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A place for the very worst code you've ever laid your eyes on. All languages welcome! *(minus esoteric ones)*
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2023.06.06 21:11 Damagedpuddle8181 My mom thinks I’m mentally deranged because I cannot keep any job. My room is always disorganized. I find it insanely difficult to maintain an organized desk and closet. Once I organize it, it becomes messed up in a week. I only brush my teeth once a day, rarely shower. Got cavities. I need help.
This is embarrassing but I used to never have this kind of hygiene problem. I used to consistently shower and I will never leave my hair and body feeling greasy and smelly. I used to be somewhat organized. My mom threatened to kick me out the house because I am useless to her, and she is speaking facts.
I am 21-years-old (female) and struggling to keep up with my hygiene care. I recently developed possibly more than 5 cavities, I noticed a distinct and horrible smell now. When I lick my teeth, it does not feel right. So I just made an appointment with the dentist. Anyways, I also have horrible anger issues, let’s say someone insults me at work. One insult is enough to make me walk off the job with no notice. This has made many employers resentful towards me. Now I am struggling to find a job, since I quit too many. I have quit 10+ jobs in a span of 2 years.
Not only that, but I get called slow at every workplace. Every supervisor or coworker always seems pissed with me because I am the slowest coworker they have ever trained. It’s not like I enjoy being slow, no one wants to be slow in the head. I feel useless.
I only shower if I feel I have to. As a result of this, I have major hair loss, since when you don’t wash your hair frequently, oil builds up and hair gets pulled out of its roots more. I spend most of my days on Tik Tok, YouTube, and other social medias.
I have tried planning suicide getaways in my head frequently. My social anxiety is terrible. I have zero friends. Bullying is prevalent among every workplace whenever I am present.
Some people have commented on how “nonverbal” I am when at work. Some people say I have a “bipolar disorder” at school. And majority of the times, almost every person person I met has told me I don’t understand sarcasm, act like a robot, act like I’m dead, and that I’m the slowest person they have ever met. Supervisors has called me dumb as shit.
I’m starting to think I may seriously have a mental disorder because I can’t remember anything. Someone has told me they think I have Alzheimer’s and I was kinda hurt.
I just need some advice, I don’t wanna stay like this forever. It is truly embarrassing as I am an adult now. I should act and behave like one.
Any advice is appreciated. Thank you
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I am 21-years-old (female) and struggling to keep up with my hygiene care. I recently developed possibly more than 5 cavities, I noticed a distinct and horrible smell now. When I lick my teeth, it does not feel right. So I just made an appointment with the dentist. Anyways, I also have horrible anger issues, let’s say someone insults me at work. One insult is enough to make me walk off the job with no notice. This has made many employers resentful towards me. Now I am struggling to find a job, since I quit too many. I have quit 10+ jobs in a span of 2 years.
Not only that, but I get called slow at every workplace. Every supervisor or coworker always seems pissed with me because I am the slowest coworker they have ever trained. It’s not like I enjoy being slow, no one wants to be slow in the head. I feel useless.
I only shower if I feel I have to. As a result of this, I have major hair loss, since when you don’t wash your hair frequently, oil builds up and hair gets pulled out of its roots more. I spend most of my days on Tik Tok, YouTube, and other social medias.
I have tried planning suicide getaways in my head frequently. My social anxiety is terrible. I have zero friends. Bullying is prevalent among every workplace whenever I am present.
Some people have commented on how “nonverbal” I am when at work. Some people say I have a “bipolar disorder” at school. And majority of the times, almost every person person I met has told me I don’t understand sarcasm, act like a robot, act like I’m dead, and that I’m the slowest person they have ever met. Supervisors has called me dumb as shit.
I’m starting to think I may seriously have a mental disorder because I can’t remember anything. Someone has told me they think I have Alzheimer’s and I was kinda hurt.
I just need some advice, I don’t wanna stay like this forever. It is truly embarrassing as I am an adult now. I should act and behave like one.
Any advice is appreciated. Thank you
2023.06.06 21:10 ranger_dood Keuka Lake Gravel Classic - Ride Report
I'm going to go ahead and flair this a "ride" rather than a race. I took part in the "25" mile short course (actually 30 miles), which was timed but non-competitive with no awards.
If anyone's been following along with my various posts and comments, this was my first organized cycling event, and as such I don't have any points of comparison. This is more about putting my personal experiences of the day down in writing and sharing with others who might be new to the "scene" as well.
Training
To be honest, I was very unprepared for this race. I signed up for it shortly after buying my Trek Marlin 5 as motivation to get out riding. In that regard it worked, but I was short on time to get much training in. I rode a total of 127 miles in 10 rides prior to the day of the KLGC, with my longest ride being 20 miles the week before. I had a little bit of a running base, so I wasn't completely green, but we all know different muscles are used for each.
I was definitely concerned about the length as well as the elevation this ride presented.
Morning of
Up at 6:30 AM to get on the road by 7:15. Stopped at a sheetz and got a breakfast croissant, iced tea (my morning caffeine), water, and some peanut M&Ms for ride fuel. I had a 2 1/2 hour drive to make, and was trying to hydrate as much as I could, so I ended up having to stop a total of 3 times on the way up. This put me behind schedule and I ended up not arriving until 10:30am. I was one of the last ones in the parking lot.
On the plus side, there was no line to get my bib. I grabbed it and went back to the car to get combobulated. I had just enough time to get the bike ready, get sunscreen on, get my bib situated on my jersey, and hit the bathroom for one more pee (again, no line as they had already announced several times that we were supposed to be at the start line).
In retrospect, I definitely should've gotten there 15-30 minutes earlier to be a little less rushed. However, it did mean that I didn't have enough time to get a bunch of nerves built up (granted, I'd already been doing that in the car ride up).
The Ride
So, the important part. Having watched the long course riders take off, I lined up at the very back of the short course field. I was hoping that being at the back would keep me from taking off too fast. It worked for about 1/2 mile until I couldn't take being behind someone any more and started riding at a comfortable pace. Unfortunately, a comfortable pace at the beginning of the ride proved to be too fast (duh).
The first 5 miles ticked by quickly. We rode some pavement and made a lovely climb through a vineyard. The top of the climb had the nicest view of the lake, and I wish I would've taken 30 seconds to stop and grab a picture. I felt it was too early for a break, though, and kept plugging along.
After the vineyard, we zipped down a short paved section and then made a right turn onto The Hilltm .
It was everything I hoped it wouldn't be. The gravel surface was fine, no issues there, but the grade was impressive. It was at this point that I was very happy to be on a 29'er with low gearing. Lots of people were walking their bikes, and even some of those had to stop for a breather partway. I honestly think this was where I made up most of my positions on the board.
I stayed clipped in and just plugged along. There were a few points where I thought about stopping and walking, but I was afraid I couldn't get unclipped and put my feet down in time if I tried to stop. By the top, my lungs were screaming, but I made it. The decision to ride it out may have been a poor one, as this is about the point where my right knee started to hurt.
What does up does indeed have to come down (at least when you're riding a circuit), and the course was no exception. At this point, I was actually happy that I'd caught up to 2 riders who were being slightly cautious on the downhill. There's a good chance I might've stretched it out a little too much and lost control on an unfamiliar surface if I'd had the road wide open in front of me.
The rest of the ride had some long stretches of pavement, but decidedly tamer terrain. I periodically popped a few M&Ms and kept hydrating, but I wasn't really sure how often I should be eating as I was now in uncharted territory as far as ride length. My knee really started to bother me, and that was taking most of my attention.
For a while I could get around the knee pain by getting up on the pedals, but by the final 2 hills the stabilizing muscles were done for as well. Speaking of, as we turned onto the final road that was going to take us back to the brewery, my watch showed 2.5 miles to the finish. Just as we were approaching Pulteney, we were suddenly directed off-course by a road closure.
This may have been announced at the starting line when I was rushing around getting ready, but it was a surprise to me. The official course arrows were set up to direct us on a short detour, though, and we soon rejoined the main road.
As we finished up the last 2 miles, I was just done. The saddle that I'd chosen to replace the factory one on my Marlin was not doing me any favors. My knee was hurting and I couldn't get up on the pedals to relieve my seat pain anymore. As I got within sight of the finish line, I had nothing left to cross at any sort of an impressive pace. The 25+ mile course ended a hair over 30 miles.
Post Race
I took my time getting discombobulated post-race. First order of business was getting out of my sweaty riding stuff and back into street clothes. I don't know how people were still walking around with their kit on hours later when there were bathrooms available for changing. I was happy to have remembered baby wipes for cleaning off the dust/sunscreen mix that was all over my arms and legs.
I wandered back towards the brewery to scope out the food situation. There were 2 options - Tacos or pizza. The tacos smelled great, but I wasn't 100% confident in my digestive system's status at that moment, and opted for a BBQ chicken pizza instead.
As I sat in the grass waiting for my pizza, there was a long line of new orders being taken. At one point I heard the guy say it would be 45 minutes to someone who had placed their order probably 15 minutes after me. As the time ticked on, I observed several people come up to inquire about the status of their pizza. The responses were a bit exasperated indicating that they would be out when they were done. The staff were obviously working as fast as possible, and honestly it was impressive how many pies they were turning out of one oven.
Not wanting to add to their stress, I sat and waited, growing hungrier with each passing pie. Finally after an hour and a half, most everyone around me was done and gone... the podiums and awards were complete, and I wasn't certain I could muster the energy to flag down the delivery guy. But I did, and although he didn't admit it, after going and looking for my order he somewhat sheepishly came back and asked what I had ordered, so I'm almost certain that my slip had gotten lost. Perhaps whisked away by the unrelenting wind.
After another 10 minutes, I had my pizza and downed it with (perhaps a bit too much) gusto. It was good, but I definitely shouldn't have waited that long to ask about it.
Conclusion
Would I do it again? Yeah, probably. I do feel that there was a lot of pavement for a "gravel" ride. Maybe the long course ends up with a higher % of gravel, but the short definitely had a lot of pavement. The gravel itself was good, though. Course conditions were great, although obviously dry with the lack of rain we've had. The weather was ALMOST perfect, but the wind knocked that down a few points.
The ride was very well supported. I had the course loaded in my Garmin watch in case I zoned out, but the turns were also well-marked and major intersections had traffic control courtesy of local fire and police departments. I saw the support truck several times and never felt like I was far from help if I needed it.
Post race was a little bit disappointing. I'm not sure if I missed something, but after crossing the line I just rode back to my car, and then had to go to the brewery to buy something to drink to supplant my now-empty water bottles. I know a lot of people were going for the post-ride beer anyway, but I don't drink so it would've been nice to see some complementary water or something.
Now that I've got one down, I'm looking forward to seeking out other local rides and continuing to build my abilities!
Pictures from the day (none of the course, sorry... I was concentrating on finishing) - https://imgur.com/a/TPtQUmk
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If anyone's been following along with my various posts and comments, this was my first organized cycling event, and as such I don't have any points of comparison. This is more about putting my personal experiences of the day down in writing and sharing with others who might be new to the "scene" as well.
Training
To be honest, I was very unprepared for this race. I signed up for it shortly after buying my Trek Marlin 5 as motivation to get out riding. In that regard it worked, but I was short on time to get much training in. I rode a total of 127 miles in 10 rides prior to the day of the KLGC, with my longest ride being 20 miles the week before. I had a little bit of a running base, so I wasn't completely green, but we all know different muscles are used for each.
I was definitely concerned about the length as well as the elevation this ride presented.
Morning of
Up at 6:30 AM to get on the road by 7:15. Stopped at a sheetz and got a breakfast croissant, iced tea (my morning caffeine), water, and some peanut M&Ms for ride fuel. I had a 2 1/2 hour drive to make, and was trying to hydrate as much as I could, so I ended up having to stop a total of 3 times on the way up. This put me behind schedule and I ended up not arriving until 10:30am. I was one of the last ones in the parking lot.
On the plus side, there was no line to get my bib. I grabbed it and went back to the car to get combobulated. I had just enough time to get the bike ready, get sunscreen on, get my bib situated on my jersey, and hit the bathroom for one more pee (again, no line as they had already announced several times that we were supposed to be at the start line).
In retrospect, I definitely should've gotten there 15-30 minutes earlier to be a little less rushed. However, it did mean that I didn't have enough time to get a bunch of nerves built up (granted, I'd already been doing that in the car ride up).
The Ride
So, the important part. Having watched the long course riders take off, I lined up at the very back of the short course field. I was hoping that being at the back would keep me from taking off too fast. It worked for about 1/2 mile until I couldn't take being behind someone any more and started riding at a comfortable pace. Unfortunately, a comfortable pace at the beginning of the ride proved to be too fast (duh).
The first 5 miles ticked by quickly. We rode some pavement and made a lovely climb through a vineyard. The top of the climb had the nicest view of the lake, and I wish I would've taken 30 seconds to stop and grab a picture. I felt it was too early for a break, though, and kept plugging along.
After the vineyard, we zipped down a short paved section and then made a right turn onto The Hilltm .
It was everything I hoped it wouldn't be. The gravel surface was fine, no issues there, but the grade was impressive. It was at this point that I was very happy to be on a 29'er with low gearing. Lots of people were walking their bikes, and even some of those had to stop for a breather partway. I honestly think this was where I made up most of my positions on the board.
I stayed clipped in and just plugged along. There were a few points where I thought about stopping and walking, but I was afraid I couldn't get unclipped and put my feet down in time if I tried to stop. By the top, my lungs were screaming, but I made it. The decision to ride it out may have been a poor one, as this is about the point where my right knee started to hurt.
What does up does indeed have to come down (at least when you're riding a circuit), and the course was no exception. At this point, I was actually happy that I'd caught up to 2 riders who were being slightly cautious on the downhill. There's a good chance I might've stretched it out a little too much and lost control on an unfamiliar surface if I'd had the road wide open in front of me.
The rest of the ride had some long stretches of pavement, but decidedly tamer terrain. I periodically popped a few M&Ms and kept hydrating, but I wasn't really sure how often I should be eating as I was now in uncharted territory as far as ride length. My knee really started to bother me, and that was taking most of my attention.
For a while I could get around the knee pain by getting up on the pedals, but by the final 2 hills the stabilizing muscles were done for as well. Speaking of, as we turned onto the final road that was going to take us back to the brewery, my watch showed 2.5 miles to the finish. Just as we were approaching Pulteney, we were suddenly directed off-course by a road closure.
This may have been announced at the starting line when I was rushing around getting ready, but it was a surprise to me. The official course arrows were set up to direct us on a short detour, though, and we soon rejoined the main road.
As we finished up the last 2 miles, I was just done. The saddle that I'd chosen to replace the factory one on my Marlin was not doing me any favors. My knee was hurting and I couldn't get up on the pedals to relieve my seat pain anymore. As I got within sight of the finish line, I had nothing left to cross at any sort of an impressive pace. The 25+ mile course ended a hair over 30 miles.
Post Race
I took my time getting discombobulated post-race. First order of business was getting out of my sweaty riding stuff and back into street clothes. I don't know how people were still walking around with their kit on hours later when there were bathrooms available for changing. I was happy to have remembered baby wipes for cleaning off the dust/sunscreen mix that was all over my arms and legs.
I wandered back towards the brewery to scope out the food situation. There were 2 options - Tacos or pizza. The tacos smelled great, but I wasn't 100% confident in my digestive system's status at that moment, and opted for a BBQ chicken pizza instead.
