https://www.wdsu.com/article/severe-weather-threat-new-orleans/42228310

Watching Margaret cracks me up, she is a treasure and I love her working with Devon. You know she is prolly a hoot at brunch/dinnelife in general.

Pennsylvania Congressman Mike Doyle Says He Has Tested Positive For COVID-19

Pennsylvania Congressman Mike Doyle says he has tested positive for COVID-19.
Doyle, a Forest Hill Democrat, tweeted Wednesday that he is fully vaccinated and has mild symptoms. He will quarantine in Washington, D.C. for 10 days.
“Despite being fully #vaccinated and taking the appropriate precautions, I have tested positive for #COVID19 while in Washington for votes. I’m feeling okay and having only mild symptoms, but I’ll be quarantining in DC for a 10-day period, as the District of Columbia requires,” Doyle tweeted.

Florida Democratic lawmaker Darren Soto tests positive for Covid-19

Democratic Rep. Darren Soto of Florida, who is fully vaccinated, announced on Twitter Wednesday that he tested positive for Covid-19.
"I recently tested positive for #COVID19, and am grateful to only have mild symptoms, which I credit to the vaccine," Soto said. "I am currently self-isolating and working remotely.

Rep. Joe Morelle says he has tested positive for Covid-19

New York Rep. Joe Morelle announced Sunday that he has tested positive for Covid-19, stressing that his vaccination against the virus has prevented him from having a severe infection.
"After experiencing mild symptoms, I have tested positive for COVID-19. I have followed all guidance from the Center for Disease Control & my physician and will remain isolated until it is safe to resume official duties," Morelle, a Democrat, wrote in a tweet. "Thankfully, I'm fully vaccinated so my symptoms remain mild."

Congressman Tim Ryan says he tested positive for COVID-19

Ohio Representative Tim Ryan announced Monday that he has tested positive for COVID-19. The Democratic congressman, who has been vaccinated, says he is only experiencing "mild" symptoms.
"Today, I tested positive for COVID-19," Ryan tweeted. "While I'm currently experiencing mild symptoms, I'm grateful to have the protection of a safe and effective vaccine — and I know without it, this illness could be much, much worse."

Ohio Republican Bob Latta tests positive for breakthrough COVID-19 case

Rep. Bob Latta (R-Ohio) revealed on Monday evening that he had contracted a breakthrough case of COVID-19 and will be quarantining.
"Recently, I was notified that someone I was around who was vaccinated tested positive for the coronavirus. Even though I am fully vaccinated, to be cautious, I got tested because of the exposure. Today, I got the test results, and I did test positive for COVID-19," Latta, 65, wrote on Twitter.
"I am following CDC [Centers for Disease Control and Prevention] guidance and will be quarantining. During this time, I will still be working to represent #OH5 from my home. I am vaccinated, and because of that, thankfully I have no symptoms," he added. "Even when vaccinated, it is important to remain vigilant against COVID-19 and to follow CDC guidance."

Texas Republican congressman Brian Babin says he tested positive for COVID-19

Republican Rep. Brian Babin of Texas announced Saturday that he tested positive for COVID-19.
Babin said in a statement that he started experiencing mild, cold-like symptoms Friday and, after a few negative tests, he tested positive for coronavirus Saturday morning.
The GOP congressman and dentist, who is also a member of the Republican Doctors Caucus that has been advocating for people to get the COVID-19 vaccine, said he's been fully vaccinated since December.
"I've felt better, but I've also felt worse," Babin said, adding that he has begun a "therapeutic regimen" at the advice of his doctors.

Rep. Kelly Armstrong tests positive for COVID-19

In a statement, Armstrong indicated he took a test after experiencing mild symptoms.
“After experiencing mild symptoms I took a COVID test, and the result was positive. I have been fully vaccinated since January, and I am taking all precautions and recovering at home in North Dakota. I have been advised by my doctor to quarantine for ten days.

U.S. Rep Bob Gibbs tested positive for coronavirus. He is the third member of Ohio Congress to be diagnosed with the virus within two weeks

U.S. Rep. Bob Gibbs, a Republican from Holmes County, tested positive for coronavirus Thursday and is quarantined at home in Ohio.
A statement Gibbs posted on Twitter Thursday evening said he was feeling “under the weather with symptoms of a bad cold” earlier in the day, so he was tested.
“Even though it was positive, I am vaccinated and so far it has prevented a worse infection,” Gibbs’ testimony continued. “I will rest at home and relax for the appropriate amount of time.”

Cathy McMorris Rodgers tests positive for COVID-19, quarantining in Spokane with mild symptoms

Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers has tested positive for COVID-19, the Spokane Republican announced Friday.
“Yesterday, despite being fully vaccinated, I tested positive for COVID-19,” she wrote in a statement. “My symptoms are mild, and I am quarantining at home and following CDC and local health guidelines.”

PA congressman Glenn Thompson confirms breakthrough COVID-19 case hours after appearing on House floor

Representative Glenn "GT" Thompson, who is vaccinated, has tested positive for COVID-19, his office confirmed Friday. The Pennsylvania Republican had voted on the House floor earlier Friday, according to House records.
"Congressman Thompson on Friday afternoon began experiencing cold-like symptoms and was promptly tested for COVID-19," the tweet read. "While he is vaccinated, the test came back positive."

Kentucky Congressman Brett Guthrie tests positive for COVID-19 in breakthrough case

Kentucky Congressman Brett Guthrie has tested positive for COVID-19 in a breakthrough case, he announced on Twitter Wednesday evening.
Guthrie, a Republican who represents the commonwealth's 2nd Congressional District in the U.S. House of Representatives, said he took a test "out of an abundance of caution" and is "experiencing mild symptoms."
"I am glad I decided to get fully vaccinated ... My offices in Kentucky’s Second District and D.C. will stay open to assist constituents," he wrote.

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Vaxxed House	Vaxxed Senate	Other House	Other Senate
19 / 314 *	6 / 95 *	~124 *	~5 *
Breakthroughs	Breakthroughs
Sharice Davids (D-KS) 1	Lindsey Graham (R-SC) 3
Ralph Norman (R-SC) 2	Roger Wicker (R-MS) 5
Vern Buchanan (R-FL) 4	Angus King (I-ME) 5
Troy Nehls (R-TX) 6	John Hickenlooper (D-CO) 5
Mike Doyle (R-PA) 7	Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) 18
Darren Soto (R-FL) 8	Cory Booker (D-NJ) 18
Joe Morelle (D-NY) 9
Tim Ryan (D-OH) 10
Bob Latta (R-OH) 11
Brian Babin (R-TX) 12
Kelly Armstrong (R-ND) 13
Bob Gibbs (R-OH) 14
Cathy Rodgers (R-WA) 15
Glenn Thompson (R-PA) 16
Brett Guthrie (R-KY) 17
Jason Crow (D-CO) 19
Matt Cartwright (D-PA) 20
Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY) 21
Barbara Lee (D-CA) 22

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(*) Numbers from this article and additional media mentions of members of congress getting vaccinated or confirming vaccination. Other category includes unvaxxed, partially vaxxed, previously infected and unknown, calculated by deducting from the number of seats in the body. Not all seats may have been filled. Angus King has been updated to reflect that we now know he was vaccinated.
(1) The Hill - August 6, 2021
(2) The Hill - August 5, 2021
(3) CNN - August 2, 2021
(4) USA Today - July 19, 2021
(5) Politico - August 19, 2021
(6) USA Today – August 22, 2021
(7) CBS (Local) News - August 25, 2021
(8) CNN - September 8, 2021
(9) CNN - September 12, 2021
(10) CBS News - September 20, 2021
(11) The Hill - September 20, 2021
(12) NBC (Local) News - September 25, 2021
(13) Fox (Local) News - September 26, 2021
(14) Cincinnati Chronicle - October 1, 2021
(15) The Spokesman-Review - October 8, 2021
(16) CBS News - October 22, 2021
(17) Courier-Journal - December 8, 2021
(18) NBC News - December 19, 2021
(19) NBC (Local) News - December 19, 2021
(20) ABC (Local) News - December 19, 2021
(21) NY Post - December 21, 2021
(22) CBS News - December 21, 2021
NBC, doing the CDC's job, did a best data available article (July 30, 2021) and found 125k breakthrough infections in 38 states, a rate of .08% or about 1 in 1,300 among the vaccinated.
The best info on who was vaccinated comes from a stale article (May):
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/14/politics/democrats-vaccination-rates-house-mask-rules/index.html

Washington (CNN) Democratic lawmakers in both chambers of Congress have a 100% vaccination rate against Covid-19, a CNN survey of Capitol Hill found this week, significantly outpacing Republicans in the House and Senate and illustrating the partisan divide over the pandemic. For Republicans, at least 44.8% of House members are vaccinated and at least 92% of senators are, CNN found. In a follow-up to a March House-wide survey and interviews with members, CNN confirmed that 312 of the 431 members of the House -- just over 72% of the 431-member body -- have now received a Covid-19 vaccination. Of that, all 219 House Democrats have reported being vaccinated. Among the Republican conference, 95 of the 212 members -- 44.8% -- have said they are vaccinated.

Post is updated as of 9/3 @ 7am

Hi folks,
As mentioned in the primary megathread, I'm going to start swapping out some stickies based on the flows of conversation. In general, it appears that the city of New Orleans proper has withstood major damage from the storm. There are obvious exceptions, but from press conferences and photos, it looks like most areas have minor storm damage. If you have any specific questions about an area, please go to the general megathread and find the "check in" thread.
I've begun to notice that the questions have shifted from "what about this area" to "I need X or I want to help with Y" as such, I'm creating this megathread to help facilitate with that.
Again, if you have ANY suggestions or can contribute to this list, PLEASE COMMENT BELOW.
Couple of quick notes:

1. This situation is VERY fluid and dependent upon resources that are available. There's a very real possibility of supplies running out and thus the store closes.
2. If you have a specific location that can be listed, please put it in the comments and I'll add it to the thread when I can.
3. Almost all of the below are based on user submissions. Keep that in mind that it's subject to rumor and speculation.
4. Again, do not ask for money. If we see a cash app or venmo ID posted, the comment will be removed. We CANNOT verify each request. However, if you need something, please post it below.
5. I want to give a shout out to deBASHmode for starting this list which I'm shamelessly stealing to consolidate information.
6. Please be aware that most of these locations may be CASH ONLY.

Here are general articles for stores that are open

Since I can't keep up with this all day (unfortunately, I have to do some work today for my job). Here are some articles that are being updated infrequently.

• WWLTV: What's Open in New Orleans
• WDSU: Where you can get food today
• ReadyNOLA: Hurricane Ida Recovery Resources

I need a hot meal, pls no MREs.

NOLA Ready/World Central Kitchen is giving hot meals out today at the following locations:

• St. Roch Park, 1800 St. Roch Ave., 1 p.m.
• 2514 Washington Ave., 1:30 p.m.
• Trinity Lutheran Church, 5234 N. Claiborne Ave., 1:30 p.m.
• St. Maria Goretti Church, 7300 Crowder Blvd., 1:30 p.m.
• Rosenwald Recreation Center, 1120 S. Broad Ave., 3 p.m.
• Life Transformation Center, 8606 Marks St., 4 p.m.

People do not have to provide identification or other documentation in order to get supplies, which are available on a first-come, first-serve basis. These centers MAY also have power and AC.

• In partnership with the Homeland Security, Second Harvest and other providers, Meals Distribution will take place at New Philippians Missionary Baptist, 5234 North Claiborne Ave. in the Lower Ninth Ward, and Maria Goretti Church, 7300 Crowder in the East. Meals Distribution will take place at 1:30 p.m. at both sites tomorrow, Aug. 31.
• Algiers food and water distribution: 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Arthur Monday Center 1111 Newton St. New Orleans, LA 70114.
• Mercy Chefs - 2001 Airline Dr (Celebration Church) is giving away free meals every day for lunch and dinner.

This was posted above, but the City of New Orleans has posted a LARGE list of resources and locations where you can get stuff.

I need food what grocery stores are open?

• Whole Foods - ALL LOCATIONS
• Roberts - ALL LOCATIONS
• Rouses - ALL LOCATIONS
• Winn-Dixie - ALL LOCATIONS
• Gourmet Butcher Block - Gretna
• BQ Grocery - Westwego
• Sav-a-lot - Franklinton LA
• Ballestra's Pharmacy and Grocery Store
• Hartman's - Boutte
• Ideal Market - New Orleans
• Ideal Market - Kenner
• Ideal Market - Metairie
• Ideal Market - West Bank
• Lakeview Grocery - Lakeview
• Minh Canh - Algiers
• Viet My - Algiers
• Nesbit's Market
• Las Palmas Grocery - Marrero

I need medications filled. What pharmacies are open right now?

This one has been requested numerous times. Pharmacies seem to be experiencing difficulties right now.

• Ochsner Medical Center - Jeff Highway, 1514 Jefferson Hwy. New Orleans, LA 70121. Please call 504-842-3205 when you arrive to receive your prescription.
• Vinnies Pharmacy - 5004-A W Esplanade Ave, Metairie, LA 70006
• Layton Family Pharmacy – Hwy 21 - Covington
• CVS – 1305 Gause Blvd – Slidell
• C & C Drugs – Hwy 59 – Mandeville
• Schaff’s family pharmacy - Madisonville – Limited Hours and CASH ONLY
• Braswell’s Drugs - 1107 S Tyler St, Covington, LA 70433
• Walgreens - 4001 Canal Street New Orleans
• Walgreens - 1203 Hwy 190 Covington
• Walgreens - 71041 Hwy 21 Covington
• Walgreens - 4501 Airline Dr, Metairie
• Walgreens - 1250 Front St, Slidell
• Walgreens - 1910 W Thomas St, Hammond
• Walgreens - 10200 Florida Blvd, Walker

My pet needs medication and/or emergency medical services, where can I go?

The only two animal services in New Orleans that appear to be operating at "normal" capacity is River Road Veterinary Hospital and Avenue Animal Wellness. Expect long holds and potentially no reservations.

• LSU ER Vet Clinic in Baton Rouge - Call (225) 578-9600; Expect to Wait on Hold for Awhile.
• River Road Veterinary Hospital is open as of September 1.
• Maple Small Animal Clinic has limited services, but is offering some assistance where possible.
• Sherwood South Animal Hospital in Baton Rouge is available for limited services.
• Crescent City Vet has limited staff, but is available for some services.
• Avenue Animal Wellness is offering services.

I want to be a penguin. Where's my ice at?

• Duplessier Ice (2240 Decatur) is selling ice direct to the public.
• Sam's on Airline is rumored to have ice.
• Ice House - 2151 Williams Blvd, Kenner, LA 70062
• All Whole Foods locations supposedly have ice available today.

I need food in general, are there any restaurants open?

Note: Some of these places will be giving away free food today. I'm including them because they are "open" to serving people.

• Igor's
• NY Pizza
• Haiku Sushi
• Floras coffee shop
• Old Fashioned Hot Tamales
• Big Easy Diner: 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.; 1777 Gause Blvd, Slidell, LA 70461
• Hambone 544 Girod St Mandeville, LA 70448
• J's Creole Wings 1700 S Claiborne Ave 11 a.m-7 p.m.
• Papa Johns: 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. 1181 Robert Blvd, Slidell LA 70461
• Mo Fries 700 Terry Pkwy, Terrytown, LA 70056
• Nolavore 2139 Barronne St, New Orleans, LA 70113
• Haifa on Canal (Cash Only)
• Live Oak Cafe
• Daily Beet on Magazine
• Sal's Snowballs on Metairie Rd
• La Boca
• Mopho
• Howlin Wolf
• Bevi Seafood (Giving away gumbo on 9/1 from 12-2pm)
• SukhoThai
• Toups Meatery
• Waffle House on Canal (WaHo Index Memes Begin!)
• Panda King on Behrman
• Mayhew Bakery (Free food @ 5pm on 9/1)
• NOLA Crawfish King
• Johnny's Jamaican Grill

I need supplies to assist in repairs, who got dat lumber?

