. Heh… Good. C’mon, tell me more about the stars. I could listen to you talk forever…”
[SFX: Forest ambiance as the scene fades]
[To be continued]
Note: I couldn't help it, I had to write more of him.
submitted by ItsEsmeJones to ASMRScriptHaven [link] [comments]
Setting: An overlook in the forest
Tags:[M4F][Bi Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Mistreated Listener][First Date][Family Drama][SPICY][Flirting][Cuddles][Kissing][Comfort][Slightly Escalating Yandere][Mild Angst][Stargazing][CW: Mentions of Drug Use/Narcissistic Family]
Usage: You may tweak or record this script. Gender flipping is OK! Please credit me if you use this script in any of your projects. If you would like to use this script for a paywalled recording, please note:
Monetization: All forms of monetization are OK with me! Youtube, Patreon, etc. I would appreciate being able to listen to the recording, if possible. Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you!
[SFX: Forest ambiance and a car shutting off/shifting with excessive weight]
[Z] “Here we go! This is the overlook where I chill when my brain gets overloaded. I figured some peace after that loud-ass action movie and dinner might be nice.”
[Pause]
[He relaxes in the bed of his truck]
[Z] “C’mon, hop on up in the truck bed with me! The view is great.”
[Pause]
[He blushes]
[Z] “... I meant the… the stars… Yes. But, um, if you’re comfortable, you can sit with me.”
[Pause]
[You climb up next to him and settle in. The night sky is crystal clear]
[Pause!]
[Z] “Huh? You can see Mercury?”
[You point up, moving closer to him so he can see]
[Pause]
[Z] “Really? That little blue dot is Mercury?... Damn.”
[Pause]
[Z] “...Is that dot something?”
[Pause]
[Z] “Oh… OH! So that’s the Big Dipper? Man, I thought it was just a bunch of dots!”
[Pause]
[He pauses as you shiver]
[Z] “Cold?”
[Pause]
[Z] “C’mere, I’ll wrap you in my jacket. That’ll keep you nice and warm.”
[...Pause]
[You climb into his arms and rest against him. You didn’t expect to feel this comfortable so soon, but you chalk it up to the himbo energy]
[Z] “There we go… Just straddle my lap and rest. I’ll get ya warmed up.”
[Pause…]
[Zach settles while you rest in his lap, nonchalant]
[Z] “...Want to hear the funniest thing ever?”
[Pause?]
[He grins]
[Z] “Your brother totally offered to sleep with me if I let him off the hook. I looked him up and down and said, ‘Mmh, nah. I don’t do uneven transactions that aren’t in my favor’.”
[...]
[You didn’t think you could laugh that hard but there it is]
[Z, with a chuckle] “Yeah, I’ve never seen the man deflate like that. Fucker usually talks a big game but the second I came after him, it was-”.
[He puts on a mocking voice]
[Z] “‘Oh no, Mister Zach! Pwease don’t hurt me! Twas only a little bit of the Devil’s cabbage! I pwomise, I’m a good boy!’. Mmhm. Asshole is used to everyone gassing him up, making him feel he’s God’s gift to mankind.”
[...]
[Zach eases, rubbing your back gently]
[Z] “...I’m sorry you don’t have a good relationship with your twin. I don’t know a lot about twin bonds, or whatever, but it seems like it’d hurt a lot if your twin treated you like garbage and had your parents in on it as well.”
[Pause]
[Z] “...For what it’s worth, you’re definitely the hot one.”
[Pause!!]
[He gives you that fanged smile, half-feral and half-goofy]
[Z] “What am I meant to do?! I’ve been crazy over you since you smiled at me at the shelter…”
[SFX: Heartbeats]
[Your face grows heated. It’s just hit you that you’re in this giant of a man’s lap, palms on his chest]
[P-Pause…?]
[Z] “What’s so special about you…? Sweets, I am a BIG guy. Six foot nine, almost four hundred plus. That tends to spook people. It doesn’t help that I’ve got a reputation for swinging at anyone that presses me. Plus, you know, drug dealer?”
[Pause…]
[Z] “Exactly! ‘You don’t judge!’. I sauntered in there with my hair hanging damned near to my ankles, looking like I should be looking for some dragon to summon for a wish, and you just smiled at me and said, ‘How can I help you, sir?’.”
[He lets his head flop back, looking up at the stars as though they’ve mystified him]
[Z] “...How you said ‘sir’... Do you know how confusing it is to be surrounded by adorable animals while staring at the pretty girl helping me pick one like I wanted to devour her? Pretty confusing. Tony was hanging out at my place when I brought HD home, saw the look on my face, and went, ‘OH SHIT, who got you simping?!’. Asshole… He right, though.”
[SFX: Escalated heartbeats]
[P-Pause]
[Zach smiles down at you. Dangerous. Sweet]
[Z] “...And then you asked me out. We came here to look at some stars, and you’re straddling my lap, palms on my chest, totally calm. Mmgh, it’s not fair! I promise I’m doing my best to behave and be a ‘gentleman’ but my dumb caveman brain is like: ‘Pretty lady. Throw on bed. Continue bloodline’.”
[You can’t help it and burst out laughing. He joins in pretty fast]
[Pause]
[Z] “Hehe… I’m glad you appreciate openness. I guess I just know what I want… Truth be told, Tony kept pushing me to go back and ask you out, and… I was scared. I’ve had the shit kicked out of me by life, friends, and family, but I’ve endured. But you… did something to me, just by treating me like I was any other person. So…”
[He leans forward, pressing you closer to him]
[SFX: Crazy heartbeats, oh no he’s hot]
[Z] “...I’m gonna kiss you for it. K?”
[...K]
[He draws you in, gentle but insistent. The harshness of the mint on his tongue combined with the warmth of his body coats your brain in a fog]
[SFX: Smooching, if Lord Algorithm allows]
[He’s dangerous. You know that… but you can’t bring yourself to pull away]
[Pause…]
[He grins again with a big old himbo blush]
[Z] “Sooo… how charming does a guy need to be to be considered boyfriend material?”
[Pause <3]
[He laughs]
[Z] “About my level, huh? That’s certainly convenient…”
[Pause]
[Z] “Hehe, no, I’m not gonna push further. I don’t want you to feel pressured, but… Not gonna lie, you keep being this perfect and I’m gonna have to take that necklace your brother stole off your Mom and smelt it down into a ring~”.
[...Pause?]
[His smile fades, replaced by a subtle but smoldering anger]
[Z] “...You want to pay me back for him so your Mom can get her heirloom back?”
[Pause…]
[He shuts his eyes and sighs]
[Z] “... No need. I’ll just give it to you to hand off.”
[Pause???]
[Z] “Sweets, I run my own business. I have plenty of money. It was about the principle of it, and Chris has HOPEFULLY learned not to screw around with people that could body him and not think twice about it.”
[SFX: The necklace rattling as he hands it to the Listener]
[Z] “Here…”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Hey! Don’t say I’m a good person, you’ll ruin my whole image!”
[Pause <3]
[He laughs and gives you a little smooch on the crown]
[Z] “I’m glad you’ll keep my terrible secret~.”
[He pauses, smile fading]
[Z] “...Do me a favor, Sweets. You be careful when you give that back. Your brother… I’ve seen him in a state you haven’t. It’s not… one you should be present for. OK?”
[...]
[He tenses under you]
[Z] “...What do you mean when you say you’ve seen worse from him?”
[...]
[Z] “...OK. OK, we don’t gotta talk about it. But… You got my number. If he does something… If your family does something, you call me. OK?”
[Pause]
[Z] “Promise?”
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Good. Love you.”
[He leans back and shuts his eyes for nearly a solid minute before they pop back open in panic]
[Z] “I-I meant in a… A friendly way! Admiration! R-Respect… fuck.”
[You pat his chest and he relaxes]
[Pause]
[Z] “...You don’t judge. Heh… Good. C’mon, tell me more about the stars. I could listen to you talk forever…”
[SFX: Forest ambiance as the scene fades]
[To be continued]
2023.06.02 18:34 Vegetablehead26 I got caught and now he wont stop calling me a stalker :(
When i initially offered him an account he didn't think anything sinister of it and i think he eventually forgot it even belonged to me. It made me feel really safe knowing everyone he was talking to and i got so used to the comfort and now it's gone bc i got caught. He's called me "stalker" many times for stupid reasons, finding his reddit by looking up the posts he sends me is NOT stalking that's common sense, finding his at the time gf (now ex) trough joining every server that matched the given description then going trough everyone who had been taking to him then looking at old messages until i discovered a girl who seemed to talk to him a lot and also lived in norway was maybe getting to territory of "stalking" but imo he was annoying for not just giving me the tag. Anyways they broke up long before i even had access to his account.