As I sat in the grass waiting for my pizza, there was a long line of new orders being taken. At one point I heard the guy say it would be 45 minutes to someone who had placed their order probably 15 minutes after me. As the time ticked on, I observed several people come up to inquire about the status of their pizza. The responses were a bit exasperated indicating that they would be out when they were done. The staff were obviously working as fast as possible, and honestly it was impressive how many pies they were turning out of one oven.
Not wanting to add to their stress, I sat and waited, growing hungrier with each passing pie. Finally after an hour and a half, most everyone around me was done and gone... the podiums and awards were complete, and I wasn't certain I could muster the energy to flag down the delivery guy. But I did, and although he didn't admit it, after going and looking for my order he somewhat sheepishly came back and asked what I had ordered, so I'm almost certain that my slip had gotten lost. Perhaps whisked away by the unrelenting wind.
After another 10 minutes, I had my pizza and downed it with (perhaps a bit too much) gusto. It was good, but I definitely shouldn't have waited that long to ask about it.
Conclusion
Would I do it again? Yeah, probably. I do feel that there was a lot of pavement for a "gravel" ride. Maybe the long course ends up with a higher % of gravel, but the short definitely had a lot of pavement. The gravel itself was good, though. Course conditions were great, although obviously dry with the lack of rain we've had. The weather was ALMOST perfect, but the wind knocked that down a few points.
The ride was very well supported. I had the course loaded in my Garmin watch in case I zoned out, but the turns were also well-marked and major intersections had traffic control courtesy of local fire and police departments. I saw the support truck several times and never felt like I was far from help if I needed it.
Post race was a little bit disappointing. I'm not sure if I missed something, but after crossing the line I just rode back to my car, and then had to go to the brewery to buy something to drink to supplant my now-empty water bottles. I know a lot of people were going for the post-ride beer anyway, but I don't drink so it would've been nice to see some complementary water or something.
Now that I've got one down, I'm looking forward to seeking out other local rides and continuing to build my abilities!
Pictures from the day (none of the course, sorry... I was concentrating on finishing) - https://imgur.com/a/TPtQUmk
2023.06.06 21:08 0socialcues Is it worth it
My girlfriend has chronic illness and I don't know what to do. I know she is in a lot of pain but all she does is complain about like I get. She always want to fight with me over the shit she lost or not your spending time together when when we're attached to our hips when we're at home and hanging out with friends or family. I have no time to myself unless she's asleep. She doesn't clean up after herself. She's forgetful and it feels like she doesn't love me even though I tried my hardest to do everything to provide for her and she doesn't recognize it.
I called her a bitch when I really needed help something cuz all she was doing was bitching am I in the wrong. It's always about her and her needs. she makes me cry and stressed about arguments (I don't eat enough, I don't make her dinner, I don't spend enough time with her, she is always upset and says it's your fault). When she is a literally the one that self-destructing herself and are relationship. I'm just here trying to help plus I have my own issues I'm dealing with. Im not a caregiver and never was.
She makes me feel like I'm the crazy one when she's actually crazy. She told me she feels like a burden. I tell her we are all burden to someone that's why we help each other.
Sommetimes I just sit there and just ask myself IS IT WORTH IT?
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I called her a bitch when I really needed help something cuz all she was doing was bitching am I in the wrong. It's always about her and her needs. she makes me cry and stressed about arguments (I don't eat enough, I don't make her dinner, I don't spend enough time with her, she is always upset and says it's your fault). When she is a literally the one that self-destructing herself and are relationship. I'm just here trying to help plus I have my own issues I'm dealing with. Im not a caregiver and never was.
She makes me feel like I'm the crazy one when she's actually crazy. She told me she feels like a burden. I tell her we are all burden to someone that's why we help each other.
Sommetimes I just sit there and just ask myself IS IT WORTH IT?
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2023.06.06 21:06 StupidInternetFart Tinder Misadventures - Pt2. Bellybutton Boy
Seems like ReddX enjoyed the last story he narrated, and people here seem to want more... Far be it from me to deny you that all-too-enticing hit of cringe, so we'll get after is again today. Before we do though, I'd like to invite you into my head. It might help explain my reaction (or lack of one) to the previous dating nightmare. I was young, I was raised by alcoholic parents, and I was taught that speaking up about anything only brings trouble.
I don't need pity, I've been to therapy and moved past it for the most part, it's simply to shed some light on why I remained so passive through these events. Truth be told, this series of strange and awful dates slowly helped to bring me out of the shell that I'd built for myself, so it was all happening for a reason I guess... but we aren't there quite yet.
Dean was the worst date, but he wasn't the first date that I subjected to myself from Tinder. No, that honor belongs to Ben the Bellybutton Boy. Cast lists are unnecessary, TLDR is at the end. Let's get the cringe-train rolling.
Ben's profile wasn't very intricate. A single line about wanting something meaningful, which doesn't hold much water for me anymore... but I was 18 and naïve. Some might say that I was also fairly shallow. In one picture he was drinking a Natty Ice, in another he had on a backwards hat. I was close to swiping left on yet another bro-dude and carrying on... But then I got one look at Ben with his shirt off and I was hooked.
It might be a catfish, but for a body like that? I was more than willing to take my shot. Suffice to say, that he was a gorgeous human being. I should've been looking more than skin deep though, because Ben had some deep dark secrets. He did match with me though, and I was super flattered. We had a meandering conversation. I learned that he loves his mom, and is absolutely terrified of horror movies. Those things will come into play later. He didn't seem to have much to say that was interesting or clever, but I let it all slide. Ben's abs were blinders, a 3 pack on each side.
He seemed to push for a meetup rather fast, which usually made me go ghost in the few Tinder conversations I'd had before... But I thought to myself that now I was finally ready for an actual date with an internet stranger. Maybe he was way more interesting in person. (He was interesting, but not in the way that I'd hoped.) The fact that his body was chiseled from granite-turned-flesh had nothing to do with my decision. Again, isn't it funny the lies that we tell ourselves?
Ben wanted me to come over to his place and stupidly, I agreed to do so. We'd only been talking for about a week, and now I was going to deliver myself to his front door? Walk right into the wolf-den and hope for the best? God... I swear, I'd love to shake the living shit out of my past-self... but I truly didn't know better at the time. Maybe we would actually watch some Netflix and chill? Could he actually be looking for something meaningful?
Ben's place was in a lower-middle-class section of the LA outskirts. At the time, I thought it looked pretty busted but compared to some of my later encounters? It wasn't the worst house. Sort of non-descript and uninteresting, but well-maintained... much like Ben himself, I suppose. I scoped it out for a few minutes. Surfboards on the porch, a few potted plants, a bench-seat out front. It seemed very normal, so I collected myself, headed up to the front door, and knocked.
Ben answered and he was all smiles. He lifted my arm above my head and I gave him a little twirl. After a wolf-whistle, he commented that he'd like to see something that showed a bit more of my midriff. He gestured for me to show my stomach to him, and I did. I didn't mind. I put work into it. A strong body starts with a strong core. Ben seemed satisfied. Maybe a bit more than that in hindsight. His eyes devoured me, but he was a hunk. So I didn't mind. His predatory nature would soon be revealed to me, but I had no idea what I was in for quite yet. Instead, I let him scoop me up into a hug before he invited me inside.
The house was sort of bohemian. Lots of incense holders and dreamcatchers. Definitely not the sort of thing I'd pick, but he was a stoner-surfer bro-dude. Maybe all of this stuff was just evidence of a more sensitive side to him? I asked about some of the knick-knacks, just trying to initiate idle conversation and maybe dig past the surface level. It worked a bit. He ended up telling me about spending time in India. He seemed to harbor a lot of disdain for the country. Said people were shitting all in the streets and he couldn't find clean water anywhere. "It's like Mexico with way more poop and a few less beheadings."
I laughed. The line wasn't that funny, but the laugh also served to diffuse some of the tense atmosphere that had been created after endless jabs about everything from the caste system to the "dirty" street food and everything in between. He didn't overly-focus on a lack of attention from women, but it was mentioned. I made a mental note. Ben definitely had some entitlement issues, and with that rage simmering below the surface? It could be an explosive combination. I made a note to mind my P's and Q's and shifted the subject, asking what he had planned for Netflix.
He led me to the couch without answering and handed me the remote. "I'll leave that up to you. I've gotta finish preparing the feast." There had been a couple of red-flags so far, but nothing that would make me go screaming into the night. At least, not yet. I hit 'surprise me' on Netflix, and Ben came back into the room with a platter covered in fish. They were sardines. Even before my seafood surprise from part 1, I wasn't a huge fan of fish. Ben saw the look on my face and presumed that he should explain his dining choices. I really wish that he hadn't.
"I try to eat sardines and pineapple almost exclusively because I'm load-maxxing." he said with a nod.
I thought it was a weight-lifting term, and I just sort of nodded... but my face must've still look quizzical because he continued.
"You know how some male porn stars can shoot like the biggest loads of jizz? I think that's super hot, and I wanna be able to do that... But also have it taste good too. Not that I'm gay or anything, I don't eat my own cum like some [redacted] but I just think it's super sexy when a girl is enjoying herself. I'm also taking selenium supplements and it's totally working. I can fill up a whole shot glass now. Before I started load-maxxing it was just like, this sad little poot of semen... But now I'm shooting ropes of the stuff! I might show you later, if you're lucky."
I frowned and shook my head, but I don't think he took much notice of it as he went to work obliterating those smelly, oily little fishies. I didn't speak up, but like any sane person... I knew that I had to make my escape. However, due to the constraints of the social contract that we've all unwillingly signed, I'd need to bide my time and find the proper strategy. I definitely didn't want to have this jizzed up meathead explode in my face, if you'll excuse the pun. You don't just declare war, y'know? You prime the press, you square things with the UN, you make up your reasons.
The 'surprise me' movie that I can't remember rolled on, and he offered me the fish-plate. I politely declined. My brain was occupied with the perfect exit, and hunger is a decent motivator even aside from the unpredictable meatball that I was seated next to. Truth be told? I should've just blitzed the front door and not bothered to explain myself. He might get upset, but I'd be safe in the car... But then I wouldn't have this story to share.
Eventually, the sardines all went to meet poopoo-Jesus and he leaned back on the couch. He snaked his hand onto my shoulder and pulled me backwards. I wasn't in the mood to cuddle so I'd scoot away, then he'd inch closer. I hated every second of this awkward little dance, but the strangeness got turned up to 11 when he started running his oily unwashed fish-fingers around my bellybutton. I squirmed away and stood up. I told him that this was all getting to be a little bit too much, too soon... but Bellybutton Boy wasn't about to let me escape that easily.
He stood up in that same moment and blocked the walkway to the front door. He asked me to please sit back down while at the same time 'guiding' me by the shoulders. He was far too forceful for my liking. It was a gentle pull into his arm, a gentle push back into the couch... But this was our first date. I've seen things like this before between my own parents. This toolbox is one bad argument away from throwing a cinderblock at the back of my head. I took a deep breath and used my go-to tactic of avoiding conflict at that time: submission.
As I sat back onto the couch, he dropped to his knees. I was expecting the worst to happen, but instead he started to baby-talk me... Which is still pretty fucking bad.
"Does wittle Dawnie want to see baby Ben's tongue? I can wick your wittle bewwybutton. Then maybe we can go pway wiff somefing ewse. My woad is about to expwode..."
I still wonder if he meant for it to rhyme. It was effective, in a way. I still remember those words many years later. The thousand-yard stare I had adopted as my defense started to gaze through time and space. Trying to find any reality that wasn't this one. Just because my body was stuck there, didn't mean that my brain had to be... So I disconnected as much as possible, but even Terri Schiavo would take notice of the horror that would befall me next.
I suppose baby Ben the bellybutton bully boy took my silence and disaffected staring at the ceiling as consent, because he lifted my shirt enough to expose my bellybutton. The first this he did was give it a really deep sniff before letting out a satisfied "ohhhh yeahhhh". Was he looking for a good scent? A bad one? Was he just THAT excited to unveil the mysterious allure of a teenage navel? The debate rages on until this very day. It doesn't matter much, because he didn't stop at smelling it.
His tongue slipped into that umbilical scar and started to explore. I never wanted this. I didn't consent at any point, but I didn't outright say "NO" either. I've unpacked this experience with multiple therapists. I think what I remember most vividly was looking down and seeing his oily fish lips. They were sucking on my stomach like my navel was the last source of oxygen on the planet. I recall seeing his tongue, covered in the desiccated and masticated remains of a sardine meal, fishing around for whatever the hell it was he wanted. He kept muttering to himself between spelunking expeditions, weird shit like "ooo baby wike your bewwy" and "mama make benny's peepee so hawd".
The cringe-meter was redlining, and I finally realized that he wasn't going to stop unless I made him stop. I told him that I had to pee, and that he should PLEASE drink some water. I was hoping it might wash away some of the sardine leftovers, if I really did need to come back. At this point, my plan was to bail out the bathroom window. Until I got to the bathroom and saw that the window was only about 6 inches tall. Just enough to air out sardine-and-selenium-laden ploppers, but not enough to do me any good.
I must've stood in that bathroom for 20 minutes or so. There was no escape. If I wanted out, I'd need to go through. Just as a reminder from the universe, every once in a while I'd hear Ben let out a large belch. At least he was washing his fishy mouth out. I steeled myself and headed back into the living room. I lied that I had a text from my mom and had to leave, but Ben wrapped his arms around me and begged to finish. I could clearly smell beer on his breath. Memories of dear old dad must've kicked in, because I found myself agreeing to sit on the couch again.
He continued rubbing his stale-beer-smelling mouth all over my stomach, except this time there was the added benefits of pauses to burp every so often. "Doesn't dat sound wike a echo mama?" I truly did want to die in that moment. I had to find some way to at least pump the brakes, if not bail out completely. I squirmed away from him, again. I told him this was moving too fast, again. He didn't ignore me this time. So I suggested that we watch a new movie. This time I chose a Chucky movie. Either he would get scared and give me an out, or I'd pretend to be scared and make the exit for myself.
If I knew how he'd actually react, I might not have taken this measure. The moment the movie started Ben was immobilized. He had stopped trying to molest my bellybutton. All he did was apply a nervous death-grip the arm of the sofa. I asked if he was OK, but he insisted he was fine. He was not fine however, and after the first murder I looked over to see tears rolling down his cheeks.
This was my moment. It was either act like a cold-hard bitch, or continue being assaulted. I asked incredulously, "ARE YOU CRYING??" He nodded and started his whining baby-talk, but he didn't follow me as I leapt from the couch, called him a sissy, and flung the front door open. I quickly walked to my car. My brain had second thoughts, but I started the ignition. I legitimately wanted things to work with Ben. I would've been mommy. Whatever. But he didn't ask for consent at any point and was overly-pushy about everything he wanted.
While I felt bad about doing that to Ben, and piling an insult on top of it... I felt much more delight than despair. This situation was headed for a place that I didn't want it to go, and I was able to scratch and claw my way back to freedom. The bellybutton boy had unveiled his Achilles heel as a silly talking point, and I thanked my lucky stars that I was able to use that to my advantage. He could've flown into a rage over it, but he didn't. The guardian angel on my shoulder was working overtime on that day, I have no doubts about that. Looking back, should I have called the cops and reported him? Probably. Instead, I just thanked my lucky stars and tried to move past it in my own way...