• Home Depot (Harahan)
• Home Depot (Gretna)
• Home Depot (Claiborne)
• Lowes (Marrero)
• Lowes (Elysians)
• Lowes (Jefferson)
• Lowes (Harvey)
• Lowes (Metairie)
• Ace Hardware (Rampart)

I need gasoline, gimmie dat fossil fuel!

Please be aware that fuel availability is in incredibly short supply right now. You may get to these locations and experience hour long lines only to find out that they ran out of gas. I do not recommend going too far for gas at this time because of that reason.
Please be aware that if you go to Costco or Sam's Club, you DO need a membership card. However, you can easily make a friend and ask them to use their card.

• Orleans Center Gas Station (Broad & Orleans) Reported as out of fuel.
• Brown Derby and Shell (Tulane Ave) Reported as out of fuel.
• Chevron (Manhattan Blvd, Harvey)
• State Oil Fuel Center (Belle Chasse) - ONLY Plaquemines Parish Residents
• Shell - Covington LA
• Shell - Mandeville, LA
• Shell - Westwego, LA Reported as out of fuel.
• Costco - New Orleans
• Sam's - Metairie
• Sam's - Kenner
• Sam's - Harvey
• Racetrack - Slidell Reported as out of fuel.
• Exxon, 3451 Williams Blvd., Kenner, LA 70063
• Chevron, 4975 W Napoleon Ave., Metairie, LA 70001
• Chevron, 447 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, 70112
• Shell - Clearview & WESPLANADE (Rumor: Will have gas tomorrow morning @ 8am)
• Pilot on Airline
• Racetrac on Airline Reported not available.
• Exxon on Elysians

I need POWWWWWWEEERRR!

• Here is a map actively being managed by Imagine Water Works.

Are there any ATMs up and running? I need some chedda for...cheddar.

• Brown Derby on Tulane Ave.
• Robert ATM @ Carrollton and Claiborne
• Hancock Whitney has opened SEVERAL branches today.
• Metairie Bank has put a mobile ATM at Metairie Rd & Severn
• Navy Federal Credit Union 501 O'Bannon St, Suite 110, New Orleans, LA 70114.
• Gulf Coast Bank - Lakeview, (Drive through only) 848 Harrison Ave
• Gulf Coast Bank - Covington, 1110 N. Highway 190
• Gulf Coast Bank - Slidell (Drive through only), 1900 Oak Harbor Blvd
• Gulf Coast Bank - Baton Rouge, 7235 Jefferson Highway and13906 Perkins Road
• Gulf Coast Bank - The Civic Center, 8216 W Judge Perez Drive (Drive through only)
• Hanks
• Verti Marte
• Waiting to hear from Capital One/Chase

My roof was damaged and I need a blue tarp. Can you please help?

• Operation Blue Roof is active. More information should become available soon.

I would like to donate, where can I do this?

• Imagine Water Works is taking donations. Imagine Water Works is reimagining the future through art, science, and human connection. Our core focus areas are water management, climate justice, and disaster readiness and response / mutual aid.
• All Hands and Hearts is requesting volunteers and donations to fund its work rebuilding southern Louisiana.
• Culture Aid NOLA is distributing free meals outside Howlin' Wolf (907 S. Peters St., New Orleans) and accepting donations. Contribute via its website.
• Louisiana SPCA is requesting donations and volunteers. You can donate via their website here.
• Second Harvest Food Bank is accepting donations of money, food, water and cleaning supplies. Volunteers are also needed. Learn more or donate via its website.
• United Way of Southeast Louisiana is requesting donations for relief and recovery efforts.
• The St. Bernard Project is requesting donations to help remediate the damages of homes to individuals affected by Ida. You can donate here.
• Another Gulf is Possible is looking for donations. They distribute goods and donations directly to indigenous, black, and brown frontline folks impacted by Hurricane Ida and groups who currently don’t have online donations capacity.
• Cajun Navy Relief is one of the more famous rescue and assistance groups in the Gulf South. They will go out into harms way using volunteer boats to rescue people. You can donate or volunteer here.
• Gulf Coast Center for Law & Policy is requesting donations to GCCLP's disaster relief fund go directly to frontline communities in the Gulf South impacted by climate disasters.
• World Central Kitchen - When disaster strikes, WCK’s Chef Relief Team mobilizes to the front lines with the urgency of now to start cooking and provide meals to people in need. Many local chefs (including Reddit's Favorite Isaac Toups is a chef who is currently helping WCK. Please consider donating here.

This post has been updated as of 9/4 1pm.

Hey /NewOrleans,
Quick chat here.

1. We can only have two stickies up at a time.
2. Since I'm getting all the replies to my megathreads, I'm able to monitor the flows in conversation.
3. Based on need, I may rotate out the megathreads, but I will still keep links to the original megathreads at the top here.

Original Megathreads:

• Megathread: Post Hurricane Ida Discussion & Support
• Hurricane Ida Specific Area / Neighborhood Check-Ins Megathread
• Hurricane Ida Resources Megathread
• Post Hurricane Ida Live Chat Megathread
• Hurricane Ida - Post Storm "I have power!" Megathread
• Megathread - Hurricane Ida FEMA Application Assistance & Help Thread

I'm going to keep this general post-storm megathread going for general questions and information that I've collected below.
Please be aware that this is a very fluid situation right now. Everyone is all hands on deck. Lastly, if you have ANY suggestions to add to this post, please please please leave them in the comments. I will be happy to review the comments and make changes to the posts/megathreads.

I would like to donate, where can I do this?

• Imagine Water Works is taking donations. Imagine Water Works is reimagining the future through art, science, and human connection. Our core focus areas are water management, climate justice, and disaster readiness and response / mutual aid.
• All Hands and Hearts is requesting volunteers and donations to fund its work rebuilding southern Louisiana.
• Culture Aid NOLA is distributing free meals outside Howlin' Wolf (907 S. Peters St., New Orleans) and accepting donations. Contribute via its website.
• Louisiana SPCA is requesting donations and volunteers. You can donate via their website here.
• Second Harvest Food Bank is accepting donations of money, food, water and cleaning supplies. Volunteers are also needed. Learn more or donate via its website.
• United Way of Southeast Louisiana is requesting donations for relief and recovery efforts.
• The St. Bernard Project is requesting donations to help remediate the damages of homes to individuals affected by Ida. You can donate here.
• Another Gulf is Possible is looking for donations. They distribute goods and donations directly to indigenous, black, and brown frontline folks impacted by Hurricane Ida and groups who currently don’t have online donations capacity.
• Cajun Navy Relief is one of the more famous rescue and assistance groups in the Gulf South. They will go out into harms way using volunteer boats to rescue people. You can donate or volunteer here.
• Gulf Coast Center for Law & Policy is requesting donations to GCCLP's disaster relief fund go directly to frontline communities in the Gulf South impacted by climate disasters.
• World Central Kitchen - When disaster strikes, WCK’s Chef Relief Team mobilizes to the front lines with the urgency of now to start cooking and provide meals to people in need. Many local chefs (including Reddit's Favorite Isaac Toups is a chef who is currently helping WCK. Please consider donating here.

Specific Thread & Temporary Sub-rules

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I need a hot meal, pls no MREs.

NOLA Ready is giving hot meals out today at the following locations:

• St. Roch Park, 1800 St. Roch Ave., 1 p.m.
• 2514 Washington Ave., 1:30 p.m.
• Trinity Lutheran Church, 5234 N. Claiborne Ave., 1:30 p.m.
• St. Maria Goretti Church, 7300 Crowder Blvd., 1:30 p.m.
• Rosenwald Recreation Center, 1120 S. Broad Ave., 3 p.m.
• Life Transformation Center, 8606 Marks St., 4 p.m.

People do not have to provide identification or other documentation in order to get supplies, which are available on a first-come, first-serve basis. These centers MAY also have power and AC.

I need an Emergency Wellness Check

Here are some groups that are currently offering wellness checks:

• Crowdsource Rescue

I am disabled or need resources due to my medical situation

• The City of New Orleans is actively requesting individuals sign up for their Special Needs Registry.
• If you need oxygen, please see this tweet from the City of New Orleans. There is an active oxygen exchange program available right now.
• The Partnership for Inclusive Disaster Strategies is offering a Disability and Disaster Hotline. Please reach out to them by either phone or email: 1-800-626-4959 or [email protected].

I am feeling overwhelmed and need X:

This section is designed for general information related to needs, but might not necessarily fit anywhere:

• There is a hotline called the SAMHSA Disaster Distress Hotline. The number is 1-800-985-5990. SAMHSA’s Disaster Distress Helpline provides 24/7, 365-day-a-year crisis counseling and support to people experiencing emotional distress related to natural or human-caused disasters.

Is there any specific Parish information that I need to know about about?

All Parishes

• For road information, here is a link to the LA DOTD: https://511la.org/. This will show you access to and from the city or specific areas. Note: All interstates in and out of Louisiana have officially reopened
• [All Flights out of MSY have been cancelled for August 30 - Sept 1st. Flights are expected to return on Sept 2nd, but situation is on going. Airport has limited power capacity and no water. Does not have any damage.
• Report structural damage to your home or business to http://damage.la.gov. Your reports help parish, state, and federal authorities better understand the location and severity of damage impacts. This helps expedite the individual assistance process following major disasters.
• Satellite Imagery is starting to be posted by NOAA. You can access the map here. Please be aware that it might take a little while for the maps to start being posted.

Orleans Parish

• Orleans Parish is requesting that individuals who have evacuated to NOT RETURN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE due to the lack of infrastructure and social services.
• 911 is back online. Please call 911 if you have an emergency.
• NOPD is recommending that persons continue to shelter in place.

Jefferson Parish

• Jefferson Parish is reporting that they anticipate 5 days without water and up to 21 days without power.
• Jefferson Parish is starting to develop plans to evacuate people out of the Parish due to infrastructure problems.
• Jefferson Parish is telling residents of Grand Isle NOT to return to the island. It is incredibly dangerous at the moment.

St. Bernard Parish

• Will post updates as soon as they're available.

Plaquemines Parish

• Will post updates as soon as they're available.

St. Tammany Parish

• Will post updates as soon as they're available.

St. Charles Parish

From GrandTchuCocodrie:

• Schools are closed until further notice until damages can be assessed.
• No entry into the parish. Power lines and trees are blocking roadways parish-wide.
• Reports of levee breeches in Des Allemands in 3 places on the STC side yesterday with some people requesting rescues in Des Allemands and Bayou Gauche around 8-10pm yesterday. Reports of levees being overtopped on the East Bank of STC around 8pm yesterday.
• Current recommendation is to stay close to your house. Check your property, check your neighbors, but don’t venture out.

Are there any specific Parish rules/orders currently in effect?

For a list of Parish Rules/Orders, please refer to your local Parish and City governments. We are including any specific orders and/or rules that currently are in effect. In addition, please refer to this article from WDSU for specific curfews that are in effect.
Orleans Parish

• Orleans Parish has adopted a curfew effective immediately from 8pm to 6am. Violations will result in an arrest.

Jefferson Parish

• Jefferson Parish President Cynthia Lee Sheng has called for a mandatory curfew for all of Jefferson Parish, which will be in effect from 6 a.m. Monday until at least 6 a.m. Tuesday.

St. Bernard Parish

• Will post updates as soon as they're available.

Plaquemines Parish

• Will post updates as soon as they're available.

St. Tammany Parish

• Parish wide curfew starts at noon Sunday. Parish President Mike Cooper said only official response vehicles will be allowed on the streets.

St. Charles Parish

• Will post updates as soon as they're available.

What's the Power Situation?

The first question many people have is: When will I have my power restored? The answer to that question is: It entirely depends on the circumstances surrounding your specific outage. It could be hours, it could be days, it could be weeks. People freak out when they hear it could be weeks, but it's the truth.
Ultimately, until an crew is able to assess the damage and the problem specific to your neighborhood, they will not have a time frame for availability. With how much damage has occurred, you can expect your local power utility (likely Entergy) to not even give you a time frame. You should anticipate the worst and hope for the best.
For a more specific timeframe or your neighborhood's availability, Entergy provides a very complete and accurate power outage map that is available here. If you click "location" in the menu, you can select an icon and it will give you an estimated timeframe if it's available.
Ida specific notes: Entergy New Orleans has reported catastrophic damage to the city's power grid. Last time I posted this megathread after Zeta, I got push back for the "weeks" comment. Unfortunately, we may be looking at a "weeks" situation here. There are over a MILLION people without power right now. Again, prepare for the worst, hope for the best.

I need power - what can I do?

This is a complicated question to answer in general. Here are some quick tips:
PLEASE NOTE: 85-90% OF ORLEANS PARISH IS CURRENTLY WITHOUT POWER. THESE GENERAL TIPS MAY NOT BE APPLICABLE AT THIS TIME.

1. Get a hold of a generator. Sorry that this seems obvious, but this is your best bet to get power to your home. There is always a run on generators before and after storms, so this likely won't happen unless you're lucky. If you're super lucky and your neighbors have whole home generator, beg them to provide you an extension cord. Remember: Operate your generators safely.
2. Find out what friends have power. Another obvious point, but reach out to friends (even acquaintances) to ask if they have power. I guarantee you that people in general aren't bad. There isn't harm in just asking. Post storm we're a community in need and a lot of people are happy to help if they can.
3. Talk to your neighbors that have power. Look, you probably hate them because of their obnoxiously large fence. However, as noted above, we're a community in need. If they have power, you can ask them if you can charge some battery banks (if you have them) or charge your devices. I'm pretty sure they'll be happy to help - they'll be more happy to help if you exchange a charge for a bottle of wine. Plus, you might become friends!
4. Coffee Shops are a life line right now. Go to a local coffee shop that has power. A warm cup of coffee will probably perk you up. There's a whole host of coffee shops right now that have power and they'll be happy to serve you if they have power. Don't abuse this though. Clearly, don't show up with a minifridge.
5. Follow other local businesses on social media. There are several local businesses willing to help you in this instance. Local bookstores for example. You can charge your phone while also trying to find a new book to read while you don't have power. What, you think Kindles will last 5 days? Go analog!
6. Use your car to power some items. Believe it or not, you have a giant generator if you have a car. Is it inefficient? Yes. Does it work? Also yes. Should you run your car in the garage to charge your phone? No. Do not do that. Please do not do that.
7. Go to the New Orleans Public Library! See the comment about bookstores above? Well, the New Orleans Public Libraries encourage people to come charge. Plus, you can get some books to read for free!
8. BRING A POWER STRIP WHEREVER YOU CAN CHARGE! You will become everyone's best friend. Everyone loves power strip person. Power strip person becomes mayor of the cell phone chargers. All hail the power strip person.

I cannot be without power and I need to leave. Where can I go?

I'm going to be relying HEAVILY on you guys to provide these to me. Please post below in the comments if you know if there's a large reputable company offering shelter for Louisiana evacuees. IF YOU ARE A HOTEL CHAIN AND WOULD LIKE TO OFFER ROOMS, PLEASE DM ME.

• Bunkhouse Hotels in Austin and San Antonio are offering free hotel rooms.
• Gallery Furniture in Houston is offering a free place to stay and eat. P.S. God Bless Mattress Mac the Patron Saint of Houston
• Little Rock is offering Hotel Vouchers

Are schools still closed?

Due to the extensive damage and power outages, several school districts have announced school closures. As done in the hurricane megathread, below are a list of the announced school closures. For a more complete and up to date list of school closures, please refer to this article from WDSU as well as this article from NOLA.com.
P.S. The default at the moment is going to be "your school is closed until further notice."
Orleans Parish

• Today, NOLA Public Schools (NOLA-PS) announced its schools and facilities will be closed until further notice as recovery assessments commence regarding Hurricane Ida’s impact.
• Catholic Schools in the Archdiocese of New Orleans are closed through Sept. 6.
• St. George's Episcopal School will be closed through Labor Day, September 6.
• Trinity Episcopal School will be closed through Labor Day, September 6.