Yes im aware im posting to yandere im somewhat obsessed but i still think that he's over reacting, I've previously gotten people's locations from weather reports and once i had one guy's moms gmail. This stuff with him is really mild I've honestly calmed down a lot.
It's so sad bc ik how to stalk and actual staking would be mailing him a stuffed animal with a camera inside, I've mailed him plenty of clothes so i don't think he'd be suspicus of it. However I've not done that bc i think that's a violation of privacy, tho now that he's accusing me for no reason it's really making me want to.
it's also scary bc what if he gets too scared and just leaves? what will i do then? i used to think that I'll just take over his account and ruin every rs he has but now he made me give the gmail it was attached to and i can't have it anymore.
Now that i no longer have access to his account i bet he's fucking flirting with other people. ik we aren't officically "dating" but he'll date me eventually I'm sure. He has to.
Any advice? I'm actually considering just learning to hack at this point, i do have his ip.
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Yes im aware im posting to yandere im somewhat obsessed but i still think that he's over reacting, I've previously gotten people's locations from weather reports and once i had one guy's moms gmail. This stuff with him is really mild I've honestly calmed down a lot.
It's so sad bc ik how to stalk and actual staking would be mailing him a stuffed animal with a camera inside, I've mailed him plenty of clothes so i don't think he'd be suspicus of it. However I've not done that bc i think that's a violation of privacy, tho now that he's accusing me for no reason it's really making me want to.
it's also scary bc what if he gets too scared and just leaves? what will i do then? i used to think that I'll just take over his account and ruin every rs he has but now he made me give the gmail it was attached to and i can't have it anymore.
Now that i no longer have access to his account i bet he's fucking flirting with other people. ik we aren't officically "dating" but he'll date me eventually I'm sure. He has to.
Any advice? I'm actually considering just learning to hack at this point, i do have his ip.
2023.06.02 06:33 Lonely_Feature546 Most of us behind the mask
 | submitted by Lonely_Feature546 to yandere [link] [comments] |
2023.06.01 14:22 Mooxie39 [A4A] The lonely siren's song [Siren speaker/singer] [Sailor listener] [Singing] before [Reverse comfort for loneliness] turned [Yandere speaker] somewhat [Sadistic] [Unwilling listener] [L-Bombs] [TW: kidnapping, forced breakup, misc. threats, mentions of a forced death/couple suicide]
Context: You are a sailor. One day, you’re out on the ocean with your crew when, well… you fall into the ocean. You awaken to the sight of a siren. Obviously, you’re quite scared, as you expect to die here. However, as fate would have it, this siren is very lonely. That, in turn, is your downfall here. Surely, your significant other will find you… right?
Usage: Hm? Oh, this? Uhm… yeah, sure. I only ask for credit, that's all. I would like to hear it, but it's not necessary. I would also like to have a heads-up, but, at the same time, a surprise never hurt anybody. Tweaking the script? Of course! Go right ahead, I don’t really care as long as I’m credited for the original script! You can refer to me as u/Mooxie39 (on Reddit).
Monetization: Well, uhh... I mean, yeah, I’m alright with it. Again, I would like to hear it, but, it doesn’t really matter to me.
Notes:
[SFX: Waves crashing, generalized ocean sounds]
[Speaker begins to sing, vocalized]
[SFX: Splashing down into the ocean, waves continuing to splash]
[SFX fade out, indicating the listener losing consciousness]
[Speaker's voice fades in, getting more excited]
Hello…? Are you…? Oh! Hello, there! Welcome to my island, little sailor! I am so glad to have you here! I'm a siren, my name is (name optional)!
[Pause, speaker's tone becoming confused]
Huh…? Kill you off? No, no… I'm sorry, I'm just…
[Pause, speakers voice cracking slightly]
I'm so lonely… I haven't had any company for millennia… I don't know how, my voice is pristine! But nobody ever goes in for me… they dive in towards others. I don't get it! I mean… am I not… good at singing? Please, sailor! Tell me, tell me! Why is it that nobody brings me company?! I bring you no harm, I only desire company! It is so lonely out here! You have not a clue the soul crushing isolation I feel on the daily!
…You don't know? No, no! You must! You must know! I must've done SOMETHING correctly here! I lured you in here, didn't I?!
[Now almost in tears, the speaker begs]
Please, tell me! How did I do it?! What did I do?! Did I do anything?!
[Pause, speaker's tone heartbroken]
You fell in…? You didn't even hear my song? You just… weren't watching where you were going, and the ship threw you overboard? No… no…! It can't be! You must be joking with me! Please… please… I'm so lonely… will you stay with me?
You will?
[Speaker sighs and giggles, relieved]
Oh, thank the gods… I've been so lonely… Thank you. Thank you so much.
…You WANT to hear my singing? Oh, my… of course! Of course I'll sing for you!
[Speaker begins to sing again before stopping, their tone now curious and hopeful, like if a dog could ask for a treat in English]
So… what do you think? Did you like it? I mean, I AM a siren. I think I have a pretty good voice, what do you- Oh. That's right… hey. Snap out of it.
[SFX: Fingers snapping]
Snap out of it. C'mon… oy, that's the last time I sing for them…
Ah! There you are! Well… what did you think? Beautiful? Life-changing? C'mon, tell me!
[Speaker giggles]
Oh, you're so sweet! Thank you, thank you. Yes, I am quite good when it comes to singing, aren't I? Oh, it's so wonderful that my new mate enjoys my singing.
Mate? Of course I mean you, silly. You're mine now, aren't you? I mean, of course you are. You're stuck here with me. Not to be too bleak, but… who do you have on land?
A lover? You… you have relations… with a vampire on land? They'll find you, and kill me? Hahaha… hahaha…. HAHAHAHAHA!
[Speaker goes full yandere here]
Oh, I don't THINK so! As far as I'M concerned, you are MINE! YOU cannot run from me! I have waited… too long… TOO LONG FOR THIS! Finally, the gods blessed me! I have obtained for myself a lover! You say you are not willing, but just you wait…! One day… one day, one day, one day…! You'll love me. You'll love me! YOU. WILL. LOVE. ME! Forget that "Vampire" of yours! They will not find you! I will hide you away… yes… that's it! I will hide you away! I am a dragon, and you are my treasure…! Nobody will take you from me… I will never be alone again… never never never never again!
Can you see it, my love? I am shaking at the idea! I am shaken with joy at the thought of your being mine! Come, come! You will be mine, and you will stay here with me! We will spend the rest of our days in blissful love! Don't worry, I plan on spoiling you rotten! Oh, do not struggle! Please, please don't!
[Speaker growls before their tone darkens]
Stand down. Now you listen here. You will be my mate. There is no other option. You are stranded here, with me, forever. There is no way out. You will be my mate. I will not let you die. Not by any means outside of age, that is. Your beloved might hunt you down, but they will not succeed. We are too remote. You will forever be mine, even if you do not want to be. Come along, my dear. Do not make me use force.
[Sighs]
Fine. You leave me no choice, darling. You will awaken soon enough.
[SFX: Speaker knocking out the listener- your choice of how!]
[Just like the start, the speaker's voice fades in, their tone almost sing-songy]
Darling…. Darling…~ Wake up, my beloved… oh, there they are…! Hello, cutie! You put up quite a fight earlier, but I'm sure that was just your way of showing me how happy you are to be mine. An odd way, no doubt. But… that's alright. I love you, sweetie pie.
Oh, yes… I tied you up. I can't have you running, can I?
Where are we?
[Speaker laughs]
Oh, I wasn't born yesterday, sweetie. I'm not telling. Just know this. I wasn't lying earlier. Your… ex will never find us. Haha… yes, your EX will never find us. If they do?
[Speaker's voice drops down, dripping with malicious or sadistic intent]
…Then I'll kill you. I'll proceed to kill myself. Isn't that romantic? A couple suicide… oh, part of me wants them to find us.