You'd think that would be the end of this tale, but there was a follow-up to the bad date. Remember when I mentioned that Ben was close to his mother? Well, she charged into battle in defense of her little bellybutton man... I answered the first time she called. I wouldn't make that mistake again. She accused me of abusing her special boy, she threatened me with everything from death to lawsuits, she slung every curse under the sun at me. After 5 minutes, I realized I was trying to talk sense into a lunatic and blocked her number.
Bellybutton matriarch wasn't done yet though... I would get sporadic VOIP calls for weeks afterwards. She contacted my job to report me. She attempted to harass MY mom and every other contact she could find. I suppose that's the unfortunate part of social media. I explained to everyone what had happened and they all agreed that she was completely unhinged. Luckily, it seemed like her harassment was confined to the internet. I went dark for a month, and I guess she found a new target. Ben wouldn't have trouble getting more dates, even if he was a certified navel-gazer.
It was at this point that I swore off of Tinder for the first time. That wouldn't stop me from meeting up with maniacs though. My therapist says that I demonstrate a concerning amount of thrill-seeking behavior, and that these encounters are a manifestation of that. While I don't disagree 100%, I still think I overanalyze and avoid uncertainty in a lot of other areas of my life. Maybe the comments will let me know how they feel about that diagnosis?
Speaking of therapy... In hindsight, I can absolutely see how that insane woman could've produced a self-absorbed, baby-talking dunderhead. If you look at it through that frame then the tale of Ben the bellybutton boy takes on a much more depressing tone. He's like a modern-day Frankenstein, but he does still bear some responsibility for his actions. At least, that's what I tell myself when I start feeling guilty.
I did manage to stay of Tinder for a while, but in our next installment we are headed to Craigslist. Be afraid. Those are tales for another day though... Thanks to ReddX if he reads this. Please subscribe to him on YouTube if ya haven't. I'll see you again next time my little Tinderlings. -Dawn
TL;DR Lunatic lugnut baby-talks my bellybutton with his fish-lips.
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I don't need pity, I've been to therapy and moved past it for the most part, it's simply to shed some light on why I remained so passive through these events. Truth be told, this series of strange and awful dates slowly helped to bring me out of the shell that I'd built for myself, so it was all happening for a reason I guess... but we aren't there quite yet.
Dean was the worst date, but he wasn't the first date that I subjected to myself from Tinder. No, that honor belongs to Ben the Bellybutton Boy. Cast lists are unnecessary, TLDR is at the end. Let's get the cringe-train rolling.
Ben's profile wasn't very intricate. A single line about wanting something meaningful, which doesn't hold much water for me anymore... but I was 18 and naïve. Some might say that I was also fairly shallow. In one picture he was drinking a Natty Ice, in another he had on a backwards hat. I was close to swiping left on yet another bro-dude and carrying on... But then I got one look at Ben with his shirt off and I was hooked.
It might be a catfish, but for a body like that? I was more than willing to take my shot. Suffice to say, that he was a gorgeous human being. I should've been looking more than skin deep though, because Ben had some deep dark secrets. He did match with me though, and I was super flattered. We had a meandering conversation. I learned that he loves his mom, and is absolutely terrified of horror movies. Those things will come into play later. He didn't seem to have much to say that was interesting or clever, but I let it all slide. Ben's abs were blinders, a 3 pack on each side.
He seemed to push for a meetup rather fast, which usually made me go ghost in the few Tinder conversations I'd had before... But I thought to myself that now I was finally ready for an actual date with an internet stranger. Maybe he was way more interesting in person. (He was interesting, but not in the way that I'd hoped.) The fact that his body was chiseled from granite-turned-flesh had nothing to do with my decision. Again, isn't it funny the lies that we tell ourselves?
Ben wanted me to come over to his place and stupidly, I agreed to do so. We'd only been talking for about a week, and now I was going to deliver myself to his front door? Walk right into the wolf-den and hope for the best? God... I swear, I'd love to shake the living shit out of my past-self... but I truly didn't know better at the time. Maybe we would actually watch some Netflix and chill? Could he actually be looking for something meaningful?
Ben's place was in a lower-middle-class section of the LA outskirts. At the time, I thought it looked pretty busted but compared to some of my later encounters? It wasn't the worst house. Sort of non-descript and uninteresting, but well-maintained... much like Ben himself, I suppose. I scoped it out for a few minutes. Surfboards on the porch, a few potted plants, a bench-seat out front. It seemed very normal, so I collected myself, headed up to the front door, and knocked.
Ben answered and he was all smiles. He lifted my arm above my head and I gave him a little twirl. After a wolf-whistle, he commented that he'd like to see something that showed a bit more of my midriff. He gestured for me to show my stomach to him, and I did. I didn't mind. I put work into it. A strong body starts with a strong core. Ben seemed satisfied. Maybe a bit more than that in hindsight. His eyes devoured me, but he was a hunk. So I didn't mind. His predatory nature would soon be revealed to me, but I had no idea what I was in for quite yet. Instead, I let him scoop me up into a hug before he invited me inside.
The house was sort of bohemian. Lots of incense holders and dreamcatchers. Definitely not the sort of thing I'd pick, but he was a stoner-surfer bro-dude. Maybe all of this stuff was just evidence of a more sensitive side to him? I asked about some of the knick-knacks, just trying to initiate idle conversation and maybe dig past the surface level. It worked a bit. He ended up telling me about spending time in India. He seemed to harbor a lot of disdain for the country. Said people were shitting all in the streets and he couldn't find clean water anywhere. "It's like Mexico with way more poop and a few less beheadings."
I laughed. The line wasn't that funny, but the laugh also served to diffuse some of the tense atmosphere that had been created after endless jabs about everything from the caste system to the "dirty" street food and everything in between. He didn't overly-focus on a lack of attention from women, but it was mentioned. I made a mental note. Ben definitely had some entitlement issues, and with that rage simmering below the surface? It could be an explosive combination. I made a note to mind my P's and Q's and shifted the subject, asking what he had planned for Netflix.
He led me to the couch without answering and handed me the remote. "I'll leave that up to you. I've gotta finish preparing the feast." There had been a couple of red-flags so far, but nothing that would make me go screaming into the night. At least, not yet. I hit 'surprise me' on Netflix, and Ben came back into the room with a platter covered in fish. They were sardines. Even before my seafood surprise from part 1, I wasn't a huge fan of fish. Ben saw the look on my face and presumed that he should explain his dining choices. I really wish that he hadn't.
"I try to eat sardines and pineapple almost exclusively because I'm load-maxxing." he said with a nod.
I thought it was a weight-lifting term, and I just sort of nodded... but my face must've still look quizzical because he continued.
"You know how some male porn stars can shoot like the biggest loads of jizz? I think that's super hot, and I wanna be able to do that... But also have it taste good too. Not that I'm gay or anything, I don't eat my own cum like some [redacted] but I just think it's super sexy when a girl is enjoying herself. I'm also taking selenium supplements and it's totally working. I can fill up a whole shot glass now. Before I started load-maxxing it was just like, this sad little poot of semen... But now I'm shooting ropes of the stuff! I might show you later, if you're lucky."
I frowned and shook my head, but I don't think he took much notice of it as he went to work obliterating those smelly, oily little fishies. I didn't speak up, but like any sane person... I knew that I had to make my escape. However, due to the constraints of the social contract that we've all unwillingly signed, I'd need to bide my time and find the proper strategy. I definitely didn't want to have this jizzed up meathead explode in my face, if you'll excuse the pun. You don't just declare war, y'know? You prime the press, you square things with the UN, you make up your reasons.
The 'surprise me' movie that I can't remember rolled on, and he offered me the fish-plate. I politely declined. My brain was occupied with the perfect exit, and hunger is a decent motivator even aside from the unpredictable meatball that I was seated next to. Truth be told? I should've just blitzed the front door and not bothered to explain myself. He might get upset, but I'd be safe in the car... But then I wouldn't have this story to share.
Eventually, the sardines all went to meet poopoo-Jesus and he leaned back on the couch. He snaked his hand onto my shoulder and pulled me backwards. I wasn't in the mood to cuddle so I'd scoot away, then he'd inch closer. I hated every second of this awkward little dance, but the strangeness got turned up to 11 when he started running his oily unwashed fish-fingers around my bellybutton. I squirmed away and stood up. I told him that this was all getting to be a little bit too much, too soon... but Bellybutton Boy wasn't about to let me escape that easily.
He stood up in that same moment and blocked the walkway to the front door. He asked me to please sit back down while at the same time 'guiding' me by the shoulders. He was far too forceful for my liking. It was a gentle pull into his arm, a gentle push back into the couch... But this was our first date. I've seen things like this before between my own parents. This toolbox is one bad argument away from throwing a cinderblock at the back of my head. I took a deep breath and used my go-to tactic of avoiding conflict at that time: submission.
As I sat back onto the couch, he dropped to his knees. I was expecting the worst to happen, but instead he started to baby-talk me... Which is still pretty fucking bad.
"Does wittle Dawnie want to see baby Ben's tongue? I can wick your wittle bewwybutton. Then maybe we can go pway wiff somefing ewse. My woad is about to expwode..."
I still wonder if he meant for it to rhyme. It was effective, in a way. I still remember those words many years later. The thousand-yard stare I had adopted as my defense started to gaze through time and space. Trying to find any reality that wasn't this one. Just because my body was stuck there, didn't mean that my brain had to be... So I disconnected as much as possible, but even Terri Schiavo would take notice of the horror that would befall me next.
I suppose baby Ben the bellybutton bully boy took my silence and disaffected staring at the ceiling as consent, because he lifted my shirt enough to expose my bellybutton. The first this he did was give it a really deep sniff before letting out a satisfied "ohhhh yeahhhh". Was he looking for a good scent? A bad one? Was he just THAT excited to unveil the mysterious allure of a teenage navel? The debate rages on until this very day. It doesn't matter much, because he didn't stop at smelling it.
His tongue slipped into that umbilical scar and started to explore. I never wanted this. I didn't consent at any point, but I didn't outright say "NO" either. I've unpacked this experience with multiple therapists. I think what I remember most vividly was looking down and seeing his oily fish lips. They were sucking on my stomach like my navel was the last source of oxygen on the planet. I recall seeing his tongue, covered in the desiccated and masticated remains of a sardine meal, fishing around for whatever the hell it was he wanted. He kept muttering to himself between spelunking expeditions, weird shit like "ooo baby wike your bewwy" and "mama make benny's peepee so hawd".
The cringe-meter was redlining, and I finally realized that he wasn't going to stop unless I made him stop. I told him that I had to pee, and that he should PLEASE drink some water. I was hoping it might wash away some of the sardine leftovers, if I really did need to come back. At this point, my plan was to bail out the bathroom window. Until I got to the bathroom and saw that the window was only about 6 inches tall. Just enough to air out sardine-and-selenium-laden ploppers, but not enough to do me any good.
I must've stood in that bathroom for 20 minutes or so. There was no escape. If I wanted out, I'd need to go through. Just as a reminder from the universe, every once in a while I'd hear Ben let out a large belch. At least he was washing his fishy mouth out. I steeled myself and headed back into the living room. I lied that I had a text from my mom and had to leave, but Ben wrapped his arms around me and begged to finish. I could clearly smell beer on his breath. Memories of dear old dad must've kicked in, because I found myself agreeing to sit on the couch again.
He continued rubbing his stale-beer-smelling mouth all over my stomach, except this time there was the added benefits of pauses to burp every so often. "Doesn't dat sound wike a echo mama?" I truly did want to die in that moment. I had to find some way to at least pump the brakes, if not bail out completely. I squirmed away from him, again. I told him this was moving too fast, again. He didn't ignore me this time. So I suggested that we watch a new movie. This time I chose a Chucky movie. Either he would get scared and give me an out, or I'd pretend to be scared and make the exit for myself.
If I knew how he'd actually react, I might not have taken this measure. The moment the movie started Ben was immobilized. He had stopped trying to molest my bellybutton. All he did was apply a nervous death-grip the arm of the sofa. I asked if he was OK, but he insisted he was fine. He was not fine however, and after the first murder I looked over to see tears rolling down his cheeks.
This was my moment. It was either act like a cold-hard bitch, or continue being assaulted. I asked incredulously, "ARE YOU CRYING??" He nodded and started his whining baby-talk, but he didn't follow me as I leapt from the couch, called him a sissy, and flung the front door open. I quickly walked to my car. My brain had second thoughts, but I started the ignition. I legitimately wanted things to work with Ben. I would've been mommy. Whatever. But he didn't ask for consent at any point and was overly-pushy about everything he wanted.
While I felt bad about doing that to Ben, and piling an insult on top of it... I felt much more delight than despair. This situation was headed for a place that I didn't want it to go, and I was able to scratch and claw my way back to freedom. The bellybutton boy had unveiled his Achilles heel as a silly talking point, and I thanked my lucky stars that I was able to use that to my advantage. He could've flown into a rage over it, but he didn't. The guardian angel on my shoulder was working overtime on that day, I have no doubts about that. Looking back, should I have called the cops and reported him? Probably. Instead, I just thanked my lucky stars and tried to move past it in my own way...
You'd think that would be the end of this tale, but there was a follow-up to the bad date. Remember when I mentioned that Ben was close to his mother? Well, she charged into battle in defense of her little bellybutton man... I answered the first time she called. I wouldn't make that mistake again. She accused me of abusing her special boy, she threatened me with everything from death to lawsuits, she slung every curse under the sun at me. After 5 minutes, I realized I was trying to talk sense into a lunatic and blocked her number.
Bellybutton matriarch wasn't done yet though... I would get sporadic VOIP calls for weeks afterwards. She contacted my job to report me. She attempted to harass MY mom and every other contact she could find. I suppose that's the unfortunate part of social media. I explained to everyone what had happened and they all agreed that she was completely unhinged. Luckily, it seemed like her harassment was confined to the internet. I went dark for a month, and I guess she found a new target. Ben wouldn't have trouble getting more dates, even if he was a certified navel-gazer.
It was at this point that I swore off of Tinder for the first time. That wouldn't stop me from meeting up with maniacs though. My therapist says that I demonstrate a concerning amount of thrill-seeking behavior, and that these encounters are a manifestation of that. While I don't disagree 100%, I still think I overanalyze and avoid uncertainty in a lot of other areas of my life. Maybe the comments will let me know how they feel about that diagnosis?
Speaking of therapy... In hindsight, I can absolutely see how that insane woman could've produced a self-absorbed, baby-talking dunderhead. If you look at it through that frame then the tale of Ben the bellybutton boy takes on a much more depressing tone. He's like a modern-day Frankenstein, but he does still bear some responsibility for his actions. At least, that's what I tell myself when I start feeling guilty.
I did manage to stay of Tinder for a while, but in our next installment we are headed to Craigslist. Be afraid. Those are tales for another day though... Thanks to ReddX if he reads this. Please subscribe to him on YouTube if ya haven't. I'll see you again next time my little Tinderlings. -Dawn
TL;DR Lunatic lugnut baby-talks my bellybutton with his fish-lips.
2023.06.06 21:06 cee-kay-duuh Faith and other interests
Faith has saved me a lot of times and comforts me so so much and I am very thankful that it's part of my life. I think about it every day and I really do want to try my best to follow all that we are called to do.
But.