Jefferson Parish

• All schools and administration buildings in Jefferson Parish Schools are closed until further notice.
• All Catholic Schools in the Archdiocese of New Orleans are closed Monday
• Metairie Park Country Day closed Monday, August 30th
• Concordia Lutheran School closed Monday, August 30th and Tuesday, August 31
• John Curtis Christian School will be closed on Monday, August 30th
• St. George's closure to reflect being closed through Labor Day, September 6th.
• Trinity Episcopal School will be closed Aug. 31.
• Louise S. McGehee School and Little Gate will be closed Aug. 31.
• St. George's Episcopal School will be closed Aug. 30 and 31.
• Louisiana School for the Deaf and Louisiana School for the Visually Impaired will be closed Aug. 30 due to weather conditions from Hurricane Ida

St. Bernard Parish

• St. Bernard Parish Public schools and offices will be closed until further notice.

Plaquemines Parish

• All Plaquemines Schools are closed until further notice.

St. Tammany Parish

• St. Tammany Parish Schools are closed until further notice.
• Kehoe-France Northshore will be closed through Labor Day, September 6.

St. Charles Parish

• St. Charles Parish Public Schools will be closed until further notice.

Universities in the Greater New Orleans Area

• Tulane University has cancelled all classes until September 12th and will go all virtual until October 11th.
• Loyola University of New Orleans is closed until September 13th and will move to all virtual until further notice.
• The University of New Orleans has canceled all classes until September 6th.
• Xavier University is fully positioned to resume classes in a remote asynchronous learning environment beginning Tuesday, September 7, 2021.
• Dillard University will resume classes online September 13, and classes will continue online until the City of New Orleans has notified its residents that it is safe to return.
• Delgado Community College will experience a closure through Friday, September 10th and will reopen September 13th.
• The University of Holy Cross - Saturday classes will resume on September 18, 2021. Weekday classes will resume on September 20, 2021.

I have an assignment/paper due!

See sections above and combine them. If your school is closed, chances are your papeassignment will get an extension. Just ask the professoteacher and explain the circumstances - there's a good chance they'll be understanding.

Yo, I have a fridge full of food. What am I supposed to do?!

Well, it depends on how long you're without power. You should follow the CDC recommended guidelines on Food Safety for Power Outages.

• Never taste food to determine if it is safe to eat. When in doubt, throw it out.
• Throw out perishable food in your refrigerator (meat, fish, cut fruits and vegetables, eggs, milk, and leftovers) after 4 hours without power or a cold source like dry ice. Throw out any food with an unusual odor, color, or texture.
• Check temperatures of food kept in coolers or your refrigerator with an added cold source. Throw out food above 40°
• If you have an appliance thermometer in your freezer, check to see if it is still at 40 °F or below.
• You can safely refreeze or cook thawed frozen food that still contains ice crystals or is at 40 °F or below.

The tl;dr infographic is available here. Can't read it? If you haven't opened your fridge or freezer since the power went out: 4 Hours in the fridge; 24 hours in a half filled freezer and 48 hours in a full filled freezer. Those are your time frames per the CDC.
As a pro-tip: You'll want to throw out the foods quicker rather than later. The last thing you want is a fridge full of spoiled meat. You'll become a vegan (not that there's anything wrong with that!) after those pork chops have been spoiled for 3+ days in a non-chilled environment.
If for some reason you think you can risk it for the biscuit and defy the laws of thermodynamics and your food will still be cold after several days:

1. Remove everything and throw it away.
2. Wipe the fridge and freezer down with bleach.
3. Leave the doors open for an extended period of time.

If the fridge still smells after that, use activated charcoal. Here is a helpful article on how to deep clean and remove smells from your fridge. I'm not joking, you will regret not throwing the food away sooner rather than later.

Ok, well now I need new food. What's open?

Check the comments below. Redditors seem to be posting available grocery stores. I will try to post some stores open here, but I can't guarantee the accuracy of the list. I would recommend reaching out directly via phone if you want to check for yourself.

Will be updated tomorrow.

Is the water safe to drink?

Immediately following the storm, if you need to drink something, you should consider drinking from non-tap sources (bottled). However, unless if you have heard otherwise from your local government, the water is likely safe to drink. If you're concerned about the safety of water, you should always consider non-tap sources or boiling water from the tap.
Below are official notifications that have been communicated (again, please look to local governments or local media outlets for more timely and accurate information). We cannot be held responsible for not providing information regarding boil water advisories.
Orleans Parish:

As of 8/30 @ at 10:30AM, the Sewerage and Waterboard has stated the water is safe to drink and use. However, the SWBNO is actively encouraging residents to reduce their use of water due to on going power load issues to the pumps.

Jefferson Parish:

As of 8/29 @ 8PM, Jefferson Parish is under a boil water advisory.

St. Bernard Parish:

There has been no communication from parish officials regarding a boil water advisory at this time.

Plaquemines Parish:

There has been no communication from parish officials regarding a boil water advisory at this time.

St. Tammany Parish:

St. Tammany is currently under a precautionary boil water advisory as of 10:30pm on 8/29

St. Charles Parish:

As of 8/29 @ 8PM, St. Charles Parish is under a boil water advisory.

I have a bunch of leaves and tree branches. What do I do?

• Step 1: Make friends with a guy with a chainsaw.
• Step 2: Get trash bags.
• Step 3: Collect leaves, deposit in trash bags.
• Step 4: Get chainsaw friend to cut large tree trunks into manageable chunks.
• Step 5: Deposit bags on corner like normal trimmings, place larger chunks into a neat pile with rest of normal trash.
• Step 6: ????
• Step 7: Profit and drink a good craft beer with chainsaw friend!

Ida Specific Information:

None at the moment.

Quick tips post storm:

• Be ultra cautious driving/walking around. There are probably hundreds of downed power lines right now.
• Keep your fridge closed as long as possible. Unfortunately, because of the power outage size, be prepared to throw everything out.
• Be prepared to go without power for a few days. At worst, you should prepare for a couple of weeks. It took me 2 weeks to get power after Isaac. 100% of the entire city is without power. No matter what, expect an extended power outage.
• Do not sign or engage with any contractors roaming around the city post-storm. If you have any repairs that need to be made, use only local and trusted INSURED contractors. Post storm contractor scams are well known. Be smart and use common sense. These individuals prey upon urgency post disaster and can financially ruin you. If you have time, please read this article on contractor scams post storm.
• File for FEMA assistance immediately. Go to disasterassistance.gov to apply for FEMA assistance. They will begin paying out disaster relief immediately if you qualify. If you need further assistance here is an article from the Advocate.
• Save all your receipts. I cannot stress this enough. Anything you buy. Food, shelter, clothing, anything. Save your receipts. Homeowner insurance may pay for it. FEMA may assist. You will need PROOF that you evacuated and PROOF that you paid for stuff.

Feel free to post more "tips" below. I'm exhausted from today and its a bit difficult to type a megathread on my phone. I'm happy to incorporate all the information you guys have or suggestions into this thread as soon as possible.

7:15pm CDT: It is getting dark in Louisiana, and most live streamers on the ground are done for the day. Only a few remain. I'm no longer going to be updating this thread.
News and commentary streams will likely continue after dark, so if you're looking for updates after this, go to the Local TV section.
Storm Chasers on the ground still live as of 7:15pm:
NOLA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2YtGZw30eo
Thibodaux, Louisiana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0mxkW8CtBU
Stay safe and stay informed, everyone!
PS: Inflatable Frog Fish Camp Cam is still amazingly broadcasting, though Captain Ahab (the inflatable frog) has taken to the high seas. Godspeed, Ahab!: https://www.twitch.tv/radkemack
Howdy-ho, fellow hurricane watchers! I’ve been gathering links over the last day for live streams, and thought it might be nice to paste my little notepad file into a megathread so we can all use this reference.
I’ve been breaking them out by type, as I usually prefer individual streamers, but sometimes that connection is lost so news or static cam it is.
If you have any other links, please feel free to leave in the comments, and I’ll edit them into the main post ASAP.
Stay safe everyone!!! And please stay respectful to the streamers and residents that may have not had the means or ability to leave.
Last of all, for my fellow elder alumni, pour one out for Ditch Car. Kyle will not be attending this weather event, may we all take that blessing for exactly what it is!
Live Links for Ida:
Individual Live Streamers on the Ground: (links are to channel page...youtube requires stream refresh every 6 hours, and connection can be poor, so direct live links may die quickly)
Aaron JayJack: https://www.youtube.com/c/AaronJayjack
Reed Timmer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV6hWxB0-u_IX7e-h4fEBAw alternate link: https://www.facebook.com/reedtimmer2.0/videos/358422439286599
Drunk Donkey TV: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQDC0j2oiSRSbQ5sSalzFYA
WXChasing (Brandon & Jonathan, Live in NOLA): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD3KREyo3IqCLBC-4khGgIw
Jeff Piotrowski: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTWhf2uDTdr3pVNKUCdgnDQ & https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
John Humphress (static cam, slammed, see additional link below): https://www.severestudios.com/storm-chasers/john.humphress2.html
Jokko Williams: https://www.severestudios.com/storm-chasers/jokko.williams.html if this goes down, alternate rebroadcasts here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4dD-IZbe4E and here: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=220074140073669&id=100051480840303
Texas Storm Chasers: primary stream https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNPvoDpoOWevcdTHr8GyTyA second stream from Thibodaux, Louisiana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0mxkW8CtBU
Local on facebook (requires facebook login): https://www.facebook.com/ConiD/videos/384824153378408
This one is a straight wild card...random dude who appears to be doing cocaine while driving around Houma...not kidding...very rated R: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpSAxyfffU
Not constant live stream, but guy posting tiktoks from a tug boat in Houma: https://www.tiktok.com/@daltoncedars?lang=en
More wild tiktok tugboat coverage: https://www.tiktok.com/@shawnmendesb155
Collection of Live Streamers
https://livestormchasing.com/map
https://www.severestudios.com/storm-chasers/
Local TV:
WWLTV News Coverage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJCreS7pODbA6XYRsI5fdLg
WFFA News Coverage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBu0KdNokE4MqdkacvH37_A
Local access TV from Houma (lots of local cameras with commentary): https://livestream.com/accounts/1362675
WGNO: https://wgno.com/on-ailive-streaming/
WSDU: https://www.wdsu.com/nowcast
WLOX from Biloxi: https://www.wlox.com/livestream/
Other Live News Aggregators and Commentators:
Youtube commentator Ryan Hall: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJHAT3Uvv-g3I8H3GhHWV7w
Youtube commentator Dr. Don (currently has John Humphress's static cam on Grand Isle): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcva-RGi1fQ52KGx83Cdu-Q
Youtube Force 13: https://www.youtube.com/useForcethirteen
Youtube commentator N8 Snyder: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeFWtQK3Jl8Z3h-ciT-cMpw
Youtube Severe Studios (also sometimes shows Humphress footage): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBtR7ynKM9odz-PW_7uyzDw
Youtube AgendafreeTV: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCshCsg1YVKli8yBai-wa78w
Youtube HurricaneTrack: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxxWE4Xpsv_UU5QGT7S-jyA
Weather Channel:
https://www.watchnews.pro/the-weather-channel-alternative.html
Static Cams:
Individual:
Inflatable Frog Cam at Fish Camp east of NOLA: https://www.twitch.tv/radkemack
Bourbon Street Webcam: https://www.earthcam.com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/?cam=catsmeow2
NOLA Chicken Coop (because why not): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6mWtNv1uk4
LUMCON South Tower: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF8W83294dtBKdT_yU46l-g
Static cams on French Quarter and another city street: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsDGR8Jg_pr8IfnrrxR2D6w
Denham Springs backyard cam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnt_paBmDaw
Aggregates:
Bunch of live NOLA traffic cams: https://bphillips09.github.io/traffiq/
Link to static weather cams, mostly at schools, from distance from Grand Isle, LA : https://www.weatherbug.com/weather-camera/grand-isle-la-70358
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/612b8a97e17cb-hurricane-ida-stationary-live-cams-and-live-tracki.php
https://www.twitch.tv/hurricams
Twitter Aggregate News
Space City Weather: https://twitter.com/mattlanza/status/1432019717989015560
Waffle House Index
Not a live stream, but a live view of what Waffle House locations are currently closed for business: https://locations.wafflehouse.com/

Watching on a device would run down battery or there maybe no service. So hoping I can listen by radio? Or at least if I have to use my device, I can just listen and not have video to save power.
Edit: I heard channel 8 on 99.5!

What is Damp May Never Dry!

This post has been updated as of 8/29 @ 1pm
Please begin immediately to shelter in place. New Orleans is about to begin immediately experiencing Tropical Storm winds. You no longer have time to evacuate.
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In order to make it easier and provide current information to individuals, please keep the conversations surrounding the storm to this thread. We are trying to consolidate the more serious conversations/information to this thread. This post is automatically set to sort by new. It is highly recommended that you sort comments by new given the changing environment.
For the time being, memes and funny-ish posts can be standalone posts. This is subject to change depending on how the situation evolves. Despite all the humor surrounding it, please take this event seriously and make plans based upon your needs.
Below is some general information/advice, but should not be taken as official recommendations. Please listen to local/national authorities in determining your next course of actions. I will try to update this post with current information when I can.
Once the storm gets closer to landfall, we will switch from this standalone post to the /TropicalWeather live thread as it's a great resource to get up to date information on the storm.
P.S. If you believe something should be appended/amended to this post, please let me know and I'll be happy to consider it.

What is happening?

Hurricane Ida made landfall in SE Louisiana on Sunday at 11:55am on Grand Isle as a strong Category 4 storm. The Greater New Orleans area is on the dirty Northeastern side of the hurricane and is expected to experience hurricane force winds for the next 6-12 hours.
Please take all precautions to shelter in place immediately.

Where can I get more information on projected paths, evacuation notices, and general preparation information?

As always, we recommend paying attention to local and national media forecasts. Here are some official government links for you to monitor:

• NOAA/National Hurricane Center
• NOLA Ready
• NWS New Orleans
• State of Louisiana Emergency Portal

And some local news sources as well:

• WWLTV
• FOX 8
• WDSU
• NOLA.com
• WWL 870 AM Radio
• You can also text "NOLAREADY" to 77295 to get text updates.

Other useful sites:

• Mega Traffic Cam Aggregator by u/bphilly_cheesesteak

I'm a weather junky and I need my fix, what do you recommend?

Again, please take advice of your local and national government when making decisions. However, like you, we like knowing what the Euro, GFS, UKMET, HMON, HWRF, COAMPS and Navy models are all doing at all times. For these people:

• /TropicalWeather - Your favorite tropics subreddit!
• Tropical Tidbits - Levi Cowan is providing some of the best analysis on storms out there. Please consider donating to his patreon.
• Hurricane Watch Net - Amateur Radio Operators trained to provide emergency information when stuff goes HAM.
• Mike's Weather Page - If you like seeing a website designed in the early 2000s with a bunch of hurricane graphics on one page, this is the spot for you.
• NBC 15 Youtube Channel - Mobile is part of the Swampborn Krewe and they have Alan Sealls on the team, arguably one of the best Hurricane Meteorologists the South has. Highly recommend watching his daily videos (they get posted on /tropicalweather).
• Tropicswx.com - Made by redditor Tweetystraw, it's an aggregated dashboard of all the things!
• Yale Climate Connections - Weather Underground used to maintain one of the best blogs called Category 6, after being bought by the Weather Channel, they shut it down. Jeff Masters has moved to the Yale Climate Connections being posted under "Eye on the Storm."
• Stormcast Forums - Founded by a local Gulf Coast meteorologist and is populated by professional meteorologists and knowledgeable amateurs.