[Speaker giggles obsessively]
Oh, I've never had someone like you before…! Ah… it's such a shame I had to tape your mouth shut. I so do love to have a conversation. Alas, alas… you had to resist. Tsk, tsk. I forgive you. But only because I love you, honey. Don't worry, you'll feel what I do one day.
Haha… don't worry about how I can tell what you're thinking. Your eyes tell all.
[Speaker's voice drops down to a gravely whisper, almost sounding sadistic]
I love the fear in your eyes… you're so scared of what I'm going to do… don't worry, baby… I'll only love you. Forever. Forever. FOREVER. FOR. EVER! You and me, together for the rest of your life! Hahahahaahhaa!
[Sighing, the speaker's tone returns back to the normal yandere one]
I love you. I love, love, love you! Oh, I want nothing more than to kiss you stupid… make you forget all except me… maybe later. I can't have you screaming, can I?
Although…
[Sadistically]
I would… LOVE to hear your screams… Music. To. My. Ears.
[Normally, or teasingly]
I'll be back in a moment, darling. I need to go get some dinner for us! Until then…
[Speaker whispers here before giggling as the script fades out]
Welcome home~
~~~
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Usage: Hm? Oh, this? Uhm… yeah, sure. I only ask for credit, that's all. I would like to hear it, but it's not necessary. I would also like to have a heads-up, but, at the same time, a surprise never hurt anybody. Tweaking the script? Of course! Go right ahead, I don’t really care as long as I’m credited for the original script! You can refer to me as u/Mooxie39 (on Reddit).
Monetization: Well, uhh... I mean, yeah, I’m alright with it. Again, I would like to hear it, but, it doesn’t really matter to me.
Notes:
- Any capitalized text is just emphasized, not yelled.
- For those who DM me, I am a minor, and I am not seeking to e-date. Basic DNI rules for DM’s in addition to the “No E-Dating/trying to make moves on me” rules.
- There is one (1) point in this script where a name can be inserted! As is par for the course, it is purely optional and has no effect on the script itself! This point is, as it always is, marked by the usage of (name optional)!
- I accept CONSTRUCTIVE feedback. Overly harsh feedback will be ignored and/or reported. Just remember this much as well. I am only (a) 17(M)- still a minor by legal definition. Don’t waste your time fighting with a minor.
- Recommendations for scripts? I'm starting to consider taking them, but I think I've got enough energy left for a few more scripts!
- While I write my scripts as A4A, using They/Them pronouns when referring to the listener, and keeping the gender of the speaker ambiguous, they don’t HAVE to strictly remain as they/them in regards to the listener. Same thing also goes for the speaker! Change them if you want!
- Okay, so, super duper technically maybe this is a part 0.5 to my script, “Let me help you. hunter!” and its part two under the same name. This script gives more insight into the backstory from part 2, but occurs before part 1. If you haven't read either of them, I'll link them right now! Part one and, of course, Part two
- This is the first time I’ve ever done a yandere script! If you want to provide feedback, I think I’d benefit most from feedback on the Yandere aspect!
- “Wow, that’s a lot of trigger warnings, Mooxie.” Yes, yes it is. I just wrote one, and then another, and so on, so forth. It’s a lot. I know it’s different from my usual fluffy and wholesome scripts, but I wanted to try it- At least once!
[SFX: Waves crashing, generalized ocean sounds]
[Speaker begins to sing, vocalized]
[SFX: Splashing down into the ocean, waves continuing to splash]
[SFX fade out, indicating the listener losing consciousness]
[Speaker's voice fades in, getting more excited]
Hello…? Are you…? Oh! Hello, there! Welcome to my island, little sailor! I am so glad to have you here! I'm a siren, my name is (name optional)!
[Pause, speaker's tone becoming confused]
Huh…? Kill you off? No, no… I'm sorry, I'm just…
[Pause, speakers voice cracking slightly]
I'm so lonely… I haven't had any company for millennia… I don't know how, my voice is pristine! But nobody ever goes in for me… they dive in towards others. I don't get it! I mean… am I not… good at singing? Please, sailor! Tell me, tell me! Why is it that nobody brings me company?! I bring you no harm, I only desire company! It is so lonely out here! You have not a clue the soul crushing isolation I feel on the daily!
…You don't know? No, no! You must! You must know! I must've done SOMETHING correctly here! I lured you in here, didn't I?!
[Now almost in tears, the speaker begs]
Please, tell me! How did I do it?! What did I do?! Did I do anything?!
[Pause, speaker's tone heartbroken]
You fell in…? You didn't even hear my song? You just… weren't watching where you were going, and the ship threw you overboard? No… no…! It can't be! You must be joking with me! Please… please… I'm so lonely… will you stay with me?
You will?
[Speaker sighs and giggles, relieved]
Oh, thank the gods… I've been so lonely… Thank you. Thank you so much.
…You WANT to hear my singing? Oh, my… of course! Of course I'll sing for you!
[Speaker begins to sing again before stopping, their tone now curious and hopeful, like if a dog could ask for a treat in English]
So… what do you think? Did you like it? I mean, I AM a siren. I think I have a pretty good voice, what do you- Oh. That's right… hey. Snap out of it.
[SFX: Fingers snapping]
Snap out of it. C'mon… oy, that's the last time I sing for them…
Ah! There you are! Well… what did you think? Beautiful? Life-changing? C'mon, tell me!
[Speaker giggles]
Oh, you're so sweet! Thank you, thank you. Yes, I am quite good when it comes to singing, aren't I? Oh, it's so wonderful that my new mate enjoys my singing.
Mate? Of course I mean you, silly. You're mine now, aren't you? I mean, of course you are. You're stuck here with me. Not to be too bleak, but… who do you have on land?
A lover? You… you have relations… with a vampire on land? They'll find you, and kill me? Hahaha… hahaha…. HAHAHAHAHA!
[Speaker goes full yandere here]
Oh, I don't THINK so! As far as I'M concerned, you are MINE! YOU cannot run from me! I have waited… too long… TOO LONG FOR THIS! Finally, the gods blessed me! I have obtained for myself a lover! You say you are not willing, but just you wait…! One day… one day, one day, one day…! You'll love me. You'll love me! YOU. WILL. LOVE. ME! Forget that "Vampire" of yours! They will not find you! I will hide you away… yes… that's it! I will hide you away! I am a dragon, and you are my treasure…! Nobody will take you from me… I will never be alone again… never never never never again!
Can you see it, my love? I am shaking at the idea! I am shaken with joy at the thought of your being mine! Come, come! You will be mine, and you will stay here with me! We will spend the rest of our days in blissful love! Don't worry, I plan on spoiling you rotten! Oh, do not struggle! Please, please don't!
[Speaker growls before their tone darkens]
Stand down. Now you listen here. You will be my mate. There is no other option. You are stranded here, with me, forever. There is no way out. You will be my mate. I will not let you die. Not by any means outside of age, that is. Your beloved might hunt you down, but they will not succeed. We are too remote. You will forever be mine, even if you do not want to be. Come along, my dear. Do not make me use force.
[Sighs]
Fine. You leave me no choice, darling. You will awaken soon enough.
[SFX: Speaker knocking out the listener- your choice of how!]
[Just like the start, the speaker's voice fades in, their tone almost sing-songy]
Darling…. Darling…~ Wake up, my beloved… oh, there they are…! Hello, cutie! You put up quite a fight earlier, but I'm sure that was just your way of showing me how happy you are to be mine. An odd way, no doubt. But… that's alright. I love you, sweetie pie.
Oh, yes… I tied you up. I can't have you running, can I?
Where are we?
[Speaker laughs]
Oh, I wasn't born yesterday, sweetie. I'm not telling. Just know this. I wasn't lying earlier. Your… ex will never find us. Haha… yes, your EX will never find us. If they do?
[Speaker's voice drops down, dripping with malicious or sadistic intent]
…Then I'll kill you. I'll proceed to kill myself. Isn't that romantic? A couple suicide… oh, part of me wants them to find us.
[Speaker giggles obsessively]
Oh, I've never had someone like you before…! Ah… it's such a shame I had to tape your mouth shut. I so do love to have a conversation. Alas, alas… you had to resist. Tsk, tsk. I forgive you. But only because I love you, honey. Don't worry, you'll feel what I do one day.
Haha… don't worry about how I can tell what you're thinking. Your eyes tell all.