Alongside faith there is another thing I really like. It doesn't fill as many needs as faith does, obviously, but I think about it and do it all the time.
And that's drawing.
The (almost) only two things I do throughout my day is draw and read the Bible.
I was wondering if you had any tips for keeping faith on top despite my borderline unhealthy obsession with drawing.
I am being checked out for any neurological disorders so this strong interest in drawing could be that. And I do my very best to keep Christian themes and such in my art. But I dunno. Is that enough? To include God in the art I make? To use this fixation that way?
I don't know.
Anyway, I am going to bed in an hour or so, please do not get hurt if I do not reply to your comments in a timely manner. I will do my best to engage in the conversation when I wake up tomorrow.
Also English is my second language, please correct me if I didn't express myself clearly.
God bless.
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But.
Alongside faith there is another thing I really like. It doesn't fill as many needs as faith does, obviously, but I think about it and do it all the time.
And that's drawing.
The (almost) only two things I do throughout my day is draw and read the Bible.
I was wondering if you had any tips for keeping faith on top despite my borderline unhealthy obsession with drawing.
I am being checked out for any neurological disorders so this strong interest in drawing could be that. And I do my very best to keep Christian themes and such in my art. But I dunno. Is that enough? To include God in the art I make? To use this fixation that way?
I don't know.
Anyway, I am going to bed in an hour or so, please do not get hurt if I do not reply to your comments in a timely manner. I will do my best to engage in the conversation when I wake up tomorrow.
Also English is my second language, please correct me if I didn't express myself clearly.
God bless.
2023.06.06 21:06 TheAlexPlus Rime of the Frostmaiden: The Forever Winter - an Enhanced Icewind Dale Campaign [5e][Weekly][Wednesdays][6:30PM CDT][3+ Hours][Online][FoundryVTT][PAID][$15][2 of 5 seats open][Streamed]
Summer is cancelled and Icewind Dale is screwed unless you can figure out what the hell is going on...
Hello, my friends! My name is Alex. I've run this campaign twice before and I'm pretty excited to see what kind of horrible wackiness we can get up to this time around! This will be an above average experience if I can help it and I hope to make tons of friends along the way! If you're into roleplaying, jokes, subversion of expectation, mystery, whimsy, or simply "clownin' around", if you like Dimension 20 or anything Brennan Lee Mulligan or Emily Axford does, or if you're looking for a D&D game with a mix of goofy, weird, stupid, and serious with a splash of storytelling pizzazz, then this is the game for you!!!I recognize that this is supposed to be an overall serious campaign, and it is, don't get me wrong! But I'm a pretty wacky guy and this game will lean less on the harsh atmosphere and more into the interconnected story threads, personal plots if they arise, and the fear that something more powerful than you could be hiding around any corner. Utilizing Foundry VTT, I've been able to enhance the adventure with musical themes and sound effects for most scenes, automation, and animations for tons of spells, quest tracking, and several leveled maps with dynamically changing walls, lighting, and 3d vision calculation!Icewind Dale Player Commercial
Let me tell you a bit about myself, though...
I come from a writing, directing, and video production background and have been putting these skills to good use at my digital gaming table for over 3 years now. I'm hoping I can apply the skills I'm good at to provide an above average experience to new and experienced players alike. I love to get into character and on top of accents here and there, I have my video feed switch to show images of significant NPCs when possible, not to mention all the music I have picked out for each unique encounter. I spend time picking from backstories and integrating fun easter eggs/story content for each player.
Overall, I'm a goofy guy, looking to land a joke whenever possible, but I have a knack for narrative thread and always set out to weave an interesting tale.
"...The overall value on your end was worth it, 100%. You ran an engaging, entertaining game and I enjoyed being one of your players." - Previous Player
"...This has been one of the best roleplaying experiences I've had!" - Current Player
"...You are a great and creative DM. I appreciate the effort you put in." - Current Player
Read more reviews on my StartPlaying profile
To get a sense of my style, feel free to check out episodes of my previous Witchlight campaign where two of our players will be joining us from. The Wild Beyond Playlist
Game Details and Extras
- Open to players of all experience levels.
- I lean heavily on the concept of "yes, and..." I like to go with the flow of what you're putting down and tend not to "no, but..." unless it conflicts with existing world elements...
- I'll work with you outside (and inside) of the game to build a character that fits into the setting and story line. I like to spread bits of information out across players so they can roleplay to put them together.
- Character creation will be done on dndbeyond and you will have access to a vast majority of the sourcebook bundle to choose from, as far as races and classes go, for as long as you remain in the game.
- Previous games have been 60/40 roleplay/combat with the potential swings in either direction depending on the chapter, but the ending chapters do lean into combat much more.
- Although I'll be running the main essence of the module, I'll be adapting bits as necessary to help with story flow, mystery, and suspense, as well as incorporating character backstory here and there.
- We will be running the official Rime of the Frostmaiden module with all the included maps and artwork (that I've digitally enhanced), including a number of extra maps and NPC art I've collected or created personally. All of these with dynamic lighting effects and.
- A number of maps have been expanded utilizing Forgotten Adventures beautiful assets.
- Due to the voice and video content, our game will be played with voice and video through discord. Please have a decent microphone.
- We will be using Foundry VTT for play, but you will still create characters in dndbeyond to be imported over. Foundry has outdone Roll20 in my opinion and has a large number of modules to help with combat automation, attack animations, music, sound effects, lighting effects, time tracking, etc. Additionally, there are a number of per-user settings you can customize such as choosing your own on screen 3d dice, picking animations for the summoning of your various beast or familiars, turning down the music, etc
- I have collected a large number of sound effects, music, and ambiences that I incorporate into each scene. I like to hand pick songs to accompany each unique encounter, with variations depending on possible outcomes.
- I try to change my voice to imitate various monsters and NPCs and utilize imagery in my webcam for all significant characters who have art in the book.
- Foundry has the potential to be processor intensive and a decent computer is recommended, but there are settings that can be lowered to allow for some lower end machines.
- Sessions are streamed live on Twitch and then archived on YouTube.
- $15 per session.
How to Apply
Quick google form, post here, or DM me if you have questions.Player Application
2023.06.06 21:05 TheAlexPlus Rime of the Frostmaiden: The Forever Winter - an Enhanced Icewind Dale Campaign [5e][Weekly][Wednesdays][6:30PM CDT][3+ Hours][Online][FoundryVTT][PAID][$15][2 of 5 seats open][Streamed]
Summer is cancelled and Icewind Dale is screwed unless you can figure out what the hell is going on...
Hello, my friends! My name is Alex. I've run this campaign twice before and I'm pretty excited to see what kind of horrible wackiness we can get up to this time around! This will be an above average experience if I can help it and I hope to make tons of friends along the way! If you're into roleplaying, jokes, subversion of expectation, mystery, whimsy, or simply "clownin' around", if you like Dimension 20 or anything Brennan Lee Mulligan or Emily Axford does, or if you're looking for a D&D game with a mix of goofy, weird, stupid, and serious with a splash of storytelling pizzazz, then this is the game for you!!!I recognize that this is supposed to be an overall serious campaign, and it is, don't get me wrong! But I'm a pretty wacky guy and this game will lean less on the harsh atmosphere and more into the interconnected story threads, personal plots if they arise, and the fear that something more powerful than you could be hiding around any corner. Utilizing Foundry VTT, I've been able to enhance the adventure with musical themes and sound effects for most scenes, automation, and animations for tons of spells, quest tracking, and several leveled maps with dynamically changing walls, lighting, and 3d vision calculation!Icewind Dale Player Commercial
Let me tell you a bit about myself, though...
I come from a writing, directing, and video production background and have been putting these skills to good use at my digital gaming table for over 3 years now. I'm hoping I can apply the skills I'm good at to provide an above average experience to new and experienced players alike. I love to get into character and on top of accents here and there, I have my video feed switch to show images of significant NPCs when possible, not to mention all the music I have picked out for each unique encounter. I spend time picking from backstories and integrating fun easter eggs/story content for each player.
Overall, I'm a goofy guy, looking to land a joke whenever possible, but I have a knack for narrative thread and always set out to weave an interesting tale.
"...The overall value on your end was worth it, 100%. You ran an engaging, entertaining game and I enjoyed being one of your players." - Previous Player
"...This has been one of the best roleplaying experiences I've had!" - Current Player
"...You are a great and creative DM. I appreciate the effort you put in." - Current Player
Read more reviews on my StartPlaying profile
To get a sense of my style, feel free to check out episodes of my previous Witchlight campaign where two of our players will be joining us from. The Wild Beyond Playlist
Game Details and Extras
- Open to players of all experience levels.
- I lean heavily on the concept of "yes, and..." I like to go with the flow of what you're putting down and tend not to "no, but..." unless it conflicts with existing world elements...
- I'll work with you outside (and inside) of the game to build a character that fits into the setting and story line. I like to spread bits of information out across players so they can roleplay to put them together.
- Character creation will be done on dndbeyond and you will have access to a vast majority of the sourcebook bundle to choose from, as far as races and classes go, for as long as you remain in the game.
- Previous games have been 60/40 roleplay/combat with the potential swings in either direction depending on the chapter, but the ending chapters do lean into combat much more.
- Although I'll be running the main essence of the module, I'll be adapting bits as necessary to help with story flow, mystery, and suspense, as well as incorporating character backstory here and there.
- We will be running the official Rime of the Frostmaiden module with all the included maps and artwork (that I've digitally enhanced), including a number of extra maps and NPC art I've collected or created personally. All of these with dynamic lighting effects and.
- A number of maps have been expanded utilizing Forgotten Adventures beautiful assets.
- Due to the voice and video content, our game will be played with voice and video through discord. Please have a decent microphone.
- We will be using Foundry VTT for play, but you will still create characters in dndbeyond to be imported over. Foundry has outdone Roll20 in my opinion and has a large number of modules to help with combat automation, attack animations, music, sound effects, lighting effects, time tracking, etc. Additionally, there are a number of per-user settings you can customize such as choosing your own on screen 3d dice, picking animations for the summoning of your various beast or familiars, turning down the music, etc
- I have collected a large number of sound effects, music, and ambiences that I incorporate into each scene. I like to hand pick songs to accompany each unique encounter, with variations depending on possible outcomes.
- I try to change my voice to imitate various monsters and NPCs and utilize imagery in my webcam for all significant characters who have art in the book.
- Foundry has the potential to be processor intensive and a decent computer is recommended, but there are settings that can be lowered to allow for some lower end machines.
- Sessions are streamed live on Twitch and then archived on YouTube.
- $15 per session.
How to Apply
Quick google form, post here, or DM me if you have questions.Player Application
2023.06.06 21:05 AmericanClassic7 51 [M4F] #Polk County, FL = Attractive, right wing, dominant man seeking younger, hot and in shape, submissive woman for traditional relationship
Hi
How are you?
You know how you want to be bowled over and think, whoa, I think I've found my exact match who just fits me so well, it's like we're made for each other?
Yeah, let's find out.
We're not talking perfection or anything, just a really great match that makes our lives seem like our own little Heaven on earth. At least we try and make it that way every day.
With that in mind, here's who I am and what I'm looking for.
Something like that. And if you're the quiet type and just want to obey without much input, I can work with that.
You should already be thinking of what you're going to say to me and stand out from the other women.
Hints: I love honesty. It's essential to me. I love longer replies (not just the first ones, but any). Not every one has to be some mini-novel but you get what I'm saying. I love details. I mean, I don't need the "I had this sandwich at 12:32 and it didn't sit well with me, and my boss has this habit where he walks the hall and I keep my door partially open so..."
More like you just fill me in who you are, what you believe, what you like or love, what you want in relationships, anything. "I love swimming, I try to go 2-3 times a week and mountain biking is almost my thing. I went on this trail the other day and it was..."
Or "OMG you described me to a T. You mentioned being obedient and loving to serve my man and I'm like, hey, if he only knew! I'm throwing up a hand here and making my way to the front of the line so you notice me because (fill in the blank with things you love to do)
OR the super honest route:
"You know what, there are prettier girls (I'm doing ok in that area, though ;) and I don't have all of what you're looking for but I do have (list the things you have) and most would probably win if you compared us in some of the things you listed, but I can say that no one will outwork me, no other woman will be as committed to you, or do her best to make your life better in whatever way I can, or love you like crazy (we'll get there) or not let myself go and try and look good. Those things I can control. So if you're looking for an "average" girl but who can offer extraordinary in some ways, and treat you like a king, you may want to write me back. We could have the best relationship!"
You get the idea.
I work odd hours sometimes.
So if you write me (and you should), don't disappear if you don't hear from me right away, or even in a few hours. I will find you. I will write and we'll begin our first chapter in what is hopefully, a wonderful romance that fills us with joy, love, happiness and a peace because we've found that right match for us.
Message or chat. Hit that button and tell me about you. Age and location and anything you want to share. Be willing to trade pics very soon.
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How are you?
You know how you want to be bowled over and think, whoa, I think I've found my exact match who just fits me so well, it's like we're made for each other?
Yeah, let's find out.
We're not talking perfection or anything, just a really great match that makes our lives seem like our own little Heaven on earth. At least we try and make it that way every day.
With that in mind, here's who I am and what I'm looking for.
- I'm attractive and keep in shape. I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but most women have described me as attractive, some have said handsome, more than a few have said hot. I'll take it. And some not so much. They probably needed glasses ;)
- I'm confident and assertive without being an a-hole or a d-bag.
- I work hard and smart. I don't like to waste time. Unless it's intentional in a sit on the porch and enjoy the evening air kinda "wasting" time.
- I believe a man should provide. Am I going to shower you with gifts and you be my little sugar baby? NO. Will I work and provide while you stay home if that's your dream (as long as staying home involves you working and doing your part)? Yes. If you want a career, will I work with that and we split household duties? Yes. Will I surprise you on occasion with a thoughtful gift or something I think you'll cherish? I will. But if you're looking for a life of luxury and a meal ticket, I'm not your man.
- I'm funny and witty and have a great sense of humor. I should do stand up. I have my moments and I'm fairly certain you and I will share many belly laughs and tears streaming down our faces moments. Or seeing that cute little smile cross your face because I blurted out something you found funny, witty, endearing or even a little crazy in a good way. I'm cool like that.
- I'm a Christian and my faith is important to me.
- I'm a good blend of thoughtful and considerate but won't put up with your crap and will put you in your place.
- I'm on the dominant side and will lead you well. Not the overbearing, you be my doormat and I'll degrade you as I wipe my feet on you. I mean, I could be, but I'm not sure how well you'll keep my feet clean. We seem to have names and titles for everything. Hard dom, soft dom, this or that. I'm just dominant. In the best way.
- I'm right wing. Conservative. A little populist. Traditional. Old school. However you want to say it.
- You're fit and attractive. Not in a if I squint my eyes and the sun hits you just right you look kinda ok, but cute! Attractive. Hot. I find your face and body appealing. I mean, give me something to work with. I do like a woman with a flat or toned stomach. I could love you to no end and be committed like no other, but I can't get it up for a chubby or fat girl. Sorry. We all have our things. Please be committed to keeping the best body you can and staying in shape. Whether that's healthy(ier) eating, working out, whatever it takes. Just don't let yourself go and be a woman who loves looking good for her man!
- You're naturally obedient. Or submissive if you prefer that term. You're a woman who when your man makes a decision, you support and obey it. You treat your man's word as law.