Should I evacuate?

Please refer to the above local/national section when making your evacuation plans. Every person's situation is different. Please begin making preparations 3-4 days out. We will attempt to monitor and post evacuation updates below.
For the New Orleans area, please refer to the City-Assisted Evacuation system if you need further assistance in leaving or need to get further information on planning to leave for an emergency.
For an updated list, we recommend checking page from WWLTV.
Mandatory Evacuations (As of 8/28):
Orleans Parish

• All areas outside of Levee protection system

Jefferson Parish

• Mandatory evacuation in place now for areas outside of levee protection system: Jean Lafitte, Lower Lafitte, Crown Point & Grand Isle.

St. Bernard Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Plaquemines Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

St. Tammany Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

St. Charles Parish

President Jewell has ordered a mandatory evacuation for all of St. Charles Parish

Voluntary Evacuations (As of 8/28):
Orleans Parish

• "Any one who feels they would be safer elsewhere"

Jefferson Parish

• If you are inside levee protection system evacuation is voluntary.

St. Bernard Parish

Officials haven't declared any voluntary evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Plaquemines Parish

• The entire East Bank of Plaquemines Parish
• West Bank of Plaquemines Parish from Phillips 66 Alliance Refinery to Venice.

St. Tammany Parish

Officials haven't declared any voluntary evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

St. Charles Parish

• President Jewell has ordered a mandatory evacuation for all of St. Charles Parish

What schools will be closed?

Schools will likely be closed the day before the storm. Depending on the extent of the damage and various other factors (power, water, etc.) it's unknown for how long the schools will be closed for. We recommend that you monitor your local parish's school district websites for up to date information on school closures. That being said, we'll post information as it becomes available.
Please note, most of these notices apply to public schools. Most private institutions abide by the local Parish's closures, but please refer to your specific school for up to date information.
Orleans Parish

• NOLA Public Schools and the Central Office will be closed on Monday, Aug. 30
• All Catholic Schools in the Archdiocese of New Orleans are closed Monday
• International High School of New Orleans has canceled all in-person classes and remote classes on Monday, August 30th and, Tuesday, August 31st.
• Trinity Episcopal School will be closed Monday, August 30
• Louise S. McGehee School will be closed Monday, August 30

Jefferson Parish

• Jefferson Parish Schools will be closed Monday, August 30
• All Catholic Schools in the Archdiocese of New Orleans are closed Monday
• Metairie Park Country Day closed Monday, August 30th
• Concordia Lutheran School closed Monday, August 30th and Tuesday, August 31
• John Curtis Christian School will be closed on Monday, August 30th

St. Bernard Parish

• St. Bernard Parish Public schools and offices will be closed on Monday, August 30

Plaquemines Parish

• All Plaquemines Parish School Board schools will be closed on Monday, August 30th

St. Tammany Parish

• St. Tammany Parish Public Schools and Offices will close on Monday, August 30
• Lake Castle Slidell Private School closed Monday, August 30th
• St. Margaret Mary Elementary school closed Monday, August 30 for in-class and virtual learning

St. Charles Parish

• St. Charles Parish Public Schools will be closed on Monday, August 30

Universities in the Greater New Orleans Area

• The University of Holy Cross - canceled all in-person and remote classes scheduled for tomorrow, August 28th, and Monday, August 30th.
• Loyola will cancel all classes Monday and has stopped all operations over the weekend ahead of Ida's landfall.
• The University of New Orleans has canceled all classes Friday that start at noon or later. Classes are also canceled on Monday, August 30, only essential employees should report to work.
• Delgado Community College is closing all locations at noon on Friday, August 27, and will remain closed until Tuesday, August 31.
• Xavier University will close at at 5 p.m. on Friday, August 27. They will remain closed on Monday, and all classes will be canceled. The will also be closed Tuesday, but remote instruction and work will be implemented.
• Tulane University will be closed on Sunday and Monday and all classes, both in-person and online will be cancelled Sunday and Monday. Saturday classes will be held as normal.

Cat 3 then flee, otherwise I'm staying.

Cool. Good For You! Some people aren't so lucky and can't afford to stay. However, here's some general advice for those of us who are new to those whole hurricane thing:

• Expect your power to go out. Entergy NOLA is a regulated monopoly and it's hot garbage. You should anticipate your power going out for up to a month in late August (SWAMPASS SEASON).
• Expect it to flood. If you're expecting the SWBNO to do their job, I have a bridge to sell you. Move your cars to the neutral ground or a high spot.
• Wear your damn masks. THIS IS A 2021 COMBO SPECIAL (Goddamn it, I had hoped to remove that from 2020)!
• Fill up your gas tanks. Or charge your electric car. Doesn't matter, just make sure you can leave if you need to.
• Stock up on your essentials. Do this now. Do not wait. Cosmic Brownies will sell out.
• Get cash from the ATM. What? You think credit cards and apple pay works during a power outage? Nope! Prepare to go analog and get some cold hard cash from the ATM. When you need to go to Schwegmann's to get some rice and beans, you'll be able to pay.
• Get you and your pets medicines. This is often overlooked. If you have essential medical needs, get your refills now (this includes the good bois and cool cats and kittens).
• Fill up your bathtub the night before. Boil advisories are expected and you will need water to flush the toilets.
• Put bottled water in the freezer. Trust me on this one, fill your freezer to the MAX with water bottles. It will keep your freezer colder for longer and you'll have cool water during an extended power outage. Also, keep your fridge and freezer closed for as long as you can.
• Charge your spare batteries. If you have external rechargeable batteries for your phones, charge them up now. This includes laptops as well - you can charge your phone with a laptop!
• Turn around, don't drown. Do not be a dumbass and drive through high water. I don't care if your Tesla can float or if your F150 is lifted for her pleasure. Don't drive through high water.
• Get a Transfer Switch on your AC installed. This is a "pre-hurricane season" kinda thing, but if your power goes out for an extended period and you get ahold of a big boy generator, you'll want that thing to power your AC.

What should I buy?

/TropicalWeather has a fantastic 2020 mega-thread on this that we are stealing. We highly recommend visiting this link and making sure that you have all of these things in your household.
If you want a more interactive prep-list, here is one made by nautical_by_nature that is very cool.
Also pop-tarts. All the pop-tarts. Brown sugar for life though.
and of course, a /NewOrleans Favorite, C O S M I C B R O W N I E S!

How much alcohol should I stock up on?

Yes.

What about public transportation? Will it still be operational?

While a lot of people don't have reliable alternative transportation, always make sure you have a plan. In general, you shouldn't expect public transport to operate during a hurricane. Don't rely upon it. Make plans to move to a safe location or a shelteevacuation center prior to the storm.
Should you need evacuation notices and/or assistance, please review the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority's website for further information on public transportation and and out of the city in the event of a mandatory evacuation.
Update as of 8/28 from RTA:

• Ferry Service will be suspended after 6pm on 8/27.
• Streetcar Service will be suspended beginning Saturday, August 28 @ 3am. Bus service will be available and RTA will waive all fares across the city for hurricane preparation.

Sandbags?

I will be publishing some of the major parishes below. For a more complete up to date list, please refer to this article on WWLTV.
Orleans Parish

Sandbags available Friday at four sites from 2pm-6pm as supplies last:

• Arthur Monday Center, 1111 Newton St.
  
• Dryades YMCA, 2220 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd.
  
• Beacon Light International, 1937 Mirabeau Ave.
  
• Saint Maria Goretti Church, 7300 Crowder Blvd.
  

Jefferson Parish

Officials haven't provided any update for this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

St. Bernard Parish

Self-serve sandbag stations will be available Friday at 9 a.m.
Residents can fill their sandbags at the following 4 locations:

• St. Bernard Port – 100 Port Blvd., Chalmette
• OTB – 4242 E. Judge Perez Dr., Meraux
• Government Complex – 8201 W. Judge Perez Dr., Chalmette
• Verret Fire Station #10 – 3901 Bayou Rd., St. Bernard

Plaquemines Parish

Starting Friday at Noon sandbag locations will be open. Residents should bring their own shovels and bags will be provided.
Residents can fill their sandbags at the following locations:

• Plaquemines Parish Government Complex, PROWM Building (333 F. Edward Hebert Blvd, Belle Chasse, LA 70037)
• Port Sulphur YMCA, 278 Civic Dr, Port Sulphur, LA 70083
• Buras YMCA, 36342 Hwy 11, Buras, LA 70041
• Boothville Area across from Boothville-Venice Elementary School
• Davant Community Center, 15577 Hwy 15, Braithwaite, LA 70040
• Braithwaite Auditorium, 1253 LA-39, Braithwaite, LA 70040

St. Tammany Parish

• Covington Public Works Barn - 1305 N. Florida Street, Covington
• Koop Drive, 21410 Koop Drive - Mandeville Building B
• Fritchie Public Works Barn - 62119 HWY 1090, Pearl River
• Airport Road Public Works Barn - 34583 Grantham College Road, Slidell
• Keller Public Works Barn - 63131 Fish Hatchery Road, Lacombe
• The Old Levee District Site - 61134 Military Road (HWY 190), Slidell

St. Charles Parish

All other sandbag locations will be operational by 1 p.m. Friday. Residents are asked to bring their own shovel and only take what is needed.
Parish wide

• East Bank Bridge Park
• West Bank Bridge Park

There are a considerable number of other locations. Please review this list from WWLTV to see where you can get Sandbags.

Can you sharpie this situation away?

Neither NOAA nor FEMA recommends this. It doesn't work.

I'm a tourist and I have plans to come, should I still come?

If you're asking this question after reading all of the above including the section, "Mandatory and/or Voluntary" Evacuations", heeeere's your sign. In all seriousness, shit is about to get real for us. Some of us are going to evacuate. Some of us will stay. We're making plans. You should make that decision yourself, but chances are pretty damn good that a hotel and/or airline will make that choice for you.

What is Damp May Never Dry!

Storm related

Tropical storm Ida has formed and a State of Emergency has been declared. For storm related updates there is a list of great sourced linked at the end of this post.

COVID-19 Related

• If you are choosing between protecting yourself from the storm or the virus it is more important to protect yourself from the storm than from the virus.
• Testing sites will probably close, if that happens we will be blind this week when it comes to COVID data just as the Governor is set to renew his order.
• Social distancing is still recommended, and large gatherings or hurricane parties with people from outside of your household should be avoided.
• Hotels will not be used to shelter people. The state will use congregate shelters only this year.
• Add the following to your storm kit.
  • FACE MASKS - 2 per person ages 2 and up
  • HAND SANITIZER
  • BALIQUID SOAP,
• If you have to go to a shelter: [Source]

1. Wear a face covering. Children 2 and older must wear face coverings as well.
2. Wash your hands often.
3. Practice good hygiene - wash your hands often, cover coughs and sneezes, avoid sharing items with others.
4. Avoid touching high-trafficked surfaces - handrails, elevator buttons, door handles. If it is not possible to wash hands for 20 seconds or use hand sanitizers immediately.
5. Keep 6ft away from those outside of your household.
6. If you or a member of your household becomes ill tell shelter staff immediately.
7. The risk of COVID-19 in a public disaster shelter is lower for fully vaccinated people. However, precautions should still be taken, as transmission risk in these settings is higher and likely increases with the number of unvaccinated people present. Thus, fully vaccinated shelter residents should continue to follow all rules set by the shelter which may include wearing masks correctly, maintaining physical distance (at least 6 feet), covering coughs and sneezes, and washing hands frequently.

• If you have to go to a public shelter with pets
• A small number of pets worldwide, including cats and dogs, have been reported to be infected with the virus that causes COVID-19, mostly after close contact with people with COVID-19. Be careful when taking an animal into a location where it could be exposed to COVID-19.
• Treat pets as you would other human family members – do not let pets interact with people outside the household.
• Practice good pet hygiene and wash your hands before and after handling pets, their food, waste, or supplies.
• Do not put a mask on pets. Masks could harm your pet.
  
• If you shelter in place, you should only do so with your immediate household to continue to slow the spread of the coronavirus in the state. [Source]
  
• If you shelter with a family or friends, talk to them in advance about how you can best protect one another from COVID-19. Consider those in your households who are at higher risk of developing severe illness from COVID-19. If someone in your household or who you are staying with becomes sick with COVID-19, create a sick room if possible or distance between the sick person and others. [Source]
  

How to Prepare

• Pack your Storm Kit like normal, just leave yourself more time to prepare than you usually would.
• **(DUE TO COVID-19 DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE)*
  • FACE MASKS - 2 per person ages 2 and up
  • HAND SANITIZER
  • BALIQUID SOAP,
• Prepare what you need to in order to be without aid for 72 hours.
• Get vaccinated as soon as you are able.
• Sign up for Emergency Text communications:
  • New Orleans residents TEXT CRISTOBAL to 88777. If you signed up last year you will be signed up for this year.
• Go to GetAGamePlan.org to learn additional ways to prepare for the storm.

Press Conferences

• There have not been any press conferences associated to this storm. But there will be on today at 3:30.

Questions
Why are we having a post about a storm in a coronavirus subreddit?
This storm season is complicated by the public health emergency. With COVID-19 still spreading hurricane season is a bit different. Your hurricane kit will need to be prepared with additional items and if evacuations are ordered congregate hurricane shelters will be in usel but large scale evacuations to sister-states may not be available like they have been in previous years. If large areas wind up needing to be evacuated due to the complexities the virus presents there will be some overlap between tropicalweather and the information we aggregate as a coronavirus community.

Useful Links

Live Feeds:
None yet
Websites:

• CDC - "Preparing for COVID-19 and Hurricanes"
• National Hurricane Center NOAA / National Weather Service
• Tropical Tidbits
• Spaghetti Models
• Bob Breck's Blog level headed local meterologist
• Weather Underground
• CNN Storm Tracker
• GetAGamePlan.org
• Check for road closures at 511LA.org

Twitter:

• National Weather Service
• National Weather Service New Orleans
• Governors Office of Homeland Security Emergency Preparedness
• Governor Edwards
• Mayor Cantrell - New Orleans Mayor
• Mayor Broome - Baton Rouge Mayor
• Dave Nussbaum - WWL Weatherman

Local Weather:
New Orleans

• WWLTV
• WDSU
• FOX 8

Baton Rouge

• WBRZ

Subreddits

• TropicalWeather
• NewOrleans
• batonrouge
• Louisiana

"If you want to learn about biceps, listen to me." - Arnold Schwarzenegger on trusting the experts

Hot Earth Summer

Humanity has guaranteed itself a thoroughly bad time by procrastinating on fighting climate change, according to the latest U.N. climate report, but there’s still a short window to avoid the most catastrophic outcome. Seems like a good moment for some big fat climate investments!

• The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has released a cheerful new report concluding that our global dithering on reducing fossil-fuel emissions has locked us into 30 years of rising temperatures and worsening extreme weather, no matter what steps world leaders take now. But they can prevent the outlook from getting even worse. In order to keep global warming from rising past 1.5 degrees Celsius, the report says, countries will need to reach net zero emissions by around 2050—which would require a rapid, coordinated shift away from fossil fuels, starting immediately.
  
• Some of the consequences of inaction are still unpredictable. For example: Global warming has brought a critical water circulation system in the Atlantic Ocean dangerously close to Completely Fucked, according to a new study. If it collapses, it could bring extreme cold to Europe and parts of North America, flood out the east coast of the U.S., and disrupt seasonal monsoons. The IPCC concluded with “medium confidence” that the ocean system probably won’t break down on us this century, but noted that as temperatures rise, the risk of that kind of exciting challenge goes up, too.
  
• The U.N. report drives home what millions of people scrambling away from deadly floods and outsized wildfires have perhaps suspected: The climate emergency is already here. This week alone, the Dixie Fire burning through Northern California has become the second-largest blaze in state history, and the Pacific Northwest is bracing for another sweltering heat wave. Farther afield, Greece is still battling unprecedented wildfires that have forced thousands of people to evacuate.
  