[Speaker's voice drops down to a gravely whisper, almost sounding sadistic]
I love the fear in your eyes… you're so scared of what I'm going to do… don't worry, baby… I'll only love you. Forever. Forever. FOREVER. FOR. EVER! You and me, together for the rest of your life! Hahahahaahhaa!
[Sighing, the speaker's tone returns back to the normal yandere one]
I love you. I love, love, love you! Oh, I want nothing more than to kiss you stupid… make you forget all except me… maybe later. I can't have you screaming, can I?
Although…
[Sadistically]
I would… LOVE to hear your screams… Music. To. My. Ears.
[Normally, or teasingly]
I'll be back in a moment, darling. I need to go get some dinner for us! Until then…
[Speaker whispers here before giggling as the script fades out]
Welcome home~
~~~
2023.06.01 03:47 ItsEsmeJones [MMM4F] Must Love Dogs [Waiter Speaker][Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Twin Brother Speaker][Mistreated Listener][Birthday Blues][Family Drama][SPICY][Meet-Cute?][Comfort][Cute][Asking Out][Flirting][Protective][Maybe a Lil Yandere][CW: Narc BS/Mistreated Listener/Mentions of Drugs]
Part 2
Context: You are one of a set of twins, and your family has never made it hidden that they like your brother more. You've been mistreated most of your life, but you'd hoped you could have one birthday celebration on your terms. Naturally, your brother has ruined your night. It seems like someone besides you might have taken offense to that... and intends to do something about it.
Setting: Zach's diner
Tags:[MMM4F][Waiter Speaker][Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Twin Brother Speaker][Mistreated Listener][Birthday Blues][Family Drama][SPICY][Meet-Cute?][Comfort][Cute][Asking Out][Flirting][Protective][Maybe a Lil Yandere][CW: Narc BS/Mistreated ListeneMentions of Drugs]
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[T] = Tony, a very nice waiter, bi-icon
[Z] = Zach, master chef, danger himbo, hair like an auburn-headed Raditz
[C] = Chris, your twin brother. Fuck that guy
[Scene opens in a nice diner]
[SFX: Diner ambiance and approaching footsteps]
[You sit, staring at what’s left of your meal, as your waiter approaches again]
[T] “How’s the food, Miss?”
[...]
[T] “Great? Excellent! Did you want me to pack the rest away or…?”
[Pause…]
[T] “Sure… We can pack up the birthday cake if, um…”
[He glances around the empty table for ten. It’s just you]
[...]
[T] “Don’t want it anymore? Ah… I can take it off the bill?”
[Pause]
[SFX: Cash rustling]
[T] “...Um, you just handed me three-hundred dollars…?”
[Pause…]
[The young waiter looks uncertain]
[T] “I-I, um… Ma’am, this tip is more than generous, and offering to let us eat the cake is angelic - seriously, Zach makes the best cake. Dude is a mountain with a glam rocker mane of hair, but the man can cook with the best of them.”
[Pause?]
[T] “Hey, yeah! He did just adopt a little dog recently. Hot Dog! Wait, how’d you know that?”
[Pause]
[The waiter looks stunned for a moment before he turns to maximum deviousness]
[T] “...Holy shit, it’s you… The lady that walked him through the adoption… Oh my God, no way, this is perfect. Please, sit RIGHT there for one sec!”
[SFX: Tony hurrying off]
[Pause, filled by:]
[SFX: Diner ambiance]
[Confused, you sit and wait, trying to keep composed. A familiar, surly, mountain of a man emerges from the kitchen, looking cross]
[Z] “What, Tony? It’s the end of the dinner rush and I’m the only cook back… there…”
[Pause]
[He freezes when he sees you, eyes widening]
[Z] “O-Oh! It’s… Y-Y-You’re the nice lady that works at the shelter!”
[T] “And, with that, you owe me a beer. Good luck, Casanova! I’ll handle the food!”
[The younger man practically skips off, quite pleased with himself]
[Pause]
[Zach beams with a wide smile and approaches]
[Z] “H-Hey! I, ah… I didn’t expect you to, um… T-To come and dine at my diner here!”
[Pause]
[Z] “Huh? Yeah! Yeah, Hot Dog is doing great! I got him some of those toys you recommended, and the anxiety meds have…”
[He pauses, cocking his head]
[Z] “Have… Have you been crying?”
[...]
[SFX: Zach pulling out a chair and sitting his massive self down]
[Z] “Talk to me.”
[...]
[Z] “Nuh-uh. I don’t want to hear ‘It’s no big deal’. You’re sitting at a table for ten by yourself, sobbing your poor little heart out, and-”.
[Again, he freezes]
[Z] “...The birthday cake Tony asked me to bake… Oh, shit…”
[...Pause]
[Z] “...Your whole family was meant to be here?”
[Pause…]
[Z] “But your twin brother threw a party instead…”
[Pause]
[Z] “And all of ‘em, even your friends, decided to go there instead since it’s his birthday, too…”
[...]
[You try to smile but more tears come tumbling out until you finally just hide them behind your hands]
[...Pause]
[Z, soothing] “Hey… Hey. I’m glad you thought my food was excellent but… Jesus, that is so low. Did he even invite you? Or were you under the impression that this was the plan and he just swept the rug out from under you?”
[...]
[The behemoth of a cook sits silently by your side while you try and cry it out with some dignity. It’s surprisingly difficult]
[Long Pause, if desired, filled by:]
[SFX: Diner ambiance]
[Z] “You look so familiar, even outside of our first meeting. Something about those haunting eyes...Is your brother’s name Chris, perchance?”
[...Pause?]
[A truly wicked smile crosses his lips as you confirm]
[Z] “...Hehe, I know Chris. He’s one of my best customers…”
[Pause???]
[Zach reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone, flicking through contacts]
[Z] “At this diner? Hee hee, no… no.”
[Pause???]
[Z] “Here we go. I have him under ‘Bitch that owes me money’. Watch this, eh?”
[Pause…]
[You watch as he dials your brother. After a few moments, the call is picked up. You hear your brother laugh before he finally answers:]
[C] “Hang on, hang on, I gotta take this! Hello?”
[...]
[Z, cheerful] “Hey, buddy! Glad you finally answered my calls?”
[...]
[C] “Huh? Hang on, hang on, I can’t hear you over the party. Let me put you on speaker!”
[...]
[...No]
[Pause]
[C] “Alright, alright. Chat at me, you got Chris!”
[Pause]
[Z, grinning] “Aw, no worries, buddy! Can you hear me better now that you’ve put me on speaker?”
[You’re not even there and you can physically feel your twin brother die inside]
[C] “Z-Zach! I-I, uh…”
[Z] “What’s wrong? Why are you so worried about a friendly conversation with your favorite buddy?”
[C] “Dude, keep it down! My mom is right-!”
[Z, shouting] “WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER YOU OWING ME MONEY FOR THE DRUGS YOU TRIED TO STEAL FROM ME!”
[The party on the other side stops almost immediately, and you hear your mother gasp. None of the other diners seem to mind all that much, though]
[Pause!]
[C, desperate] “Zach, please-!!”
[Z] “STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU, BRO! DID YOU WANT TO PAY ME BACK FOR THE DRUGS YOU STOLE OR DID YOU WANT ME TO PAWN THIS DIAMOND NECKLACE YOU FLEECED OFF OF YOUR MOM? CAUSE THAT’LL ONLY COVER HALF!”
[SFX: The call ending]
[You stare in disbelief as Zach tucks his phone away, an odd mix of livid and smug]
[Z] “... Happy birthday?”
[...Pause]
[You burst out laughing and his grin widens]
[Z] “A pretty laugh, a pretty smile, and a postponed ass-whooping for her shitty brother. That’s what a lady like you deserves… I know Chris. I know sides of him that someone like you doesn’t need to be exposed to.”
[He goes stiff as a board as you lean over and give him a kiss on the cheek]
[<3]
[Z] “W-Wuhbuh… kiss… on cheek… Kiss there? On me? From you?”
[Pause <3]
[He’s blushing, which seems illegal on a man that large and imposing]
[Z] “Y-You’re welcome… H-Hey, um…?”
[Pause?]
[He gawps at you as you make your move, even his ears turning red]
[Z] “Y-Yeah? Yes! Yes, I would LOVE to see a movie with you this Saturday! Absolutely! Yes!”
[Pause?]
[SFX: Them exchanging numbers]
[Z] “Wow… Tony had been gassing me up for ages, saying: ‘Go ask her! Go ask her! Betcha two hundred she’ll say yes!’.”