Something like that. And if you're the quiet type and just want to obey without much input, I can work with that.
- You're a Christian and/or very open to learning and following what God says in the Bible. It'll be our guide, our road map for living our lives.
- You are very, very pro-sex. You can be a virgin or very experienced. If the former, you have no hang ups about sex because I won't be in a dead bedroom. Hopefully you have a very high sexual drive. That's relative, as what's "high" to one person may not be to another, but you're committed to meeting your man's needs.
- You're looking for a serious and long term relationship. Marriage, eventually. Because I am.
- You're on the conservative side politically. Great relationships can be had with each other on opposite sides, but it does make it harder and more work.
- You love to please and cater to your man. It makes you feel good to serve and help and find ways to do things that makes your man's life better in every way.
You should already be thinking of what you're going to say to me and stand out from the other women.
Hints: I love honesty. It's essential to me. I love longer replies (not just the first ones, but any). Not every one has to be some mini-novel but you get what I'm saying. I love details. I mean, I don't need the "I had this sandwich at 12:32 and it didn't sit well with me, and my boss has this habit where he walks the hall and I keep my door partially open so..."
More like you just fill me in who you are, what you believe, what you like or love, what you want in relationships, anything. "I love swimming, I try to go 2-3 times a week and mountain biking is almost my thing. I went on this trail the other day and it was..."
Or "OMG you described me to a T. You mentioned being obedient and loving to serve my man and I'm like, hey, if he only knew! I'm throwing up a hand here and making my way to the front of the line so you notice me because (fill in the blank with things you love to do)
OR the super honest route:
"You know what, there are prettier girls (I'm doing ok in that area, though ;) and I don't have all of what you're looking for but I do have (list the things you have) and most would probably win if you compared us in some of the things you listed, but I can say that no one will outwork me, no other woman will be as committed to you, or do her best to make your life better in whatever way I can, or love you like crazy (we'll get there) or not let myself go and try and look good. Those things I can control. So if you're looking for an "average" girl but who can offer extraordinary in some ways, and treat you like a king, you may want to write me back. We could have the best relationship!"
You get the idea.
I work odd hours sometimes.
So if you write me (and you should), don't disappear if you don't hear from me right away, or even in a few hours. I will find you. I will write and we'll begin our first chapter in what is hopefully, a wonderful romance that fills us with joy, love, happiness and a peace because we've found that right match for us.
Message or chat. Hit that button and tell me about you. Age and location and anything you want to share. Be willing to trade pics very soon.
2023.06.06 21:05 RichardK34 Rules for thee, but not for me.
Imagine the Pope. Now imagine he has a puppet of Jesus that he is dangling in front of another puppet. The 2nd puppet is giving money to the Jesus Puppet. Now there is a stack of money behind the Pope.
The people who currently teach Christianity are the same people destroying it. They do this by monetizing Christ. An absolute oxy-moronic thing to do.
If you are a millennial, do not blame yourself for the state the world is in. The people who came before you taught you one thing. "Right for thee, but not for me." A generation of hypocrites who have your hard earned money. They teach you that you are evil and you are the reason the "world is dying", even though it isn't. They purchased houses for 10 grand only to sell them for 2 million. They taught us that we need to "suffer" and be more responsible while they sold us out.
Hypocrisy destroyed Christianity. If God is the truth, why would he need your money?
The bible teaches this.
Stop letting false prophets preach lies to you while they fill their pockets.
God is not a slot machine. He isn't there to answer your prayers. He isn't the reason you fail or succeed. The truth provides you with all the information you need to navigate this existence. The truth is relentless and does not care for your opinions. It is there whether you believe in it or not. It is the Alpha and Omega and right now, Satan is the one steering Christianity.
God isn't here to give you what you want and make you rich.
He just IS and ISNT.
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The people who currently teach Christianity are the same people destroying it. They do this by monetizing Christ. An absolute oxy-moronic thing to do.
If you are a millennial, do not blame yourself for the state the world is in. The people who came before you taught you one thing. "Right for thee, but not for me." A generation of hypocrites who have your hard earned money. They teach you that you are evil and you are the reason the "world is dying", even though it isn't. They purchased houses for 10 grand only to sell them for 2 million. They taught us that we need to "suffer" and be more responsible while they sold us out.
Hypocrisy destroyed Christianity. If God is the truth, why would he need your money?
The bible teaches this.
Stop letting false prophets preach lies to you while they fill their pockets.
God is not a slot machine. He isn't there to answer your prayers. He isn't the reason you fail or succeed. The truth provides you with all the information you need to navigate this existence. The truth is relentless and does not care for your opinions. It is there whether you believe in it or not. It is the Alpha and Omega and right now, Satan is the one steering Christianity.
God isn't here to give you what you want and make you rich.
He just IS and ISNT.
2023.06.06 21:04 Duke7599 Why (even big) fighting games have low retention
I'm one of the players who will buy a new big fighting game, beat the single player, mess around for a bit online and then not stick with the game.
So I got the new Street fighter and some of the mechanics to do cool stuff are just so crazy. Take even a "simple" character like Guile, mixing in his charge moves during a combo is not easy. And I was messing around with dhalsim and the watching some videos, the instant teleport stuff is insane and trying to do the inputs with teleport characters in other games can be really tough too.
I know some people argue that fighting games aren't that hard, I just don't see it. I don't know if it's just not my skill set and it comes easier to other people but the execution of a lot of the button premises and how fast you need to do them are extremely difficult to me. Especially a game like street fighter where you have to do multiple quarter circles back to back versus just one quarter circle in an MK game. This is coming from someone who does pretty well in other pvp genres like shooters.
So an idea might be to make the games simpler and executions easier (which NRS does and a lot of the fighting game community dislikes the simplicity of those games) which I understand because without complexity fighting games get boring because the gameplay loop is mostly the same. In an FPS that's 5v5 or more, there's a million different interactions that could take place based on many different spots on the map. Fighting games not so much.
I don't really think classic controls are the answer because it makes the game less fun for me. Personally I would like less strict windows for combos and things like that but some people like all the mechanical expertise and stuff that goes in. I'd prefer the games to be more about strategy and match up knowledge than how crazy you can slide your thumb everywhere and the very high amount of APM
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So I got the new Street fighter and some of the mechanics to do cool stuff are just so crazy. Take even a "simple" character like Guile, mixing in his charge moves during a combo is not easy. And I was messing around with dhalsim and the watching some videos, the instant teleport stuff is insane and trying to do the inputs with teleport characters in other games can be really tough too.
I know some people argue that fighting games aren't that hard, I just don't see it. I don't know if it's just not my skill set and it comes easier to other people but the execution of a lot of the button premises and how fast you need to do them are extremely difficult to me. Especially a game like street fighter where you have to do multiple quarter circles back to back versus just one quarter circle in an MK game. This is coming from someone who does pretty well in other pvp genres like shooters.
So an idea might be to make the games simpler and executions easier (which NRS does and a lot of the fighting game community dislikes the simplicity of those games) which I understand because without complexity fighting games get boring because the gameplay loop is mostly the same. In an FPS that's 5v5 or more, there's a million different interactions that could take place based on many different spots on the map. Fighting games not so much.
I don't really think classic controls are the answer because it makes the game less fun for me. Personally I would like less strict windows for combos and things like that but some people like all the mechanical expertise and stuff that goes in. I'd prefer the games to be more about strategy and match up knowledge than how crazy you can slide your thumb everywhere and the very high amount of APM
2023.06.06 21:04 Newt_Troll I just quit my part-time job, and I want to share my experience with those of you that feel "stuck". You deserve to be told this (tldr at end).
TL;DR AT THE END
PREFACE: I'm likely not in the same position as a lot of you. I didn't need this part-time job. So naturally, I had more of a "I'm not taking your shit" attitude than most other people. BUT, because of that, and because of this sub in a lot of ways, I noticed some things that some of you might find valuable/interesting.
I'm going to type out some random bullet points, and try to bring this back together at the end.
What I REALLY want to do, is to sort of piggyback off the act your wage concept and take that further to the KNOW YOUR WORTH concept. There's a couple people at that gas station that really really need that job and they are GOOD people. And sometimes over the past couple months, I kind of seen your posts in their eyes if that makes any sense.
So, about this "shit I did". Let me give you an example of a conversation I had with the manager my second week there:
ME: Looks at schedule, sees 5 days on, only agreed to take the job for 2-3 days/wk max.
ME: "Uh, hey manager, what's up with the schedule?"
MANAGER: "What do you mean?"
ME: "I'm on for 5 days this week..."
MANAGER: "Ya we're short lol." (This is because of their turn over rate. I've been going to this gas station for 20 years. I've seen more new faces in that gas station in the past 3 years since they bought it compared to the past 20 years, not hyperbole.).
ME: "Not my problem. Pick 3 days, I'll work those, preferably in a row."
MANAGER: "Excuse me? These are the days you're scheduled."
ME: "Then we don't have a working relationship. I'll work 2-3 days a week, thats it. That's on my application, my resume, and was covered in the interview AND orientation. I have another job, and I'm not quitting that one. So is this going to be a problem (as I begin to take the store key off my key ring)?"
MANAGER: ".........no. WED, THURS & FRI then?"
ME: "Sure, awesome (smiles and walks away)."
She looked at me like she wanted to kill me, no joke.
So that might not sound like much at first glance. But holy crap I didn't realize the power I was wielding all because I have another job. And EVERY interaction with these people was like this.
Another example, I worked Easter (found out SAT btw). Me and the other person busted our ass all day. Busy as hell as most places where I live where closed. About 6-7 hours into the shift things calmed down and we sat on some milk crates for maybe 15-20 minutes. Next day our manager tells us we should stop standing around because they seen us last night. My response? I didn't say anything, instead I started talking to the camera saying all kinds of wild shit ie "You should put prices on this stuff because that's douchey as hell." "I can't believe it's 2023 and people out here acting like it's 1923 not giving people lunch breaks." "Yes yes I'm sitting down after 7 hours and taking a break. If you want to see what I did, watch the tape.". Just silly shit like that to troll em. I'd have employees tell me that I better not do that because they're watching and MAN could you see the fear on their face when they said it. Like it was their mom and they were 10 years old again. Pisses me off thinking about it.
Ya know what happened from all of that? Not, one, damn, thing. NOTHING was ever said to me again about the camera. Nothing.
I said I'd get to the sanitation, right? Well, it's a hub for a major delivery service. Not uncommon at all to see a packed parking lot with no free pumps from 5-8 PM. Just a bunch of delivery drivers parked behind one another waiting for a pump. Well, a whole bunch of those drivers pee in water bottles for one reason or another and throw them away in the trash cans. They leak, and so do the bins so the "piss-water" drains onto the parking lot night after night after night. And no one cleans it, no one. I'm not even going to get gas there anymore because it's fucking disgusting, and for perspective, I can see the gas station right now looking out my window. That's how close/convenient it is for me.
SO...would YOU change those liners without gloves? No? Well neither would I. And when I started taking gloves from the kitchen I was told, "Those aren't for you." I said, "Well then neither is that trash have fun lol." And ya you read that right. They make food there...
You get the gist. One last thing though, I don't mind work. I never have. I didn't slack off when I was there. It's just not in me. And I have great references, a letter of rec from the CEO of the last company I worked for for grad school (I'm a senior), and I don't mind going above and beyond. One of the people that works there is older and has trouble getting around. She walked to work. So ya, I'd clock out and give her a ride home and tell her to do things like leave the dishes I'll get them etc. And I'm no saint or anything (obviously). I'm just sayin.
I could go on and on, but I won't (I know I know I kinda did lol).
So what's different about me? Nothing, not really. I just have another job. It's all smoke screens and bullshit to keep the employees under their thumb. And nothing more.
What was happening, was people were tired of the shit and they'd call in or quit. I on the other hand knew every night I went in, I could just walk out. So, I never had a problem showing up. I never had a problem doing the job because I don't mind work. I had zero desire to make friends with the manager and her 2 friends that worked there who starred at their phones all day. I just did, not, give a shit...and I was "rewarded" for it, in a way.
Called corporate this morning to quit, they asked me to please stay. It's so strange. I would straight up shit about this company, to the customers, while the manager was standing right there...and they asked me to STAY...
TL;DR
I could elaborate on this a little more, but in summary, I'll say these 2 things:
2) Thank you workreform. I don't think I would've just rolled over about all this (I've never behaved like this at a job before), but I know I wouldn't have been as confident.
I know this won't help that many people. Some of you are dealing with some really fucked up shit. Sexual harassment, it's your only job, discrimination, etc. BUT, I know there's at least a few people out there who are just easy-going, non-confrontational, and stuck between a rock and a hard place.
All I have to say to you is:
-Please see #1. And...
-KNOW YOUR WORTH. Even if it might not seem like it, YOU, HAVE, WORTH. All you need to do is believe it yourself. Your employer sure knows it I can promise you that.
These companies cannot function without someone doing their job, and they know it. It's all bullshit from greedy control freaks. If this helps just 1 person, then it was worth the hour it took to type.
And again, you kings and queens dealing with that really super kind messed up nonsense, good luck man. But at least, well, here's a real life story of what it looks like when someone practices what YOU'VE preached ;)
Thank you for that. And my son doesn't know it yet, but he's grateful too. And if you help my son then you have a friend in me by default.
So take care friends!
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PREFACE: I'm likely not in the same position as a lot of you. I didn't need this part-time job. So naturally, I had more of a "I'm not taking your shit" attitude than most other people. BUT, because of that, and because of this sub in a lot of ways, I noticed some things that some of you might find valuable/interesting.
I'm going to type out some random bullet points, and try to bring this back together at the end.
- Constant security camera surveillance (not surprising, it's a gas station). However, we'd get calls from corporate (franchise) informing us that we were standing around et cetera. Like, they actually watched it from their phones while they sat at home. They admitted inasmuch, actually. They said it was "theft prevention", but never had a scenario. Just people calling the store asking why such and such is standing around. Which leads me to...
- No lunch breaks for legal adults, not even for full-time employees (this is legal in my state). So, after working 6-7 hours you'd think it would be okay to sit down for a few minutes.
- Completely unsanitary. I'll elaborate in a moment.
- They removed the prices on everything so you can't tell how much something is until you get to the register (I think we all hate that).
- Because I'm male I was excepted to do all the heavy lifting ie trash, cooler, et cetera. And no, I'm not a misogynist. I'm just not willing to do all that because I'm a guy. The older lady that works there doesn't count. She has trouble walking. The other 3 are more than able.
- The schedule for M-F was done on SAT or SUN. Which means, a lot of times, you never knew if you had to work Monday until the day before.
- Constant bigotry from the employees. I live in Conservative Fantasy Land (incase you couldn't tell already).
What I REALLY want to do, is to sort of piggyback off the act your wage concept and take that further to the KNOW YOUR WORTH concept. There's a couple people at that gas station that really really need that job and they are GOOD people. And sometimes over the past couple months, I kind of seen your posts in their eyes if that makes any sense.
So, about this "shit I did". Let me give you an example of a conversation I had with the manager my second week there:
ME: Looks at schedule, sees 5 days on, only agreed to take the job for 2-3 days/wk max.
ME: "Uh, hey manager, what's up with the schedule?"
MANAGER: "What do you mean?"
ME: "I'm on for 5 days this week..."