In other words, we’ve got a problem. Fortunately, we’ve also got a bit of movement towards a solution.

• Senate Democrats have released their $3.5 trillion budget blueprint, which calls for major investments in clean energy and electric vehicles. The current plan also includes an extension of the child tax credit, a Medicare expansion, paid leave, universal pre-K, free community college, child-care subsidies, affordable housing, and a path to legal citizenship for millions of undocumented immigrants (though the Senate parliamentarian has yet to determine whether all of these measures are consistent with the chamber’s budget rules). Democrats will move to pass the budget resolution immediately after the Senate passes the bipartisan infrastructure bill, as it’s now expected to do on Tuesday morning.
  
• As Democrats hinted last week, the budget resolution does not include an increase to the debt limit, setting up a staring contest with the GOP senators who have vowed to filibuster any bill that includes it—even if that means tanking the economy. The Biden administration appears to be on board with that gamble: On Monday, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen called on Congress to raise or suspend the debt ceiling on a “bipartisan basis.” As long as Republicans cave first, as they’re so famous for doing in recent years, that should be no problem at all.
  

Monday’s IPCC report is a kick in the teeth, but it should fuel determination, not hopelessness. We probably can’t roll back the climate damage that’s already been done, but we still have time to hit the emergency brakes and stop further damage. For U.S. leaders, that means overruling the party that’s happy to watch the world burn, charting a course towards President Biden’s ambitious climate goals, and then going even further.

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Under The Radar

Georgia Republicans have quietly begun the process of using their new election-subversion law to disenfranchise most Atlanta voters. Last month, two groups of GOP state lawmakers sent letters to the GOP-controlled state elections board citing a fraud conspiracy theory amplified by Tucker Carlson, and seeking a “performance review” of election officials in Fulton County, which encompasses most of Atlanta. The elections board is likely to open that investigation, and, thanks to Georgia’s new elections law, could then use it as a pretext to remove Fulton County’s local elections board and replace it with a right-wing temporary superintendent. That official would have nine months in office with the power to kick voters off the rolls, shut down polling places, and refuse to certify the election after the fact. There’s no telling how quickly any of that might happen, but Georgia Republicans have knocked down the first domino in a chain that ends in stealing the 2022 election.

What Else?

Former Acting Attorney General Jeff Rosen gave closed-door testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee on Saturday about former DOJ civil division head Jeffrey Clark’s efforts to overturn the election. Rosen also provided new details to the Justice Department’s inspector general.
Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin will issue a vaccine mandate for active duty troops when the FDA gives final approval to the Pfizer vaccine or by mid-September, whichever comes first.
A federal judge granted Norwegian Cruise Line a preliminary injunction, temporarily allowing it to require proof of vaccination in Florida despite Ron DeSantis’s law protecting the rights of COVID-19.
More than 3,000 Louisiana children have tested positive for coronavirus in the span of four days, and the state now leads the nation in total new cases.
The Taliban has seized six Afghan cities in a matter of days, raising fears that they’ll once again gain control of Kabul.
The GOP fundraising machine WinRed PAC hasn’t disclosed its expenses in the 2020 election—which could be in the tens of millions—in an apparent violation of campaign-finance law.
A former Newsmax host who called Anthony Fauci a “lying freak” has died of coronavirus complications, having missed Step Three in the Right-Wing Anti-Vax Media Personality playbook: Get Vaccinated In Secret.
Researchers found evidence of a potential carcinogen in another selection of sunscreens, and have asked the FDA to pull them off the shelves.
A mob of anti-vaxxers tried to storm the BBC but wound up at a London studio that mostly makes daytime TV, illustrating the pitfalls of trying to plan an action when your group’s uniting principle is proudly being so, so dumb. (Sooo, so dumb.)

Be Smarter

The aides and advisors closest to Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) have begun resigning in disgrace, as he prepares to finally do the same, of course tries to finagle a deal with state lawmakers to avoid impeachment. (State lawmakers say they aren’t having it.) Cuomo’s top aide Melissa DeRosa, who led efforts to discredit his accuser Lindsey Boylan, resigned on Sunday night. Roberta Kaplan, the chairwoman of Time’s Up, resigned on Monday over her role in advising Cuomo’s staff on that discrediting campaign, having skimmed through the mission statement of Time’s Up for the first time. And the boards of the Human Rights Campaign have launched an independent investigation of the group’s president, Alphonso David, for his involvement in the same gross effort. David had previously served as Cuomo’s in-house counsel.

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Average pay in U.S. restaurants and supermarkets has climbed above $15 an hour, for the first time.
Gov. Jay Inslee (D-WA) has announced a vaccine requirement for all state workers, contractors, and health care workers.
The Senate has confirmed longtime public defender Eunice Lee to the Second Circuit Court of Appeals.
The NBA Foundation has distributed $6 million in grants to Black-owned businesses and youth-centered groups.

Enjoy

Leslie Jones 🦋 on Twitter: "Come on y’all how is this not the biggest event lmao?! @TeamUSA"

As of 1pm CST on 10/28, Zeta is a Cat 2 with 100mph winds. The eye is projected to move over the greater New Orleans area. Landfall is expected sometime around 3-5pm on October 28th. Take precautions now and prepare for a stronger than anticipated hurricane to roll through. As always, please listen to local, state and national government officials on the actions and steps you need to take.

NOLAReady states that you should be prepared to SHELTER IN PLACE by 2pm today. Take this advice from local leaders. The 1pm update from NOAA shows that New Orleans will be taking a direct hit from the storm and winds are expected to reach 86-115MPH in the core of New Orleans.

This. This is my life now. Memes and Hurricanes.

What is Damp May Never Dry!

This post has been updated as of 10/28 @ 1pm; Check Comments for Track Updates - Updated on 10/28 @ 1pm
Another one. Are you fat from Cosmic Brownies yet? Too bad, go get more. I'd tell you to go and buy some stock in McKee Foods, but they're private. If they ever IPO, head on over to /wallstreetbets and throw tendies at them. I digress, this is a tropical depression megathread. Anyways, this scientologist-god sounding named storm called Zeta is rolling into the gulf and has put us back in the C O N E O F U N C E R T A I N T Y. Might as well put the entire US in the cone since the election is next week. P.S. Go vote if you haven't.
In order to make it easier and provide current information to individuals, please keep the conversations surrounding the storm to this thread. We are trying to consolidate the more serious conversations/information to this thread. This post is automatically set to sort by new. It is highly recommended that you sort comments by new given the changing environment.
For the time being, memes and funny-ish posts can be standalone posts. This is subject to change depending on how the situation evolves. Despite all the humor surrounding it, please take this event seriously and make plans based upon your needs.
Below is some general information/advice, but should not be taken as official recommendations. Please listen to local/national authorities in determining your next course of actions. I will try to update this post with current information when I can.
Once the storm gets closer to landfall, we will switch from this standalone post to the /TropicalWeather live thread as it's a great resource to get up to date information on the storm.
P.S. If you believe something should be appended/amended to this post, please let me know and I'll be happy to consider it.

What is happening?

Zeta, the sixth letter of the greek alphabet and more annoying sistebrothething to Cthulhu, has arisen from the seas and is now entering the Gulf. In what is most assuredly the worst prank ever by NOAA Meteorologists, New Orleans is enjoying it's 7th time in the Cone of Uncertainty.
Hurricane Zeta has a very high probability to hit New Orleans. Latoya did not activate the shield quick enough! Landfall is expected to be tomorrow evening with the storm quickly - and I mean quickly - going over New Orleans. The eye is anticipated to be above New Orleans around 3-5pm and gone by 12pm/1am.
Please prepare for a high strength Category 1 storm tomorrow (10/28) by mid-day.

Where can I get more information on projected paths, evacuation notices, and general preparation information?

As always, we recommend paying attention to local and national media forecasts. Here are some official government links for you to monitor:

• NOAA/National Hurricane Center
• NOLA Ready
• NWS New Orleans
• State of Louisiana Emergency Portal

And some local news sources as well:

• WWLTV
• FOX 8
• WDSU
• NOLA.com
• WWL 870 AM Radio
• You can also text "ZETA" to 888777 to get text updates.

I'm a weather junky and I need my fix, what do you recommend?

Again, please take advice of your local and national government when making decisions. However, like you, we like knowing what the Euro, GFS, UKMET, HMON, HWRF, COAMPS and Navy models are all doing at all times. For these people:

• /TropicalWeather - Your favorite tropics subreddit!
• Tropical Tidbits - Levi Cowan is providing some of the best analysis on storms out there. Please consider donating to his patreon.
• Hurricane Watch Net - Amateur Radio Operators trained to provide emergency information when stuff goes HAM.
• Mike's Weather Page - If you like seeing a website designed in the early 2000s with a bunch of hurricane graphics on one page, this is the spot for you.
• NBC 15 Youtube Channel - Mobile is part of the Swampborn Krewe and they have Alan Sealls on the team, arguably one of the best Hurricane Meteorologists the South has. Highly recommend watching his daily videos (they get posted on /tropicalweather).
• Tropicswx.com - Made by redditor Michael424242, similar to Mike's Weather Page, it's an aggregated dashboard of all the things.
• Yale Climate Connections - Weather Underground used to maintain one of the best blogs called Category 6, after being bought by the Weather Channel, they shut it down. Jeff Masters has moved to the Yale Climate Connections being posted under "Eye on the Storm."

Should I evacuate?

Please refer to the above local/national section when making your evacuation plans. Every person's situation is different. Please begin making preparations 3-4 days out. We will attempt to monitor and post evacuation updates below. For a complete up to date list, please visit this WDSU link.
Mandatory Evacuations (As of 10/28):
Orleans Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Jefferson Parish

• Mandatory evacuation for campers, RVs and boats in Grand Isle starting at 11 a.m. Monday.
• A mandatory evacuation for the town of Jean Lafitte, Lower Lafitte, Crown Point and Barataria starting at 6am on Wednesday.

St. Bernard Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Plaquemines Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

St. Tammany Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Terrebone Parish

Due to the potential of 2-4 feet of storm surge outside of the Terrebonne Levee and Conservation District Morganza to the Gulf Levee System and the coastal areas of Terrebonne Parish by Hurricane Delta, Parish President Gordon Dove and Terrebonne Parish Sheriff Tim Soignet are calling for a mandatory evacuation of Zone 1 of Terrebonne Parish, effective at 10 a.m. Starting 10/28, ALL residents living in manufactured homes in Zone 2, which includes the communities of Lower Dularge, Dulac, Chauvin, Montegut and Pointe Aux Chene are under a mandatory evacuation.

Voluntary Evacuations (As of 10/28):
Orleans Parish

Voluntary evacuation for areas outside levees that include Venetian Isles, Lake Catherine and Irish Bayou starting at 6 p.m. Tuesday.

Jefferson Parish

A voluntary evacuation is in effect for the town of Jean Lafitte, Lower Lafitte, Crown Point and Barataria and will go into effect at 4pm on Tuesday. This has become a mandatory evacuation.

St. Bernard Parish

Officials haven't declared any voluntary evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Plaquemines Parish

Effective 8 a.m., Wednesday, October 28, 2020 Voluntary Evacuation will be ordered for the following areas:

• The entire East Bank of Plaquemines Parish
• West Bank of Plaquemines Parish from Phillips 66 Alliance Refinery to Venice.

St. Tammany Parish

Officials haven't declared any voluntary evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Terrebone Parish

A voluntary evacuation of ONLY the Pointe-aux-Chenes area of Zone 2 effective at 10 a.m.

What schools will be closed?

Schools will likely be closed the day before the storm. Depending on the extent of the damage and various other factors (power, water, etc.) it's unknown for how long the schools will be closed for.
We recommend that you monitor your local parish's school district websites for up to date information on school closures. That being said, we'll post information as it becomes available. Please refer to this WWLTV article for up to date school closure information.
Please note, most of these notices apply to public schools. Most private institutions abide by the local Parish's closures, but please refer to your specific school for up to date information.
Additional Commentary: Sorry kids, it looks like 2020 has decided that schools will just go virtual instead of close! RIP Storm Days.
Orleans Parish

• Public Schools will do virtual learning Wednesday and Thursday.
• Catholic Schools will do virtual learning Wednesday.
• University of Holy Cross (Closed Wednesday, TBA Thursday)
• University of New Orleans (All classes will be online starting Wednesday)
• St. Katharine Drexel Prep will do virtual learning Wednesday
• SUNO will do virtual learning Wednesday
• Delgado closed Wednesday no virtual learning either (whoa!)
• Loyola will do virtual classes Wednesday. Thursday TBD.
• NOCCA will close at 1 pm Wednesday, reopen at 1 pm Thursday
• St. Katharine Drexel Prep will do virtual learning Wednesday

Jefferson Parish

• Jefferson Parish schools to do virtual learning Wednesday, Thursday classes are cancelled.
• Catholic schools will do virtual learning Wednesday
• Concordia Lutheran (Closed Wednesday)
• Ridgewood Prep closed Wednesday

St. Bernard Parish

• St. Bernard Parish public schools will do virtual learning on Wednesday
• Nunez Community College will do virtual learning Wednesday

Plaquemines Parish

• Plaquemines Parish public schools will do virtual learning until further notice

St. Tammany Parish

• St. Tammany Parish public schools will be closed Wednesday (Rare Storm Day!)
• Northshore Technical Community College will do virtual learning Wednesday
• St. Margaret Mary Catholic will conduct virtual learning Wednesday

Cat 3 then flee, otherwise I'm staying.

Cool. Good For You! Some people aren't so lucky and can't afford to stay. However, here's some general advice for those of us who are new to those whole hurricane thing:

• Expect your power to go out. Entergy NOLA is a regulated monopoly and it's hot garbage. You should anticipate your power going out for up to a month in the middle of October (Maybe Sweater Weather).
• Expect it to flood. If you're expecting the SWBNO to do their job, I have a bridge to sell you. Move your cars to the neutral ground or a high spot.
• Wear your damn masks. THIS IS A 2020 COMBO SPECIAL!
• Fill up your gas tanks. Or charge your electric car. Doesn't matter, just make sure you can leave if you need to.
• Stock up on your essentials. Do this now. Do not wait. Cosmic Brownies will sell out.
• Get cash from the ATM. What? You think credit cards and apple pay works during a power outage? Nope! Prepare to go analog and get some cold hard cash from the ATM. When you need to go to Schwegmann's to get some rice and beans, you'll be able to pay.
• Get you and your pets medicines. This is often overlooked. If you have essential medical needs, get your refills now (this includes the good bois and cool cats and kittens).
• Fill up your bathtub the night before. Boil advisories are expected and you will need water to flush the toilets.
• Put bottled water in the freezer. Trust me on this one, fill your freezer to the MAX with water bottles. It will keep your freezer colder for longer and you'll have cool water during an extended power outage. Also, keep your fridge and freezer closed for as long as you can.
• Charge your spare batteries. If you have external rechargeable batteries for your phones, charge them up now. This includes laptops as well - you can charge your phone with a laptop!
• Turn around, don't drown. Do not be a dumbass and drive through high water. I don't care if your Tesla can float or if your F150 is lifted for her pleasure. Don't drive through high water.
• GO VOTE EARLY! It's a late October surprise. Vote early so just in case the situation gets worse, you at least know you've done your civic duty, you patriot.

What should I buy?

/TropicalWeather has a fantastic mega-thread on this that we are stealing. We highly recommend visiting this link and making sure that you have all of these things in your household.
Also pop-tarts. All the pop-tarts. Brown sugar for life though.
New for October: C O S M I C B R O W N I E S

How much alcohol should I stock up on?

Yes.

What about public transportation? Will it still be operational?