[Pause]
[Zach laughs]
[Z] “I guess it is lucky you asked me out instead, huh? Two hundred dollars and it’s not even being spent on the pretty lady? Like, Tony’s a looker but, c’mon.”
[T, distantly] “YOU COULDN’T AFFORD ME ANYWAY!”
[You share a smile with your new friend. It’s not exactly how you saw the night going but… it might be better]
[Pause]
[Z] “Yeah… I’ll text you the second I’m off shift… Thanks for taking the lead and asking me out, Sweets.”
[He winks at you, running a pierced tongue over very sharp canines]
[Z] “Means I can take the lead from now on…”
[You shiver. It’s not a bad one]
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Heh, yeah… I’ll see you around. And, hey…”
[He leans over. You think he’s going to kiss your cheek but he tilts his lips into your ear instead, whispering:]
[Z] “Happy birthday~. Remind me I owe you some spankings, hehe.”
[With that, he stands, gives you one more wild grin, and lopes back into the kitchen]
[...]
[You might just be in danger…]
[...]
[SFX: A diner bell as the Listener exits]
[Oh well~]
[To be continued]
Note: If you want to fall in love with Zach immediately, just know that this is exactly how he would announce that the Listener is his girlfriend. Witness him. Also, no joke, that show is awesome and you should watch it. And Rise of the TMNT. Rise Donnie is best Donnie :3
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Setting: Zach's diner
Tags:[MMM4F][Waiter Speaker][Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Twin Brother Speaker][Mistreated Listener][Birthday Blues][Family Drama][SPICY][Meet-Cute?][Comfort][Cute][Asking Out][Flirting][Protective][Maybe a Lil Yandere][CW: Narc BS/Mistreated ListeneMentions of Drugs]
Usage: You may tweak or record this script. Gender flipping is OK! Please credit me if you use this script in any of your projects. If you would like to use this script for a paywalled recording, please note:
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[Z] = Zach, master chef, danger himbo, hair like an auburn-headed Raditz
[C] = Chris, your twin brother. Fuck that guy
[SFX: Diner ambiance and approaching footsteps]
[You sit, staring at what’s left of your meal, as your waiter approaches again]
[T] “How’s the food, Miss?”
[...]
[T] “Great? Excellent! Did you want me to pack the rest away or…?”
[Pause…]
[T] “Sure… We can pack up the birthday cake if, um…”
[He glances around the empty table for ten. It’s just you]
[...]
[T] “Don’t want it anymore? Ah… I can take it off the bill?”
[Pause]
[SFX: Cash rustling]
[T] “...Um, you just handed me three-hundred dollars…?”
[Pause…]
[The young waiter looks uncertain]
[T] “I-I, um… Ma’am, this tip is more than generous, and offering to let us eat the cake is angelic - seriously, Zach makes the best cake. Dude is a mountain with a glam rocker mane of hair, but the man can cook with the best of them.”
[Pause?]
[T] “Hey, yeah! He did just adopt a little dog recently. Hot Dog! Wait, how’d you know that?”
[Pause]
[The waiter looks stunned for a moment before he turns to maximum deviousness]
[T] “...Holy shit, it’s you… The lady that walked him through the adoption… Oh my God, no way, this is perfect. Please, sit RIGHT there for one sec!”
[SFX: Tony hurrying off]
[Pause, filled by:]
[SFX: Diner ambiance]
[Confused, you sit and wait, trying to keep composed. A familiar, surly, mountain of a man emerges from the kitchen, looking cross]
[Z] “What, Tony? It’s the end of the dinner rush and I’m the only cook back… there…”
[Pause]
[He freezes when he sees you, eyes widening]
[Z] “O-Oh! It’s… Y-Y-You’re the nice lady that works at the shelter!”
[T] “And, with that, you owe me a beer. Good luck, Casanova! I’ll handle the food!”
[The younger man practically skips off, quite pleased with himself]
[Pause]
[Zach beams with a wide smile and approaches]
[Z] “H-Hey! I, ah… I didn’t expect you to, um… T-To come and dine at my diner here!”
[Pause]
[Z] “Huh? Yeah! Yeah, Hot Dog is doing great! I got him some of those toys you recommended, and the anxiety meds have…”
[He pauses, cocking his head]
[Z] “Have… Have you been crying?”
[...]
[SFX: Zach pulling out a chair and sitting his massive self down]
[Z] “Talk to me.”
[...]
[Z] “Nuh-uh. I don’t want to hear ‘It’s no big deal’. You’re sitting at a table for ten by yourself, sobbing your poor little heart out, and-”.
[Again, he freezes]
[Z] “...The birthday cake Tony asked me to bake… Oh, shit…”
[...Pause]
[Z] “...Your whole family was meant to be here?”
[Pause…]
[Z] “But your twin brother threw a party instead…”
[Pause]
[Z] “And all of ‘em, even your friends, decided to go there instead since it’s his birthday, too…”
[...]
[You try to smile but more tears come tumbling out until you finally just hide them behind your hands]
[...Pause]
[Z, soothing] “Hey… Hey. I’m glad you thought my food was excellent but… Jesus, that is so low. Did he even invite you? Or were you under the impression that this was the plan and he just swept the rug out from under you?”
[...]
[The behemoth of a cook sits silently by your side while you try and cry it out with some dignity. It’s surprisingly difficult]
[Long Pause, if desired, filled by:]
[SFX: Diner ambiance]
[Z] “You look so familiar, even outside of our first meeting. Something about those haunting eyes...Is your brother’s name Chris, perchance?”
[...Pause?]
[A truly wicked smile crosses his lips as you confirm]
[Z] “...Hehe, I know Chris. He’s one of my best customers…”
[Pause???]
[Zach reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone, flicking through contacts]
[Z] “At this diner? Hee hee, no… no.”
[Pause???]
[Z] “Here we go. I have him under ‘Bitch that owes me money’. Watch this, eh?”
[Pause…]
[You watch as he dials your brother. After a few moments, the call is picked up. You hear your brother laugh before he finally answers:]
[C] “Hang on, hang on, I gotta take this! Hello?”
[...]
[Z, cheerful] “Hey, buddy! Glad you finally answered my calls?”
[...]
[C] “Huh? Hang on, hang on, I can’t hear you over the party. Let me put you on speaker!”
[...]
[...No]
[Pause]
[C] “Alright, alright. Chat at me, you got Chris!”
[Pause]
[Z, grinning] “Aw, no worries, buddy! Can you hear me better now that you’ve put me on speaker?”
[You’re not even there and you can physically feel your twin brother die inside]
[C] “Z-Zach! I-I, uh…”
[Z] “What’s wrong? Why are you so worried about a friendly conversation with your favorite buddy?”
[C] “Dude, keep it down! My mom is right-!”
[Z, shouting] “WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER YOU OWING ME MONEY FOR THE DRUGS YOU TRIED TO STEAL FROM ME!”
[The party on the other side stops almost immediately, and you hear your mother gasp. None of the other diners seem to mind all that much, though]
[Pause!]
[C, desperate] “Zach, please-!!”
[Z] “STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU, BRO! DID YOU WANT TO PAY ME BACK FOR THE DRUGS YOU STOLE OR DID YOU WANT ME TO PAWN THIS DIAMOND NECKLACE YOU FLEECED OFF OF YOUR MOM? CAUSE THAT’LL ONLY COVER HALF!”
[SFX: The call ending]
[You stare in disbelief as Zach tucks his phone away, an odd mix of livid and smug]
[Z] “... Happy birthday?”
[...Pause]
[You burst out laughing and his grin widens]
[Z] “A pretty laugh, a pretty smile, and a postponed ass-whooping for her shitty brother. That’s what a lady like you deserves… I know Chris. I know sides of him that someone like you doesn’t need to be exposed to.”
[He goes stiff as a board as you lean over and give him a kiss on the cheek]
[<3]
[Z] “W-Wuhbuh… kiss… on cheek… Kiss there? On me? From you?”
[Pause <3]
[He’s blushing, which seems illegal on a man that large and imposing]
[Z] “Y-You’re welcome… H-Hey, um…?”
[Pause?]
[He gawps at you as you make your move, even his ears turning red]
[Z] “Y-Yeah? Yes! Yes, I would LOVE to see a movie with you this Saturday! Absolutely! Yes!”
[Pause?]