MANAGER: "Ya we're short lol." (This is because of their turn over rate. I've been going to this gas station for 20 years. I've seen more new faces in that gas station in the past 3 years since they bought it compared to the past 20 years, not hyperbole.).
ME: "Not my problem. Pick 3 days, I'll work those, preferably in a row."
MANAGER: "Excuse me? These are the days you're scheduled."
ME: "Then we don't have a working relationship. I'll work 2-3 days a week, thats it. That's on my application, my resume, and was covered in the interview AND orientation. I have another job, and I'm not quitting that one. So is this going to be a problem (as I begin to take the store key off my key ring)?"
MANAGER: ".........no. WED, THURS & FRI then?"
ME: "Sure, awesome (smiles and walks away)."
She looked at me like she wanted to kill me, no joke.
So that might not sound like much at first glance. But holy crap I didn't realize the power I was wielding all because I have another job. And EVERY interaction with these people was like this.
Another example, I worked Easter (found out SAT btw). Me and the other person busted our ass all day. Busy as hell as most places where I live where closed. About 6-7 hours into the shift things calmed down and we sat on some milk crates for maybe 15-20 minutes. Next day our manager tells us we should stop standing around because they seen us last night. My response? I didn't say anything, instead I started talking to the camera saying all kinds of wild shit ie "You should put prices on this stuff because that's douchey as hell." "I can't believe it's 2023 and people out here acting like it's 1923 not giving people lunch breaks." "Yes yes I'm sitting down after 7 hours and taking a break. If you want to see what I did, watch the tape.". Just silly shit like that to troll em. I'd have employees tell me that I better not do that because they're watching and MAN could you see the fear on their face when they said it. Like it was their mom and they were 10 years old again. Pisses me off thinking about it.
Ya know what happened from all of that? Not, one, damn, thing. NOTHING was ever said to me again about the camera. Nothing.
I said I'd get to the sanitation, right? Well, it's a hub for a major delivery service. Not uncommon at all to see a packed parking lot with no free pumps from 5-8 PM. Just a bunch of delivery drivers parked behind one another waiting for a pump. Well, a whole bunch of those drivers pee in water bottles for one reason or another and throw them away in the trash cans. They leak, and so do the bins so the "piss-water" drains onto the parking lot night after night after night. And no one cleans it, no one. I'm not even going to get gas there anymore because it's fucking disgusting, and for perspective, I can see the gas station right now looking out my window. That's how close/convenient it is for me.
SO...would YOU change those liners without gloves? No? Well neither would I. And when I started taking gloves from the kitchen I was told, "Those aren't for you." I said, "Well then neither is that trash have fun lol." And ya you read that right. They make food there...
You get the gist. One last thing though, I don't mind work. I never have. I didn't slack off when I was there. It's just not in me. And I have great references, a letter of rec from the CEO of the last company I worked for for grad school (I'm a senior), and I don't mind going above and beyond. One of the people that works there is older and has trouble getting around. She walked to work. So ya, I'd clock out and give her a ride home and tell her to do things like leave the dishes I'll get them etc. And I'm no saint or anything (obviously). I'm just sayin.
I could go on and on, but I won't (I know I know I kinda did lol).
So what's different about me? Nothing, not really. I just have another job. It's all smoke screens and bullshit to keep the employees under their thumb. And nothing more.
What was happening, was people were tired of the shit and they'd call in or quit. I on the other hand knew every night I went in, I could just walk out. So, I never had a problem showing up. I never had a problem doing the job because I don't mind work. I had zero desire to make friends with the manager and her 2 friends that worked there who starred at their phones all day. I just did, not, give a shit...and I was "rewarded" for it, in a way.
Called corporate this morning to quit, they asked me to please stay. It's so strange. I would straight up shit about this company, to the customers, while the manager was standing right there...and they asked me to STAY...
TL;DR
I could elaborate on this a little more, but in summary, I'll say these 2 things:
- My son is a young teenager and will be looking for part-time work in the next couple years. I'll be explaining this scenario to him and will be telling him to put another job on his application. Anything ie fiverr or just keeping a burner phone on me for a fake reference for him.
2) Thank you workreform. I don't think I would've just rolled over about all this (I've never behaved like this at a job before), but I know I wouldn't have been as confident.
I know this won't help that many people. Some of you are dealing with some really fucked up shit. Sexual harassment, it's your only job, discrimination, etc. BUT, I know there's at least a few people out there who are just easy-going, non-confrontational, and stuck between a rock and a hard place.
All I have to say to you is:
-Please see #1. And...
-KNOW YOUR WORTH. Even if it might not seem like it, YOU, HAVE, WORTH. All you need to do is believe it yourself. Your employer sure knows it I can promise you that.
These companies cannot function without someone doing their job, and they know it. It's all bullshit from greedy control freaks. If this helps just 1 person, then it was worth the hour it took to type.
And again, you kings and queens dealing with that really super kind messed up nonsense, good luck man. But at least, well, here's a real life story of what it looks like when someone practices what YOU'VE preached ;)
Thank you for that. And my son doesn't know it yet, but he's grateful too. And if you help my son then you have a friend in me by default.
So take care friends!
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2023.06.06 21:04 CeresInLibra Eddie by Giddy Review: An In-Depth Analysis of Its Performance
Erectile dysfunction (ED) is a common condition that affects millions of men worldwide. It can be frustrating and impact one's confidence and sexual relationships. Thankfully, there are various treatment options available, including the use of ED rings. In this article, we will explore Eddie by Giddy, an ED ring designed to help maintain erections and discuss its effectiveness, usage, and other important factors to consider.
Once your order arrives, you will receive three components: the primary U-shaped device, a blue tension band for looser constriction, and an orange tension band for tighter constriction. You can experiment with both bands individually to find the one that works best for you.
To use the device, place the ring at the base of your penis with the opening facing down, in front of your testicles. Stretch the tension band across the two ends of the device to create a firm but comfortable fit. The fit should be tight enough to maintain the erection but not cause pain or slide freely.
Alternatively, you can place the tension band on the device before sliding it down the shaft of your penis. If applying it this way, it is recommended to use a body-safe lubricant to avoid friction or pulling.
If you're interested in purchasing Eddie by Giddy, it is available on the company's website and Amazon. Ordering directly from the manufacturer's website offers free shipping, a 60-day return period (fees may apply), and free resizing if you select the wrong size.
Disclaimer: The information provided in this article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute medical advice. It is important to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any treatment for erectile dysfunction.
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Understanding Erectile Dysfunction
Before delving into the specifics of Eddie by Giddy, let's briefly discuss what erectile dysfunction is. ED refers to the inability to achieve or sustain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse. It can be caused by various factors such as cardiovascular disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, obesity, low testosterone levels, kidney disease, and age.Eddie by Giddy: An Overview
Eddie by Giddy is an ED ring designed to assist individuals in maintaining an erection. It is classified as a class II medical device by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Class II devices, although subject to FDA registration, do not require human testing. However, it's important to note that FDA registration does not equate to FDA approval.Pros and Cons of Eddie by Giddy
Like any medical device, Eddie by Giddy has its advantages and disadvantages. Let's take a closer look:Pros
- FDA registered: Eddie by Giddy is classified as a class II medical device, offering some level of regulation and oversight.
- Minimal side effects: Unlike ED medications, Eddie by Giddy has minimal reported side effects when used as directed.
- Comfortable design: The ring is designed for comfort, and it does not block the urethra, which can be an issue with other ED rings.
- Partner pleasure: Eddie by Giddy features ridges that enhance the sexual experience for both partners.
- Multiple sizes available: The company provides assistance with resizing, ensuring a proper fit for optimal results.
Cons
- Sizing concerns: Finding the right size is crucial for the device to work effectively, and some users have reported challenges in this regard.
- Learning curve: Some individuals have experienced pinching during the initial stages of learning to use the device properly.
- Cost considerations: Eddie by Giddy needs to be replaced every few months as it stretches out with use, making it a recurring expense. Additionally, the device is not typically covered by insurance.
- Requires dexterity: Compared to traditional constriction rings, Eddie by Giddy may require more dexterity for proper usage as it requires holding the ring in place while attaching the band to the bottom.
Who is Eddie by Giddy For?
Eddie by Giddy is suitable for individuals looking for a non-medication-based approach to maintain an erection. It can be used as a standalone treatment or as a supplement to ED medication if recommended and approved by a doctor. The U-shaped design of Eddie by Giddy makes it easier to put on and take off compared to traditional circular-shaped ED rings. Additionally, its silicone material offers enhanced comfort compared to metal rings.Why Try Eddie by Giddy?
While prescription medications like ED pills may work for some individuals, they are not suitable for everyone. Medications can have interactions with other drugs and may be contraindicated for those with certain medical conditions. Moreover, they can cause side effects such as headaches, flushing, and vision changes. In such cases, medical devices like Eddie by Giddy can provide an alternative solution. They can be used in conjunction with medications or on their own to help maintain an erection.Using Eddie by Giddy
Before ordering Eddie by Giddy, it is essential to determine the right size based on your penis circumference and the frequency of your ED symptoms. The company provides a "Find My Size" survey on their website to guide you in selecting the appropriate size. It's important to answer the questions honestly to ensure an optimal fit.Once your order arrives, you will receive three components: the primary U-shaped device, a blue tension band for looser constriction, and an orange tension band for tighter constriction. You can experiment with both bands individually to find the one that works best for you.
To use the device, place the ring at the base of your penis with the opening facing down, in front of your testicles. Stretch the tension band across the two ends of the device to create a firm but comfortable fit. The fit should be tight enough to maintain the erection but not cause pain or slide freely.
Alternatively, you can place the tension band on the device before sliding it down the shaft of your penis. If applying it this way, it is recommended to use a body-safe lubricant to avoid friction or pulling.
How Does Eddie by Giddy Work?
Eddie by Giddy is specifically designed to work in harmony with the natural process of an erection. Unlike traditional circular ED rings, Eddie by Giddy has a U-shaped design that does not constrict the urethra. This allows for a more natural and satisfying ejaculation experience compared to conventional rings. The ring wraps around the base of the penis and uses a tension band to apply pressure, effectively maintaining the erection. Additionally, the device includes ridges to enhance pleasure for the partner.Comparing Eddie by Giddy to Circular ED Rings
Circular ED rings typically aim to restrict blood flow from leaving the penis, simulating the pressure process of a natural erection. However, the circular shape can sometimes cause discomfort and restrict natural blood flow, leading to unnatural or uncomfortable erections. Circular rings may also block the urethra, resulting in discomfort during ejaculation or a numbing sensation. In contrast, Eddie by Giddy's U-shaped design is intended to provide a more comfortable and natural experience by avoiding the compression of arteries and the blockage of the urethra.Cost of Eddie by Giddy
Eddie by Giddy is available for purchase on the company's website and Amazon. It is priced at $188 for a one-pack and $298 for a two-pack. It's important to note that Eddie by Giddy is not typically covered by insurance. While the cost may be higher compared to traditional ED rings, the additional features and comfort provided by Eddie by Giddy justify the price for many users.Customer Reviews and Where to Buy
Eddie by Giddy has garnered mixed reviews from customers. Many users have reported positive experiences once they find the correct size that fits them properly. However, some complaints are related to sizing issues and the need for resizing. Additionally, as the device stretches out with use, it needs to be replaced every few months.If you're interested in purchasing Eddie by Giddy, it is available on the company's website and Amazon. Ordering directly from the manufacturer's website offers free shipping, a 60-day return period (fees may apply), and free resizing if you select the wrong size.
Alternative ED Ring: Osbon Erecaid Tension Ring
If Eddie by Giddy does not meet your specific needs or preferences, an alternative option to consider is the Osbon Erecaid Tension Ring. This ring features extruding bumps that apply pressure to veins in the penis, aiding in maintaining an erection. It includes a notch underneath to assist with ejaculation.Final Thoughts
Eddie by Giddy is a viable option for individuals seeking an ED ring to assist with maintaining erections. Its U-shaped design, comfortable material, and partner-oriented features differentiate it from traditional circular ED rings. It offers an alternative treatment option for individuals who cannot or prefer not to use medications or other more invasive treatments. However, finding the correct size and understanding how to use the device properly are crucial for optimal results. As with any medical device, it's advisable to consult with a healthcare professional to determine the most suitable treatment approach for your specific needs and circumstances.Disclaimer: The information provided in this article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute medical advice. It is important to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any treatment for erectile dysfunction.
2023.06.06 21:03 Nokolln Feeling totally confused after surprise explosive argument and could use some feedback
My gf recently self diagnosed as a vulnerable narcissist, which has been upsetting to her. I’m not all that sure and think she might just be really insecure and have issues relating to her NPD mom. Over the course of our 2 year relationship I don’t feel as if she’s been abusive, although I suspect her of soft cheating on me a few times (which I have forgiven, since she was only 22 and still figuring things out). Most issues I’ve had with her have arisen out of her acting out her insecurity.
In any case, lately our relationship has been deteriorating and we just had an argument out of nowhere where her behavior totally flipped and i now feel like I can’t reach her at all. I feel totally crazy and confused so I just typed out a breakdown of what’s happened, from my perspective. If any of you have the time I’d appreciate someone else’s thoughts on this. Does this sound like narcissism, does it sound bad? Do I sound like the narcissist actually? The details are fairly personal and I’m sorry it’s lacking context but I’m overwhelmed at the moment with her working in the other room. Thanks
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In any case, lately our relationship has been deteriorating and we just had an argument out of nowhere where her behavior totally flipped and i now feel like I can’t reach her at all. I feel totally crazy and confused so I just typed out a breakdown of what’s happened, from my perspective. If any of you have the time I’d appreciate someone else’s thoughts on this. Does this sound like narcissism, does it sound bad? Do I sound like the narcissist actually? The details are fairly personal and I’m sorry it’s lacking context but I’m overwhelmed at the moment with her working in the other room. Thanks
- what is going on?
- I feel like I’m going crazy, I’m really confused about what this is all about. It feels like you’re upset about many different things and I want to understand
- Last night I thought the argument about blonde hair was actually fairly even and evenly instigated but I took responsibility and apologized to you, not once as you said but several times
- You didnt respond to my apology texts when you were in the other room, and when you came back to the bedroom you were giving me the silent treatment. When I said can we please talk the third time you started talking but you were bringing up all sorts of stuff unrelated to the argument, saying I never once cared about your emotions or comforted you
- I feel very gaslit about this because I feel like I have comforted you many times and that I clearly think about and care about your emotions in our relationship
- You also out of nowhere accused me of not being attracted to you anymore
- All of this was being said in an angry and confrontational manner
- When I tried to said that I was feeling insecure about our relationship you literally said “I don’t care”
- I felt overwhelmed and needed some space/to sleep on the couch
- Today you’ve been just as upset with me, and you’ve said it boils down to the fact that I didn’t “humble” myself and just admit I was wrong and hug you
- But I did admit I was wrong and I apologized for it so this has been very confusing
- You’ve brought up so many things and anytime I try and respond or explain myself, even in a calm demeanor, you reject it and you even said that I am reminding you of your mom, which hurt quite a lot
- You said I’m not fighting for our relationship and you asked me, also out of the blue, what I think being in love means
- When I struggled to answer out of surprise and confusion you scoffed at me, making me feel like I don’t know what it’s actually like to be in love
- During this entire time I haven’t said anything negative about you at all
- This all really hurts me, but I feel like even telling you this will elicit a response from you that I’m twisting it around to be all about me. But I do need to bring this stuff up to you so that i can feel heard and it can be resolved
- I’m hearing from you that my behavior has made you feel terrible, unwanted, and alone
- That must feel awful and I don’t want you to feel that way. Contrary to what you accused me of, I actually do think about and care about your emotions
- However, it’s very difficult for me to put my own emotions aside when they’ve been riled up like this. And that doesn’t make me a selfish or narcissistic person. From my perspective it’s actually been YOU that has been an aggressive, mean, and hurtful person unconcerned about any emotions except your own.