While a lot of people don't have reliable alternative transportation, always make sure you have a plan. In general, you shouldn't expect public transport to operate during a hurricane. Don't rely upon it. Make plans to move to a safe location or a shelteevacuation center prior to the storm.
Should you need evacuation notices and/or assistance, please review the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority's website for further information on public transportation and and out of the city in the event of a mandatory evacuation.
Update as of 10/27 from RTA:

In preparation for expected impacts of Hurricane Zeta, the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority will suspend all bus, streetcar, and ferry services beginning at noon on Wednesday, October 28th. All transit operations will remain suspended until further notice and until it is deemed safe for service to resume.

Sandbags?

I will be publishing some of the major parishes below. For a more complete up to date list, please refer to this article on WWLTV:
Orleans Parish

In partnership with the New Orleans City Council, the City of New Orleans will provide sandbags on Tuesday, Oct. 27 from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m. (or until supplies last) at the following locations:

• Arthur Monday Center, 1111 Newton St.
• Dryades YMCA, 2220 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd.
• Saint Maria Goretti Church, 7300 Crowder Blvd.
• NOFD Engine 8, Desire and Law Streets

Jefferson Parish

Officials haven't provided any update for this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

St. Bernard Parish

Officials haven't provided any update for this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Plaquemines Parish

Starting today, October 27, 2020, at 12 PM Noon parish-wide sandbag locations will be open. See below for sandbag locations. Residents should bring their own shovels.10 bags max. Bags will be provided. :

• Plaquemines Parish Government Complex, PROWM Building (333 F. Edward Hebert Blvd, Belle Chasse, LA 70037)
• Port Sulphur YMCA, 278 Civic Drive, Port Sulphur, LA 70083
• Buras YMCA, 36342 Hwy 11, Buras, LA 70041
• Boothville Area across from Boothville-Venice Elementary School
• Davant Community Center, 15577 Hwy 15, Braithwaite, LA 70040
• Braithwaite Auditorium, 1253 LA-39, Braithwaite, LA 70040

St. Tammany Parish

Sandbags will be available at six locations on Tuesday, Oct. 27 from 7:30 a.m. until 6 p.m. People are asked to bring their own shovels. There will be help for the elderly or infirmed.

• St. Tammany Government- Building - 21410 Koop Dr., Mandeville
• Airport Road Barn - 34783 Grantham College Rd, Slidell, La
• The Old Levee District Site - 61134 Military Road (Hwy 190) Slidell, La.
• Fritchie Barn - 63119 Highway 1090 in Pearl River
• Keller Barn - 63131 Fish Hatchery Road, Lacombe
• Covington Barn - 1305 N. Florida Street, Covington

Can you sharpie this situation away?

Neither NOAA nor FEMA recommends this. It doesn't work.

What is Damp May Never Dry!

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Let's get something straight right out the gate- I strongly advise anyone in the path of a storm to evacuate. If you are in an area that is under a mandatory evacuation order, leave. Listen to your local officials and the national advisories. If you are new to the Houma-Terrebonne area and this is your first storm, back out of this guide now and just listen to the local officials. There are numerous factors that you should take into account when deciding to evacuate, and my factors will likely not line up with yours. This guide is not meant to convince anyone to stay through a storm of any size. As the name implies, it is a complacent local's light-hearted take on a potentially very serious situation, with tips and tricks I've found useful for getting through the smaller and weaker systems.

ABOUT ME

What's there to say- I'm the idiot. I'm one of the stubborn fools that usually stay through the smaller storms. I've lived here my entire life, and since going out on my own in the late '90s, the only two storms that have had me evacuate were Katrina and Gustav. I have reasons that make sense (to me) as to why I rarely leave.
First and foremost- elevation, elevation, elevation. I am well within the protective levee system, and very close to a bayou. For those that don't know, bayous form natural ridges, and are typically the highest points in the area. I also built in “the good flood zone”, so flooding is not the major concern for me when it comes to storms- wind and tornadoes are. And if the absolute worst case flooding scenario occurs, I have a bonus room in the attic with windows for egress. I'm only saying this because it lets you know that even in the worst case scenario I have a plan.
Second, I trust my home for certain situations. I built this home. I know it is up to code with some of the most stringent building regulations in the country (when it comes to wind load). I know that no shortcuts were taken in it's construction. And I also know it has already “proven” itself through multiple storms. I also know that when it comes to tornadoes, no house is truly safe. Tornadoes are my greatest fear when it comes to storms. So I made sure that the house had a small central room that I could retreat to in case of emergency (more later). That was always the plan.
Third, I stay informed. When a storm comes within a couple days of a possible strike, I am devouring as much information from as many sources as possible (skip to the end for some resources I use). I follow the data, not the personalities. Days in advance, I am already preparing my yard and home. If things are looking like a major system, I am doing everything I can so that I can immediately evacuate when evacuation becomes inevitable. Yet again- more planning.
You see, a plan is the most important thing you can have when it comes to preparing for a hurricane. It is absolutely vital.
The last, and most unreasonable reason I rarely evacuate is the fact that I utterly abhor the actual act of evacuating. 14 hours to Houston? Bruh, no. Want to know where I evacuated to for Katrina? I drove closer to New Orleans- to Donaldsonville, Louisiana. You would think I would have learned my lesson, right? A few years later, when Gustav came knocking, I evacuated again to Donaldsonville. Don't judge me. I told you I was an idiot in the first sentence.

THE CALM BEFORE

OK, so I haven't talked you into evacuating. That's too bad. Let's get you prepared as best as I can with a plan. After all, an idiot without a plan is just an idiot.
Stock Up On These Necessary Items:

• Non-Perishable Food
• Drinking Water
• Bathtub Full of Water
• Pet Food (if needed)
• Flashlights (w/ extra batteries)
• Portable Radio (w/ extra batteries)
• Cash and Important Documents

It's Also a Good Idea to Have These:

• Solar Yard Lights
• Television Antenna
• Personal Flotation Devices
• Generator

Stay Hydrated
The general rule of thumb is one gallon of drinking water per person, per day, for three days. Within the last couple of decades, this area has seen multiple storms that have knocked out local infrastructure for much longer. I try to have at least a week's supply (7 gallons per person) on hand.
Bonus: Additionally, fill a bathtub with water. If you resort to using this water for consumption, boil it first. This is also the stock from which you can flush toilets. With no water pressure, a toilet won't flush. You don't want to have a toilet that won't flush.
Make Some Groceries
Again, the general rule of thumb is a three day supply. And again, I aim for a week. This food should be non-perishable and shelf stable. In case of power failure, minimize the amount of times the refrigerator and freezer doors are opened. According to the FDA, a closed refrigerator should keep for about 4 hours, while freezers should last 24-48 if kept closed. I know canned food and other shelf stable foods are typically not as healthy, but hurricane calories don't count, right?
Mind Your Yard
Clear all drainage systems of debris. Secure any movable outdoor items. Trampolines should either be turned upside down or dismantled. If you have small trees, tie them to stakes at three points. Inspect any trees and remove any dead or sketchy branches. If a branch is capable of striking your home, your neighbor's home, or your fence, cut it back. Secure garbage cans as well. I pull mine into the garage. I also pile everything tetris-style on the back patio, which is enclosed on three sides. When the wind picks up, any object can easily become airborne and strike your windows, or your neighbor's.
Tend Your Home
Because some people are bad neighbors and don't secure their yards, don't hesitate to board up your house. From plywood to storm shutters and hurricane fabric, there are many, many options. How you do it needs to be decided far in advance. Take photos of your home for insurance purposes. This goes for items inside as well. If you are taking them with your phone, upload them to the cloud, or email them to yourself. It is not a bad idea to make digital copies of important documents and do the same. Unplug any electronics not in use. This includes garage door openers and kitchen appliances. A power surge can occur and will be expensive. If you are expecting flooding, put as many things as high off the ground as possible.
Bonus: If you are expecting flooding inside your home, there is no logical reason for you to be planning to stay.
Charge Up
Charge your cell phone as well as laptops and battery banks, which can charge your phone in case of an outage. I like to keep them plugged in throughout the storm in anticipation of random outages. Insure that you have extra batteries for any portable radios, batteries or any other battery operated item.
Bonus: Go to your local hardware store and buy a set of solar yard lights. You can pick up a set for under $20 bucks. Set them outdoors in the sunlight during the day, and you'll have a great way to get light at night if the power goes out. Not only are they safer than candles, they also double as solar yard lights!
Pets
Just like you, Fideaux and Couyon have to eat and drink. Make sure you are stocked up on supplies for them as well. Some pets don't take too kindly to thunder. There are calming treats available. On top of that, just be patient with them. If you are planning on leaving a pet outside for the storm, do Fideaux a favor and call the local shelter to see if they are accepting pets. Many accept pets through the duration of the storm.
Bonus: If you are planning on leaving Fideaux out through the storm, drop him off at the shelter regardless and never get another pet again, because you are the couyon.
Vehicles
Top off your tanks before the storm. If you are expecting flooding in your yard, and if it is possible, move your vehicles to higher ground. If you have a garage, park them inside close to the garage door. Do not park below trees or power lines. Vehicles are not safe havens for riding out a storm. I have seen my truck partially lifted from the ground during a storm.
Get a Kit
Gather flashlights and a portable radio, as well as extra batteries for both. Set aside a day or two worth of food, water, toiletries as well as a couple changes of clothing. Collect copies of any important legal documents, financial papers and insurance information. ATMs and banks may be out of service and closed after the storm, so you should have cash on hand for emergencies. Keep everything in a waterproof bag, in an easily accessible location.
Get Social
Check in with your neighbors. See who is leaving and who is staying, especially the elderly, so that you can check on them throughout and after.
Bonus: You can also use this time to passive aggressively offer the bad neighbors help in securing their ratchet yard.

RIDING IT OUT

Hurricane Party
Look, I don't judge. But don't get so trashed that you can't keep up with what's going around you. No matter how drunk you get, you will still be in a very dangerous situation. Keep your wits and don't become a burden to those around you.
"Need Help? Too Bad."
If there is a mandatory evacuation in effect for the area in which you live, and you decide to remain home, you will be on your own regardless of the situation. First responders are not allowed to enter an area that was ordered to evacuate until the storm has passed. If you decide to ignore an evacuation order, there will be no help available to you.
Bonus: If you live in an area that has been given a mandatory evacuation order, leave.
Safe Room
No home in this area is designed to survive a direct hit by a tornado. Should you find yourself in the path of one, the only thing you can do is hunker down in small, windowless, interior room. Small hallways and bathrooms are options, as they do not have an exterior wall. Don't wait until you see or hear a tornado to go to the room. If a warning has been issued, go immediately. Personally, I have designated my laundry room as the 'safe room'. Not only is it surrounded by other rooms, the washer, dryer, and freezer offer at least some additional protection from the collapsing structure.
Escape Plan
You should never leave your refuge in the middle of a storm, but in the absolute worst case scenario, you may be forced to abandon your home. If water is rising, do not retreat into the attic unless you have a way to get through the roof, such as an ax. Of course, don't rely on power tools to escape. If the flooding hasn't rendered your vehicle useless, do not attempt to drive through completely flooded area. If you have a boat on site, or a pirogue or kayak, make use of it and get to higher ground. Ice chests float too. Along with your kit, place life vests inside with you so that you can quickly grab them if needed. Finally, boat carefully- you don't know what hides below the water. It is not advised to walk through floodwater as it can be extremely contaminated and dangerous. And again, don't be a couyon- take your pets with you.

AFTER THE STORM

Powering Up
So you've made it through the storm but the power is out. One of the first sounds you may hear is your neighbor's automated whole-home generator. If you are lucky enough to have a portable generator, mumble curses at him under your breath as you roll it into the yard and struggle to get it started. Limit it's use to essential appliances only (freezers, refrigerators, etc.), as well as to keep your cell phone charged. Try to avoid Candy Crush for a few days. There are better uses for that phone. Do not run a generator indoors, as the internal combustion engine will generate deadly fumes. Run the generator in shifts to conserve gas.
Recon
Before you let your pets out, clear the yard of any debris and check the status of the fence. Who knows what critters might have sought refuge in your yard. Don't let Fideaux be the one to discover something dangerous. Make sure the drainage systems are clear of debris, as standing water could be caused by blocked drainage.
House
Inspect your home for any damage and cover any holes with tarps until it can be repaired. If a turbine has fallen off your roof, a garbage bag works as an excellent temporary fix. And naturally, be careful if you climb on your roof.
Stay Informed
Use radio (or television if you have it) to keep up with any local news. Boil orders, gas leaks and fires are all very real hazards you should be aware of. Also, relief and aid may be available. MREs, bottled water, bags of ice and tarps are often handed out to locally affected residents. Please, if you are not in need, allow those who are to receive these items.
Driving
Most officials will ask you to avoid getting on the road. I advise the same. But phone networks might be down and you might have family and friends you need to check in on. If you decide to venture out, follow these simple rules. If you see a downed power line, assume it is energized, even if no one has power. Drive around it, not over it. Do not get out and move it from the roadway. Leave that to the linemen. Red lights will likely be out, and I see how most of you drive around this area. So let me educate you: a dead light means the intersection is an all-way stop. Be prepared for roadblocks and curfews. If you cross through a roadblock, assume you will not be able to get back across it.
Friendly B&E
Here's where being an idiot has what some would call 'perks'. When I stayed through a few storms, I would get calls from people who had evacuated, and wanted me to get into their home to put a dog in the backyard and to feed it (see, even some couyons are smart enough to evacuate- DON'T LEAVE THE PETS BEHIND!!!!). I was also requested by a few people to break into their home and empty their refrigerators and freezers (if still frozen, fire up the pit!). I can't recommend doing this, but if you decide to oblige, there are two ways you do not want to do this- at night, and alone. Have someone with you to de-escalate any neighbors who see you are obviously breaking into the home. Know the name of the homeowner, and please make sure you are at the right house.
Not a Minute Late
If the local infrastructure is destroyed, prepare for a mandatory curfew. Don't break it. Don't even get close to breaking it. Be indoors well ahead of time, and only leave in the event of a dire emergency.

RESOURCES

Information is key, and can save your life.
Television Channels
While Weather Channel has some of the best detailed information on television, I get frustrated with the personalities. The New Orleans channels like WWL and WDSU tend to be a little more localized for this area with great information. Local Houma station HTV (KFOL) is my go-to channel for live local coverage. The information isn't up to the other's standards, but they often show live feeds of locks and the levee systems and the bayou towns. Plus, the callers do a great job of lifting the tension in this house. But for the love of God y'all, don't take "will I be safe here" advice from HTV.
Radio Stations
There's only one station I listen to when it comes to local weather- WWL 870am. They are based out of New Orleans, but they have both the resources and signal strength to give reliable coverage throughout the storm.
Online Resources
Lately, I have found myself relying more and more on raw data. Here's a list of websites I use:
National Hurricane Center - This one is kind of a gimme. When there is an active storm, an additional inundation map is added to the site. I can't link it here, because it changes for each storm. But look for it. It is extremely helpful in seeing possible flooding locally.
Sun Sentinel Hurricane Tracking - The best online tracker I've found. Even though it is based out of South Florida, they live track all currently active storms.
Weather Channel - Another gimme. Enter your town and stay up to date.
Tropical Tidbits - Radar imagery of all currently active storms.
Jay's Page - A great collection of different radars for the area.
Live Storm Chasing - An interactive map of live-streaming storm chasers.
Nola Ready - While this is focused on New Orleans, it does have information I find useful.
Snapchat Map - Hear me out- if you want to see what kind of damage is out there, but are unable to go see for yourself, let others do it for you.
Bonus: You also get to see how many idiots are out there driving and using their phones.
IN CLOSING
Tropical Storms and Hurricanes are extremely dangerous systems. Coastal Parishes like Terrebonne and Lafourche are extremely susceptible- we are basically surrounded by water. All you have to do is pull up Google Maps and look at the bayou villages. Most of the time the only areas above water are the cities themselves, protected only by the levee systems. A storm surge can (and in many cases already has) over-topped these levee systems, flooding entire communities. There is really no buffer between us and the Gulf, meaning these areas are blasted by the full strength of the storms winds. And on top of that, perhaps the deadliest and most unpredictable weapon these storms throw at us are tornadoes. It doesn't matter how well your home is built. No home is built to withstand a mid EF3 on up. Many storms of the past have also stalled over these areas, leaving us vulnerable to these perilous conditions for days at a time.
Staying through a hurricane is truly an idiotic thing to do, hence the tongue-in-cheek name. So don't take this guide as a recommendation to stay for a storm. Always listen to your local officials. If you are smart enough to leave, grab the essentials- possession photos, legal documents, computers, and of course pets. Always have a plan. Be smart and stay safe.