[SFX: Them exchanging numbers]
[Z] “Wow… Tony had been gassing me up for ages, saying: ‘Go ask her! Go ask her! Betcha two hundred she’ll say yes!’.”
[Pause]
[Zach laughs]
[Z] “I guess it is lucky you asked me out instead, huh? Two hundred dollars and it’s not even being spent on the pretty lady? Like, Tony’s a looker but, c’mon.”
[T, distantly] “YOU COULDN’T AFFORD ME ANYWAY!”
[You share a smile with your new friend. It’s not exactly how you saw the night going but… it might be better]
[Pause]
[Z] “Yeah… I’ll text you the second I’m off shift… Thanks for taking the lead and asking me out, Sweets.”
[He winks at you, running a pierced tongue over very sharp canines]
[Z] “Means I can take the lead from now on…”
[You shiver. It’s not a bad one]
[Pause <3]
[Z] “Heh, yeah… I’ll see you around. And, hey…”
[He leans over. You think he’s going to kiss your cheek but he tilts his lips into your ear instead, whispering:]
[Z] “Happy birthday~. Remind me I owe you some spankings, hehe.”
[With that, he stands, gives you one more wild grin, and lopes back into the kitchen]
[...]
[You might just be in danger…]
[...]
[SFX: A diner bell as the Listener exits]
[Oh well~]
[To be continued]
2023.06.01 03:07 Awakened-Bahamut My recommendation tab is frozen and it's hilarious when I compare it to my continue chatting bar
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2023.06.01 01:06 GamerTownTM What is it with Alex's bizarre pet obsession?
https://www.reddit.com/yandere_simulatocomments/nmmqdh/comment/h1xsxet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
"Ayano thinks of her father as a "pet" that her mother is keeping; a pet who curbs the effects of her genetic condition. If Ryoba made the decision to dispose of Aher husband, Ayano would think of it like the family dog being put down. It would be sad, but she would accept it.
If her father attacked her mother, she would feel the same way as if the family dog had suddenly mauled a family member; it would be unacceptable, and the dog would have to be put down." from June 16, 2021.
https://www.reddit.com/yandere_simulatocomments/j7ynjl/comment/g8be8z9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
"Instead of typing out long titles like "Yandere-chan's great-grandmother", I'm going to give them numbers.
The 7th Aishi recognized that she should have raised her child differently, and was determined to not let the 9th Aishi turn out the same way. As a result, she taught the child to be incredibly independent, and also slipped in a lot of knowledge about murder and seduction while teaching her everyday things. This is what caused the 9th Aishi to develop her own teaching process, which she passed down to her daughter.
The 9th Aishi also adopted the 7th Aishi's personality; her "default" state was to act cutesy and feminine, even though she was cold and indifferent on the inside. Ryoba truly was "yan" and "dere" although her daughter turned out more kuudere.
The 8th Aishi never killed anyone, and never worked a day in her life, instead being a leech on her parents, who were very wealthy. She didn't care much about her children, focusing instead on her own life. The 7th Aishi did most of the work in raising the 9th Aishi." From October 10, 2020.
https://www.reddit.com/yandere_simulatocomments/j5lzln/comment/g7w68f6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
"She will mindbreak Senpai and turn him into a pet who accompanies her everywhere, so that she never has to stop experiencing the "Senpai Effect"." on October 6 2020
https://web.archive.org/web/20230531223814/https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/661091367188197376
"Yan-chan either keeps them as pets forever, or just exterminates them off-camera." On November 2 2015
https://www.reddit.com/yandere_simulatocomments/i36ess/comment/g09vbh9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
" If Senpai's sanity is lowered to 0% over the course of the game, he'll be similar to a mind-broken husk during the end cutscene. He won't engage in any kind of meaningful dialogue at all. Yandere-chan will quickly realize how easy it is to take advantage of him in this state, and will simply take him home with her like a girl who has found a lost puppy and adopted him as a pet." What the FUCK. On August 3 2020
This is also coming from the same guy who came up with such classics as the bondage bed and proposing a similar interactive interrogation system to Bullet Girls 2.
Which is a porn game.
And has an interrogation system that revolves around borderline rape.
I'm not joking.
The king of games is not content with just panty shots, he's going to turn the Aishi family basement into a replica of Maynard's Pawn Shop. Maybe he'll add in Zed?
Sorry about non archived reddit links, archive was acting up in that regard. Also, I'm absolutely sure that I missed some creepy mentions of pet shit, this was just from about 5 minutes of searching.
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"Ayano thinks of her father as a "pet" that her mother is keeping; a pet who curbs the effects of her genetic condition. If Ryoba made the decision to dispose of Aher husband, Ayano would think of it like the family dog being put down. It would be sad, but she would accept it.
If her father attacked her mother, she would feel the same way as if the family dog had suddenly mauled a family member; it would be unacceptable, and the dog would have to be put down." from June 16, 2021.
https://www.reddit.com/yandere_simulatocomments/j7ynjl/comment/g8be8z9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
"Instead of typing out long titles like "Yandere-chan's great-grandmother", I'm going to give them numbers.
- Ryoba's grandmother: 7th Aishi
- Ryoba's mother: 8th Aishi
- Ryoba: 9th Aishi
- Ayano: 10th Aishi
The 7th Aishi recognized that she should have raised her child differently, and was determined to not let the 9th Aishi turn out the same way. As a result, she taught the child to be incredibly independent, and also slipped in a lot of knowledge about murder and seduction while teaching her everyday things. This is what caused the 9th Aishi to develop her own teaching process, which she passed down to her daughter.
The 9th Aishi also adopted the 7th Aishi's personality; her "default" state was to act cutesy and feminine, even though she was cold and indifferent on the inside. Ryoba truly was "yan" and "dere" although her daughter turned out more kuudere.
The 8th Aishi never killed anyone, and never worked a day in her life, instead being a leech on her parents, who were very wealthy. She didn't care much about her children, focusing instead on her own life. The 7th Aishi did most of the work in raising the 9th Aishi." From October 10, 2020.
https://www.reddit.com/yandere_simulatocomments/j5lzln/comment/g7w68f6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
"She will mindbreak Senpai and turn him into a pet who accompanies her everywhere, so that she never has to stop experiencing the "Senpai Effect"." on October 6 2020
https://web.archive.org/web/20230531223814/https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/661091367188197376
"Yan-chan either keeps them as pets forever, or just exterminates them off-camera." On November 2 2015
https://www.reddit.com/yandere_simulatocomments/i36ess/comment/g09vbh9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
" If Senpai's sanity is lowered to 0% over the course of the game, he'll be similar to a mind-broken husk during the end cutscene. He won't engage in any kind of meaningful dialogue at all. Yandere-chan will quickly realize how easy it is to take advantage of him in this state, and will simply take him home with her like a girl who has found a lost puppy and adopted him as a pet." What the FUCK. On August 3 2020
This is also coming from the same guy who came up with such classics as the bondage bed and proposing a similar interactive interrogation system to Bullet Girls 2.
Which is a porn game.
And has an interrogation system that revolves around borderline rape.
I'm not joking.
The king of games is not content with just panty shots, he's going to turn the Aishi family basement into a replica of Maynard's Pawn Shop. Maybe he'll add in Zed?
Sorry about non archived reddit links, archive was acting up in that regard. Also, I'm absolutely sure that I missed some creepy mentions of pet shit, this was just from about 5 minutes of searching.
2023.05.31 17:30 ItsEsmeJones [M4A] When Donnie Met Baby Pt. 2 [Unhinged Mafioso Speaker][Brave Listener][*Definitely* Not Yandere][Reverse Comfort][Dom to Sub][Shipwreck][Rescue][Being Vulnerable][Supernatural?][Protective][Possessive][Super Loving][Lore Drops][Comedy?][Oh No He's Hot][CW: Hate Crimes Against Lizards]
Part 1
Context: You were a DJ for a strip club. At least, you were before you met the mobster Donovan Greywater aka 'Donnie'. You met him during a tense shift at the club, and he's been hung up on you ever since. He's crazy, there's no questioning it, but he's got a lot of redeeming qualities! He's even taking you out on a fancy cruise for your first big couple's activity. Doesn't that sound nice?