- This exchange has been so explosive, and you’ve brought up so many intense things about our relationship seemingly out of the blue, even questioning if I know what love is, to the point that of course I am insecure and wondering if you are trying to break up with me. When I asked you this it was a genuine question and you of course turned it back on me and made me feel bad for asking. But I think anyone else in my position would wonder the same thing
- We have been arguing a lot lately, and it seems like neither of us has felt heard
- I love you, care about you, and want the best for you. I don’t want to hurt you at all and I am so sorry that I have
2023.06.06 21:03 Filipuntik Weekly Design Competition #362: Not Quite Dead
Hi, everybody! My apologies, I've kind of slept on announcing the winners for two entire days and we've thus missed the one-week mark for making this a weekly competition again. To add some padding, I'm lowering the minimum uptime for the submission phase to four days, but the voting phase will still start based on the card count first and foremost.
And from the submissions of previous round, the winners are...:
The secondary award is the best non-Legendary card. These exists! Take, for example Doomed Apprentice.
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And from the submissions of previous round, the winners are...:
- Best Card: Spiritfin Guide by Greata2006 -- (post)
- Runner-up: Xuen, the White Tiger by SolutionXDD -- (post)
Weekly Competition
Your prompt this week is an Undead version of an existing card, brought to you by giddylevi. Look to cards such as Bonelord Frostwhisper or Professor Putricide for examples, and once more I recommend the Battlegrounds hero portraits for inspiration.The secondary award is the best non-Legendary card. These exists! Take, for example Doomed Apprentice.
How to participate
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2023.06.06 21:02 kayla019283 [31F] UT, USA/Online - Looking for long term
I want to find a friend who I can talk to and listen about each other’s lives. I want this to be a mutual thing. You talk and I talk. So only reach out if you will put in the effort. I’m from the US, but it’s okay if you’re in another country, it will just be difficult to stay in touch because of the time differences, and what point does that serve if we would barely talk.
Also, texting is convenient and something we could do to stay in touch, but we also need to add calls to the mix. I don’t want to hear that you need to know me first.
MUST BE OKAY WITH CALLS. I’m not making anyone message me and do calls. That’s your choice, but if you do reach out it’s because you’re going to be doing calls with me :) And I don’t mean share numbers, we can talk on an app.
I enjoy walks and being out in the sun, now that the weather is getting warmer. I also enjoy Korean and Thai shows. I like K-pop and my favorite group is BLACKPINK.
I’m 31, probably too old for some of you. I’m single. I don’t have children. I’m in a good spot but just need that connection with people because I lack social skills.
If you’re married, don’t reach out. It is just uncomfortable. Also, if you’re in a relationship, it’s just awkward. Why?!
If the times below don’t work for you or you won’t be able to talk through these times then it won’t work, so don’t reach out.
I’m in MST, USA. I wake up at 5am Monday to Friday and 6am on weekends. I sleep around 11pm each night. I would like it if we could talk throughout the day and start and end our days together.
Thanks. Send me a chat request if you want to try this. Include your location and in your own words tell me what you are looking for or I will not reply. I will not respond to messages or comments, only chat.
I also have other forms of communication if that works best for you.
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Also, texting is convenient and something we could do to stay in touch, but we also need to add calls to the mix. I don’t want to hear that you need to know me first.
MUST BE OKAY WITH CALLS. I’m not making anyone message me and do calls. That’s your choice, but if you do reach out it’s because you’re going to be doing calls with me :) And I don’t mean share numbers, we can talk on an app.
I enjoy walks and being out in the sun, now that the weather is getting warmer. I also enjoy Korean and Thai shows. I like K-pop and my favorite group is BLACKPINK.
I’m 31, probably too old for some of you. I’m single. I don’t have children. I’m in a good spot but just need that connection with people because I lack social skills.
If you’re married, don’t reach out. It is just uncomfortable. Also, if you’re in a relationship, it’s just awkward. Why?!
If the times below don’t work for you or you won’t be able to talk through these times then it won’t work, so don’t reach out.
I’m in MST, USA. I wake up at 5am Monday to Friday and 6am on weekends. I sleep around 11pm each night. I would like it if we could talk throughout the day and start and end our days together.
Thanks. Send me a chat request if you want to try this. Include your location and in your own words tell me what you are looking for or I will not reply. I will not respond to messages or comments, only chat.
I also have other forms of communication if that works best for you.
2023.06.06 21:01 nordez123 Questions for CS graduates
Hello CS grads on pakistan. I have some questions to ask if you don't mind answering them. Will be much helpful.
•How much time after graduating did you get your first job?How much were you paid for your first job?
•Did you get promotions quick or did you get railed by the higher ups for very low pay for years?
•How many hours do you put in your job? Better chance of increasing your pay if you work overtime?
•What do you do now and what is your pay currently?
•Did you work hard during your university years or partied instead and realized late? And is gpa more important or the skills which you learn?
•Should I aim for a reputable university like NUST, FAST,etc or does it not matter when going job hunting?
•Did you also start freelancing? And if yes, for how many years and since when? When did you get your first client and how long did it take for you to earn something alright from freelancing?
•Do you regret doing CS and wish you changed your career to something else?
•Are finding jobs abroad hard? Do you need some level of experience in the field being very underpaid or you can have a chance to apply for a foreign company if you work hard and have the necessary skills?
•Is it true many people after doing CS remain unemployed? Even those who have the required skills are unemployed? Or is it very rare those with skills more than their peers are still unemployed?
•What is considered good pay for an above average skilled CS grad for their first job?
•On average, after how much time do you decide to learn something new to go toe to toe with the changing trends?
I know these are quite a bit of questions and I do apologize. Thank you for your time. Also, I'm sorry if some of these questions offend you, I want every bit of information I get. Also do add more points if you can, it'll be appreciated too!
[I'll get kicked out the subreddit with the amount of posts I make about the same subject because of my anxiety 💔]
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•How much time after graduating did you get your first job?How much were you paid for your first job?
•Did you get promotions quick or did you get railed by the higher ups for very low pay for years?
•How many hours do you put in your job? Better chance of increasing your pay if you work overtime?
•What do you do now and what is your pay currently?
•Did you work hard during your university years or partied instead and realized late? And is gpa more important or the skills which you learn?
•Should I aim for a reputable university like NUST, FAST,etc or does it not matter when going job hunting?
•Did you also start freelancing? And if yes, for how many years and since when? When did you get your first client and how long did it take for you to earn something alright from freelancing?
•Do you regret doing CS and wish you changed your career to something else?
•Are finding jobs abroad hard? Do you need some level of experience in the field being very underpaid or you can have a chance to apply for a foreign company if you work hard and have the necessary skills?
•Is it true many people after doing CS remain unemployed? Even those who have the required skills are unemployed? Or is it very rare those with skills more than their peers are still unemployed?
•What is considered good pay for an above average skilled CS grad for their first job?
•On average, after how much time do you decide to learn something new to go toe to toe with the changing trends?
I know these are quite a bit of questions and I do apologize. Thank you for your time. Also, I'm sorry if some of these questions offend you, I want every bit of information I get. Also do add more points if you can, it'll be appreciated too!
[I'll get kicked out the subreddit with the amount of posts I make about the same subject because of my anxiety 💔]
2023.06.06 21:01 Party_Camel_788 Advice if anyone needs it
Hello,
I am still in my journey to becoming debt free, but wanted to share some of the things that have helped me get to a good place if anyone needs the help.
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I am still in my journey to becoming debt free, but wanted to share some of the things that have helped me get to a good place if anyone needs the help.
- Reading helped me a lot. It opened my eyes to new ways of thinking and tips/tricks for saving money. I did not learn one thing from my parents about finances, so books gave me the education I never had. The Psychology of Money is an awesome book and I recommend it to anyone trying to get in a better place with money. I also found Atomic Habits really helpful.
- I made an excel sheet of all of my finances, I mean everything. I have columns dated every two weeks for when I get paid, I set it up so that the total at the bottom automatically populates as the beginning balance of the next month. I made this all the way out till the end of 2027, which sounds crazy but it really helped me. I could make small changes and see how that would impact me years from now. It gives you a good visual too see how even saving a little can create huge gains in the long wrong. It does not take into account any raises or bonuses I could receive, it’s just a baseline to know that I am covered at the bare minimum and headed in the right direction. I have 260k in student loans from pharmacy school starting up in September, I was terrified but making the excel sheet has helped me plan out how to manage this and I know I will be ok since I can map out the numbers.
- I used a personal loan to consolidate 19k in credit card debt, which saved me thousands in interest in the long run. Check your credit card statements to see how much you are being charged in interest each month. I was gaining almost $400/mo on my balance due to interest, that’s $4800 a year in interest alone, not principal. I was scared to do it but I’m glad I did, I now have a reasonable $420 CC payment. But DO NOT rack up more debt on your now balance free cards! Use your spreadsheet to determine what you can afford each month!! We also paid off $11000 on my husbands CC using savings bc it did not make sense to let the money sit there while we racked up debt.
- I did not completely cut out spending on things I want. I used my spreadsheet to figure out how much I can afford and plan around that. My Pilates class is $100/mo but the benefits for me have been priceless. Work the things you want into your budget or you will relapse and go on a spending spree.
- Therapy. You gotta fix what’s inside that’s making you spend, it may sound expensive but so is credit card debt. There are affordable providers out there, you can look through your insurance’s website to find covered providers. I am lucky to have an HSA that covers the cost of my $150 deductible every 2-3 weeks. You can go once a month if that’s affordable for you. Again, read books. There are tons of books written by reputable psychologists that are really helpful. The Body Keeps the Score and The Drama of the Gifted Child were both very helpful to me.
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse , the latest installment in the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse franchise, is coming to Disney+ on July 8th! This new movie promises to be just as exciting as the previous ones, with plenty of action and adventure to keep viewers entertained. If you’re looking forward to watching it, you may be wondering when it will be available for your Disney+ subscription. Here’s an answer to that question!
Is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse on Funimation?
Since Funimation has rights to the film like Crunchyroll, its official website may include the movie in its catalog in the near future. Meanwhile, people who wish to watch something similar can stream ‘Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – The Movie: Mugen Train.’
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Online In The U.S?
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What is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse About?
It features an ensemble cast that includes Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Wilde, Gemma Chan, KiKi Layne, Nick Kroll, and Chris Pine. In the film, a young wife living in a 1950s company town begins to believe there is a sinister secret being kept from her by the man who runs it.
What is the story of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse?
In the 1950s, Alice and Jack live in the idealized community of Victory, an experimental company town that houses the men who work on a top-secret project. While the husbands toil away, the wives get to enjoy the beauty, luxury and debauchery of their seemingly perfect paradise. However, when cracks in her idyllic life begin to appear, exposing flashes of something sinister lurking below the surface, Alice can't help but question exactly what she's doing in Victory
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Now Is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse available to stream? Is watching Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix or Amazon Prime? Yes we have found an authentic streaming option / service. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is a dark drama film written by Katie Silberman. A 1950s housewife living with her husband in a utopian experimental community begins to worry that his glamorous company could be hiding disturbing secrets.
Showcase Cinema Warwick you’ll want to make sure you’re one of the first people to see it! So mark your calendars and get ready for a Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse movie experience like never before. We can’t wait to see it too! In the meantime, check out some of our other Marvel movies available to watch online. We’re sure you’ll find something to your liking. Thanks for reading, and we’ll see you soon! Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is available on our website for free streaming. Just click the link below to watch the full movie in its entirety. Details on how you can watch Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse for free throughout the year are described below.
If you’re a fan of the comics, you won’t want to miss this one! The storyline follows Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse as he tries to find his way home after being stranded on an alien planet. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is definitely a Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse movie you don’t want to miss with stunning visuals and an action-packed plot! Plus, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse online streaming is available on our website. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse online free, which includes streaming options such as 123movies, Reddit, or TV shows from HBO Max or Netflix!
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Release in U.S
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse hits theaters on September 23, 2023. Tickets to see the film at your local movie theater are available online here. The film is being released in a wide release so you can watch it in person.
How to Watch Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse for Free?
As mentioned above, the dark fantasy is only released theatrically as of now. So, people who wish to watch the movie free of cost will have to wait for its release on a platform that offers a free trial. However, we encourage our readers to always pay for the content they wish to consume online and refrain from using illegal means.
Where to Watch Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse?
There are currently no platforms that have the rights to Watch Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Movie Online. MAPPA has decided to air the movie only in theaters because it has been a huge success. The studio, on the other hand, does not wish to divert revenue. Streaming the movie would only slash the profits, not increase them.
As a result, no streaming services are authorized to offer Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Movie for free. The film would, however, very definitely be acquired by services like Funimation, Netflix, and Crunchyroll. As a last consideration, which of these outlets will likely distribute the film worldwide?
Is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse on Netflix?
The streaming giant has a massive catalog of television shows and movies, but it does not include ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.’ We recommend our readers watch other dark fantasy films like ‘The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf.’
Is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse on Crunchyroll?
Crunchyroll, along with Funimation, has acquired the rights to the film and will be responsible for its distribution in North America. Therefore, we recommend our readers to look for the movie on the streamer in the coming months. In the meantime, subscribers can also watch dark fantasy shows like ‘Jujutsu Kaisen.‘
Is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse on Hulu?
No, ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’ is unavailable on Hulu. People who have a subscription to the platform can enjoy ‘Afro Samurai Resurrection‘ or ‘Ninja Scroll.’
Is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse on Amazon Prime?
Amazon Prime’s current catalog does not include ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.’ However, the film may eventually release on the platform as video-on-demand in the coming months. Therefore, people must regularly look for the dark fantasy movie on Amazon Prime’s official website. Viewers who are looking for something similar can watch the original show ‘Dororo.’
When Will Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Be on Disney+?
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse , the latest installment in the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse franchise, is coming to Disney+ on July 8th! This new movie promises to be just as exciting as the previous ones, with plenty of action and adventure to keep viewers entertained. If you’re looking forward to watching it, you may be wondering when it will be available for your Disney+ subscription. Here’s an answer to that question!
Is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse on Funimation?
Since Funimation has rights to the film like Crunchyroll, its official website may include the movie in its catalog in the near future. Meanwhile, people who wish to watch something similar can stream ‘Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – The Movie: Mugen Train.’
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Online In The U.S?
Most Viewed, Most Favorite, Top Rating, Top IMDb movies online. Here we can download and watch 123movies movies offline. 123Movies website is the best alternative to Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2021) free online. We will recommend 123Movies is the best Solarmovie alternatives.
There are a few ways to watch Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
What is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse About?
It features an ensemble cast that includes Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Wilde, Gemma Chan, KiKi Layne, Nick Kroll, and Chris Pine. In the film, a young wife living in a 1950s company town begins to believe there is a sinister secret being kept from her by the man who runs it.