What is Damp May Never Dry!

This thread has been updated as of 8:30pm on 10/8
The next update will be a live thread when the storm is about to make landfall - sometime Friday evening.
Guess what? It’s 2020 and another hurricane is in the gulf (that’s right I said it) putting New Orleans in the C O N E O F U N C E R T A I N T Y (6x). Get your Cosmic Brownies ready, because this one hasn’t moved much in the models.
In order to make it easier and provide current information to individuals, please keep the conversations surrounding the storm to this thread. We are trying to consolidate the more serious conversations/information to this thread. This post is automatically set to sort by new. It is highly recommend that you sort comments by new given the changing environment.
For the time being, memes and funny-ish posts can be standalone posts. This is subject to change depending on how the situation evolves. Despite all the humor surrounding it, please take this event seriously and make plans based upon your needs.
Below is some general information/advice, but should not be taken as official recommendations. Please listen to local/national authorities in determining your next course of actions. I will try to update this post with current information when I can.
Once the storm gets closer to landfall, we will switch from this standalone post to the /TropicalWeather live thread as it's a great resource to get up to date information on the storm.
P.S. If you believe something should be appended/amended to this post, please let me know and I'll be happy to consider it.

What is happening?

Hurricane Delta is expected to make landfall at the current moment on Friday evening around Cameron, LA as a Cat 3. The storm is projected to move swiftly from the area and be in Northern Louisiana / Mississippi by Saturday. Unfortunately, this track makes an already battered Lake Charles the target of another hurricane. Thankfully, the impact to New Orleans at this time is probably minimal.

Where can I get more information on projected paths, evacuation notices, and general preparation information?

As always, we recommend paying attention to local and national media forecasts. Here are some official government links for you to monitor:

• NOAA/National Hurricane Center
• NOLA Ready
• NWS New Orleans
• State of Louisiana Emergency Portal

And some local news sources as well:

• WWLTV
• FOX 8
• WDSU
• NOLA.com
• WWL 870 AM Radio
• You can also text "DELTA" to 888777 to get text updates.

I'm a weather junky and I need my fix, what do you recommend?

Again, please take advice of your local and national government when making decisions. However, like you, we like knowing what the Euro, GFS, UKMET, HMON, HWRF, COAMPS and Navy models are all doing at all times. For these people:

• /TropicalWeather - Your favorite tropics subreddit!
• Tropical Tidbits - Levi Cowan is providing some of the best analysis on storms out there. Please consider donating to his patreon.
• Hurricane Watch Net - Amateur Radio Operators trained to provide emergency information when stuff goes HAM.
• Mike's Weather Page - If you like seeing a website designed in the early 2000s with a bunch of hurricane graphics on one page, this is the spot for you.
• NBC 15 Youtube Channel - Mobile is part of the Swampborn Krewe and they have Alan Sealls on the team, arguably one of the best Hurricane Meteorologists the South has. Highly recommend watching his daily videos (they get posted on /tropicalweather).
• Tropicswx.com - Made by redditor Michael424242, similar to Mike's Weather Page, it's an aggregated dashboard of all the things.
• Yale Climate Connections - Weather Underground used to maintain one of the best blogs called Category 6, after being bought by the Weather Channel, they shut it down. Jeff Masters has moved to the Yale Climate Connections being posted under "Eye on the Storm."

Should I evacuate?

Please refer to the above local/national section when making your evacuation plans. Every person's situation is different. Please begin making preparations 3-4 days out. We will attempt to monitor and post evacuation updates below.
Mandatory Evacuations (As of 10/8):
Orleans Parish

Officials haven't declared any mandatory evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Jefferson Parish

There is a mandatory evacuation for campers, RVs and boats on Grand Isle.

Lafourche Parish*

Mandatory Evacuation called for all areas south of the Leon Theriot Lock in Golden Meadow and all other low-lying areas of Lafourche Parish. Recommended evacuation for residents in mobile homes.

Voluntary Evacuations (As of 10/8):
Orleans Parish

Officials haven't declared any voluntary evacuations in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Jefferson Parish

Jean Lafitte, Lower Lafitte, Crown Point, Barataria

Lafourche Parish

There is a voluntary evacuation for Port Fourchon.

What schools will be closed?

Schools will likely be closed the day before the storm. Depending on the extent of the damage and various other factors (power, water, etc.) it's unknown for how long the schools will be closed for. We recommend that you monitor your local parish's school district websites for up to date information on school closures. That being said, we'll post information as it becomes available.
Please note, most of these notices apply to public schools. Most private institutions abide by the local Parish's closures, but please refer to your specific school for up to date information.
Orleans Parish

UNO will shift Friday classes to online due to Hurricane Delta

Jefferson Parish

With the exception of Grand Isle, all Jefferson parish schools will remain open until further notice.

Lafourche Parish

All schools and offices of the Lafourche Parish School Board will be closed October 9 Nicholls State University will shift classes online Thursday, October 8 and close campus buildings at 4:30 p.m. on Thursday. All classes will continue virtually through Friday.

Plaquemines Parish

Officials haven't declared school closures in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

St. Bernard Parish

Officials haven't declared school closures in this parish yet. Stay tuned for updates.

Cat 3 then flee, otherwise I'm staying.

Cool. Good For You! Some people aren't so lucky and can't afford to stay. However, here's some general advice for those of us who are new to those whole hurricane thing:

• Expect your power to go out. Entergy NOLA is a regulated monopoly and it's hot garbage. You should anticipate your power going out for up to a month in the middle of October (Maybe Sweater Weather).
• Expect it to flood. If you're expecting the SWBNO to do their job, I have a bridge to sell you. Move your cars to the neutral ground or a high spot.
• Wear your damn masks. THIS IS A 2020 COMBO SPECIAL!
• Fill up your gas tanks. Or charge your electric car. Doesn't matter, just make sure you can leave if you need to.
• Stock up on your essentials. Do this now. Do not wait. Cosmic Brownies will sell out.
• Get cash from the ATM. What? You think credit cards and apple pay works during a power outage? Nope! Prepare to go analog and get some cold hard cash from the ATM. When you need to go to Schwegmann's to get some rice and beans, you'll be able to pay.
• Get you and your pets medicines. This is often overlooked. If you have essential medical needs, get your refills now (this includes the good bois and cool cats and kittens).
• Fill up your bathtub the night before. Boil advisories are expected and you will need water to flush the toilets.
• Put bottled water in the freezer. Trust me on this one, fill your freezer to the MAX with water bottles. It will keep your freezer colder for longer and you'll have cool water during an extended power outage. Also, keep your fridge and freezer closed for as long as you can.
• Charge your spare batteries. If you have external rechargeable batteries for your phones, charge them up now. This includes laptops as well - you can charge your phone with a laptop!
• Turn around, don't drown. Do not be a dumbass and drive through high water. I don't care if your Tesla can float or if your F150 is lifted for her pleasure. Don't drive through high water.

What should I buy?

/TropicalWeather has a fantastic mega-thread on this that we are stealing. We highly recommend visiting this link and making sure that you have all of these things in your household.
Also pop-tarts. All the pop-tarts. Brown sugar for life though.
New for October: C O S M I C B R O W N I E S

How much alcohol should I stock up on?

Yes.

What about public transportation? Will it still be operational?

While a lot of people don't have reliable alternative transportation, always make sure you have a plan. In general, you shouldn't expect public transport to operate during a hurricane. Don't rely upon it. Make plans to move to a safe location or a shelteevacuation center prior to the storm.
Should you need evacuation notices and/or assistance, please review the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority's website for further information on public transportation and and out of the city in the event of a mandatory evacuation.
Update as of 10/6 from RTA:

None at the moment. Please anticipate further updates.

Sandbags?

I will be publishing some of the major parishes below. For a more complete up to date list, please refer to this article on WWLTV.
Orleans Parish:

No ID required, assistance will be available for people with special needs. Masks are required. Sandbags are available on a first-come-first-serve basis, and City officials say sand could run out within four hours of opening.
Sandbags will be available at the following locations starting Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 8 a.m.

• Arthur Monday Center - 1111 Newton St.
• Dryades YMCA - 2220 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd.
• Milne Recreation Center - 5420 Franklin Ave.
• Maria Goretti Church - 7300 Crowder Blvd.
• Mid-City Library - 4140 Canal St.

Officials are working on adding a sixth sandbag location in the Lower Ninth Ward, but did not have a location ready Tuesday afternoon.

Jefferson Parish

No Updates from the parish government at this time.

St. Bernard Parish:

No Updates from the parish government at this time.

Plaquemines Parish:

No Updates from the parish government at this time.

St. Tammany Parish:

The St. Tammany Parish Department of Public Works will open six self-serve sandbag locations beginning Tuesday, Oct. 6, 2020 at 2 p.m. to 6 p.m.
All locations will re-open Wednesday, October 7, 2020 and Thursday, October 8, 2020 at 7 a.m. and remain open until 6 p.m.

• St. Tammany Parish Government- Building
• 21410 Koop Dr., Mandeville
  
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works- Airport Road Barn
  
• 34783 Grantham College Rd, Slidell, La
  
• The Old Levee District Site (those who need assistance, visit Fritchie Barn)
  
• 61134 Military Road (Hwy 190) Slidell, La.
  
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works- Fritchie Barn
  
• 63119 Highway 1090 in Pearl River
  
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works Barn- Keller Barn
  
• 63131 Fish Hatchery Road, Lacombe
  
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works Barn- Covington Barn
  
• 1305 N. Florida Street, Covington
  

Can you sharpie this situation away?

Neither NOAA nor FEMA recommends this. It doesn't work.

What is Damp May Never Dry!

Sally remains a hurricane and is moving slowly.

From the latest public advisory (as of 9/16 11:30 AM ET) Sally is likely to cause issues with rainfall, storm surge, surf, wind tornados, and flooding - including potential inland flooding.
Check your local weather or emergency management agency for more specific information where you are.
 
Please look to local news, local weather, and local and state emergency management agencies to find out more about how you may be affected, if you need to evacuate, and steps on getting prepared. Please everyone stay safe.
 
U Forecasts, Predictions, and Watches/Warnings

• Updates: National Hurricane Center, the NHC page on Sally, Weather.gov, wind speed, Google's Crisis Map
• Useful Twitter accounts: NHC-Atlantic, FEMA; NWS, and for NWS offices in New Orleans LA, Lake Charles LA, Jacksonville FL, Key West FL, Tallahassee FL, Birmingham AL, Jackson MS, Greenville-Spartanburg SC,Columbia SC, Charleston SC, Wilmington NC,Newport/Morehead City NC, Wakefield VA; Louisiana Department of Public Health Twitter, NOLA Ready
• Relevant Twitter hashtags with updates: #Sally, #HurricaneSally, #GulfCoast, #HurricaneSeason
• State specific emergency management agencies: Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia
• For more information check out /TropicalWeather.

 
Tulsa Preparedness & Planning
College students should check out their university's emergency alert system - if you're not signed up to get notices, you should!
Useful links on: hurricane preparedness, emergency kits, emergency supplies for your car.
 
Louisburg Other things worth thinking about or getting:

• General: A cooler. Fun/mental health stuff - books, games, etc. Cash. Weather radio and batteries. Flashlights > candles. Backup cell phone, laptop, or other batteries. Extra water. Hand sanitizer. Comfort items (a toddler's blankie, the puppy's favorite toy, your grandpa's watch you can't imagine losing).
• Specialized: Transportation and assistive devices (think especially about children, pets, the elderly, people with disabilities).
• Cars: Gas. Window breakeseatbelt cutter.

 
Gattaca Florida Safety:

• Check your smoke detector and carbon monoxide detector batteries!
• Watch out for downed power lines. Never assume it is dead. Avoid it.
• Assume floodwaters are deeper than they look. Turn around, don't drown.
• Learn your flood and evacuation zones!
• Food safety from the FDA and USDA.
• If your home floods and you need to go up, head for the roof. Keep an ax in your attic to get out that way if you need it.
• Be aware of potential 911 delays.
• Evacuate! If you can, check on people you know to see if they need help evacuating if you can offer it or put them in touch with someone who can.

 
Hertfordshire Documentation:

• Bring it with you.
• Store it in a plastic bag to they are together and stay dry.
• House deed/rental agreement/lease.
• Insurance information (home, car, renters, medical, flood).
• Identification (ID card/driver's license, passport, Social Security card, marriage/birth certificates).
• Take photographs of your home before you evacuate and when you return. Good documentation of the damage may help if you need to file an aid or insurance claim.

 
For long-term preparedness, check out CERT training information.
 
Holland Evacuation

• Red Cross Shelter Finder
• Ready.gov Shelter Information

College Information
We'll be updating this list as we get information.
 
/CFB Ball Alabama

University	Update	Sources
Bishop State Community College	All remote learning on Monday and Tuesday. All events cancelled Monday and Tuesday.	7
Coastal Alabama Community College	Closses at 2 PM on Monday. In person classes closed through Wendesday. Online classes continue to meet.	5
Spring Hill College	Classes cancelled after 1:30 PM on Monday. Classes online on Tuesday.	5
University of Mobile	Move to all online instruction as of 1:30 PM Monday. Normal classes resume Wendesday.	5
South Alabama University of South Alabama	Classes, events, and activities canceled Tuesday and Wednesday.	16

 
/CFB Ball Florida

University	Update	Sources
Gulf Coast State College	All campuses closed Tuesday.	11
Northwest Florida State College	Closed through Tuesday.	13
Pensacola State College	All campuses closed Monday and Tuesday.	7, 17
West Florida University of West Florida	All classes - in person and online - cancelled through Thursday.	18

 
/CFB Ball Louisiana

University	Update	Sources
Delgado Community College	Online classes only on Monday and Tuesday.	8, 19
Loyola	Operating normally until 4 PM on Monday. Classes canceled Tuesday. Classes resume Wednesday.	2, 20
New Orleans Theological Seminary/Leavell College	Closed Monday-Wednesday.	8
Nicholls Nicholls State	All classes online Monday-Wednesday.	4
Northshore Technical Community College	Online on Monday. Closed on Tuesday. Decision on Wednesday pending.	8, 21
Nunez College	Online classes continue. In person classes cancelled Monday and Tuesday.	8
Southeastern Louisiana Southeastern University	All classes online on Monday. All classes cancelled on Tuesday.	14
Southern Southern University	Normal operations on Tuesday.	9, 22
Tulane Tulane	In person and online classes canceled after noon on Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday classes TBD.	1
Holy Cross University of Holy Cross	Closed Monday and Tuesday.	8
University of New Orleans	Classes all online on Monday. In person, online, and hybrid classes canceled on Tuesday.	3
Xavier University	Classes online after 5 PM Monday. Classes cancelled Tuesday.	8

 
/CFB Ball Mississippi

University	Update	Sources
Jones County JC Jones College	All classes online through Wednesday.	12
Mississippi Gulf Coast CC Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College	All classes online starting Monday at noon and Tuesday.	10
Southern Miss University of Southern Mississippi - Gulf Coast Locations	All classes and events moved online starting at noon on Monday.	15

 
/CFB Ball South Carolina
If you know of any of these, please let us know.

University	Update	Sources

 
/CFB Ball North Carolina
If you know of any of these, please let us know.

University	Update	Sources

 
/CFB Ball Virginia
If you know of any of these, please let us know.