Setting: A distinctly reptilian island
Tags:[M4A][Unhinged Mafioso Speaker][Brave Listener][Definitely Not Yandere][Reverse Comfort][Dom to Sub][Shipwreck][Rescue][Being Vulnerable][Supernatural?][Protective][Possessive][Super Loving][Lore Drops][Comedy?][Oh No He's Hot][CW: Hate Crimes Against Lizards]
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Other Donnie appearances:
Sweet as Honey Pt. 2
Breaking the Bad Boy
The Prince of Crows
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[Scene opens in…???]
[SFX: Faint hissing/tropical forest ambiance/ocean waves lapping sand nearby]
[...You were on a boat, you’re sure…]
[SFX: Faint sounds of a boat collision/crash/people screaming]
[...You were on a boat with your boyfriend before it hit a reef]
[Pause…]
[You were with… Donnie]
[SFX: The Listener falling into the water before the memory fades and they begin to wake]
[...Donnie…?]
Ba-y!
[SFX: Reptilian hissing]
BABY! HANG ON, I SEE YOU, HANG ON!!
[Your eyes open slowly. Everything hurts]
[SFX: Louder reptilian hissing]
“BABY, GET UP, THAT’S A FUCKIN’ KOMODO-!”
[Your brain runs through your love of animals encyclopedia. Komodo dragons currently are ranking in the “fuck that” section]
[SFX: Donnie sprinting]
“Godamnit, you giant septic tank of a fucking monitor lizard, back off my BABY!”
[That’s about when you get to see your mobster boyfriend full-on suplex a ten-foot prehistoric middle finger]
[SFX: Confused, panicked hissing]
[P-Pause…]
[Donnie throws the poor creature aside, panting]
“...It’s OK… Ship crashed, we’re on a fucking Komodo island, I just suplexed a Komodo dragon, it’s fine…”
[SFX: A LOT more reptilian hissing]
[Your boyfriend snarls through his teeth, clenches his fist, and whips around]
“...Or I’m going to have to make you fuckers extinct in the sanctity of your own fucking home… C’MON, YOU KNIFE-TEETH HIDIN’, CHEAP-CAMPIN’, GRAVE-ROBBIN’ muddaFUCKAS!”
[You curl in a ball, trying to protect your twisted ankle while your boyfriend squares up with near-literal dinosaurs]
[...]
[This is it. This is how you both die, you’re sure of it…]
[Pause - Break]
[Somehow, you both still live. About an hour after the initial confrontation, Donnie has you riding on his back as he hurries through the dense jungle]
[...]
[Donnie laughs as he carries you on his back]
“Shit, I didn’t expect to take out twenty of ‘em either! Guess boxing with Enzo is actually doing me some good. Told you we weren’t dying today!”
[Pause]
“Yeah, the one that doesn’t understand memes. Nice guy. Kind of a dumbass, tho.”
[...?]
“Hell yes, I’m gonna tell him I beat up twenty Komodo dragons with my bare fucking fists! And teeth, a little…”
[Pause]
“Hey, One-Eye bit me first. Fucker.”
[...]
[His voice softens]
“Hey, hey...We’re gonna be OK, Baby, don’t you worry. This ain’t my first ship-crashing scenario. How’s the ankle…?”
[...]
[He sighs]
“...First vacation together as a couple and the ship sinks… My fuckin’ luck… Just wanted to take my sweetheart somewhere nice and BOOM! Fuckin’ Komodo Island. Komodo my fuckin’ ass.”
[...]
“...Hey. You wanna hear the greatest love story never told?”
[...Pause?]
[He chuckles, still hefting you with ease]
“Well, it begins with a man named Lucien Greywater and a little bellhop at a hotel. A mobster staying at a nice hotel when someone ran in to try and gun him down and this little sassy minx named Milly charged the guy with a suitcase! Knocks him clean out!”
[Pause!]
[He laughs, maneuvering through the brush]
“I know! And then Miss Milly turns back to look at Mr. Greywater, who is in absolute awe, by the way, and says, ‘Dang Mister, don’t you know how to protect yourself? You outta get you a bodyguard’.”
[Pause????]
“What did he say? Well, as Dad liked to recount it, he put on his most devastating romantic smolder and said, ‘Yeah? You’re hired’.”
[Pause!]
“Oho, I don’t think Ma was expecting him to be that confident either, especially not after that display. But… for all of his faults, Pops always knew what he wanted, and that feisty little bellhop had just stolen his heart, right in front of him!”
[Pause <3]
“Heh… Yeah. Dad wasn’t always warm… He didn’t always have a kind word… but I knew he loved Mom, and Mom loved me, so… I think that’s enough, you know?”
[...]
[SFX: Him continuing to jog]
“It’s been a while since I been out here but I think I have a spot for just such a disaster as this.”
[Pause???]
[Donnie laughs]
“Baby, I’m psychic, remember? I have a lot of shelters, bug-out plans, weapons, and various other means to keep my business from crashing pretty much worldwide, and, yeah, crashing on Komodo Island was one of those. Didn’t expect I’d be piggybacking my partner during, hehe. Ah! There we go. See that little cabin there?”
[Pause]
“Eyup, all ours, and Komodo free… Well, it better be. I don’t mind putting more lizards in the ground but I also don’t wanna get yelled at if the fuckers are endangered or something.”
[Pause…]
[SFX: A lock being fiddled with and a door swinging open]
[He manages to get the cabin open and carry you in, setting you down on an immaculate couch]
“There we go… You sit right here for a sec, Baby, OK? I’m gonna wrap your ankle.”
[Pause]
[SFX: Cloth ripping]
[To your shock, he rips his expensive jacket for strips of cloth and wraps your ankle]
[Pause!]
“Huh? What about my jacket?”
[Pause!!]
“Pfft, yeah, it’s expensive. Who cares? If it was sentimental, I wouldn’t wear it, and I can always just toss on a damned muscle shirt or somethin’. Your ankle’s hurt… and Donnie wants to take care of his Baby, alright?”
[...]
“Heh… God, I love that smile. Sit still, OK?”
[Pause]
[SFX: Extended cloth shuffling/ripping mixed in with some Donnie grumbles/swears]
“There we go… Phew, honestly? Being shirtless is a lot nicer in this heat, sheesh.”
[...]
“...Someone’s ogling me.”
[Pause…]
“Hey, you’re allowed to! C’mon… How come you won’t look at me for more than a second or two?”
[...]
[He sits next to you, listening while you explain]
[Long Pause]
“...Partners in the past were richer than you and treated you like property, so you’re leery about not being able to take care of yourself…”
[...]
[He nods, more to himself than anything or one else]
“...Anyone I’d know?”
[...]
“You want ‘em dead?”
[Pause!]
[He huffs but nods again]
“...I get it. I have a lot of power and a lot of money and I’m a scary guy. I’d be fuckin’ scared to trust me, too…”
[...]
[He tenses as you rest your head on his shoulder but immediately eases]
“Oh? Resting your head on my shoulder, huh?”
[...Pause]
“Heh… Yeah, I don’t doubt you don’t know a lot of people that’d fight a dinosaur for you… but I would. I know most of those assholes would have left you there to be food, but when Donovan Greywater says he loves someone more than his own life, he means it.”
[...Pause <3]
[He giggles a little with that raw chaos energy]
“Ooh, you never noticed how buff I was? Oh no, not my Babydoll flirting with me while we’re both delirious off of adrenaline.”
[You share a little kiss, at ease]
[<3]
“Hmhm, mwah. I do love kisses from you… But, ah, before we start acting like randy idiots, let me go ahead and put in a request for emergency rescue. I saw a bunch of people swimming for another part of the island, but I doubt everyone made it off the ship…”
[...]
[He stands with a sigh, running his hands through his hair]
“...I’ll make you a strong drink while I’m a it. Gotta take care of my Baby, eh?”
[Pause <3]
“I’d love a back rub when I get back, Sweetness. You hear any hissing or lizard sass, you know what to do.”
[Pause?]
[He tosses his head back and laughs]
“Godamn right! Aim for the throats and insult their ancestors!”
[With that, he heads off into what you presume is the kitchen. It’s not exactly how you saw your first vacation with your new boyfriend going but… fuck it, right? He beat up dinosaurs for you and he’s hot]
[To be continued?]
Note: The Only Thing Komodo Fear is Donnie.