What is the story of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse?
In the 1950s, Alice and Jack live in the idealized community of Victory, an experimental company town that houses the men who work on a top-secret project. While the husbands toil away, the wives get to enjoy the beauty, luxury and debauchery of their seemingly perfect paradise. However, when cracks in her idyllic life begin to appear, exposing flashes of something sinister lurking below the surface, Alice can't help but question exactly what she's doing in Victory
2023.06.06 21:01 Its_AB_Baby Gatekeeping Trauma
 | I feel sorry for them, but they still can’t decide what is or isn’t traumatic to get hit with? submitted by Its_AB_Baby to gatekeeping [link] [comments] |
2023.06.06 21:00 Background-Ad-3136 Expensive Grinder Battle: HOJ Klip vs The Brilliant Cut
OK, somehow I ended up with two incredible grinders as gifts. After some serious science-ing, I have some thoughts to share with anyone looking to invest in a super tool like HOJ KLIP or Brilliant Cut.
HOJ KLIP Thoughts:
- the HOJ really does fluff the herb by slicing. This means no more powder in the grinder when the herb is dry!
- The HOJ stays surprisingly clean. Everything is coated to prevent build-up. Also, I think the slicing mechanism overall leads to less gunk build up.
- Smoothest grinder in the world. My arthritic grandma can use this grinder without a struggle; glad to see a grinder that doesn't require the wrists of an olympian—regardless of stickyness.
- Small compartment means you can only grinder a small amount at a time (0.25g). If you're with a group of people, this will frustrate everybody in the circle as they wait for you to prep the goodies.
- All magnetic (which is kewl), but if you put too much material into the Klip, you run the risk of accidentally rotating the bottom while trying to spin the top. This may result in it opening by accident. I have experienced the nightmare situation—do not overload this grinder! It's kinda awkward to hold while grinding, the angled edges are pretty but less than ideal for good grip.
- All parts can be removed easily for cleaning. This grinder includes alternative screens to modify the grain-size of the material produced. I removed the keif catcher and screen as you lose a lot of good material to this portion of the grinder (and it dries out hella quick!).
The Brilliant Cut (large):
- The weighted top makes rotation easier than other grinders, but more resistance than the KLIP.
- No keif catcher in this one, which I LOVE! I always had a four-section grinder, and I always felt like the keif lost flavor and potency by the time I (remembered) to consume it.
- Deep storage section means you can grind enough herb for a group sesh. You need to pick the "middle plate" when purchased as either fine, medium or course. I think medium is great, but my friend has the course and I kinda prefer that in some situations.
- Stays pretty clean, but the pinching function of the grinder teeth will result in build-up quickly.
- Magnetic top and bottom: beware that if you close the grinder with herb in the base, the strong magnet can make the herb jump out during the aggressive snap into place. Make sure to hold the base when you re-close this thing—or your herb will jump onto the table if you don't hold it down or close it quick enough.
Which One Do I Prefer?
- HOJ is a statement piece. If I leave it out, nobody knows what it is—it's a piece of art. I do find the shape of it to be a bit awkward during the grind process as it has these angles that make it difficult to only hold the top plate when rotating. I have accidentally opened the bottom during the rotation enough to reflect on my life choices multiple times.
- the Brilliant Cut is my favorite! No keif catcher has been a revolution! Feels great in-hand and works without any subtle techniques required. This grinder is heavy (like all grinders), but I don't care since I never bring it anywhere: I dump all grinder contents into a smoothee container. Having a fancy grinder means I don't want to bring them anywhere.
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HOJ KLIP Thoughts:
- the HOJ really does fluff the herb by slicing. This means no more powder in the grinder when the herb is dry!
- The HOJ stays surprisingly clean. Everything is coated to prevent build-up. Also, I think the slicing mechanism overall leads to less gunk build up.
- Smoothest grinder in the world. My arthritic grandma can use this grinder without a struggle; glad to see a grinder that doesn't require the wrists of an olympian—regardless of stickyness.
- Small compartment means you can only grinder a small amount at a time (0.25g). If you're with a group of people, this will frustrate everybody in the circle as they wait for you to prep the goodies.
- All magnetic (which is kewl), but if you put too much material into the Klip, you run the risk of accidentally rotating the bottom while trying to spin the top. This may result in it opening by accident. I have experienced the nightmare situation—do not overload this grinder! It's kinda awkward to hold while grinding, the angled edges are pretty but less than ideal for good grip.
- All parts can be removed easily for cleaning. This grinder includes alternative screens to modify the grain-size of the material produced. I removed the keif catcher and screen as you lose a lot of good material to this portion of the grinder (and it dries out hella quick!).
The Brilliant Cut (large):
- The weighted top makes rotation easier than other grinders, but more resistance than the KLIP.
- No keif catcher in this one, which I LOVE! I always had a four-section grinder, and I always felt like the keif lost flavor and potency by the time I (remembered) to consume it.
- Deep storage section means you can grind enough herb for a group sesh. You need to pick the "middle plate" when purchased as either fine, medium or course. I think medium is great, but my friend has the course and I kinda prefer that in some situations.
- Stays pretty clean, but the pinching function of the grinder teeth will result in build-up quickly.
- Magnetic top and bottom: beware that if you close the grinder with herb in the base, the strong magnet can make the herb jump out during the aggressive snap into place. Make sure to hold the base when you re-close this thing—or your herb will jump onto the table if you don't hold it down or close it quick enough.
Which One Do I Prefer?
- HOJ is a statement piece. If I leave it out, nobody knows what it is—it's a piece of art. I do find the shape of it to be a bit awkward during the grind process as it has these angles that make it difficult to only hold the top plate when rotating. I have accidentally opened the bottom during the rotation enough to reflect on my life choices multiple times.
- the Brilliant Cut is my favorite! No keif catcher has been a revolution! Feels great in-hand and works without any subtle techniques required. This grinder is heavy (like all grinders), but I don't care since I never bring it anywhere: I dump all grinder contents into a smoothee container. Having a fancy grinder means I don't want to bring them anywhere.
2023.06.06 20:59 Valha28 EWW: The Limit
Hello and welcome to episode 66 in a series inspired by u/kamikazeb0y and CinemaSins, where I'll be sinning each and every episode of Gumball.
Quick Disclaimer: I know this is just a children's cartoon and isn't meant to be taken seriously. This, like the show itself, is not at all meant to be taken seriously or considered an actual critique of the show. It is all in good fun.
With that out of the way I present you, Everything Wrong With: The Limit!
Anais: Mom, instead of milk, can we have chocolate milk? Nicole: No. Darwin: Instead of eggs, can we have chocolate eggs? Nicole: No. Gumball: Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread? Nicole: No She's refusing to get them any chocolate yet has marshmallows and rainbow cake in her trolley, which are equally unhealthy. +1
Also, why don't they just go and buy some candy themselves with their pocket money and then go and eat it in the car or something? +1
Gumball: Screams and cries while lying down and bangs on the floor] I WANT THAT CHOCOLATE! Nicole sighs, and just as Darwin and Anais copy Gumball, Richard starts screaming Okay, I get Gumball, Richard and maybe even Darwin doing something like this, but Anais? Sure, she's only four but she's more way mature than the three of them combined. it seems extremely unlikely for her to ever do something like this, as well as all the other childish things she does throughout this episode. +20
Darwin: You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DARWIN! i WOULDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM GUMBALL, LET ALONE YOU! +10
Gumball On microphone Customer announcement! As support for our campaign, Huggy Bites are offering a life-time supply of jelly beans for the first to mega-hug the blue lady in aisle three How did Gumball manage to get access to the store's microphone like this? Surely someone would have stopped him. +1
Anais: What would it take, to make all this, go away? Richard: Eighty-twenty. And throw in some Huggy Bites as well for tricking me and those poor customers. Hahahahahahaha -1
Nicole turns back and gives a powerful and deadly death stare to Richard that somehow blows all of the items off of the shelves. Richard stares in disbelief as his chest goes limp and this is why you never mess with Nicole Watterson! -1
Nicole: Sighs Oh yeah... After the day I had, that's just what I needed to... A broken bone sound Gasps I can't move! What did you do? Can you undo what you just did? Hexagon lady: A...Actually, I...I need to go speak to my manager, 'cause I normally work on the deli counter and I... I gotta go. It's not clear is she's making up an excuse or if this is true, but If she really does work on the deli counter then why was she ever allowed to practice chiropractic on someone? Nicole is now prime for a lawsuit. +1
Richard: Oh come on! It's not that difficult! You open the bag Opens the chocolate bar, you eat the candy Munches on the chocolate bar, you put the bag back where it was, and no one will ever know. He threw away the bag when he opened the chocolate only to suddenly have it again +1
Nicole: Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting? Why was she still walking around with makeup on her face rather than going to the bathroom to wash it off? +1
Nicole: That's it. I think you've all done it. You've finally pushed me over... Laughs Darwin: Over what? Nicole: Her eyes turn yellow The limit!The rest of her family look confused Richard: Does that mean we can get a candy bar? Nicole's hands sprout razor-sharp claws. She moves reaches towards Richard but manages to restrain herself, breathing heavily, and instead punches the nearby electric regulating box. Electricity crackles as the supermarket loses electric power Nicole: You need to... Her eyes glow yellow Demonic Voice run..now! and thus one of the coolest ideas in the entire series is revealed...aaand only ever used once, never appearing or being mentioned again after this episode. There were so many awesome things they could have done with the limit! How powerful is the Limit? What powers does it have? Does Gumball have a limit and the same anger powers too? How does Nicole even have these angers powers in the first place? All of this potential and absolutely nothing was done with it. Luckily some of us stepped up to the plate instead... +30
Nicole continues searching for Richard. She then sees him, and begins charging straight for him. Richard screams as she approaches, but Nicole hits the TV that he was broadcasting himself on instead. Richard stops screaming and continues to run Why was Richard screaming if he was inn a different isle and couldn't see Nicole charging? +1
Nicole then stares through the wrapping, melting it out of the way as she slowly approaches her cowering family. Why are the kids cowering? They know she isn't after them. +1
Guard 2: Peeks out from behind the shelf Speaks nervously Is she gone? Anais: Depends. Do you have what you promised?G uard 2 hands out candy bars to the kids Not gonna lie, little disappointed the kids got their way in the end. Means them saying they learned their lesson and apologizing meant nothing and was nothing more than a lie to appease their mother. +1
Total Sins: 67
Most Sinned Episode So Far: The Hero (1, 490, 894) Least Sinned Episode So Far: The Banana (-5)
Right, now speaking of Limits, I think it's way overdue that we checked in on Gumball and see how he's holding up after going past his...
...something tells me that the incident at school was only just the beginning, and things are about to get far, far worse.... ;)
Previous Episode: https://www.reddit.com/gumball/comments/142ptpo/eww_the_game/
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Quick Disclaimer: I know this is just a children's cartoon and isn't meant to be taken seriously. This, like the show itself, is not at all meant to be taken seriously or considered an actual critique of the show. It is all in good fun.
With that out of the way I present you, Everything Wrong With: The Limit!
Anais: Mom, instead of milk, can we have chocolate milk? Nicole: No. Darwin: Instead of eggs, can we have chocolate eggs? Nicole: No. Gumball: Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread? Nicole: No She's refusing to get them any chocolate yet has marshmallows and rainbow cake in her trolley, which are equally unhealthy. +1
Also, why don't they just go and buy some candy themselves with their pocket money and then go and eat it in the car or something? +1
Gumball: Screams and cries while lying down and bangs on the floor] I WANT THAT CHOCOLATE! Nicole sighs, and just as Darwin and Anais copy Gumball, Richard starts screaming Okay, I get Gumball, Richard and maybe even Darwin doing something like this, but Anais? Sure, she's only four but she's more way mature than the three of them combined. it seems extremely unlikely for her to ever do something like this, as well as all the other childish things she does throughout this episode. +20
Darwin: You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DARWIN! i WOULDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM GUMBALL, LET ALONE YOU! +10
Gumball On microphone Customer announcement! As support for our campaign, Huggy Bites are offering a life-time supply of jelly beans for the first to mega-hug the blue lady in aisle three How did Gumball manage to get access to the store's microphone like this? Surely someone would have stopped him. +1
Anais: What would it take, to make all this, go away? Richard: Eighty-twenty. And throw in some Huggy Bites as well for tricking me and those poor customers. Hahahahahahaha -1
Nicole turns back and gives a powerful and deadly death stare to Richard that somehow blows all of the items off of the shelves. Richard stares in disbelief as his chest goes limp and this is why you never mess with Nicole Watterson! -1
Nicole: Sighs Oh yeah... After the day I had, that's just what I needed to... A broken bone sound Gasps I can't move! What did you do? Can you undo what you just did? Hexagon lady: A...Actually, I...I need to go speak to my manager, 'cause I normally work on the deli counter and I... I gotta go. It's not clear is she's making up an excuse or if this is true, but If she really does work on the deli counter then why was she ever allowed to practice chiropractic on someone? Nicole is now prime for a lawsuit. +1
Richard: Oh come on! It's not that difficult! You open the bag Opens the chocolate bar, you eat the candy Munches on the chocolate bar, you put the bag back where it was, and no one will ever know. He threw away the bag when he opened the chocolate only to suddenly have it again +1
Nicole: Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting? Why was she still walking around with makeup on her face rather than going to the bathroom to wash it off? +1
Nicole: That's it. I think you've all done it. You've finally pushed me over... Laughs Darwin: Over what? Nicole: Her eyes turn yellow The limit!The rest of her family look confused Richard: Does that mean we can get a candy bar? Nicole's hands sprout razor-sharp claws. She moves reaches towards Richard but manages to restrain herself, breathing heavily, and instead punches the nearby electric regulating box. Electricity crackles as the supermarket loses electric power Nicole: You need to... Her eyes glow yellow Demonic Voice run..now! and thus one of the coolest ideas in the entire series is revealed...aaand only ever used once, never appearing or being mentioned again after this episode. There were so many awesome things they could have done with the limit! How powerful is the Limit? What powers does it have? Does Gumball have a limit and the same anger powers too? How does Nicole even have these angers powers in the first place? All of this potential and absolutely nothing was done with it. Luckily some of us stepped up to the plate instead... +30
Nicole continues searching for Richard. She then sees him, and begins charging straight for him. Richard screams as she approaches, but Nicole hits the TV that he was broadcasting himself on instead. Richard stops screaming and continues to run Why was Richard screaming if he was inn a different isle and couldn't see Nicole charging? +1
Nicole then stares through the wrapping, melting it out of the way as she slowly approaches her cowering family. Why are the kids cowering? They know she isn't after them. +1
Guard 2: Peeks out from behind the shelf Speaks nervously Is she gone? Anais: Depends. Do you have what you promised?G uard 2 hands out candy bars to the kids Not gonna lie, little disappointed the kids got their way in the end. Means them saying they learned their lesson and apologizing meant nothing and was nothing more than a lie to appease their mother. +1
Total Sins: 67
Most Sinned Episode So Far: The Hero (1, 490, 894) Least Sinned Episode So Far: The Banana (-5)
Right, now speaking of Limits, I think it's way overdue that we checked in on Gumball and see how he's holding up after going past his...
...something tells me that the incident at school was only just the beginning, and things are about to get far, far worse.... ;)
Previous Episode: https://www.reddit.com/gumball/comments/142ptpo/eww_the_game/