University	Update	Sources

Sources
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Touchdown Game Information Penalty Flag
We'll be updating this list as we get information.
This list includes all games played with teams in affected states. Many may not be affected, but given the ripple effects of things like travel and the particular complications of scheduling this season, we've listed them all here for reference.

Date	Time	Home Team	Away Team	Game Location
9/18	7:30 PM ET	Coastal Carolina	Campbell	Conway, SC
9/19	12:00 PM ET	Georgia State	Louisiana	Atlanta, GA
9/19	12:00 PM ET	Tulane	Navy	New Orleans, LA
9/19	12:00 PM ET	Duke	Boston College	Durham, NC
9/19	2:30 PM ET	Notre Dame	USF	South Bend, IN
9/19	3:30 PM ET	Georgia Tech	UCF	Atlanta, GA
9/19	3:30 PM ET	Georgia Southern	FAU	Statesboro, GA
9/19	3:30 PM ET	UNC	Charlotte	Chapel Hill, NC
9/19	4:00 PM ET	Middle Tennessee	Troy	Murfreesboro, TN
9/19	4:00 PM ET	Clemson	The Citadel	Clemson, SC
9/19	7:30 PM ET	ULM	Texas State	Monroe, LA
9/19	7:30 PM ET	Louisville	Miami (FL)	Louisville, KY
9/19	7:30 PM ET	Southern Miss	Louisiana Tech	Hattiesburg, MS
9/19	8:00 PM ET	NC State	Wake Forest	Raleigh, NC

 
Learn More

• What are different hurricane categories?
• What is the difference between a watch and a warning?
• What is the Waffle House Index?

What is Damp May Never Dry!

This thread has been updated as of 3pm on 9/14
A storm is in the gulf and might be headed our way. As such, it's time for a megathread!
In order to make it easier and provide current information to individuals, please keep the conversations surrounding the storm to this thread. We are trying to consolidate the more serious conversations/information to this thread. It is highly recommend that you sort comments by new given the changing environment
For the time being, memes and funny-ish posts can be standalone posts. This is subject to change depending on how the situation evolves. Despite all the humor surrounding it, please take this event seriously and make plans based upon your needs.
Below is some general information/advice, but should not be taken as official recommendations. Please listen to local/national authorities in determining your next course of actions. I will try to update this post with current information when I can.
Once the storm gets closer to landfall, we will switch from this standalone post to the /TropicalWeather live thread as it's a great resource to get up to date information on the storm.
P.S. If you believe something should be appended/amended to this post, please let me know and I'll be happy to consider it.

What is happening?

Hurricane Sally is off the SE Coast of Louisiana and is anticipated to keep moving NW towards the Louisiana/Mississippi Gulf Coast over the next 48 hours. The storm is projected to reach hurricane force winds before making landfall sometime between very late Monday night/Tuesday morning. Most models are now predicting a Cat 2-3 landfall.
This storm is not necessarily going to be a huge wind concern - but due to the slow moving nature of the storm, this is expected to be a major rain event with up to 10" anticipated over the next week.
As of 2:40pm on 9/14, the storm has moved slightly more east and we're expecting an Gulfport/Biloxi landfall. We're still not out of the woods yet, but it looks like we might get some western rain bands (as dry as the western side looks). Expect the worst, hope for the best.

Where can I get more information on projected paths, evacuation notices, and general preparation information?

As always, we recommend paying attention to local and national media forecasts. Here are some official government links for you to monitor:

• NOAA/National Hurricane Center
• NOLA Ready
• NWS New Orleans
• State of Louisiana Emergency Portal

And some local news sources as well:

• WWLTV
• FOX 8
• WDSU
• NOLA.com
• WWL 870 AM Radio
• You can also text "SALLY" to 888777 to get text updates.

I'm a weather junky and I need my fix, what do you recommend?

Again, please take advice of your local and national government when making decisions. However, like you, I like knowing what the Euro, GFS, UKMET, HMON, HWRF, COAMPS and Navy models are all doing at all times. For these people:

• /TropicalWeather - Your favorite tropics subreddit!
• Tropical Tidbits - Levi Cowan is providing some of the best analysis on storms out there. Please consider donating to his patreon.
• Hurricane Watch Net - Amateur Radio Operators trained to provide emergency information when stuff goes HAM.
• Mike's Weather Page - If you like seeing a website designed in the early 2000s with a bunch of hurricane graphics on one page, this is the spot for you.
• NBC 15 Youtube Channel - Mobile is part of the Swampborn Krewe and they have Alan Sealls on the team, arguably one of the best Hurricane Meteorologists the South has. Highly recommend watching his daily videos (they get posted on /tropicalweather).
• Tropicswx.com - Made by redditor Michael424242, similar to Mike's Weather Page, it's an aggregated dashboard of all the things.
• Yale Climate Connections - Weather Underground used to maintain one of the best blogs called Category 6, after being bought by the Weather Channel, they shut it down. Jeff Masters has moved to the Yale Climate Connections being posted under "Eye on the Storm."

Should I evacuate?

Please refer to the above local/national section when making your evacuation plans. Every person's situation is different. Please begin making preparations 3-4 days out. I will attempt to monitor and post evacuation updates below, but please refer to this article by WWLTV for more up to date information:
Mandatory Evacuations (As of 9/13):

• The city of New Orleans is calling for a mandatory evacuation of areas outside of the levee protection system — Lake Catherine, Venetian Isles and Irish Bayou, starting Sunday due to forecasts for storm surge associated with Tropical Storm Sally.
  
• The entire East Bank of Plaquemines Parish and for areas on the west bank outside of the levee protection system - Myrtle Grove, Lake Hermitage, Woodpark, Happy Jack, Grand Bayou and Tidewater. Starts Sunday at Noon.
  
• The entirety of St. Charles parish is under a mandatory evacuation, effective Sunday.
  
• St John Parish: Areas North of Airline Hwy (including but not limited to: Cambridge, River Forest, Foxwood, Laplace Park, Belle Terre, New Era, Sugar Ridge)
  
• St John Parish: Pleasure Bend and low-lying areas North of I-10 in LaPlace, including Frenier, Peavine and Manchac.
  

Voluntary Evacuations (As of 9/13):

• Grand Isle Voluntary evacuation requested by 8 a.m. Sunday
  
• West Bank from Phillips 66 Alliance Refinery to Venice inside the levee protection system. Starts Sunday at Noon.
  
• Voluntary Evacuation from the community of Oakville to Phillips 66 Alliance Refinery.
  
• Port Fourchon is under a recommended evacuation ahead of Sally's arrival. Non-essential personnel should evacuate the port after securing any equipment in the area.
  
• The entirety of St. John Parish is under a voluntary evacuation, with parts in mandatory evacuation.
  
• All areas south (outside) of the Terrebonne Levee and Conservation District’s Morganza to the Gulf levee system beginning at noon Monday.
  
• Hancock County, Mississppi (Swampborn!) Beginning Monday at 7:00 a.m. for all low lying areas, residents living on rivers, river inlets, bayous, creeks, and in travel trailers, modular homes, mobile homes, homes under construction and or partially constructed homes.
  

Cat 3 then flee, otherwise I'm staying.

Cool. Good For You! Some people aren't so lucky and can't afford to stay. However, here's some general advice for those of us who are new to those whole hurricane thing:

• Expect your power to go out. Entergy NOLA is a regulated monopoly and it's hot garbage. You should anticipate your power going out for up to a month in the middle of September.
• Expect it to flood. If you're expecting the SWBNO to do their job, I have a bridge to sell you. Move your cars to the neutral ground or a high spot.
• Wear your damn masks. THIS IS A 2020 COMBO SPECIAL!
• Fill up your gas tanks. Or charge your electric car. Doesn't matter, just make sure you can leave if you need to.
• Stock up on your essentials. Do this now. Do not wait.
• Get cash from the ATM. What? You think credit cards and apple pay works during a power outage? Nope! Prepare to go analog and get some cold hard cash from the ATM. When you need to go to Schwegmann's to get some rice and beans, you'll be able to pay.
• Get you and your pets medicines. This is often overlooked. If you have essential medical needs, get your refills now (this includes the good bois and cool cats and kittens).
• Fill up your bathtub the night before. Boil advisories are expected and you will need water to flush the toilets.
• Put bottled water in the freezer. Trust me on this one, fill your freezer to the MAX with water bottles. It will keep your freezer colder for longer and you'll have cool water during an extended power outage. Also, keep your fridge and freezer closed for as long as you can.
• Charge your spare batteries. If you have external rechargeable batteries for your phones, charge them up now. This includes laptops as well - you can charge your phone with a laptop!
• Turn around, don't drown. Do not be a dumbass and drive through high water. I don't care if your Tesla can float or if your F150 is lifted for her pleasure. Don't drive through high water.

What should I buy?

/TropicalWeather has a fantastic mega-thread on this that I am stealing. I highly recommend visiting this link and making sure that you have all of these things in your household.
Also pop-tarts. All the pop-tarts. Brown sugar for life though.

How much alcohol should I stock up on?

Yes.

What about public transportation? Will it still be operational?

While a lot of people don't have reliable alternative transportation, always make sure you have a plan. In general, you shouldn't expect public transport to operate during a hurricane. Don't rely upon it. Make plans to move to a safe location or a shelteevacuation center prior to the storm.
Should you need evacuation notices and/or assistance, please review the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority's website for further information on public transportation and and out of the city in the event of a mandatory evacuation.
Update as of 9/13 from RTA:

In preparation for expected impacts of Hurricane Sally to the Gulf Coast region, the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority will suspend all bus and streetcar service beginning at noon on Monday, September 14th. Ferry services will be suspended after normal operations on Sunday, September 13. Services will remain suspended until further notice.

What schools will be closed?

Schools will likely be closed the day before the storm. Depending on the extent of the damage and various other factors (power, water, etc.) it's unknown for how long the schools will be closed for.
It's recommended that you monitor your local parish's school district websites for up to date information on school closures. That being said, we'll post information as it becomes available. WWLTV tends to have a good up to date listing that's available here. Most private institutions abide by the local Parish's closures, but please refer to your specific school for up to date information.
For universities, please refer to your university's individual emergency guidance.
Orleans Parish

• Orleans Public Schools: No in-person instruction will begin across school campuses tomorrow. All schools will remain on distance learning through at least Wednesday of this week.
  
• UNO: All Monday courses will be delivered online. All Tuesday classes (in-person, online and hybrid) are canceled. No face-to-face courses will meet on campus on Monday. Only essential personnel should report to campus Monday and Tuesday. All other employees should work remotely Monday.Tuesday is an emergency closure day for all other employees. Campus Dining will continue to offer food service for students living in the residence halls.
  
• Loyola University New Orleans: Will be open for operations as normal tomorrow until 4 p.m. Evening classes on Monday are suspended. Operations will be suspended Tuesday.
  
• Tulane: Classes will be held until noon Monday. Both online and in-person classes are canceled Monday afternoon through Tuesday. Wednesdays operating status will be determined in the coming days.
  
• New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary/ Leavell College: Cancelled classes and closed offices Monday-Wednesday
  
• New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary: Closed Monday through Wednesday
  
• NOCCA: Student classes/distance learning is cancelled Monday and Tuesday
  

Jefferson Parish

• All Jefferson Parish public schools will be closed Monday and Tuesday, as well as administrative buildings. All school and district activities are canceled during the two-day period and will be rescheduled.
  
• Concordia Lutheran School: Closed Monday. Closure decisions will be made daily by school administrators.
  
• JCFA East will be closed Tuesday and will ask students to work virtually on Wednesday.
  
• JCFA West will be closed Tuesday and will ask students to work virtually on Wednesday.
  

St. Tammany Parish

• Kehoe-France Northshore will be open on Monday and closed on Tuesday.

Plaquemines Parish

• All schools within the Plaquemines Parish School Board will be closed on Monday and Tuesday. Notifications of the school reopening date will be released at a later time.
  
• Our Lady of Perpetual Help in Belle Chasse: Closed Monday and Tuesday. Reopening information will be announced at a later date
  

St. Bernard Parish

• St. Bernard Parish Public School System schools and offices will be closed Monday. This closure includes students currently enrolled in our virtual learning program. Further updates will be provided on St. Bernard social media accounts and websites.
  
• Nunez Community College: Close Monday, Sept. 14 in anticipation of Tropical Storm Sally. Available classes will be offered virtually. Updates for Sept. 15 and beyond will be posted to Nunez.edu and all Nunez social media accounts.
  
• Our Lady of Prompt Succor in Chalmette: Will be closed Monday and Tuesday. Reopening information will be announced at a later date.
  

Lafourche Parish

• All Lafourche Parish schools will be closed Monday and Tuesday because of Sally. All employees will work remotely for those days, and virtual learning will be offered to all LPSD students to the best of the school district's ability. However, if teachers experience power outages, all virtual activities will be canceled. Also, any student that is unable to complete the assignments will be excused and allowed to make up any missed work. A decision will be made later concerning the remainder of the week.

Terrebonne Parish

• Terrebonne Parish public schools closed Monday and Tuesday

St. Charles Parish

• Public schools closed Monday through Wednesday for both in-person and virtual learning

Sandbags?

There is a complete list available from WWLTV. I will be publishing some of the major parishes below.
Orleans Parish:
Sandbags will be available beginning 8am on Sunday for Orleans Parish Residents:

• Arthur Monday Multi-Purpose Center, 1111 Newton Street
• Dryades YMCA, 2220 Oretha Castle Haley Boulevard
• Former Walmart and Sam’s parking lot, 6901 Bundy Road
• Milne Recreation Center, 5420 Franklin Avenue

St. Bernard Parish:
Self sandbagging will be available Sunday morning beginning at 8 a.m., going on until sand runs out. Residents can fill their sandbags at the following locations:

• St. Bernard Port – 100 Port Blvd., Chalmette.
• Government Complex – 8201 W. Judge Perez Dr., Chalmette.
• OTB – 4242 E. Judge Perez Dr., Meraux.
• Historic Courthouse – 1201 Bayou Rd., St. Bernard.

Plaquemines Parish:
Beginning at 10 a.m., parish-wide sandbag locations will be open, but residents should bring their own shovels and only take what they need. Bags will be provided. Residents can fill their sandbags at the following locations:

• Plaquemines Parish Government Complex, PROWM Building — 333 F. Edward Hebert Blvd, Belle Chasse, LA 70037)
• Port Sulphur YMCA — 278 Civic Dr, Port Sulphur, LA 70083
• Buras YMCA — 36342 Hwy 11, Buras, LA 70041
• Boothville Area across from Boothville-Venice Elementary School — Oiler Dr #1, Boothville, LA 70038
• Davant Community Center — 15577 Hwy 15, Braithwaite, LA 70040
• Braithwaite Auditorium, —1253 LA-39, Braithwaite, LA 70040

St. Tammany Parish:
St. Tammany Parish Government will open six self-service sandbag locations beginning Sunday. All locations will have sand and bags provided. Residents are asked to bring their own shovels in case all shovels provided are in use. residents are asked to limit the number of sandbags to 15 per vehicle. There will be someone on-hand to help the elderly and/or disabled at each location.
The locations will be open Sunday 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. and Monday 7:30 a.m. to 6 p.m.

• St. Tammany Parish Government - Building — 21410 Koop Dr., Mandeville, La.
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works- Airport Road Barn — 34583 Grantham College Rd, Slidell, La.
• The Old Levee District Site — 61134 Military Road (Hwy 190), Slidell, La.
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works- Fritchie Barn — 63119 Highway 1090, Pearl River, La.
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works Barn- Keller Barn — 63131 Fish Hatchery Road, Lacombe, La.
• St. Tammany Parish Public Works Barn- Covington Barn — 1305 N. Florida Street, Covington, La.

Can you sharpie this situation away?

Neither NOAA nor FEMA recommends this. It doesn't work.

What is Damp May Never Dry!