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Setting: A distinctly reptilian island
Tags:[M4A][Unhinged Mafioso Speaker][Brave Listener][Definitely Not Yandere][Reverse Comfort][Dom to Sub][Shipwreck][Rescue][Being Vulnerable][Supernatural?][Protective][Possessive][Super Loving][Lore Drops][Comedy?][Oh No He's Hot][CW: Hate Crimes Against Lizards]
Usage: You may tweak or record this script. Gender flipping is OK! Please credit me if you use this script in any of your projects. If you would like to use this script for a paywalled recording, please note:
Monetization: All forms of monetization are OK with me! Youtube, Patreon, etc. I would appreciate being able to listen to the recording, if possible. Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you!
Sweet as Honey Pt. 2
Breaking the Bad Boy
The Prince of Crows
[SFX: Faint hissing/tropical forest ambiance/ocean waves lapping sand nearby]
[...You were on a boat, you’re sure…]
[SFX: Faint sounds of a boat collision/crash/people screaming]
[...You were on a boat with your boyfriend before it hit a reef]
[Pause…]
[You were with… Donnie]
[SFX: The Listener falling into the water before the memory fades and they begin to wake]
[...Donnie…?]
Ba-y!
[SFX: Reptilian hissing]
BABY! HANG ON, I SEE YOU, HANG ON!!
[Your eyes open slowly. Everything hurts]
[SFX: Louder reptilian hissing]
“BABY, GET UP, THAT’S A FUCKIN’ KOMODO-!”
[Your brain runs through your love of animals encyclopedia. Komodo dragons currently are ranking in the “fuck that” section]
[SFX: Donnie sprinting]
“Godamnit, you giant septic tank of a fucking monitor lizard, back off my BABY!”
[That’s about when you get to see your mobster boyfriend full-on suplex a ten-foot prehistoric middle finger]
[SFX: Confused, panicked hissing]
[P-Pause…]
[Donnie throws the poor creature aside, panting]
“...It’s OK… Ship crashed, we’re on a fucking Komodo island, I just suplexed a Komodo dragon, it’s fine…”
[SFX: A LOT more reptilian hissing]
[Your boyfriend snarls through his teeth, clenches his fist, and whips around]
“...Or I’m going to have to make you fuckers extinct in the sanctity of your own fucking home… C’MON, YOU KNIFE-TEETH HIDIN’, CHEAP-CAMPIN’, GRAVE-ROBBIN’ muddaFUCKAS!”
[You curl in a ball, trying to protect your twisted ankle while your boyfriend squares up with near-literal dinosaurs]
[...]
[This is it. This is how you both die, you’re sure of it…]
[Pause - Break]
[Somehow, you both still live. About an hour after the initial confrontation, Donnie has you riding on his back as he hurries through the dense jungle]
[...]
[Donnie laughs as he carries you on his back]
“Shit, I didn’t expect to take out twenty of ‘em either! Guess boxing with Enzo is actually doing me some good. Told you we weren’t dying today!”
[Pause]
“Yeah, the one that doesn’t understand memes. Nice guy. Kind of a dumbass, tho.”
[...?]
“Hell yes, I’m gonna tell him I beat up twenty Komodo dragons with my bare fucking fists! And teeth, a little…”
[Pause]
“Hey, One-Eye bit me first. Fucker.”
[...]
[His voice softens]
“Hey, hey...We’re gonna be OK, Baby, don’t you worry. This ain’t my first ship-crashing scenario. How’s the ankle…?”
[...]
[He sighs]
“...First vacation together as a couple and the ship sinks… My fuckin’ luck… Just wanted to take my sweetheart somewhere nice and BOOM! Fuckin’ Komodo Island. Komodo my fuckin’ ass.”
[...]
“...Hey. You wanna hear the greatest love story never told?”
[...Pause?]
[He chuckles, still hefting you with ease]
“Well, it begins with a man named Lucien Greywater and a little bellhop at a hotel. A mobster staying at a nice hotel when someone ran in to try and gun him down and this little sassy minx named Milly charged the guy with a suitcase! Knocks him clean out!”
[Pause!]
[He laughs, maneuvering through the brush]
“I know! And then Miss Milly turns back to look at Mr. Greywater, who is in absolute awe, by the way, and says, ‘Dang Mister, don’t you know how to protect yourself? You outta get you a bodyguard’.”
[Pause????]
“What did he say? Well, as Dad liked to recount it, he put on his most devastating romantic smolder and said, ‘Yeah? You’re hired’.”
[Pause!]
“Oho, I don’t think Ma was expecting him to be that confident either, especially not after that display. But… for all of his faults, Pops always knew what he wanted, and that feisty little bellhop had just stolen his heart, right in front of him!”
[Pause <3]
“Heh… Yeah. Dad wasn’t always warm… He didn’t always have a kind word… but I knew he loved Mom, and Mom loved me, so… I think that’s enough, you know?”
[...]
[SFX: Him continuing to jog]
“It’s been a while since I been out here but I think I have a spot for just such a disaster as this.”
[Pause???]
[Donnie laughs]
“Baby, I’m psychic, remember? I have a lot of shelters, bug-out plans, weapons, and various other means to keep my business from crashing pretty much worldwide, and, yeah, crashing on Komodo Island was one of those. Didn’t expect I’d be piggybacking my partner during, hehe. Ah! There we go. See that little cabin there?”
[Pause]
“Eyup, all ours, and Komodo free… Well, it better be. I don’t mind putting more lizards in the ground but I also don’t wanna get yelled at if the fuckers are endangered or something.”
[Pause…]
[SFX: A lock being fiddled with and a door swinging open]
[He manages to get the cabin open and carry you in, setting you down on an immaculate couch]
“There we go… You sit right here for a sec, Baby, OK? I’m gonna wrap your ankle.”
[Pause]
[SFX: Cloth ripping]
[To your shock, he rips his expensive jacket for strips of cloth and wraps your ankle]
[Pause!]
“Huh? What about my jacket?”
[Pause!!]
“Pfft, yeah, it’s expensive. Who cares? If it was sentimental, I wouldn’t wear it, and I can always just toss on a damned muscle shirt or somethin’. Your ankle’s hurt… and Donnie wants to take care of his Baby, alright?”
[...]
“Heh… God, I love that smile. Sit still, OK?”
[Pause]
[SFX: Extended cloth shuffling/ripping mixed in with some Donnie grumbles/swears]
“There we go… Phew, honestly? Being shirtless is a lot nicer in this heat, sheesh.”
[...]
“...Someone’s ogling me.”
[Pause…]
“Hey, you’re allowed to! C’mon… How come you won’t look at me for more than a second or two?”
[...]
[He sits next to you, listening while you explain]
[Long Pause]
“...Partners in the past were richer than you and treated you like property, so you’re leery about not being able to take care of yourself…”
[...]
[He nods, more to himself than anything or one else]
“...Anyone I’d know?”
[...]
“You want ‘em dead?”
[Pause!]
[He huffs but nods again]
“...I get it. I have a lot of power and a lot of money and I’m a scary guy. I’d be fuckin’ scared to trust me, too…”
[...]
[He tenses as you rest your head on his shoulder but immediately eases]
“Oh? Resting your head on my shoulder, huh?”
[...Pause]
“Heh… Yeah, I don’t doubt you don’t know a lot of people that’d fight a dinosaur for you… but I would. I know most of those assholes would have left you there to be food, but when Donovan Greywater says he loves someone more than his own life, he means it.”
[...Pause <3]
[He giggles a little with that raw chaos energy]
“Ooh, you never noticed how buff I was? Oh no, not my Babydoll flirting with me while we’re both delirious off of adrenaline.”
[You share a little kiss, at ease]
[<3]
“Hmhm, mwah. I do love kisses from you… But, ah, before we start acting like randy idiots, let me go ahead and put in a request for emergency rescue. I saw a bunch of people swimming for another part of the island, but I doubt everyone made it off the ship…”
[...]
[He stands with a sigh, running his hands through his hair]
“...I’ll make you a strong drink while I’m a it. Gotta take care of my Baby, eh?”
[Pause <3]
“I’d love a back rub when I get back, Sweetness. You hear any hissing or lizard sass, you know what to do.”
[Pause?]
[He tosses his head back and laughs]
“Godamn right! Aim for the throats and insult their ancestors!”
[With that, he heads off into what you presume is the kitchen. It’s not exactly how you saw your first vacation with your new boyfriend going but… fuck it, right? He beat up dinosaurs for you and he’s hot]
[To be continued?]
Note: The Only Thing Komodo Fear is Donnie.